Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


WHITE MEN JOKE BY DINDY
You will never understand why people call white men witches.
.
.

.
Until they come to buy something from your shop and at that moment you wanna rest.
The worst part is that; after wasting your time they won't even buy what they pick........#EP (Enemies of progress)
#DINDY WROTE THIS=>. facebookusername: Ossy Andy Nnamdi



NAIRAJOKES.COM







2016-09-02 08:43:12

218 Views




Train main wife husband se boli:’ Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!’

Pati bola:’dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?’CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI…Related

A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that the container is empty.


As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar for his coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember being before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders. As she passes the cabinet where the extra sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate down and puts sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bosom because both her hands are full.

After she has served the two plates she was holding, she returns to the man and asks him, “How many sugar cubes did you want in your coffee?”

The man says, “Two’s fine.”

She reaches into her bra, pulls out two sugar cubes and drops them into his cup. “And cream?” she asks.

The man looks at her, squarely in the eye and says, “You wouldn’t dare!”Related


The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife:

Wife: Our maid is pregnant….
Akpos: That’s her problem
Wife: Neighbours are talking…
Akpos: That’s their problem..
Wife: I’m worried
Akpos: That’s your problem
Wife: They say it’s yours
Akpos: That’s my problem..!!!


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-01-10 06:49:41

185 Views



Outing [Read it]


A guy called his girlfriend his on his way to take her out for shopping, that she should get ready cos he is on his way there. So when he surely get there called her on phone nd came out and get inside d car, then he ask her; baby where did u want me to take? She said anywhere, he now say ok.. Shall we goto countrymall ? She said no, guy; shopmol, no, guy again ask k shopright, she said no. Then d guy now provokes and said then where d hall d u want us? Den d girl replied; yeaaaaaa that thats where i want us Togo. If it's u as d guy wat wil u take her as?


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-09-27 08:12:24

1299 Views




Home is where you can scratch where it really itches.Related

Happy New Year [Read it]


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL. We wish to serve u bettter this 2017.


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2017-01-01 18:35:54

426 Views




Thank for appearing in my dreams and making my night blissful.

Have a great morning!Related

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience.

-Pierre Teilhard de ChardinRelated

Akpos was on his way back home early one morning
when he came across robbers.
They got hold of him.
He struggled and struggled but they overpowered him.
When they searched him and found only a torn $5
note on him.
The following dialogue ensued.
Robbers: (Angrily) You have only $5 on you, so why
were you struggling with us. Don’t you fear the gun
Akpos: No oh, I fear the gun, but I was afraid you would
find the $1,000 I’ve hidden in my left shoe.



NAIRAJOKES.COM







2014-10-07 09:15:57

263 Views




Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko;

Yeh To Sazza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki;

Log Inhe Aansu Kahen Ya Deewangi;

Par Yeh To Nishani Hain Kissi Ke Pyaar Ki!Related

1. I originated from West Africa.
2. I gives HIV patients hope.
3. I made people to stop shaking hands over night.
4. I turned people selling bitter kola into millionaire.
5. Above all, I made over 98% of Nigerian to bath with salty water one faithful morning.

Who am I?



NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-08-03 20:11:29

1106 Views




“shine bright like a diamond”
“shine bright like a diamond…..”
Angela tossed on her bed.
The phone kept ringing. She peered at the screen,
It was “Sweet mother” calling.
She tossed again from one side of
the bed to another. She was still enjoying her
sleep. It was the ringing phone that woke her
up. She glanced at the clock hanging on the wall.
It was 5.25am.
She wondered why her mother could be calling
so early that morning.
“Good morning mum” She finally spoke into the phone.
“Angela. Angela are you alright?” Uwa asked from the other end of telephone.
“I’m alright mum. I hope there is no problem” Angela asked curiously.
Her mother’s voice didn’t sound normal.
“Angela. I had a dream that’s why i called you” Mrs uwa said with a shaky voice.
“A dream?” Angela asked yawning.
“Angela, i had a dream. you were traveling by a bus, sitting very
comfortably on your seat and then a lady came out from
nowhere and started dragging the seat with you..The seat that
you paid ticket for. What baffled me was that everybody in the bus kept quiet as
if they didn’t see what was happening. Then she finally
pulled you out of the fast moving bus and you fell down
on the express road. Immediately, i woke
up” She narrated with a deep sigh of confusion.
Angela heaved and yawned again.
“Mama,it’s just a dream.It’s
only a dream. Don’t worry okay? I’m fine”Angela said.
“No no no. Angela, my dreams are not just dreams.
I hardly dream and when i have one, its
usually a revelation because it later comes to pass.
Angela,you must pray hard. Pray real hard
because i sense danger” Mrs uwa warned.
Angela was reluctant to saying anything.
Her mother’s dreams comes into reality though
but only one case gave her doubts. Her little
sister was taken by unknown gunmen few
months after her birth and they never heard
anything about her again. She felt her sister
could be dead; if not blood and destiny ought to
have brought them together again but her
mother kept saying that her lost daughter was
still alive, that she dreams of it.
Angela openly doubted the possibility of her still
being alive.
She also remembered how
her mother had told them she had a dream
where her aunty, her mother’s sister had
an accident and died. Her mother had told her sister
about it and asked her to
pray. They too, prayed over it. Few months
later,her aunty died in a ghastly motor accident.
Angela became scared. She clasped
her hand together and muttered something.
“Angela.You must come over so we can pray
over this. Tell David
about it. I’m very sure he would
allow you come” Mrs uwa said
before finally hanging up.
Angela got up immediately and
went up to David to tell him about it.
David granted her the
permission without wasting
anytime.
The pastor Angela and her
mother visited,told Angela that she must fast
for seven days
(6am-3am) and at the end of
the fast,she must come for
prayers.Because of this, she
stayed over at her parents
place as instructed by her mother.
The pastor didn’t
actually explain the dream but
he only said he sensed danger.
“Great disaster”

