Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


May you be surrounded by your loved ones in the family at all times!

Happy International Family Day!Related

Eva: good night sis
Me: good night darling,sleep tight
Mum: wake up (slapping me on my chick)
Me: (yarning)good morning mum
Mum: whats good about the morning,anyway here take this you are meeting Gerald today
Me: whats that?
Mum: it's the address
Me: eva how do i look in this dress
Eva: you look like a goddess
Me: thanks..take care of yourself ok
Eva: i will..miss Elfie Adams
Me: whatever

Me: hey watch it are you blind
Gerald:you must be stupid to say that
Me: huh me stupid,you hit and you call me stupid
Gerald: better watch where your going
After waiting for like 5minutes i heard a tap on my shoulder turning
Me: you again
Gerald: i guest your miss Elfie Adams
Me: yes and you?
Gerald: am Gerald....Gerald Dowins
Me: i see
Gerald: so your the girl my dad ve been burging me for
Me: i guest so
Gerald: let me make it clear to you,i'll only use and dump you so if you know whats good, tell your parent you won't marry me,am sure i've made myself clear.
With that he walked out on me
Me: jerk i wish he heard that.

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Sleeping dude [Read it]


A guy slept very hungry
and saw bread in his dream, he
took it and
started eating it in his dream.
After he finished
eating it, he saw a coconut and
decided to eat it
too but he didn't see a knife to
cut it. So he
decided to use his teeth only to
receive a dirty
strong slap from his elder
brother! You don finished
pillow....... Now na my head youdey
chew..... You be
witch!?


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Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyya milf dena.

Bhaiyya: Kya?

Javed Akhtar: Pleaf ek phacket milf dene ki ghuftaaki karo, lafz ko samjho maafarchod.Related

WHO REALLY OWNS A MAN?
HIS MOTHER OR WIFE?
ARGUMENT:
{Mother} - My son must obey
me unless he didn't suck my
breasts for 1yr. {Wife} - He sucks mine now
and sucked it for more than
5yrs and is still sucking.
(Mother} - I carried him for
nine months.
{Wife} - He was only 3.5kg then, so what's
the big deal? I
carry him every night and he
is 85kg now.
{Mother} - He passed between
my legs with pains.
{Wife} - Hahaha, he only passed there once,
he stays
between my legs like
everyday and I scream with
pains each night.
Please WHO OWNS A MAN? Tell
me your answer.... #YOURS_FEMZZY .


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best sex [Read it]


This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give him Viagra?” The lady frowned. ”Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed. ”Well,” the doctor continued, ”Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.” The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor’s office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. ”How did it go?” the doctor asked. ”Terrible, doctor, terrible.” ”Did it not work?” ”Yes,” the old lady said, ”It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.” ”Then what is the problem, ma’am?” ”Well,” she said. ”I can’t ever show my face in Mr biggs again.


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A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?”

The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied.

The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with him and tells him, “son come help me slaughter my goat for I don’t know how to do it”.

After the young man had slaughtered the goat, he tells the man that he doesn’t know how to skin it and that the man would have to go back to the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The man returns to the mosque with a machete dripping with blood.

When the Imam saw this, he immediately shouts “Praise the Looooooooord! The whole mosque responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!”




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Jacob looked at Joseph and saw a good son!
The ten brothers looked at Joseph and saw a useless dreamer!
The travellers looked at Joseph and saw a slave!!
Potiphar looked at Joseph and saw a fine servant!!
Potiphar's wife looked at Joseph and saw a potential boyfriend!
The prison officers saw in Joseph a prisoner!
How wrong were all of them!
God looked at Joseph and saw a Prime Minister of Egypt in waiting!!
Don't be discouraged by what people see in you!!
Be encouraged by what God sees in you!!
Never underrate the person next to you because you never know what the Lord has deposited in that person.
Remember David got the anointing of becoming a King while he was a simple child herding sheep.
Esther was a simple orphaned girl yet she was a Queen in waiting.
Let's share God's love and make the world a better place to live.
Happy Holy week


