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Three pastors [Read it]


Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other
their problems which must be kept a secret among the
three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is
money l do steal even from the church offering. Please
pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women.
Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to
bed with her, infact l have slept with most of the church
(female) members. Turning to the third pastor to hear
his problem he started crying (it took his friends some
effort to calm him). When they asked him to continue, he
was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when
we leave this place everybody will hear all what the two
of you have just told me. Please pray for me! The two
pastors fainted


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2014-11-02 19:03:12

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Ek Pal Mein Ek Sadi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye,

Do Din Kee Zindagi Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;



Bhoole Hai Raftaa-Raftaa Unhe Muddaton Mein Hum,

Kishto Mein Khudkushi Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Aagaaz-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Aap Jaaniye,

Anzaam-e-Aashiqui Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Jalte Diyo Mein Jalte Gharon Jaisi Lau Kahan,

Sarkaar Roshani Ka Maza Humase Puchiye;



Wo Jaan Hi Gaye Ki Humein Unse Pyaar Hai,

Aankhon Kee Mukhbari Ka Maza Humse Puchiye;



Hansne Ka Shaunk Humko Bhi Tha Aap Kee Tarah!

~ Khumar BarabankviRelated

Akpors who was always up to no good
decided he needed to ‘turn up’ for the
weekend and wanted money; after
contemplating for a while, he decided to
rob the local bank in his community.
Everybody down! Akpors shouted.
(Everyone quickly laid flat on the ground)
Where is the bank manager? He asked.
A young gentle man stood up and said;
Here I am.
Open the safe and bring out all the
money! Akpors requested.
The young man kindly replied; Sir, this
thing you are doing is not good oh. It is
a crime against society and humanity.
Shut up!! Akpors angrily retorted. Chei,
look at this stupid small boy manager
telling me nonsense, you are calling me a
criminal now abi? If not because it is a
toy gun I’m holding, i would have blown
off your brain.
(Akpors is currently receiving treatment
at the prison hospital)
One word for Akpors this time?


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2015-04-08 10:09:39

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Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning?

Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

You attend classes only for attendance?

You look at the calendar for holidays?

You hold Cell Phone in place of a pen?

If the above is happening to you,

Congratulations – You are a perfect student!Related

You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think.Related

The Best Years [Read it]


Akpos went for an occasion on mothers day
and he was enjoying every minute of it, just
before the closing prayer the MC said ” the best
years of my life were spent in de arms of a
woman who wasnt my wife” , there was shock
and silence for a while but then he added “she
was my mother!!”

The crowd gave him a big round of aplause and
cheers…
Tired from the event Akpos walks back home
and met Ekaite (his wife) in the kitchen
preparing dinner and tries to repeat de quote,
he starts; &ldquoe best years of my life were spent in
de arms of a woman who wasnt my wife…” He
stands for a while trying to recall the second line
of de quote and by the time he regained his
senses he was on a hospital bed recieving
treatment for 3rd degree burns form boiling water!
Laugh out guys



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2014-10-13 14:26:00

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boy or girl [Read it]


A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? 


B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. 


A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. 


B: I’m not. I’m her mother.


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TRUST. [Read it]


Once there was two friends whose friendship was seemingly inseparable to every beholding eye.They promise to defend each other in all life vicissitudes and to protect each other from any impending and contigencial dangers.One day the duo; john and jerry set out on a hunting escapade.when they apparently got to the heart of the forest, a ferrocious looking wolf appeared from literally nowhere.John who was a good climber, climbed a nearby mahogany effortlessly at the speed of light.Jerry could not dare climb a tree and running would be a wasted, futile attempt. So, he laid down motionless as though he was dead.The wolf came, sniffed its snout all over him and left without much ado.John came down and the friends hugged themselves overwhelmed by the fact that they were alife.After a long hysterical laughter, John asked uneasingly: ''why was the wolf sniffing your ear again and again and left without hurting you?''
Jerry replied, ''He was whipering something to my ear.He said i should trust no one!''


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CAN GOOGLE ANSWER DIS...
Dear Google when will Jesus come??

Dear Google when will Nigerian
homes stop eating RICE every Sunday Afternoon??

Dear Google shey Jonathan still sleep
with Patience??

Dear Google Is simbi still a girl, and
shey Agbor still dey live for Calabar?

Dear Google How many grains of
sand are on planet earth?

Dear Google Why is 'X' and 'Y'
always missing in mathematics?


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about Jesus [Read it]


Do u know dat almost everything about jesus starts with d letter ``J``rnrn
He was sent down by his heavenly father jehova (J)rnrn
His name is jesus(J)rnrn
He was born into d family of Joseph (J)rnrn
He was born in judiah (J)

In Jerusalem (J)rnrn
He was baptised in river Jordan (J)rnrn
By a man called john d baptised (J)rnrn
He loves his two disciples James and john (J)rnrn
He was betrayed by a man called judas is carriot. 

........wnt more from squash den comment or like dis one.





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2014-12-14 08:51:19

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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.

~ Albert EinsteinRelated

Here is Akpos's cousin,
Oghenerukewe.. He's such a
very handsome man, tall,
black(not dark) and
handsome.. He's aspiring to
be Mr Nigeria 2015.. check
him out.. Isn't he so
handsome!
Ladies, he's still very single..
If you're interested, contact
admin asap before he gets
hooked.
So, help rate him, don't let
his dream die...
#B-goF







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2015-12-06 11:01:17

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GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his
eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no harm
dude. Just spare me a few
minutes of your time. BOY: say what you have
to
and leave immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you. BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause whenever I
see you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am not
sobber and am staggering?
That simply proves that am
drunk in love with you. BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see am
busy? (drawing patterns on
The ground using his feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like
Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured
The
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance to
invest in your heart
business and you will see
The profits through my love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the
same. You Just want to use
me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can never
even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about
it then I will reply you later. GIRL: Okay
handsome, take
as much time as you want.
Whatever your decision is, I
will respect it but please say
Yes.
QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do the
'toasting' and we The boys
do the 'blushing' or is it just
wishful dreaming?