>>

My lawyer maintained that it might be possible that my kidnappers might have contracted the job out to their colleagues prior before i was released because we were suppose to be killed simultaneously or the fact that the other members of the kidnap gang that were already at large decided to take revenge on me because the police killed three of their members. He maintained that it most possible that i was actually the one they came to look for at home that night but had to take their revenge on my wife since they didn’t meet me at home.
He further maintained that my life was already at threat and maybe God wanted to safe me that was why police arrested me, going out there still put my life at risk as anything could still happen to me. The barber was called as a witness and he corroborated the fact that i was at his place that very evening to barb my hair, he said he even teased me that it has been long he saw me.
I was glad that one of the other guy i met at the saloon also volunteered to give his own side of the story at the court. He maintained that he was the last person before i walked in and what even make it so interesting was that we argued about football that night as we were looking forward to champions league final between barca and Manchester united, since i was a united fan, we argued about Messi and Ronaldo on that particular night.
My lawyer closed his own case and the judge fixed another date for the prosecuting counsel to open their own case. My lawyer and Dad visited me at the prison later on
Me: Thank you so much lawyer, you did a wonderful job
Lawyer: Am only doing what have been paid for, no need for you to thank me Mr Snakie
Me: What is the outlook now
Lawyer: Outlook is fine, we still need to continue to pray to God for his intervention, to the best of my knowledge, have been able to convince them that it might have been either way and thank God for the police from benin that cooperated with us
Me: Who invited the benin IPO
Dad: I had to go to Benin personally to plead with them, i have to pay the police officer personally, lodge him in a preferred hotel just for him to come and confirm the kidnap case
Me: Thank you so much Dad
Dad: You just have to continue praying
Lawyer: we need to look forward to the next trying date and i believe God will perfect all he has been doing for us
The next trial date was here already, the first witness that was called by the prosecuting lawyer was Biola’s Mum, we were stunned when she told the court that her daughter reported me to her a day before the incident and the day the incident happened when they visited our house.
She said, after her daughter reported to her that i have a lady which we were both kidnapped together and she felt there was something between us. She said have been having sex with the lady and her daughter said she should come and talk to me so that what happened in the past won’t happen again.
The plan was for her to come back to our house later that night because she has a function to attend in our area, she had it in mind to come and sleep at our place that Sunday night, talk to both of us about our future and the fact that i had to do away with anything that will cause trouble to my life, she said it was a surprise that she came and find the blood of my daughter littered in my flat.
I was asked if i knew anybody called Simbiat which i said yes, i was further asked if we ever had sex together which i also answered in affirmative but told the court that it was not something that comes from my mind as we were threatened to do it at Gun point.
I was asked if i ever had any argument about the issue with my wife which i said yes but was just normal talk between married couple as i couldn’t hide anything from my wife again based on the incident that has been happening to us over the past one year.
I was surprised when Biola’s mum maintained that i threatened her daughter to forget about the issue and not to tell anybody and the fact that i kept it as a secret from everybody, she said her daughter complained that she was not feeling safe with me again as she couldn’t trust me for now.
The prosecuting counsel maintained that the call record on Biola’s phone shows that i was the last person she spoke with and our conversation that night still lead on the issue of Simbiat that if she was the one keeping me so late outside as barbing my hair shouldn’t take up to an hour, they maintained that record from the call log showed that i ended the call abruptly.
The prosecuting counsel conclusion was that it was possible argument ensued between us when i got home from the barbing saloon which led to fight between us, the fight got out of hand, even though it might not be intentional, we struggled together with the knife since she was in the kitchen cooking that night and mistakenly stabbed her.
After hearing both arguments, the presiding judge adjourned ruling on the case till like a week time.



NAIRAJOKES.COM




Rate this story
Add Your Own Rating



Interesting



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Educative



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Unique



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Organization



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%







A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!Related

Gmail: [email protected]
BBM: 7AC46068
WhatsApp: 2347060981481

The next day, I told momma about my
car,,,, that i don’t want another car from
Dad. But she wasn’t happy about it. She
doesn’t like the idea of a girl spending
for a guy,,, She advised me again telling
me all sort of things. She said that,
she’ll also talk to Mirabel about it, to
stop spending on me. She continued
saying that, She can use her money to
support your home when u get married
if possible and not to be spending on
me anyhow now. Telling me to wise up
and be the man in the relationship and
not otherwise. She added that she will
be sending me extra money apart from
my Dad’s so that i won’t depend on
Mirabel. It was then she understands
why i don’t call home for money when
I’m in school. She made me promise to
be man enough like my Father.
I didn’t enjoy her advise at first, but
when i later think about it,,, she’s
absolutely right.
Later that day, I decided to call my
Uncle the Engineer… But he didn’t pick
up, he could be busy or something.
I called Promise, we spoke for a while
about when we’re resuming because
the school has resumed already. She
said she will resume next week, i told
her i will be leaving home next
tomorrow. She then changed her mind
to resume in three days time.
I called Mirabel, and the following
conversation ensued after the
pleasantries…
Me: I shall be leaving home in two days
time and u still haven’t told me about
the stuff u hid for me
Mirabel: (Laughs) Did u even try to find
it at all?
Me: Well, i did tried
Mirabel: I doubt if u put in your best to
find it,,, I know u. Check inside your old
school bag u hung on the wall
Me: U came to my room?
Mirabel: Yep, Nancy gave me a tour
Me: So, she knew about the stuff?
Mirabel: Yep but not the content
Me: Okay, i will check it out after the
call, So when are u going to school?
Mirabel: You’re going next tomorrow
right?
Me: Yep if nothing comes up
Mirabel: Okay, see u then
Me: Next tomorrow?
Mirabel: Yes
Me: Great, i miss u so much
Mirabel: I miss u too sweetie
After a little more chat, we ended the
call. I went straight to my old school
bag to fish out the stuff. I saw a parcel, i
brought it out and sat on my bed to rip
the wraps open …
**Phone Rings**
I picked it up.
Me: Hello Sir
Uncle: How are u? I saw your missed
call
Me: I’m fine sir,,, I just called to hear
from u
Uncle: Okay, I was busy supervising a
building site. So how’s everything,
studies and all?
Me; All fine sir, but I’m at home still on
break
Uncle: Okay, it’s alright. Call me when u
get back to school
Me: Okay, bye sir
Uncle: Okay, greet Naomi for me
That’s what he calls Nancy, saying he
don’t like the name ‘Nancy’
Me: I will sir and greet Jonas and
Justina for me
Uncle: They’ll hear,,,,, take care ko
Me: Yes sir
Uncle: Alright
**Hangs up**
I ripped off the wraps, it was an iPad
and a 4G SMILE wireless modem. Then i
saw a piece of note that read….
“The small device is a 4G wireless
modem containing 10gigabybe of data
that u can be using without subscribing
with your phone anymore. It will be
renewed every month but u shouldn’t
worry about the subscription, it’s in
place to be renewed automatically and
u will be getting 10gigabyte of data
every month. The wireless password is
************ and please share with
Nancy, it can cover the whole house. It’s
charger is in there, U charge it when the
battery runs out.
The iPad is yours baby, go to the video
folder and see something.
Bye for now my love”
Woah! Unlimited data for me,,,, enough
internet activities for me. My happiness
faded a little when i remembered what
Momma told me.
I switched on the iPad, and went
straight to the video folder, there was
only one video in it. I opened it and saw
that it was the video tape of us kissing
on campus. I was like what?!
I quickly placed a call on her and she
picked up almost immediately
Me: Hello Mirabel
Mirabel: Hi sweetheart, I’ve been
expecting your call
Me: Anything?
Mirabel: Not really, I believe U’ve seen
the package?
Me: Yeah,,, Thanks sweetheart, i
appreciate it big time but,,,, what’s the
video for?
Mirabel: U don’t like it?
Me: No as in, I thought u and your
cousin got rid of it all?
Mirabel: Yea, It’s kinda romantic so i
kept the last copy for myself and u, but
it seems u don’t like it
Me: Not like that babe,,, its just that, u
and your cous did a lot to get it off the
internet and individual’s devices, so
what if it get leak again?
Mirabel: Who is going to leak it? Me or
u?
Me: Babe, U should understand that
anything can happen,,, it’s truly
romantic, i know, and it can be a good
memory of us being together but
anything can happen dear
Mirabel: What can happen?
Me: If anyone apart from u and i get to
know about it, then it’s out
Mirabel: How can u be so sure?
Me: I watch a lot of movies babe
Mirabel: So, U are telling me that, Lola
and Cynthia can’t be trusted?
Me: What? They know about it?
Mirabel: Sure, it was even their idea to
keep it and share to u as well
Me; Mirabel…..
Mirabel: What?
Me: Tell me, who specifically brought
the idea?
Mirabel: Lola,,, why?
Chai oh!!