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Kezman in court for child abuse, an accused(Kezman)
stood in the dock and addressed the magistrate: 'My lord, I
am very sorry for not attending court sittings for the last
one month. I tested positive for Ebola. I was at the
isolation center in d village receiving treatments. I have
just been discharged.' He then started moving towards the
magistrate to show his body to him. The magistrate
shouted 'hold it there. Your case is adjourned to next year.
In fact, if you wish, don't ever come here again. When the
magistrate looked down, the court was empty. Come see
100 meters race.
Describe Kezman in one word!!!!


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Santa went into a drug store and asked the pharmacist if he could give him something for hiccups.


Without warning, the pharmacist suddenly reached out and slapped Santa hard across the face.


“What did you do that for?” asked Santa indignantly.


“Well, you haven’t got hiccups any more, have you?”


“I haven’t got hiccups – my wife has!” replied Santa!Related

Teacher:all dreams are true
Akpos: but sir my father told me that some dreams are not true.
The teacher looked at hm and told him to shut up his mouth.
Akpos kept quiet.
'Now get up and tell me the dream u have ever had.

Akpos got up immediately and said. 'Sir i dreamed where u was taking
your wife to the hospital four antenatal suddenly the car brake failed
and both of you died.'.
The teacher shouted immediately 'No,no,no!,i was just joking all dreams are not true'.


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BROKEN SEAL
Episode 10

Finally!!! Today he’s gonna get
outta this hell hole called
prison.
He can’t wait to get rid of the
stinky prison wear he’s forced
to clad in.
Though a regular cell visitor,
he had never stayed this long
in jail, he had been in jail for
the past 9months, his ‘capable’
gang had a bad drug deal
which invited the cops thats
how he got here.
On normal grounds, he isn’t
supposed to be free this year,
not even in three years time,
but his men are everywere, in
the judiciary, legislature etc,
thats what is saving him! The
cash is there, the corruption is
fresh.
His name is Rodelio Crisanto,
Manila biggest kingpin.
At the age of 28, he is already
the boss of the most dreaded
gang in town.
He started during his last days
in highschool, through to
college.
Rodelio is good at sheilding
the real him, yes he is a big
time criminal, but he lives a
low key life.
He own a wine making
company, but thats just in a
bid to hid the criminal in him.
His loved ones especially his
girlfriend Ella Lagdemeo don’t
know about his life of crime.
Oh! Ella! He miss her so much,
she didn’t visit him throughout
the period he in jail ‘coz he
didn’t tell her about it, rather
he lied, saying he was on a
business trip, he knew that
when she finds out, she’d leave
him for good, he can’t take
that, she’s the love of his life
and nothing can change that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Rodovan, as its being
called (a van made specially
for crucial deals, in it is both a
weaponry and a mini clinic,
just in case things go funny at
any point in time) halted
inside a big compound, thats
one of Rodelio’s residence,
he and his closest
gangmembers are throwing a
party, to welcome him to the
world of freemen once again.
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Ella laid on the bed alone, her
mum went for evening mass,
she didn’t feel like going
today.
She had been thinking about
Isaiah, smiling and playing
with the rosary the hung from
her neck.
She love him so much, she
have never felt this kind of
special feeling, the thought of
him makes happy.
Her thoughts drifted to her ex
yuck she hate him.
Yes she refer to him as ‘ex’
though they haven’t call it
quit, that would be the first
thing she’d do when the ever
meet again.
He’s such a big liar, he had
been lying to her all this while,
good thing she found out the
truth herself!!!
Inasmuch as she hate
remembering that day, the
images keep popping up in her
head……….
Ella prepared a very delicious
meal, she took her time ‘coz
thats Rodelio’s favorite.
She boarded a cab and
alighted in the street where he
lives.
As she approached his house
she could hear sounds of gun
battle which she was sure its
coming from Rodelio’s house.
Worst of it all, police vans
surrounded the house.
In her confussed state, she
turned to leave.
She was on her way, when she
heard a thud, turning fearfully,
she saw Rodelio’s friend,
wearing a blood stained face.
Ella: Adrian? Whats going on
her?
Adrian: the cops got us this
time.
Ella: i don’t get, ‘this time?
Like the police have been
tailing you?
Adrian: why won’t they tail us?
Have you forgotten the kinda
life we are living?
Ella: am lost….
Adrian: oh! Rodelio didn’t tell
you about our latest arms
deal?
Ella: you don’t know what you
are saying, Rodelio that i
know, is no arm dealer.
Adrian: (laughs alittle) you
should have heard this from
him….he’s our gang boss do
you know whats more? Our
gang rocks!!!
Ella: what!!!
Adrian: hey be happy, your
security is guaranteed whoo
whoo.
Ella: rubbish (jovially)
Adrian: hey…i didn’t say
anything….
**walks away**
she later head the Rodelio was
sentenced to jail….