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I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me – spiritually and financially.

-Denzel WashingtonRelated

TEACHER: The process of developing from a child to an adult is called?       


AKPOS: ADULTERY!


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2015-03-16 19:32:44

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So Akpos teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Akpos unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.One day in class, Akpos raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you 5000 I can guess what color your underwear is."She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties.After class is over and the students clear out, Akpos makes his guess."Blue.""Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear."Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out.When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Akpos that she wasn't wearing any underwear.His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me 10,000 this morning that he must see your pussy before the end of the day!"


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How I Learned to Mind My Own Business :-

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”

The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”

Free of cost it was.Related

i need prayer [Read it]


Please I need you guys to
pray for me... I don't know what
is wrong with my eyes, when ever
I open my wallet I won't see
anything
.
.
.
.


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2016-02-15 13:11:57

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A guy was dating a girl for
six months & he
got tired of the relationship.
Later in the
evening he took her out &
bought a bottle of
malt for her.
Then after, he told the girl
that
the relationship is over. The
Girl Cried for a
While, Later the girl started
laughing, the guy was
confuse & later discover
that the girl won 12 million
from the malt she drank.
If you are the guy what will
you do??
If you are the lady what will
you do
Pls don't spoil the fun...
Drop your comment please.



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2015-10-10 13:19:37

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Continues..
I was damn happy when he came to sit with me but you know na girls still need to form.
I used my left hand to fling my hair, faced him and raised my brows Like I was questioning him. I guess he noticed.
Guy: oh stop that questioning eyebrow of yours. It doesn't suit you(smiling)
I was embarrassed I thought acting that way will make me cool but I just acted dumb to his words. His smile OMG! would an helpless person follow him home feeling safe. His teeth were so white and he had this pink lip and tongue that would make you want to kiss him till you die. His scent was taking the whole arena. I wanted to get close to him to enjoy the sweet fragrance of his. But I still need to form. So I placed my hand bag in in the centre while I sat at the edge. He didn't even looked at me he only smiled facing the blackboard. It kept me wondering if he smiled because of my reaction or because of the drawing. I was writing as the lecturer was explaining. He doesn't seem To be writing but I always caught him stealing looks at me. I was happy that I had a very neat and beautiful writing because he seemed he was reading what I wrote. Soon the lecturer left.
Just as I was about to leave,he caught my left hand, my hand skipped a beat and I was glad in my heart. I turned and faced him. some girls just stood there watching us.
Me: what's all this?(forming continues)
Guy: please at least tell me your name
Me: why should I do that? You are not worthy of knowing it.
Guy: (smiling as he raised his brows) well I will take it easy on you since you are new here. Now will you tell me your name or not!?( still holding my hand)
Me I didn't knew when I blurted out) Milly. Milly brandez.
Guy: hmmm. What a nice name. Cute name, cute you.My name is .........( he was interrupted by some idiots I was not vexed)
The fools were shouting *The don oya na make we dey follow up na. Abi you don net another fresh fish?*
He just smiled and left my hand. Then winked at me and left.
I was kind if sad. But I left the class and walking to the library I bumped into someone else. We bumped into each other actually. I was thinking of that guy i saw earlier and the bumper seemed to be in a hurry..
To be continued


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I was so fortunate that Bode was cleared for service the same time with me just as Cynthia too because she was already through with her HND programme. We are the biggest boys in NYSC camp as bode came with cash fully loaded. We entered camp a day before official opening of camp as our aim was to get good accommodation before there will be crowd, we never knew some people had the same thought just like us as there were over 200 corp members in camp, we went to mammy market later in the evening, we saw two beautiful ladies by the side of a woman selling noodles, we walked up to them and Bode started like a joke and conversation started between us. I realized Bode concentrated so much on the fair lady among them even though both of them are beautiful. We invited them to a table where we sat and was discussing, i noticed that the second lady Bode was not paying attention to had a wedding ring on her hand. We even gisted about it that some ladies will come to camp with rings just to scare away guys that they are married but she told us hers was not for decoration as she was legally married with a year two months old baby, she said she had already stop breast feeding that is why she was able to come to camp and she will be using nursing mother excuse to relocate back to Lagos after registration that she was not sure if she will complete her three weeks camp here. She and the other lady finished from Unilag, from the same department but she was a year earlier than the lady, she said she had result issue that was what delayed her mobilization.
Bode later left with the other lady to get some things, we expected them back but we didn’t see them come quick, i engaged the other lady in conversation, family life and all sort, hw was it being married, she told me about guys generally when they are still chasing ladies that they will be all over her and do everything for you, care for you as if there will be no tomorrow but let them have you as a wife then you will see all that vanished. I told her it was not all guys that will do all that, i told her i can never change to my woman no matter what, the way i will do to you when we are dating is what i will do to you when we get married. To me love never fade but she argued it with me that it was easier said than done, we went personal, she told me about herself and little background, i told her about myself too and the fact that i had already been employed by a bank before coming for NYSC she was so happy me.
We talked about her past relationship before getting married, how she made the decision to finally settle with her husband, what the relationship was like. Anybody that sees us at that very moment will think we have known each other for long, at interval, i will look at her face, tell her how beautiful she was and comment that her husband was lucky to have a beautiful lady like her as a wife because she was so slim that nobody will know she was married and even her stomach was not showing it, i will hold her hand on the table, caress her the finger that has her wedding ring and joke that her husband was a sharp guy as he quickly tie her down with marriage.
After a while when we didn’t see Bode and her friend, i told her she should let us walk around the camp to see the camp environment, take fresh air since activities has not started and that i will call Bode later to tell us where they her. She agreed, we stood up from the market, stroll down to the NYSC officials office, from there to the front view of the female hostel, then to the male hostel and later to the kitchen. I was holding her hand all through our journey, making jokes and i was glad she was laughing, at interval, I will hold her by the shoulder and continue our discussion, she didn’t even complain, she has started complaining of the breeze that it was too cold and she was feeling cold already, that was when i held her by the waist.
There was no activity in the kitchen yet as camp has not officially opened, there was no light in the camp and the generator that was on was scanty, the kitchen side was a bit dark as there were no activities yet, what we saw was just basic cooking amenities that were dump there. We walked inside and on coming out from the kitchen, i draw her back and started kissing her, i only wanted to try my luck and never knew she will cooperate. She responded back to me and the kissing was getting passionate, as a sharp guy, there was no time to waste time.
We moved to one of the angle of the kitchen, she was wearing a gown which was just on her knee size, i shifted the gown up with my right hand, move it up, push up her bra and started sucking her breast, i was sucking seriously, i interchanged between the two breast one after the other, it was just a matter of time before milk started coming out of her breast but that didn’t stop me from continue with the sucking and the fact that i was actually drinking the milk that was coming out of her breast. It didn’t take time before she left out a soft moan, i dig my hand inside her pant and started finger fucking her, i fingered her so hard, after which i laid her on the floor, shifted her pant to one side, inserted my deek and was banging her hard, Joke was the first lady that i will fucck without hearing her voice, she only squeezed her face, and held her lips so tight.
It was Bode’s call that brought us back to life after like 20minutes of hard fucking “Guy, where una dey, we dey in front of female hostel waiting for una”. We quickly adjusted ourselves and i helped her dust her cloth very well before leaving the place