??? TO BE CONTINUED ???


>>

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

~ Belgicia HowellRelated

Continues...



Before we slept I called on everyone to check up
on
them including my dad. They were all good. We
didn’t
eat that night as we had already eaten in a fast
food before coming home. I and Miranda did some
playing,joking and laughing before we fell
asleep.
The next day we did as usual. We went to class
there
was no difference from the other days except it was
September 14 Miranda’s birthday. I did t wish
her
happy birthday in the morning so as to let her
think I
had forgotten. I had my own surprise for her. I went to the university authorities, I paid her fees
and
everything till the end of her stay in the
university. Her
project fees was as well taken care of.
Everything was done. I bought her a pink coloured hummer
jeep
classic like mine. Money talking if course. Later
that
day she was called by the authorities that a
helper had taken care of her university bills. She came out of
the authority’s office with tears in her eyes
amidst joy.
I was behind her. held her shoulders from
behind. She
quickly wiped her tears. Mirandah you scared me(sniffing)
Me:come on I want to show you something. I
took her with me to where I parked the two
cars.
Miranda:yes this is your car. Do you want to take
me home?(showing a bit of anger maybe because I
didn’t
wish her a happy birthday)
Mef course not. What do you see close to my
car?
Miranda:a pink coloured car like yours. As she turned to face me I was already holding the
keys and shaking it in the air.
Me:happy birthday. You thought o forgot right?
Miranda:yeah and I was getting angry with you.
OMG
thank you(hugging me over and over again crying)
Me:its okay. You are welcome Miranda:wait a
minute,,,,,don’t tell me you are the
helper that took Care of my fees?
Me:well I don’t know what to say. Its just a
token of my love for you. Don’t even mention.
She stared at me with tears dropping from her
eyes
making me cry also. Miranda:I don’t know
what to say
Me:you don’t have to say anything She hugged me tightly. I gave her the keys and
she
insisted I entered the car with her. She drove to
and
fro and came down from it.
Miranda:you even processed my papers Me:yeah of course. You couldn’t be driving without a
license.
Miranda:God bless you
Me:Amen ooo
Miranda:I won’t be staying home tonight.
Me:why? Mirandaresley decided to host a party without my
notice and a party can’t be done without the
reason.
So I am inviting you.
Me:you know I can’t go. I don’t like parties
and I don’t want to see the p.p
Miranda: yeah I know. I am sorry for leaving you
alone tonight
Me:its okay I will survive
Miranda:but I will follow you home oo. Preston
will come pick me up later
Me:that’s great then.


To be continued


NAIRAJOKES.COM




Rate this story
Add Your Own Rating



Interesting



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Educative



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Unique



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Organization



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%







Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni
goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’.
A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow
Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I
no fit recognize am to collect my money back.


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-06-23 00:48:17

375 Views




“Who found me? How did they get me here?” He still couldn’t lay his fingers on it.

“I think it was Aaron Theodore. I don’t know the full detail.” The fact that his fiancee had been kidnapped had not fully registered on his brain. “She really was kidnapped? Its hard to believe.”

“I don’t know how to tell her parents and brothers. I just don’t know how to. Its so confusing.”

“We’d do something about it. I will help you out.” Allan resumed his seat and kept thinking on how to find Purity and get Jeremy out of the mess he was in now. “Why don’t we inform the cops? They’ll start investigating soon.”

“No, no, no.” Jeremy protested. “I have a better idea. Please hand me your cell.”

Allan willingly gave it to him. Jeremy collected it happily and scrolled through the contact list. In no time, the cell was on his left ear. He waited for the call to be answered and for a response.

“Doctor Allan,” a masculine voice called excitedly over the phone. “Its so nice of you to call.”

Jeremy smiled on hearing his voice. The voice of his childhood buddy. He was still the same, he could tell from the voice. “Detective Darren, its been a long time. How are you faring over there?”

Allan grinned widely on hearing the name – Darren. Now, he knew Jeremy’s idea.

“No. This isn’t my doctor’s voice,” there was silence for a while. “Oh, yeah! Its my boss, the only heir to the Broderick’s. Jeremy Broderick, how are you?”

He smiled gleefully. It seemed his problems where starting to disappear. “Well, I’m kinda okay. I’ll get straight to the point. I need your help-”

Allan snatched the phone from Jeremy, taking him by surprise. “We need your help. Get to New York as fast as you can. We really need you man.” He tapped the red button when he finished pleading. He had gotten his friend’s attention. He knew he’d return to New York in a day or two. He smiled to himself.

Jeremy stared at him, visibly upset, “What was that for?”

“He’ll be here soon. His curiosity and concern will drive him down here.”

“Oh,” It was Jeremy’s turn to smile. “Smart doc.”
*
*
*
She nodded, showing gratitude to the nurse that had directed her to the bathroom. She turned and swiftly walked to Jeremy’s room. After having a refreshing bath, she was going to dress seductively and have Jeremy drool all over her. The time in the world belonged to her to get him, but she was going to use them wisely and make him need and only want her for the rest of his life. She smiled to herself as she continued walking to meet him. She was so much enjoying her plans being played in her mind. She felt she had won, she had succeeded. She hadn’t smiled this much, neither had she felt this happy in days.