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Family palava [Read it]


Family Feud One day, a woman asked her son to call her
husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook
for dinner.After the sixth time the boy
complained to his mother that a female voice was
what he heard everytime he called and the lady
would not let him speak to his dad. By the time
the man got home that evening, his wife was
fuming seriously.
She was so angry that she met him at his car and
grabbed his shirt right there in the front yard.
"How dare you cheat on me?" she shouted,
attracting the neighbors instantly. "How could
you? After all we have been through?"
The confused man stared at her - he could not
fathom why she was so mad at him. The
neighbors tried to calm her down but she refused,
and when someone asked for evidence, she
recounted the phone call episode and called on
Junior to repeat everything the lady on the phone
said.
"The number you are calling is not reachable at
the moment. Please try again later," Junior said. Girls if you are in that woman shoes now,what will you do? LOL I'm already laughing!


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Santa is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!”

Santa immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!”

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.Related

Several months later, Wuse II community was treated to a big wedding as Chidube and I were married with our children’s and the entire community’s blessing.. It wasn’t a lavish affair and we seemed a bit like brother and sister. Then the whirlwind honeymoon with the kids. . . . Now, we slept on the same bed but there was no intimacy between us.

On our return, Chidube and his son moved into my much larger house and the family was one as Chidube and I shared a bed like a brother and sister. Life continued as it once had..

Our first day at home, after the honeymoon, was filled with little trials and tribulations as the family learned to live together. We enjoyed each other’s support as we built our new family. Next day, life went smoother and more efficiently as we continued our living together.

I thought about my life and what lay before me. Chidube was a nice guy, a great father and a gentleman. . . an example for the community! Of course, he could never replace Festus as my lover. . . I was sure that Festus was a once-in-a-lifetime experience for me! I’d had s*x with Chidube when the occasion demanded and he made no demands on me that I found distasteful or not to my liking. I had done my best to please my new husband!

It was that night at dinner that I took notice of Chidube’s relationship with the children. They all three loved him and respected him as he set a good example; yet, he was strict with his rules for their behavior. As I sat, Chidube glanced around the table to get everyone’s attention; then, he asked the blessing on the family and the meal. Again, I noticed how he needn’t use words to maintain his discipline. . . I was impressed.

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I am extremely grateful to God for Being merciful to me. It is a shame that I got involved in an adulterous fling that traumatized my family and led to my first husband’s demise. I can never be proud of my misbehaviour. I regret it.

I was beclouded by what other women were saying or appeared to be enjoying, and I got tempted into doing what I never envisaged, so my husband died as a result. But because my repentance was genuine, I am convinced God showed mercy towards me and blessed me.

I am married again!

When you make mistake, face the consequences squarely when they come no matter how tragic it may be. But above all, show genuine repentance as you make a strong volition never to repeat the mistake. God will forgive and bless you again! I wrote my story to teach the world these lessons. Thanks

*THE END*

What did u learn from the story?