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Word Of Wisdom [Read it]


When I started using Biro in my primary school, and I
made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it. Sometimes
I would use chalk, but later it would reappear. So I
began to use saliva, it worked only to leave holes in my
book.
My teachers then used to beat me for being so dirty. But all I tried to do was cover my errors. One day, a kind
hearted teacher who loved me so much called me aside.
"Kizito Santus, anytime you make a mistake, just cross
it and move on. Trying to erase it would only damage
your book".
"But, I don't want people to see my mistake and laugh at me", I protested.
"Trying to erase it will make more people know about
your mess, and the stigma is for life"
Have you made a mistake, cross it and move on.
Don't try to create more irredeemable errors by trying
within your power to erase it.
To err is human.


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pick up the cup [Read it]


My dad finished eating and called me to come clear d dinning. As I was bout parking d plates...d cup fell on d floor. My hand was full already so I decided to go drop d plates in d kitchen first.
daddy: lekan, pick up d cup now.
Lekan: Yes daddy, I will come bak to pick it up. Let me go nd drop d plates first.
(while I was goin to d kitchen, I just started singing Adekunle Gold's song. Not intentional though but dat was wat my spirit was singing).
Yinka: Baba God ooo..pick up d call. Emi naa fe ra range o...pick up d call. Dangote 'olori meji...pick up d call...na beg I dey beg o...
(getting to d dinning to pick up d cup, I had a whip of koboko on my back. My dad started beating me wit koboko...started pleading for his mercy cos I dint knw what I had done wrong. Neighbours came in nd intervened. And dey ask me wat I did for my dad...I answered I wasnt sure wat I did. Den my dad said....
Daddy: look at dis idiot. I told him to pick up d cup dat fell on d floor. He said he was coming to pick it. And d next he did was dat he started singing...BABA mi o...pick up d cup. Even Dangotote olori meji...pick up d cup. Otedola Olori meji..pick up d cup. Na beg I dey beg o pick up d cup. Omo oshi. Ma na e baje. *lolz.


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FATHER:Son at your age,Winston Churchill used to be up out for his morning walk at 5pm.
Sonad,at your age,he had become the Prime Minister of England.


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Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out.


"This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira! Now,my car is a total write-off!"


The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic.You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". 


Akpos looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?


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Written by Davidflo

Episodes:

Akpos in heaven [Read it]


Kappa died nd went to heavens where he met Angel micheal. .
Akpos: so I finally make heaven after all the rubbish wey I do for life. Thank God for God ooh
Angel Michael: Oya come enter ya room. 
Akpos:bros Michael, Abeg Wetin dey for downstairs, cos d nose nah die 
Angel Michael: Na hell fire be dat.
Akpos:I fit go peep?
Angel Michael: no wahala, but we go lock gate by 5pm, so if you no quick come back, you go just stay hell fire. Akpos goes to peep nd there he sees all d celebrities that ever lived on earth clubbing nd having a lot of fun.,, Akpos comes back by 4pm
Angel Michael: speaks, ,,,,nice to see you back early my son, you are truly a son of God, .
Akpos: for where? I come pack my load before una lock heaven. ..............lol.,,.,,,,,,,,,, happy New month dear friends