As the door neared her, she saw Jeremy and the doctor discussing. He was still here?, she wondered. What were they talking about? Her interest was aroused. She tiptoed to the door and positioned her right ear to the door, to catch everything being said by the duo.
*
*
*
“Doc, I think there’s a surveillance camera at that house,” Jeremy blurted out with a look of uncertainty.

“What?” Allan responded. He was taken unawares by jeremy’s sudden outburst.

Jeremy tried to think harder, “Did I say one? There should be lots of them.”

“Jeremy, calm down. Let it out, one at a time. Breathe, breathe.”

He took a deep a deep breath in and out. “That was my third time of being there. I noticed that there are cameras placed for observation. They are very tiny and not easily seen. I doubt Purity would know of them. But I had caught a glimpse of them once or twice.”

“Hmm. If the cameras are really there, we need to get the tapes and see who is behind this whole scheme,” Allan replied, thoughtfully.

“Yes, real fast. I need to find my princess, I really need to save her.”
*
*
*
“Bastards!” Tricia was enraged. She was vitrolic. “He remembers, he knows everything, but he pretended not to. He’s a betrayer. He had been deceiving me.”

Unable to control her emotions, she pushed the door open, violently and made her presence known by not the doctor and patient. She walked with heavy steps.

“What are you doing here?” Allan questioned.
Both he and Jeremy were startled by her rude entry.

She glared at Allan. “I came to get my things,” she threw a cold look at Jeremy and proceeded to pick up her things.

They watched her in silence.

“Have a great day,” she wished them halfheartedly and made to leave. She slammed the door behind her.

“I don’t trust her one bit.”Allan muttered.

“It has to be here,” a male voice whispered to a person behind him. They were both in a control room. The room was dark as night. In order to aid their vision through the room, flashlights was with each of them.

The lights kept flashing here and there, as they both searched for something. It was really important. And they had to do it quickly. No one could find them, no one had to see them, they just had to get the damn tape and flee.

They hid their faces behind masks and were dressed in dark clothes. The camera – they didn’t want it capturing their faces. The taller of the two moved towards the computer screen he saw as a result of the flashlight he held. He situated the flashlight on the table where the computer would enable him search for that tape. He carefully searched for it.

The other accomplice dressed in the same attire as his, distracted him by tugging his shirt.

He got angry. “What’s up with you? Let me quickly get this and get out of here! Give me some space.”

His partner refused to comply, he kept hovering around him. “I am scared,” that was a female’s voice, “Let me get close to you.”

He was feeling angry, more and more. “I did not ask you to come here with me, did I? If you are frightened, you can go back home.”

“So rude,” she mumbled.

He ignored her and continued what he was doing. His heart gladened as he put the monitor on and the videos saved were displayed. He held on to the mouse, scrolling down to get what he wanted. His heartbeat increased as he couldn’t find it. He nervously searched around for it. “This can’t be happening,” he gasped.

“What is it?” his partner inquired.

He ignored her again and searched for the tape, having left the computer and mouse.

She couldn’t understand what was happening. Hadn’t he found the recording? Time wasn’t on their side and they really had to leave. He was fidgeting. What was with him? “Haven’t you found it? C’mmon, lets get outta here.”

He immediately turned to gaze at her. His expression couldn’t be read since he ws masked. “Its not here,” he bitterly told her. “Someone got to it first. They took it.”

“You can’t be serious,” she sighed.

He glared at her. “Lets get out of here.”
*
*
*
“Now here’s exactly what happened,” Darren said, with an aura of authority, as he paused the video they were watching on the television screen.

Allan and Jeremy looked at him, the look on their eyes showed trust and confidence, they looked up to him. He was like their elder brother and trusted advisor. They were eager to hear what he had to say despite the fact that they understood what they watched.

“After you two had argued, you turned your back on her and walked away. She tried running after you, she tripped and fell. That didn’t make her scream. As she got up, a hand caught her, the shock made her scream, then she was forcefully taken into a room and drugged. That same person smashed bottles on your head and stole your cell phone.”

“What you said is just as we have seen,” Allan replied, rolling his eyes.

Jeremy sighed. “I can’t understand this. He was actually here all these while? God! What’s wrong with his guy? I can’t love again?” he seriously pondered.

“Don’t worry, brother. We’re here for you,” Darren consoled him. “We’ll catch that criminal and get your woman back. Lets catch up on old times. I’ve really missed you two a lot.”

That idea excited Allan, “Yes! Yes! Lets get relieved a bit. Lets go out.”

Their words made sense. Yes, he was so concerned and worried about his love, but he still needed to rest and relieve himself of stress, get more energy to search for her and battle with the scumbag who had taken away his precious. It’d be just tonight and the following day, he’ll get to work. He fully bought their idea. He tirelessly hauled himself off the sofa. “Alright. I’m in. Lets go with the tape, I don’t trust anyone.”

His reply got both Allan and Darren smiling sheepishly.
*
*
*
Darren, with his deep blue eyes stared at Jeremy with an uneasy expression on his face. Jeremy tried to have fun, but he was not. The smile on his face and the laugh he gave wasn’t natural, it was all forced. His missing girlfriend was really getting him worked up. He had thought the outing would ease him pains, but it was not, it only made him drown deeper into despair. What could he do to help?
“Hey,” he whispered to Allan who was seated by his right. “Allan, do something for Jeremy. He’s not okay.”

Allan nodded in agreement. “Tell us, Jeremy.”

To Be Continued...

Drop your comments if u are still with me


>>

BJP: Congress is corrupt.

.

.

Congress: BJP is corrupt.

.

.

BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.

.

.

AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.

.

.

Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.Related

SUPER EAGLE COACH GUD 4 ONE THING:-


Gud Coaching
Advertising Goods & product, such as peak milk
Chewing Gum While losing 
Chewing Gum While Winning



NAIRAJOKES.COM







2014-10-23 17:00:27

128 Views




 Teacher asked Akpos to recite the alphabet the following will shock you
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth
C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail
I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA
O for-outlook
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen
U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Please help Akpos with `Z’..


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-07-13 18:49:47

586 Views




You buy eggroll N150, I buy buns N15, boil one egg N30, all na N45… #MoneyCannotWaste.
You buy 5alive N250, I buy orange + mango + pineapple N80 naira..my own get natural nutrient.

#MoneyCannotWaste.
Nepa cut ur light, U pay sharp sharp, I wait, climb d pole for night fix my wire back.

#MoneyCannotWaste.
You buy milo, milk and sugar, I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains all d sugar.