Watch out for the new story. Meanwhile I need like 30 comments


Teacher to Pappu: If both of your parents were born in 1965, how old would they say they are now?


Pappu: That depends.


Teacher: It does? Depends on what?


Pappu: On if you ask my father or my mother!Related

Mummy kehti hai jab tu ghar par hota hai tab

phone chodta nahi.

.

.

Or jab bahar hota hai to phone uthata kyu nahi ????Related

Riddle [Read it]



I can be done in the bedroom,
sitting room, churches, mosques,
cars...
Pastors, Imams, drivers, robbers... do
it
WHAT AM I?


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At the time Festus died, my kids were schooling at Nigerian-Turkish International School, along Ahmadu Bello Way, Wuse, Abuja, and I was actively involved with Parents-Teachers’ Association of the school. So, when the school PTA planned a fund raising ceremony, I was asked to take charge of the event organizing committee. I accepted the request and met with my committee to plan. With good support and cooperation the planning went well – except for the part of inviting prominent guests in Wuse and Maitama districts – there, only Chidube Okoli was capable help.

So it was that Chidube and I began working days and nights inviting prominent guests and preparing for the big event. With other logistics adequately cared for by others on the committee, we worked on the invitations.

It was Thursday night, close to midnight, when the venue for the fund raiser was ready for the Friday morning event, Chidube’s eyes and mine met, it was in a spirit of ‘we did it’ and so we went to Chopstix – an all-night restaurant for a late dinner. There, we talked and discovered a lot about each other.

I quickly learned that Chidube is from Umunnachi in Anambra state. He was formerly based in New York and had a son from his white American ex-wife – Ellen, who left him for another man in New York. Chidube’s son now schooled at Nigerian-Turkish International College, Abuja. As we talked, Chidube made no direct mention of his former wife but I soon ascertained that he was bitter – she’d betrayed him!

Next day, the fund raiser was a huge success!

It was as we were preparing our report for the event that Chidube suggested that my girls and I pay him a family visit at his home in Maitama.

“It would be fun for the kids and they’d enjoy it too.” He added.

Of course, my first thought was my rule about no men, but on second thought, I realized that it’d be great fun for all, and Chidube Okoli was safe man to stay with.

The visit had been more fun than anticipated and the group decided to stay the night at his place – a simple family arrangement which gave offense to no one! Chidube seemed anxious to provide food and drinks as we all dined on his special Bigfoot dinning room! It was a happy time.

Later, after the family visit, I realized for the first time that I had been free of the guilt and burden of my husband’s demise. I realized that life must go on – just no men!

Soon, Chidube and I were friends. Our kids had grown to be fast friends as well. We were becoming known as a couple in Wuse II community – though, there was no evidence of intimacy.

What Do U Think Will Happen Between Her and Chinedu? I need ur comments please.

>> Episode 8 -

As an MC, i like to talk. i talk a lot. So it happened one
day dat i went to officiate a show. it was traditional
marriage ceremony. dia ar many wealthy men &
women around, all civilized. Seeing diz wealthy
civilised men & women, I was doing my best to supply
the fun so that i will get money frm dem. So it happend. i was busy cracking jokes & the people
were laughing. They are catching the joke & having
fun at the same time. At a peak of my witty hilarious
jokes, one beautiful flaby girl walked up to me. i
thought she wants to spread money on me. when she
got to me, she held me very tight & started kissing me. Anoda girl followed, 2 of dem are now kissing me. The
audience did not complain neither did i. I was enjoying
the romance & kisses from d girls. Anoda girl joind us.
These 3 girls continued kissing me until i felt a strong
bite on my lips & tongue. i screemed & woke up from
my sleep. i discovered that three rats are leaking my lips & tongue. They ran away when dey discovered
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A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage…