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Chief Dot Mann woke up around 10 am,
he felt satisfied, the lady who he slept
with had left him in bed, he had met her
in a night club, from there they drove to
his apartment in Lagos, he remembered
the instructions given to him by the
native doctor, he had chewed the green
kola nut before sleeping with the
woman, now it was time for him to chew
the red one, he pulled the drawer beside
his bed and brought out the red kola
nut, he chewed it immediately, now the
process was complete, the woman’s
spirit would bring him more money, but
she would die any moment after 24
hours, now he could do away with his
range rover and buy something better, he
picked his phone to call Ijeoma, he
hoped she had completed the job,
Ijeoma’s phone rang several times but
no one picked It, he prayed all was well,
Ijeoma never wasted time picking his
calls, he stood up and went into the
bathroom. …………………………………………………
Nelson picked his phone up and tried
dialling Peter Adeboye’s number again,
still it was switched off he sat down on
the couch and looked at John, suddenly
an idea came to his mind, why hadn’t he
thought of it? He suddenly remembered
that he had helped Peter install a police
tracker inside his car, he still had the
details of the tracker inside his laptop,
he picked up his phone and called the
specialist who helps him install trackers
into police vehicles, within 15 minutes
the man got to his house, Nelson gave
him the details and he didn’t use up to 5
minutes before he located the car, it was
about 12,000 metres away from their
current location, Nelson picked up his
phone and called all his men, they were
going for a serious mission, John and
his friends offered to come, Nelson didn’t
like the idea but he said they could
follow him under the condition that they
were going to remain in the car, they all
agreed, Nelson’s men didn’t take long to
arrive, John and his friends entered the
DPO’s car, they then set out on their
mission, Nelson’s phone rang and he
picked it, one of his men called to
inform him that after further torture the
suspect had confessed that she was sent
by chief Dotmann, Nelson thanked his
man for the good job and ended the call,
he put two and two together, now he
knew why Chief Dotmann was absent,
that was a business for another day,
right now they had to find his friend.
……………………………………………………….
Peter Adeboye was no more lonely in the
dungeon, his captives had brought in
more people, five more people to be
precise, four men and one woman, the
men were also unclad and had their hair
shaved, he was shy being Unclad in front
of strangers but he knew he would have
to get used to it.
…….…………………………………………….
The tracking specialist whose name was
Promise was the one directing the police
convoy, he was also in Nelson’s car
which was the car that led the way, he
told the driver to stop the car, he looked
at his laptop and told the driver to take
the next turn on the right which he did,
soon they were off the tarred road,
following the map on his laptop, he
directed them through different turns,
John thought the road felt familiar, it
felt just like the road the kidnappers
took them through, Joy and TJ also said
the same thing, they made this known to
Nelson, Nelson knew it had to be the
kidnappers, Promise informed them that
they were 1500 metres away from the
cars location, Nelson ordered his driver
to stop, now they had to continue on
foot, Nelson went to the back of his car
and picked a bullet proof vest from the
trunk, he ordered his men to remember
to wear their vest and make no noise as
they moved, he told John and his friends
to remain in his car no matter what
happens, so Nelson and his 24 man
squad walked for about 1400 metres
when Nelson spotted Peter’s car parked
in front of an uncompleted building,
Bison’s building, he split his men into
three and ordered them to surround the
building, Nelson took one last look at his
AK 47, they were going in hot Kemi had
finished preparing for work, her daughter
Lisa was still sleeping, Lisa had just
come home from a party that she went
to the previous night, Kemi didn’t bother
to disturb her, she picked up her car key
and went outside to her car, she started
the engine and set off for work, she
remembered her husband, she picked up
her phone and dialled his number, it was
switched off, she hissed, why was she
even bothering herself, she got to the
traffic light, it was already on red so she
stopped, she remembered her sweet
experience in the hands of chief, she
smiled to herself, soon all chief’s wealth
would be hers, all she needed was 24
hours, before the balm that baba gave
her would take effect, she had rubbed
the balm on her laps before going to the
club, baba had instructed her that any
man she slept with after she had rubbed
the balm on her laps would be under her
control, the traffic light went from red to
yellow and finally green, she drove off
and continued her journey to the office.
……………………………………………………
John, Joy, TJ and Promise sat in the
car, alongside Nelson’s driver, John was
deep in thought, he hoped his father
would be found, alive, and with all his
body parts complete, Joy kissed him on
the cheeks and told him all would be
fine, John looked at Joy, if he was in the
mood he would have kissed her small
inviting pink lips, but he was not in the
mood, all he could think of now was how
his father was going to be rescued.
……………………………………………………
Peter was half asleep when the dungeon
door was opened, two men came inside
and released him from his chains, they
then pulled him up and dragged him out
of the dungeon, they then locked the
dungeon door back, they forced him
through a long dark corridor and they
turned left, Peter knew there was trouble
immediately, a left turn was not a good
sign, was this how his life was going to
end? Bison stood in the slaughter room
waiting impatiently, they should have
brought the man here already, he didn’t
know what was taking them long.
…………………………………………………
Nelson took a deep breath, it had been
quite a while that he had been on a
mission, in fact he shouldn’t be here, but
he was here because his friends life was
in danger and whoever was responsible
was going to pay dearly, on a normal
mission, his men would have handled it
alone, but this was no ordinary mission,
these kidnappers had threatened his Job
and his friend’s life, using his radio he
told the other two groups to attack on
his count, 3, 2, 1 the three groups
attacked at once.
………………………………………………….
Bison took a machete from a corner, he
was going to behead this one himself,
two men held Peter’s hands and legs and
placed his head on a flat rock, Peter
tried to struggle but he could not free
himself, he said his last prayers, Bison
raised his machete ready to behead the
man before him.
……………………………………………………
The people in the dungeon heard a cry
of pain from an area of the building,
they now knew why they were kidnapped.




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Continues..
Me: (surprised). Hmmm. Prestos perfectos. Who are they(raising by browns)
Miranda: they are the most influential and populous group of handsome dudes. They are rich and a RIGHT fighting guys whom I find charming.
Me: so you mean they are cultists?
Miranda: of course not! Far from that. They help students a lot especially girls from being molested by some cultists and illegal lecturers. And I love them for it.
Me: so if Belinda is the gf of that kind of a person why is she like this? I mean like someone who suffered under loss and brain tumor?
Miranda: well all of these I told you were in the past about the prestos. But now they are now rude and mean. But they still dey help people sha. Miranda has been like that according to what I heard that Preston broke up with her. Mhennn she too like clubbing. Such a demanding and careless tag.
Me: you mean she was dating prestos leader and at the same time dating Preston?
Miranda: na so you dull? Preston is the leader and founder of the prestos perfectos.
Me: OK I get it now. Boy break up with her nai she dey do like rogue. Mcheeeeew, make she nor focus for wetin her parents send her come do for here. Na because say her parents rich na. Spoilt brat.
Miranda: go tell her for front na. Na slap she go take teleport you come back. See let me tell you you yourself will kill by the time you see presto.
Me: Miranda that is the impossible na. You know it can never happen.
Miranda: OK we shall see!..
To be continued after comments..