#MoneyCannotWaste
You pay 5k go watch MI for show, I buy him cd N150, stay room play and sing along. #MoneyCannotWaste
U dey chop pop corn of N1000 for cinema and I dey chop ground nut of
N20 cinema..shey our mouth dey move, movie dey show go!
#MoneyCannotWaste
You buy red bull N300 to become active, I buy paraga N20, Am super active…mtcheww

#MoneyCannotWaste
You buy rosé (red wine), I buy zobo and add squaddy, all n? red wine…

#MoneyCannotWaste
Abi no be true? Add yours!


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2014-12-02 20:29:23

106 Views




Another hour later and I was disconsolate. I couldn’t take the reality that my husband is dead. It was like a movie to me…. As I gathered my two children to myself and explained that their father was gone forever, I realized that I was facing one of the most defining moments of my life. We were a great family who supported each other. I sobbed.

We traveled from our base in Wuse II, Abuja to our hometown – Nri in Anaocha Local Government Area of Anmabra state. Nri is the ancestral home of all Igbos. Eri the father of the Igbo race founded Nri town when he relocated from Aguleri around 900AD. So, Igbo culture and traditions is at its finest and most powerful shade at Nri. During the final funeral arrangements, burial and regrouping of the remaining family I was strong. . . a pillar of strength for my kids.

After the entire funeral obsequies, my mother who had a well developed and pure intuitive faculty, called me to my father’s compound and told me that she sensed I broke my marriage vows of loyalty to Festus, I told her the whole truth. Then, she told me that my husband died because of my one time adulterous fling.

I wept bitterly as she spoke to me!

She continued to explain to me that Marriage in Nri and most places in Igbo land is a sacred business that is based on life and death. For women, especially, their purity and loyalty in marriage make or mar their husbands. Misfortunes of various kinds, and sometimes, death typically befalls any man who continues to go into his adulterous wife, if she has not proven, beyond doubt that change has occurred in her character.

“Eri blessed marriage institution for his descendants and sealed it with his own ‘Offor,’ therefore all Igbo marriages must remain in love and loyalty so as to receive of Eri’s blessings. A break in your marital vows will bring misfortune to your family.” My mother added.

I cried for days as I thought about my mistake and my mother’s words to me, The fact that Festus slumped and died, almost all of a sudden, after he had s*x with me for the first time since my adulterous tryst, made her word sink deeper in my soul.

Only weeks later, did I return to my residence along Parakou crescent in Wuse II, Abuja. I relaxed into the caring of my children as a single mum. Months passed and I was lonesome – I was used to a strong man for a mate to help with the home and family. I wanted someone close.

Of course, as I had slipped once, I was especially careful not to get involved with a man. My days were now filled with activities – times that involved my kids and my Wuse II community. Fortunately, when Festus died, he left me with adequate wealth, because he invested in several real estates in Abuja, Lagos, and Oko in Anambra state so that I need never worry about money. I became popular with the women in Wuse community.

>> Episode 7 -

:::::::::*********::::::::::::
Eniola fidgeted as she watched Lois untie her gags.
"Now.." Lois began, shoving her into a waiting car.
"behave yourself when we get to the airport okay?"
Eniola nodded.
"Good, and remember, I'm your mother." Lois added.
Eniola gave her a sweet smile that made her wonder if she's
alright.
"Where is the aeroplane taking us to? Heaven?" Eniola asked
as they both sat down at the airport, waiting for boarding
announcement.
"We're going to Italy, its a fine place, you'll meet fine kids
too." Lois patted her.
"Uhm, so you'll be my mummy?" Eniola asked again.
"Yea baby."
Eniola fell silent, she studied almost everything around her,
her palms, fingers and toes, the ceiling, the passers-by and
all.
She tugged at Lois wig...
"Hey stop that!" Lois pushed her hands roughly.
"Your hair is ugly o" Eniola said laughing.
Just then, the boarding announcement was made. Lois
picked her handbag, she was already at the tarmac when
she realised Eniola isn't with her. She searched round and
found her playing with some flowers.
"Come here naughty girl." she pulled Eniola's cheek.
"I'm not naughty! My mummy said I'm a princess." Eniola pouted.
Lois sensed trouble.
"Now come baby, lets go, I've got some chocolates here for
you." she said gently.
"Awww! My mummy said chocolates will make my teeth
rotten." Eniola replied
"Okay, can we go?" Lois was impatient.
"No! Take me back to my mummy!" Eniola yelled, drawing
some attention from people around.
"Shhh! Now girl, don't act funny, okay? Lets go." Lois told
her in a hush tone.
"I don't want your Italy! I want my mummy! You called me
naughty! I won't follow you again!" Eniola screamed at her.
Lois looked around, they were creating a scene, a little
crowd had gathered. She quickly made a face at Eniola.
"Stop doing that face for me jor! Its not even fine!" Eniola
pouted again.
"hey! What's going on here?" a huge man walked up to
them.
"my daughter is just acting funny, and we have to board the
plane now" Lois explained looking nervous.
"C'mon pretty, your momma is running late." The man told
Eniola.
"She's not my momma! I don't know her." Eniola snapped,
The man glanced at Lois then back at Eniola. Lois quickly
pinched Eniola's arm
"Stop pinching me!" Eniola shrieked angrily.
"Take me back to my mother!" she placed her tiny palms on
her eyes and began to cry.
"Don't mind her o, it's child's talk." Lois laughed nervously.
"Please sir.." Eniola moved closer to the man.
"My name is Eniola David,my mother's name is Tejumola
Benson, I don't know this woman! I don't like her!" she
whimped.
Lois knew her game was up.
"Errm, actually, I'm taking her overseas for treatment, she
has mental disorder" she explained.
"Really? Well, you have to forego this flight." the man said
sternly.
"I'm Richard Roy. A security officer. I need to confirm some
things." he showed her his ID card.
"What's your name?" he asked Lois
"Tejumola Benson." she replied quickly.
"Liar!" Eniola shrieked
"Her name is Lois o!"
Richard looked at Eniola searchingly, the girl looked lost.
"Sir, she brought me here o! I don't know my way home, I
could have gone since. They tied my hands and legs with
ropes, they even put something in my mouth!" Eniola
rattled like a magpie
"really?" Richard squatted to view her more closely.
"Yes o! My mother has a shop in the market. The name of
my school is Blessed Stars primary school." Eniola
explained again.
"Please sir take me home, I want my mummy, I don't want
Italy!" she resumed crying again.
Richard spoke into a reciever, some security men moved to
where they were.
"Arrest this woman." he told them.
"Detain her, till you get further orders from me." he
instructed.
"get me a car and some men, we're going to Blessed stars
primary school." he ordered
"I'm innocent o" Lois squeaked as she was led away.
"yes you are! Everyone in Italy is innocent!" Richard
chuckled.
He picked up Eniola and walked towards a waiting car.