My question is,

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“Where are they?”Related

Akpos fell in love with a girl called but he doesn't have the gut to ask her out,so he went to a herbalist popularly called "baba",the herbalist ask for nothing except one month suscription money which akpos gave him,the baba gave him a ring called "touch and follow",the herbalist told him to just touch the girl and the girl will follow him.The next day...Akpos created a scene just to attract the girl,akpos touched the girl like a mistake and expect the girl to follow him but the girl bent down and was pressing her phone,akpos became fraustrated and his phone beep and he saw notifications that Angela his following him on whatsapp,twitter,BBM,badoo And Viper,he also saw angela friend request on facebook and twitter.akpos ran to baba and told him everything the baba laughed and said we are not more in rural village but in global village thats why i only ask for a 1 month subcription money from you to keep me online and i don't ask for a eagle head,vulture eyes e.t.c


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Writer: OPAYEMI ABIODUN OLUSEGUN.
Title: MY STRANGE JOURNEY.
Part: 4.


The lady was extraordinarily beautiful, with
radiant ligth skin.

She puts on a harmless, sky-blue gown which
fits in to her slim body.


I intended to say 'thank you' the other time she
ordered me to sit down, but noticed that my
mouth couldn't open.

I heard her saying 'welcome' showing that she heard my mind!

Before long, I adapted to 'talking with mind'

For some moments, silence subdued the house.

She later broke the silence when she placed a
small cushion she took from one corner of the
room, and sat down facing me.


I looked down to avoid having eye contact with
her.


'Look up and sit right' she commanded.
I complied and adjusted but still avoided direct

looking at her eyes. A small gaze at her eyes
almost melted my 'soul'. The eyes looks like

bright sun, the black part of the eye ball
appered darker than usual.


She starts to speak, but with mouth this time
aroud.

I could now see her pure golden teeth...
hmmm.

>> Part 4 -

Episode 2 as my mom drive along ring road in ibadan that is how we started chatting..mom:bamitale i hope you dont forget anything? me:trust me mom, you know i cant forget anything on my first day right? (i said happily mom:i trust you,am just curious.mek mom, but can you speed up? so that i wont be late momf course miss.she said playfully,as we both laugh ***** we get there before the assembly starts..... i walked briskly to join my fellow students.....as we have our morning devotion and matched into different classes....as soon as i get inside the class the students started murmring until the class teacher come in..... students:gooood moorrning ma.. miss smith is light in complexion slim, not too tall wit beautiful lips.....she is really beautiful....she walked in graciouslly in her blue suit gown wit pink low heel shoes , packed her hair in doughnut style....... miss smith:good morning everyone...she said in her angelic voice.....


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next to D pig [Read it]


One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front of him. 


In excitement, he exclaimed, "NOT BAD, I'M NEXT TO THE PIG!" 


But then he noticed the fat ugly angry lady beside him, then he muttered, "Sorry ma'am, I mean the one on the table."


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How to drink Garri this Lassa season.

1. Put the garri in a dry frying pan/pot.
2. Place it on the fire and allow it to fry for 10mins so that the heat will kill the Lassa virus.
3. Pour the garri out on a wide tray & allow it to get cold. Make sure ur eyes are on the garri to avoid the virus coming back cos if it does hmmmm, e go worse pass the 1st tym oh.
4. Put the garri on a plate and add the necessary (sugar, salt, glucose, powder, honey, milk, Milo, groundnut, water etc). This is strictly based on ur choice but if u want to add all, no problem.
Then ur delicious and tasty drinking garri is ready for consumption...
Thank me later...