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A man is in bed with his wife
when there is a knock on
the door.
He rolls over and looks at his
clock, and it's 3 AM.
"I'm not getting out of bed at
this time", he thinks, and
rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer
that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed,
and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is
man standing at the door.
It didn't take the homeowner
long to realize the man was
drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger,
"can you give me a
push??"
"No, get lost, it's 3 AM. I was in
bed," says the man and
slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells
his wife what happened
and she says, "Dave, that wasn't
very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke
down in the pouring rain
on the way to pick the kids up
from the baby-sitter and
you had to knock on that man's
house to get us started
again? What would have
happened if he'd told us to get
lost?"
"But the guy was drunk." says
the husband.
"It doesn't matter." says the wife.
"He needs our help and it would
be the Christian thing to
help him."
So the husband gets out of bed
again, gets dressed, and
goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not
being able to see the stranger
anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do
you still want a push?"
and he hears a voice cry out
"Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the
stranger he shouts,
"Where are you?"
And the stranger replies: "I'm
over here, on your swing."



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We drove in silence for a while,
navigating bends and going
through bushes. I felt Sophia’s
eyes on me as I looked far ahead
in the distance, eagerly hoping
that we burst into a busy major
road. We turned left for the
umpteenth time and I began to
feel nervous. Where was this
woman taking me? I was sure
that we were going in circles
now. We should have gotten to a
major road by no because we
had been driving close to twenty
minutes. I wanted to question
her but I thought twice about it.
After all if not for her help, the
Macho Man may have caught up
to me and who knows what may
have happened.
“Can I make a phone call on your
phone ma?” I asked
“Sure. Why not?” She replied and
handed me her Samsung S4. I
tried to make a call on the phone
and for some reason the call was
not going through. I complained
to her and she said that it was
because of the environment we
were in, assuring me that once
we got out of the bushes, I
would get better reception. She
asked who I wanted to call. I told
her I wanted to call the police. I
noticed a very brief flicker of fear
in her countenance, but she
quickly hid it. I may have seen
wrong though.
A few minutes later we hit the
freeway. I relaxed a bit. I was
glad that we were on a busy
road and we were at least seeing
other cars. I asked her where we
were. She said we were in
Kubwa, Abuja. She offered to
drop me at a park where I could
board a bus back to Lagos. I
could not thank her enough. We
slowed down suddenly and
parked the car away from traffic.
She turned off the ignition. We
were in the middle of nowhere.
Cars were zooming past us at
light speed. I became
apprehensive. She looked
worried. I was scared. She pulled
a lever beside the steering wheel
and got out of the car. I followed.
She opened the bonnet and
hooked it with the metal to
support it. Everything was
sparkling new. No dirt, dust or
oil. I wondered what could be
wrong. Her arms were akimbo as
she scanned the cars that
zoomed past us. She did not
make any move to stop anyone.
My hands were on the edge of
the bonnet trying to look for a
fault that was invisible.
She walked up to me.
“Did you find anything?” she
asked me.
“Still looking ma’am” I replied,
trying to find the solution. I knew
absolutely nothing about fixing
cars.
I was still looking for the fault
when I heard her say,
“This would only hurt just a
little.”
I tried to turn but it was too late.
She tweaked an artery around
my neck with her thumb and
forefinger in one deft perfect
move.
That was all I could remember.
Detective Ahmed sat in his large,
heavily furnished office, the
blinds drawn. He put the fan at
the highest and made sure the
air condition was blowing at the
lowest temperature. This was the
only way he could think. He was
still shaken at the death of his
most trusted colleague and
friend. He was disturbed. Agent
Mercy was the best undercover
agent the academy had ever
produced. She was recruited into
the Intelligence Operations at 19
and had successfully carried out
4 undercover jobs. Even in the
last one where they thought her
cover would be blown, she had
successfully maneuvered her way
and got out unscathed. She was
under cover as one of the
strippers in the joint owned by a
Mafia Boss. He was wanted for
drug trafficking and child abus3.
There was no single evidence
against him, but the Agency was
sure he was not innocent. So
they sent in Mercy and she did a
wonderful job.
The Ghosts had been a mystery
for many years, even before
Ahmed and Mercy came into the
Agency. However, three years
ago, James an alleged member of
The Ghosts was said to have
come out publicly to say that he
wanted to confess his crimes
and demanded 24-hour police
protection. That was his mistake.
He should have confessed when
he had the chance. He was
murdered in his sleep, in a house
protected by four trained agents
at his bedroom door, other
agents on the roof, in the
opposite holuses and scattered
everywhere around his house,
protecting him. Yet they still got
to him. He was found dead the
next morning.
Mercy’s death meant only one
thing: This was not a matter to
be handled lightly. He logged
onto his computer and entered
the encrypted password. He
clicked on the Mercy file. Her
picture popped up, alongside her
personal details and
achievements. He was not ready
for this. He closed the file and
logged off, shutting down his
computer.
He locked his office door and
pressed the conmbination codes
to permanently lock it. It was
8pm. Rita had called him a
hundred times but he had not
picked. He dialed her number.
“I am coming home. Okay. I am
fine. See you soon.” He finished
He got on his power bike and
sped off towards Ajah. He loved
speed. It helped him clear his
head. He did not notice the blue
truck speeding towards him in
the opposite direction. But he
always had very sharp instincts.
He was a second quicker. He
quickly slowed and jumped off
the bike into the nearby shrubs
before the truck made impact.
The noise was deafening.
Ahmed rolled far away from the
collision into the shrubs. He could
not feel his left leg. He pulled out
his phone and dialed a speed
code. It sent a signal to
headquarters, informing them
that he was in trouble and they
could track his location. A team
was sent to his location
immediately. His eyes were
closing; he barely heard what
was going on around him.
The last thing he heard from the
crowd confirmed his fears, the
driver of the truck was nowhere
to be found.
Sophia’s phone rang. The General
was calling.
“This is code Amber. Gather all
Super Agents and the Tactics
team at the Watch Tower. We
meet at 21:00 hours.”
She panicked. There was trouble.