NAIRAJOKES.COM




Rate this story
Add Your Own Rating



Interesting



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Educative



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Unique



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Organization



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%







All of us met at the Stadium for a
convention tagged; "Nigerians Are Not
stupid". The leader told us that we were
all there that day to prove to the world
that we Nigerians are not stupid. He
asked if he could have a volunteer. I stood up and worked my way through
the crowd stepping up to the stage. He
asked me what is 15 + 15? I thought for
15 seconds and answered, "18!". The crowd made up of 40,000 were
disappointed. They cheered, "Give him
another chance! Give him another
chance!" The leader said, "Well since we have
gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of
you all in one place and we have the
world-wide press and global broadcast
media here, I guess we can give him
another chance." He asked me, "What is 5 + 5?" After thinking for thirty-five seconds, I
said, "90!" He was quite perplexed, he looked
down and sighed dejectedly. Everyone
was disheartened, I started crying and
they started jumping and waving their
hands shouting, "Give him another
chance! Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" The leader, unsure whether or not he
was doing more harm than damage
said, "Okay! Okay! Just one more
chance, what is 2 + 2?" I closed my eyes, and after a whole
minute, I replied, "4!" Throughout the stadium,
pandemonium broke out as the crowd
jumped to their feet, waved their hands,
stamped their feets on the ground and
shouted, "Give him another chance! Give
him another chance! Give him another chance!"
#BOLLY_SMART™


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2016-03-07 22:40:44

445 Views




Continues..
I was wearing a short jean that was down to My knee and a shirt that had loosened ends. I thought it was Preston or Brenden. But just as I checked properly, Cassey and her bunch came out of the car
Meinaudibly) why me? Why all these? Oh God I am tired of this rough tackle
Casseytalking to her girls) go on. Go and bring her into the car. She has to be taught a lesson.
The fools ran to me, picked me up and put me in the car and they drive off. I regretted so much for not training with My girls back in Europe. I struggled with them but to no avail. Suddenly they hit me with the edge of a pistol and I started loosing consciousness. I woke up in an empty room having my hands and legs tied to a chair but my mouth was free. Cassey walked in with two guys. She had a video camera in hands. Her plan was to video the guys having s-x with me and then expose the video to maybe the entire school or social media. I couldn’t tell what was happening, everything Seemed like a dream. I begged and pleaded with tears. But she only laughed and told the guys to do a good job. I felt the ground should open its mouth and swallow me.
The boys came to me, loosened my legs and hands. I was a little happy about the jean I wore. Then I remembered my mouth was free. I screamed on the top of my voice.
****back in the hostel after I left******
Miranda:harder,faster
Presley: yeah you are all mine (kissing and taking in her tongue)
Miranda held him so tight in the waist as she was gonna c-m. Presley banged in and out continuously and was near cunning when he came out to avoid shooting the c-m in her stomach. Both of them relaxed on the bed tired and weak.
Presley:not too bad for an injured person.
Miranda:funny (pushing presley off her body)
Knocks at the door..
To be continued..


NAIRAJOKES.COM




Rate this story
Add Your Own Rating



Interesting



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Educative



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Unique



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Organization



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%






fact [Read it]


If the children of Israel were Nigerians,
they would have wasted d whole day in d
red sea taking pictures and updating on
facebook saying "chilling with moses",
"miracle tins", "crossing mode activated,"
"bruzing on the red sea on my mind"... True or False??. good morning palzz ...Welcome 2 ma month of birth. ...5th 5 is ma day


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-05-01 08:53:44

458 Views




Episodes:

I proposed to Titi when I was wealthy, and I made her a full housewife. She had promised never to leave me under no circumstances – Our love, she has always sworn to me, ‘for better for worse.’ Although she studied hotel management in the university, and also learnt hairdressing. I planned not to let her get attracted to any man outside, but now my plan for her has changed. I opened a small salon for her immediately my business went down the drain.
———-*******———
“With how much I love this girl,” I mumble, pointing towards the doorway,“ So she can deprive me of my right? I will not divorce you… I believe you will turn a new leaf someday. I can’t quit my job because I want to satisfy a woman. That’s impossible!”
I pull over the blanket and hug my pillow.
Blank out.
My ears start buzzing with a continuous cool music. I spring to life from my sleep. it’s still dark. I realize it’s from a phone … It’s an unfamiliar ring tone in the house (‘Thousand miles’ by Vanessa Carlton). Anyway, that must be Titi’s phone. I seize the opportunity to check the time on my own phone. 5: 07 am.
I can still feel a throb under me. Oh, this stubborn thing has not come down yet?
I still need a sleep. I do resume work by 6:15 am. My phone alarm would wake me by 5:45 am. My place of work is few miles away from here. I shift my body to the edge of the bed and grope through the small shelve where the ringtone is coming from. I decide to hit the red button to terminate the call or text message – I don’t care whichever. I can feel my fingers handling the phone, but it feels different. I take a better look with the light from my phone.
———-*******———
“A blackberry curve 3G – the latest one?” I mutter, surprised, “from Nokia C3 to this. Where could she have gotten the money.”
I decide to check the contact – it’s a text message. it goes like this:
“u need to come early 2day, dear. You knw that d one we did yesterday was not it.
I want u to give me dat beautiful style today. I can’t just av a gud sleep.
Just name how much you want, I will always give u any amount.
I just loved that of the day before yesterday.”
“What kind of message is this?” I whisper. I check the sender’s name. No name. Just a number?
So, Titi is now cheating on me. She has started sleeping with rich men for money. I read the message over and over again, my body grows hot, almost melting down.
I switch off the phone and hide it inside my old brief case. She will account for this.
I resume my sleep.
I am stirred from sleep again. It’s broad day light. 7: 05am from the wall clock!
“What!”
What is wrong with my phone? Is the battery dead? I dip my hand beside the pillow for the phone. It’s no longer there. I search the entire bed. All around the tiled floor. I can’t find it.
I grab my towel from the hanger, and rush to the shower. I quickly brush my teeth. I am late for work for the first time. I will have to give an excuse to defend myself today. But who might have taken my phone? I really need to get it before leaving for work. I met an old friend yesterday while I was offloading crates of beers from the truck. He is Rotimi by name. He is one of those I had helped when time was good. He parked beside me the latest Honda accord. I hardly recognized him. He told me he had several oil companies, and many houses all across the state. He gave me his business card with an appointment to call him today. Thank God! I saved the number on my phone before I misplaced the card.
After dressing up, I headed straight to the sitting-room. Titi is lying on the couch. I stand behind the couch, resting my hands on the edge. She adjusts her position at the moment. I guess she has noticed my presence.
“Did you find my phone?” I ask, but no response for almost one minute.
I repeat the question.
“When you give me back my phone, I’ll give you yours!” She says and let out a long hiss.
“Don’t worry!” I say with a pretentious pressure in my voice, “I am going for work. You caused my lateness this morning. isn’t? If you fail to hand me the phone at this moment, just keep it forever. I will also keep yours forever … You know I’m a man of my words. Bye for now.” I turn towards the door with a jerk in my movement.
“Honey!”