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2016-02-25 23:56:24

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YOUR PHYSICAL BEAUTY IS LIMITED
No wonder you have invested so much into your physical beauty. You buy shoes, different expensive dresses even with your last money on you. You buy expensive wigs and make up. Your physical beauty is all you've got and nothing more. You are able to charm guys and most of them go crazy over you. After exchanging sex for material things such as phones, tabs, bags and jewellery, you come and show them off.
All you know is to dress and pose for selfie and put them up on various social media platforms so people can LIKE and COMMENT. Guys have fun with you by taking you out, pool parties, night clubs, the beach..... and you feel on top of the world. At your age you can't even count the number of guys you have dated and the number of people you have had sex with.
You give them SEX and they give you money and other material things. You have physical beauty but no BRAINS to realize that your act is no different from PROSTITUTION.
You will continue to attract irresponsible men when it comes to settling down. You have all these long painted nails like you are about to act a horror film. You don't even know how to cook well, no sense of saving only spending, you failed miserably in your exams 3 or more years ago and you haven't made any attempt to get back on track. Which sensible man will want to settle down with you
You think you can use your physical beauty and SEX to get everything in life?
My dear THINK again because there are men and there are wise MEN. Wise men prefer to settle down with a lady with a purpose or substance. A lady who is the position to use her knowledge and skills as a true partner in contributing to the resources of the family.
There is nothing wrong with being physically beautiful and having fun but then your physical beauty ALONE will not get you far...add more value to your LIFE.


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Our Bed !!! [Read it]


At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray.
She went to the priest and told him, “Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon.”
The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property as ‘our’ not ‘your.’
Several days later, the same nun noticed that the hedge needed to be trimmed.
She again went to the priest and told him, “Father, I’ve noticed that your…I mean our hedge needs to be trimmed.”
The priest thanked her for again bringing something to his attention and this time asked her if she had seen his watch that had gone missing. She said she hadn’t, but assured him she would look for it.
A few days later the parish received word that the bishop would be coming for a visit. The entire parish was busy readying the church for the visit.
On the day the bishop arrived, the same nun came down the front stairs yelling, “Father! Father! I found your watch!”
The bishop said, “How wonderful my child. Where did you find it?”
After saying hello to the bishop, the nun turned to the priest and said, “I found it under OUR bed.”tempRelated

Akpos and okon [Read it]


Akpos calls okon. Akpos: Hello? I
need your help! Okon: Alright,
What is it? Akpos: Two girls
are fighting over me! Okon: So
what's your emergency? Akpos:
The ugly one is winning.



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2015-09-02 10:45:24

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The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge, but Imagination!Related

I love oral sex… it’s the phone bill I hate.Related

(Love hunters)
Season 1
Episode 1A story written by my friend Bright Daniel.. I will like to share it with u guys… Its so interesting…The eiderdown proved to be efficacious in cold weather and the window wasn’t left opened because of that.

Yet, the coldness of the weather tried to find its way into the room through the aluminium window which resulted to the production of water vapour on the glass.

Distance chattering and the sound of vehicles were heard from the room which actually reminded Ruth of the appointment she had. She flung the eiderdown and sat up immediately with her hand on her forehead.

She had only her underwears which colour was so attractive to any man with two eyes. Her long black natural hair dangled all over her face and neck.
She was a complete definition of beauty. She picked up her phone and glanced at the digital clock. “Mehn? 7:30pm already?” she murmured and stood up.
Regardless of the cold weather, she wore a mini dress that any man would love to look twice and think twice but she used a black jacket to support it.
She cat-walked in her high-heel shoe on the roadside with her hands in her jacket minding her own business.

She could see dogs barking in a nearby house and ray of light from vehicles shone everywhere.

A particular vehicle shone the front light on her face and her beauty reflected on it which made her shook her head to adjust the dangling hair. Though, her complexion was dark, but she was more beautiful than any girl with a fair complexion. Few minutes later, she crossed the road and went into an empty building. Everywhere was dark and quiet which echoed the sound of the shoes all over the building.

Her step became slow as she walked through the narrow lonely passage. She could see a ray of light coming out of a room at the end of the passage. She smiled and walked faster.

Continue reading episode 1 + full episode 2....
Click the link below...


Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple’s photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?

Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!Related

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joy osamudiamen

Episodes:

How does a vagina luk before sex?

Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.

And after sex?

Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?Related


Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1? The Receptionist on phone replied; Just a minute sir hold on let me check. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir. Akpos exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear. The Receptionist said; But why did you asked sir?. Akpos replied; I want to be sure if i have escaped.


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2014-12-15 07:51:41

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