>>

BROKEN SEAL
EPISODE 30

Me: you what?!!! You must be
kidding me.
Nikky: It was after we broke up
that i found out….i lost the
courage to tell you ‘coz you
didn’t want to talk to me or
pick my calls.
Everything happened so fast.
It was during that period that
dad decided I complete my
studies in the states….i’m really
sorry.
I wasn’t paying attention
anymore.
The chair i sat on seem to have
been manufactured in hell,
unusual heat attacked me
immediately.
Oh god, why now? Why?
Hot balls of sweat partied my
forehead.
Is she for real? No no it can’t
be! This is probably one of her
tricks to get me back…i won’t
fall for it, no i won’t.
I was lost in my thoughts until
Nikky jerked me with her
words….
Nikky: please say something?
Me: why are you telling me
only now?
I’m engaged and would be
getting married soon. What do
you want me to do? Besides
how am I sure you aint making
this up? Where’s the kid?
Nikky: please believe me?…..i’d
bring the kid to her daddy,
probably tomorrow.
Me: then what next?
I know that question sound
childish. To be sincere, i lost
my thinking faculty, i wasn’t
thinking straight anymore.
Nikky: then we’d live as on big
happy family of course, or do
you want to abandon your first
child? Your flesh and blood?
Your……
Me: (getting pissed of “your
your”) how do you want Ella to
react to this? You want me to
dump her for you? I don’t love
you…its her i love please
understand?
Nikky’s eyes turned red, they
were pricked with tears.
I felt some remorse, maybe i
shouldn’t have used such harsh
words, i wish i could retrieve
my outburst.
I tried consoling her but it
seem i refill the fuel to her cry
engine.
She bursted into loud cries.
Not minding where we were.
I had to hug her and try to
console her.
We hugged for minutes before
disengaging and finally
leaving the garden.
I drove so madly today,
insulting any ill-fated Tom,
dìck and harry who cross my
path.
I badly needed someone to
talk to, should i go to Ella’s no
no, this isn’t the perfect time
to tell her about Nikky.
I drove to Samuel’s house
instead.
I explained everything to him,
leaving out no detail.
Samuel: this is serious….i’m
really short of words.
Me: what do you think i should
do?
Samuel: lets wait till she comes
with the child.
Nikky got home and locked
herself inside, what would
happen next?
Yes she love Isaiah, yes they
have a baby, but do he love
her? He said it to her face that
he don’t!
Would bringing the child
change anything? She hope it
does.
She laid on her bed, weeping
bitterly.
She got up and washed her
face after several minutes of
weeping.
She picked up her phone to
call her dad.
*on the phone*
Nikky: hi dad.
Angelo: hello dear, how are
you?
Nikky: not really fine…..erh…
dad? I want to see my
daughter.
Angelo: i was thinking you
wouldn’t ask of her again.
Nikky: common dad, shes my
daughter, moreover met her
dad here in Manila.
Angelo: Isaiah you mean?
Nikky: yes dad, so where is
she?
Angelo: she’s in an orphanage
in san bartelome.
Nikky: okay sir, i’d be in Cebu
first thing tomorrow.
Angelo: there would be no
need for that, i’d be in Manila
tomorrow, just get ready.
Nikky: okay dad, bye, i love
you……
WHO COULD THIS DAUGHTER BE?



>>

(A true life story )

WRITTEN BY
JOY OSAMUDIAMEN

SIN'S OF MY PAST PART 1

Episodes:

WOW!! Some filling stations have already started selling fuel at 70 naira per litre! I bought 20 litres of fuel at 70 naira each today. Here is where you can get yours: go inside your room, head straight to your bed, lay down and sleep, when you sleep, try and dream, when you are finally in the world, locate APC filling station by going to Change avenue, along Buhari highway, head straight without looking back, after 5 yards, turn left, and there you are! "APC filling station", that was where I fantastically bought mine.

You can thank me latter, if you want to..


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Words of Wisdom [Read it]


Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.If you give her a sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.Related

Edward: what did you me she left?don't tell me you sent her packing?
Zuriel: we didn't sent her packing but her brother came and take her away
Edward: i don't understand you all;i wanted that girl to be part of this family because i want her and Zuriel to take my place;when i am not there
Alice: father what about my sons?
Edward: don't patronized me;there is only one thing i wanted from you;is for you to give me a female grandchild but you failed
Zeal: father
Zeal: i am out of here;i give you fourteen days to bring that girl back;for her to reap from what she have sowed. excuse me(exit Edward)
Alice: i wouldn't take this rubbish from your father
Zeal: and i am not in for your bullshit and you Zuriel come with me


Katherina: thank you very much for bring our baby home
Lola: welcome home
Isabella: thank you very much;i missed you all
Katherina: we missed you too(she pour the chain and place it on the table)
Zippor: Isabella;go take your bath and eat before dad will come back
Isabella: alright;come on lets go my room(exit Isabella/Zippor)
Lola: later(enter Joab)welcome dad
Joab: thank you;go get my food
Katherina: alright dad;i and Lola will go ahead
Joab: oh my life;its too stressful (he pick up the chain)is it?my instinct was right;yes this is the chain i gave to my late wife and she said it was given to Zuriel by his mother;so i have to look for his mother to find out who gave it to her
Katherina: dad food is ready
Joab: alright thanks(curtain)
Mara: sister why did you go the show to tell her manager she is a flirt
Melisa: i will do more than just that;what i just did,is just a tip of the ice ball because of her i am having problem with my son and now with my husband and you are thinking i will let her be
Mara: but she is not doing anything wrong?
Melisa: should i wait until then?no way,that girl is evil
Mara: will you stop it;she is not;she is just a little girl
Melisa: so you think;i am going to make life miserable for her(enter Dedo) welcome
Dedo: thank you ma;you sent for me?
Melisa: yes;i want to talk to you
Dedo: what about?
Melisa: my son told me you are dating?
Dedo: of cause ma;we are
Melisa: as in you two are still together?
Dedo: yes ma but please don't tell him i told you
Melisa: so he lied to me but that nit the reason i called you,i want you to go have a meaningful conversation with Isabella;find out if she is dating Zuriel
Dedo: they are not dating and that is not possible
Melisa: i am not here to tell you if it is possible because i don't want it to be possible;so listen why i am talking
Dedo: sorry ma;so what do you want me to do?
Melisa: simple;if you still want to continue dating my son which i never did approve then make her stay away from my son Zuriel
Dedo: but how?
Melisa: i don't care how you do it;even if it involved her life
Mara: Melisa
Melisa: will you keep quiet
Dedo: alright ma;i will try
Melisa: don't try,do your best;i will give you her address on how to contact her because i am sure they got back home
Dedo: alright ma;i go ahead
Melisa: no problem(exit Dedo)
Mara: sister have you got so cold that you do all sort of evil things
Melisa: since i have been kind what good has it done me?
Mara: but
Melisa: please cut it out(she walked away)
Mara: i just hope that you know what you are doing
Zeal: son;what happen to her?why did she leave?
Zuriel: her brother came and took her away
Zeal: that should be the boy she told me about;i wanted to help her that girl(enter Alice)she is going through pains;i will adopt her
Alice: over my dead body
Zeal: then so be it because when i find her;i will take her from that monster of a man(she walked away)
Zuriel: what kind of a father will hurt someone like that?he doesnt deserve to be called a father;he is the devil himself;if it was me;i will never accept him as a father
Zeal: he is not worthy to be called a father;he deserve to be behind bars
Zuriel: dad,i think it will better;if the father is sued for child battery
Zeal: yes;that is what i intent to do;of cause(curtain)
Dedo: anyone at home?
Joy: hey;who are you looking for?
Dedo: i am looking for Isabella
Joy: she doesn't live here and this can not be the house if that witch
Dedo: what did you mean?
Joy: can you it;that Zippor break up with me because of that little witch i sent packing
Dedo: i am sorry but where is she now?
Joy: i dobt kniw,i heard they have found her and she had returned to their monster of a father
Dedo: where is the place?
Joy: don't worry i will give you the address(she write it down and gave it to her)you can have it