>>

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to
eat lunch together at a restaurant in
Surulere. While in the middle of their meal,
a fly came in through the window. It flew
across the table to where the Igbo man was
but he just waved his hands to chase it
away. The fly then went to where the
Yoruba man was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the
Chinese man was and was flying close to
his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly
for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in
his mouth and swallowed it. The other men
saw this but just kept on eating. About Five
minutes later, another fly came in and flew
to the Yoruba man who just chased it away
again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but
this time he did not chase the fly, he
looked at it for sometime and then grabbed
it. He then turned to the Chinese man and
asked “how much you go buy am?”



NAIRAJOKES.COM







2014-11-15 09:00:25

272 Views




Is Khayaal Se Hi Har Shaam Jald Neend Aayi;

Mujh Se Bichrre Hue Log Sheher-e-Khawab Mein Hain!Related

Laugh [Read it]


None for u








NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-12-01 19:48:49

592 Views




Ana went through the first door she came across and found herself in a small garden. She stopped crying over being an orphan long back, building up her inner strength, but when Rahul said those words, it hurt. She could feel it in the pit of her stomach and she couldn't stop the tears.
Suddenly she felt someone hands on her shoulder and she turned around. Mandy was right in front of her.
"I am an .... orphan!" The words came out of her mouth as she tried to control her crying.
"Not anymore!" Mandy hugged her. "Now you are part of my family. Don't cry honey. I can't erase your past pain, but will protect you in future." She rubbed her back to calm her down.
Ana stopped crying, but didn't let her go and held on to her till her strength returned back and she felt normal.
"Come dear, let's go home." Mandy led her towards the exit.

Rahul was waiting by the car impatiently for Mandy and Ana to return. He was feeling guilty and wanted to reach out and say sorry to Ana. The thought of her being an orphan never crossed his mind, but still, he shouldn't have said those words. Thinking back, he clearly understood her actions at the orphanage and why she felt so strongly about the issues relating to orphans.


When Mandy returned with Ana, Rahul opened the door for them to get in. Rahul looked at Ana for a chance to say something, but she walked in with her head down and didn't even look at him. Mandy warned him with her eyes not to bother her and patted his hand to let him know Ana was okay.

Rahul also got into the car, but instead of sitting on the opposite side, he sat by Ana. Ana was still trying to digest Mandy's words of support and how it was going to impact her life and job. After few minutes she gave up and closed her eyes pushing her head against the head rest.

Rahul waited patiently till Ana closed her eyes and then turned sideways to get a good look at her. She was so close and tempting. He went over her beautiful face and features and felt tempted to put his hand around her and pull her into his lap. She looked so innocent and beautiful, that the urge to pull her into him and protect her felt very tempting. He controlled his urge, as his mom was right there and it wasn't the right time. She must be hating him for all the things he said to her.

After few minutes Rahul could feel Ana's weight, as she leaned on him in her sleep and let her head fall on his shoulder. Rahul shifted down to make sure she was comfortable. Just as they were exiting the highway, the driver braked suddenly and Ana grabbed Rahul's thigh to break the momentum. As she murmured sorry, she realized she was actually sleeping on him. They both looked at each other and looking at the smile on his face Ana's heart skipped a beat. She was happy he didn't push her away when she slept on him. After that incident, Rahul tried to get some alone time with Ana, to apologize, but Ana didn't give him a chance.

Ana felt much closer to Mandy after the incident and started sharing her childhood details little by little. It was three days after the incident, when Ana got a call from the daycare center informing her that Prince wasn't feeling well and she should pick him up as soon as possible.

Ana approached Mandy, "Mandy, prince is not feeling well, so can I leave early to pick him up, after I finish sending out these letters."

"OMG Ana! You should leave now. Those letters are not important and can be done later. Just go now and pick him up and let me know if you need a doctor and I will send one over to your place." She almost pushed her out by walking her out and making sure she got into the car.

"She is acting more like a mom rather than as a boss or employer." Ana thought as she got on her way to pick prince.

Ana picked up prince and took him home as he had light temperature and was feeling tired. She gave him some Tylenol and took a nap along with him.

Cynthia came home later in the evening and started playing with prince as he was feeling better. Ana woke up hearing the door bell ring and opened the door thinking it was Cynthia.

"Hey Ana, how is prince doing? I called your phone and it was going to your voice mail. So I came down to find out how both of you are doing?" Ana froze seeing Mandy on her doorstep and asking questions.

Meanwhile Cynthia and prince barged into the room laughing and chasing each other. Cynthia was playing hide and seek with prince.

Before Ana could recover and answer Mandy's questions, Mandy came inside and picked up prince. Prince recognized her, but tried to hide his face, overcome with shyness.

She carried him to the sofa and sat down with him on her lap.

"Sorry Mandy, I switched off the phone, so that it won't disturb prince. He seems to be ok now, gave him some Tylenol and made him take a nap. He is now back to his naughty self." Ana looked around uneasily, wondering what Mandy would think of the barely furnished apartment. Ana introduced Cynthia, her roommate and good friend to Mandy.

"Hi Mandy, Ana is very lucky to have you in her life. I am happy for her." Cynthia replied shaking Mandy's hand.

"I think both of you should move to the mansion, I can arrange transport for you Cynthia."

"I am moving to DC next month, to be with my fiancée, so probably Ana can move, as it is tough to handle prince by herself." She replied and excused herself to make some coffee for everyone.

"Ana you should move with me. I am not going to let you stay alone. I will arrange a nanny for prince. We have lot of room and prince will be able to run around freely." She made it sound like a order than a request.

"Sure Mandy, after Cynthia leaves, I will shift to mansion." Ana replied, scolding prince with her eyes, to not play with his ears.

"Sweetie, you shouldn't play with your ears" Mandy scolded prince playfully and kissed both his cheeks.

"I am trying to stop him, but he keeps on doing that," Ana said rolling her eyes in frustration.

"Rahul used to do the same when he was young and I had to struggle to get him off it. Even now, I catch him doing it sometimes." Looking at prince, she said again, "he reminds me of Rahul, when he was this age."

For a second, Ana was dumbstruck, unable to respond. She was lucky, Mandy wasn't looking at her, as her face turned red thinking if it might be true. Then her senses kicked in and she reminded herself that Rahul was out of her reach.