Dedo: thanks
Joy: please wait;i hope there is no problem
Dedo: no;not at all;thank you(exit Dedo)
Joy: what have i done?what if she is a bad person?i don't want anything bad to happen to her;God please safe them from the hands of evil doers(curtain)
Katherina: since she came back;she is always sad and she doesn't leave the room even when dad is not around

Lola: are you sure she is alright?
Katherina: do you think something bad happen to her in that house?
Lola: no;she is just sad because dad is always hurting her and i think she is scared that dad will get mad at her;if he set eyes on her
Katherina: that shouldnt bothered her because Zippor will take good care of her
Lola: i just hope so
Katherina: alright;i will just go in and take my bath;once you are done with the cooking please call me(knock at the door)who is there?are you expecting anyone?
Lola: no;i wil just go and check(she open the door)hello;good day
Dedo: good day;i am looking for Isabella
Lola: why are you looking for her?hope no problem
Dedo: it depend on her
Lola: i dont get;anyway she is not here
Katherina: Lola;who is there and who is the person looking for?
Lola: she said she is looking for Isabella
Katherina: young lady why are you looking for her?

Dedo: i dont know why you all are deaf or should i say idiot
Katherina: what?now get out;she is not here
Dedo: i wouldn't leave;until i see her;Isabella(she screamed) come out;i know you are in there,come out prostitute;coward;if you are not;come out and face me
Isabella: Dedo
Dedo: oh good girl
Isabella: what are you doing here?
Dedo: i came to warn you to stay away from Zuriel,give him space;if you still want your life to continued
Isabella: are you threatening me
Dedo: threaten;i don't do that;i am just warning because the next time;it wouldn't be that easy
Isabella: don't worry because there will be no next time because we are not even in any form of relationships
Dedo: you are better keep your words or i will be force to show you the real me(she slapped her)
Lola: young woman;are you alright?you must be very stupid;how can you come to someone house to assault the person
Dedo: i dont care;you called this thing house
Isabella: that is enough;just leave(she pushed Dedo)
Dedo: you are mad(they both fought)(enter Joab)
Katherina: what kind of a girl are you?let go of my sister
Joab: hey witch what are you doing in my house?have i not warn you to stay away from my family?you are always cause us pain and you?what are you doing fighting in my house?
Dedo: sorry sir
Joab: get out
Dedo: i will leave but tell your slot of a daughter to stay away from Zuriel
Joab: point of correction she is not my daughter;she is a bastard;just a freeloader and i wonder what she is doing here
Dedo: really so
Joab: so the boy you are fighting over didn't tell you;that she is a bastard
Lola: dad
Joab: or maybe she did not tell him because she is so ashamed to tell the truth;go tell him that;just maybe with that;he will leave her for you. so that;you don't have to fight
Dedo: whatever(exit Dedo)
Isabella: dad;you are so unpredictable;i thought you change but you are still a monster(he pushed her and she fell to the floor and hit her head)dad;no(she passed out)
Lola: dad;what is wrong with her?
Joab: i am sorry;i don't know what came over me(they rushed her to the hospital)doctor;please;how is she doing?
Doctor: calm down;she will be fine;you and your daughter excuse me
Joab: alright(exit doctor)
Lola: dad;what is all this?
Katherina: haven't we have a enough?is it not enough that mother and grandmother passed away because of you;do we have to make us loss a sister(enter Zuriel/Zeal)
Joab: who are this people?
Katherina: i don't know them;hello;good day sir
Zuriel: sorry;good day;is just that we are looking for ward 101;the receptionist direct us here(enter Mara) but is just that...
Mara: Zuriel
Zuriel: ma;what happen to my mom?
Mara: i don't know;we were just sitting at the dinning this afternoon when all of a sudden she screamed and the next thing we saw was blood pumping from her head
Zeal: did she have any injury before now?
Mara: no;definitely;come on lets go inside to meet her
Zeal: alright;after you
Zuriel: thanks ma
Katherina: you welcome
Mara: shall we
Zuriel: alright bye(exit Zeal/Mara/Zuriel)
Lola: Katherina;there is something about that boy

Katherina: Lola;there is nothing about him;just go and inform Zippor about the situation
Lola: alright,i will but when i returned i will go look for that boy
Joab: and please;don't tell your brother what happen?
Katherina: don't you dare;try to tell her what to do
Joab: you know i don't mean to;right?
Katherina: you want the honest truth?
Joab: of cause
Katherina: for the passed four years;i have been meaning to talk to you but i just do not have the courage to do so because you are my father and i am praying and hoping that one day;you will come to your senses and right your wrong but it was all lies because the honest truth is that every misfortune that happen to Isabella;you meant it and you did them intentionally because you are a monster
Lola: Katherina
Katherina: will you stop calling me;don't bothered i will just call Zippor(exit Katherina)
Lola: dad;please don't mind her
Joab: don't worry about me;i will be just fine

Lola: alright dad;i will go check on her
Joab: alright;i go with you(curtain)
Zuriel: mother
Melisa: my son;thank God you are
Zuriel: how are you?
Melisa: i thought you wouldn't come;i thought i lost you;i am so happy you came;thank you very much for coming(she hugged him)

Zuriel: why would i?you are funny;dad is also here
Melisa: really so
Zeal: yes;i was told you are hospitalised;what really happen
Melisa: i really don't know what is going on;all i could remember that i was talking with Mara and all of a sudden blood was pumping from my head as if i have an injury
Zeal: are you sure?
Melisa: of cause
Zuriel: this is serious mom
Mara: really serious and this is not the first time;sometimes she wakes up and realised that her skin has bruises and especially her face
Zeal: what?is that true
Melisa: yes
Zeal: since when did you start experiencing it
Melisa: for sometime now;lets say for roughly two years now
Zeal: and you didn't bother to inform me?
Melisa: i never thought it was necessary
Zeal: it's not necessary?of cause;it really not necessary. what did you take me for?a baby;sometime i wonder what position i am in your life
Mara: is not what you think;she does do not want to disturb you
Zeal: disturb me?for crying out loud;i am your husband;unless you want to tell me otherwise;i just can't believe you all;excuse me
Melisa: hold on handsome(exit ZEAL)

Zuriel: mom;some times i really don't understand you;so many things cross my head when i see you but i just can't picture even just one (curtain)
Zippor: oh my God;what happen to her
Lola: dont worry;she will be fine
Zippor: i never really say she is not going to be better,all i ask is that;what happen to her?
Isabella: Zippor;is nothing;i just have an argument with...
Zippor: dad
Isabella: come off it;is that how evil you think dad is?
Zippor: don't try to patronized me because i know dad is evil and he can do anything evil
Joab: really so;i can do anything evil?am i the one that manipulate her to become a slot;who go after others men
Lola: dad;you are really evil
Joab: will you keep quiet;am i lying go on asked them(he hit her) foolish girl
Katherina: dad;enough is a enough;you are just an unrepentant wizard;after all you pleaded that Zippor should not know the truth about it but is obvious that you intentionally hit her and that is one evil thing about you
Isabella: Katherina
Katherina: stop defending him;what i am saying is the truth;is he not the one that put you in that condition;no matter how many times you defend him or show him love;he will never change his mind about you
Isabella: is that so(she cried)
Katherina: yes so stop loving him(exit Katherina)
Zippor: dad please leave;just leave
Lola: Zippor
Zippor: i said i don't want to see him;tell him to get out
Joab: alright;i will leave(exit Joab)
Isabella: i am sorry;i didn't mean to make you mad at dad and please don't take it out on him;is all my fault
Zippor: is not your fault;dad is just a monster
Isabella: i am sorry(she cried)
Lola: that is enough(curtain)
Mark: hey man,i saw Katherina and she said..
Joab: yes;that witch girl is back
Mark: i really don't understand you at all;you are blowing hot and cold at same time;one minute you want to see that girl and the never minute you feel like ripping her apart
Joab: will you just shut up;i hate it and whenever i see her;i wonder what is happening to my son?
Mark: then look for your son
Joab: where would i look for him(enter Zeal) i hate it more every passing day(he hit Zeal)
Zeal: watch it man (the hand chain fall down)
Joab: sorry(he bent to pick the hand chain)
Zeal: hey man;where did you get this chain from?
Joab: what kind of stupid question is that
Zeal: i am asking you stupid question(making call)
Mark: who is he calling?
Joab: i don't care
Mark: are you not seeing that the man is a wealth man
Joab: and so
Mark: what if he is calling the police?
Joab: then i will tell them its for me(enter police)
Mark: i told you
Zeal: take this crime away;he had my son chain that was given to him my wife;his mother and for sometime;i haven't seen it on him
Joab: the fact that your son's own is missing that doesn't mean its this exact one
Zeal: what are you waiting for?take him away
Police: sir;you have to come with us
Mark: hold on;we can assuredly settle this thing out of the police station
Zeal: no way;this man is a thief
Police: shall we
Katherina: dad,what is going on here?
Joab: is nothing just go inside and take care of your sister
Katherina: i wouldnt;officer where are you taking my father to?Mr MARK was going on?
Mark: dont worry is nothing we cant handle;just go on
Zeal: are you ashamed to tell your daughter that you are a chain thief

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May you Never Be Confuse Like Nigeria,may your
Future Never Be Ugly Like Obasanjo,may your
Blessing Increase Like Fuel Price In Nigeria,may
Your Enemies Die Like Abacha,and May you Never Fall
Sick Like Ya'radua,may you Never Face Hardship In
Your Family Like Buhari Regime,but you Shall forever
Find Goodluck Iike Jonathan, Amen!


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2016-04-15 15:56:56

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The American police style:
allow the thief catch u then u catch the thief
.
The china police style:
chase the thief till he gets tired, then u catch him
.
The arab police style:
kidnap the thief's wife,and threaten the thief to surrender
.
The Indian police style:
allow a pretty damsel sing for him 2 lure him closer,then u catch him
.
The Naija police style:
catch any person on the street,beat him until he agrees he is a Thief..


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2015-05-05 15:17:01

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A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit!Related

Dear Wives and Girlfriends, the English
Premier League is starting today, please do
well to handover the remote to your
husbands and Boyfriends.
Any attempt to continue watching Zee World
and Telemundo will be seriously resisted.
Signed: #Association of Husbands and
Boyfriends #B-goF #AoN


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2016-08-13 17:52:50

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