Mandy left after spending some time with prince. She wanted to ask Ana about prince's father, but restrained herself from prying too much into Ana's life. She was happy that Ana agreed to move to the mansion after Cynthia leaves for DC.

The next day Ana was working in one of the spare offices, trying to summarize budget numbers for Mandy. While she was struggling to balance the figures on the spreadsheet, Rahul walked in and sat in front of her.

She wondered why he was there, instead of any of the 30 plus rooms in the mansion. She also knew he was watching her, but she ignored him and kept her eyes on the laptop screen even though her brain stopped processing the numbers. She wanted him to go away, but a part of her wanted him to sit there and watch her forever.

Though prince brought happiness into her life, certain parts of her body craved for Rahul and yearn for the happiness that makes her heart melt. Finally after five minutes, she slowly lifted her eyes to see what he was doing, but he wasn't there. Her disappointment didn't last long as she felt his hands on the chair behind her.

Standing behind her chair, Rahul pressed her chair down with his hands and bent down, coming close to her face.

"You were right about the orphanage, I asked someone to do some background check and they indeed tried to inflate the numbers to get more money." Rahul started explaining the details of his investigation.

Ana could barely register his words. She was concentrating on his face and lip movements. He was so close that she was drowning in his masculine scent and the feeling to kiss him was overpowering her senses.

Rahul was barely an inch away from her lips and though he planned to end his long story with a 'sorry' for his earlier outburst, the temptation to kiss her drowned his reasoning, as he kept on closing the gap between their lips.

He was less than a millimeter away from her lips.

"Rahul where are you?" Ria's booming voice hit them.


NAIRAJOKES.COM




Rate this story
Add Your Own Rating



Interesting



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Educative



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Unique



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%





Organization



0%
1%
2%
3%
4%
5%
6%
7%
8%
9%
10%
11%
12%
13%
14%
15%
16%
17%
18%
19%
20%
21%
22%
23%
24%
25%
26%
27%
28%
29%
30%
31%
32%
33%
34%
35%
36%
37%
38%
39%
40%
41%
42%
43%
44%
45%
46%
47%
48%
49%
50%
51%
52%
53%
54%
55%
56%
57%
58%
59%
60%
61%
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
67%
68%
69%
70%
71%
72%
73%
74%
75%
76%
77%
78%
79%
80%
81%
82%
83%
84%
85%
86%
87%
88%
89%
90%
91%
92%
93%
94%
95%
96%
97%
98%
99%
100%






Bad Smell [Read it]


A woman goes to her boyfriend's
parents' house for dinner. This is to
be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating
a fine meal. The woman is
beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks to her nervousness and the
beans with boiled potatoes. The gas
pains are almost making her eyes
water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and
lets out a neat fart (mess).
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
table heard the puff. Before she
even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had
been snoozing at the woman's feet
and said in a rather stern voice,
"Bingo!".
The woman thought, "This is great!"
and a big smile came across her
face.
A couple of minutes later, she was
beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate.
She let out a much louder and
longer fart. The father again looked
at the dog and yelled, "Dammit
Bingo!"
Once again the woman smiled and
thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had
to let another one rip. This time she
didn't even think about it. She let
rip a fart that rivalled a pepper
grinding machine! Once again, the
father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled,"Dammit Bingo,
get away from her before she SHITS
ON YOU!"


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-05-29 11:05:35

1171 Views




]By noon most of the girls we were expecting where at
mini-campus, we had rented gigantic speakers and
the trucks that we would use for the rally, 90% of the
girls were dressed as instructed while the guys wore
whatever they chose. Abayomi called to inform me
that he,Timi and Kofo had gone to bring the Dj. Toun was sitted all pretty beside me, I couldn’t help but
wonder why Abayomi would be straffing kofo.
Me: how are you and Abayomi?
Toun: how do you mean?
Me: I mean your relationship…you guys seem to
understand eachother Toun: as a matter of fact we do…
Toun’s dad was a judge, I think it kinda took its toll on
her. She wasn’t someone who pretended. She tells you
as it is. That was probably why we remained close
friends, though Abayomi was f-----g Kofo, I knew he
was crazy about her. Toun: is this a backlash from you and Acho?
Me: no dear…and how is the s-x?
Toun: normal na….when I am h---y, he is always
ready..
Me: and when he is h---y?
Toun: he better be lucky I am lucky at the same time or all he gets is a Bj.
Me: looool…Acho always complained I never gave him
Bj
Toun: why didn’t you?
Me: babe, even to kiss him after a while was hard, I
wonder if the boy give me something chop Toun: naaa, you just fell out of love
Me: hmmmmm, takea of Abayomi o… he is cool
Toun: I remember those days I suspected both of you
having something together…I was so stupid
Me: yeah you were, Abayomi na my blood
Toun: you like him more than you like me abi? Me:I am sorry….yes..
Toun: don’t be sorry…I am glad I am not the only one
that has his back.
That was when I saw him, Abayomi was describing
something to him with some seriousness but all he did
was smile. How many times did he undress me with that smile…….. he was holding a whistle, his afro was
well groomed, he stole my breathe away…
Abayomi shouted from a distance.
Abayomi: see my lovely ladies!
Most of the girls walked up to them, some chanting
“presido” others saying a word or too.. I noticed most of the girls that went to Timi, hugged him before
talking to him…stupid girls
Toun: Tana, just control yourself, you are very strong
Me: thanks dear, I don’t have a problem
I haven’t spoken face to face with him since the last
time I embarrassed myself on his floor. But I was ready for this
Toun: baby whats up?
Abayomi: my sunshine, I missed you so much
mehnnnn….see your hot legs…omo
Me: Abayomi, my own legs nko?
Abayomi: flee from me devil.. Me: loool
We hugged, then I stepped back..Timi was already
beside me
Timi: howfar?
Me: good
Timi: you ready? Me: you can see we are..
Timi: we would be going to iyalaje first, then itamerin,
ajebo, oru, ijebu-igbo before we come back to
olopomerin then we assemble at mini-campus again.
Me: ok
Timi: we would share fliers while we dance on the truck and surrounding it…it will move 30mph..
Me: any refreshments for the girls?
Timi: pure water, soft drinks and gala..
Me: good..
Timi: you and Abayomi will ride in the truck behind
ours Me: oh..we won’t ride in the same truck?
Timi: nope…..are you disappointed?
Me: ….lol..you wish…
Thankfully Abayomi encroached in our space…
Abayomi: my people…lets go…it’s time to dance..
Timi: nkem, are you ready? Me: I am not nkem…I am Tana…and as I told you
earlier…we are ready
Timi: am sorry, old habits die hard
Me: whateva…if you can’t call me Tana, call me Tee like
everybody else..
Timi: aii ma. Me: good As soon as our trucks started moving, the music began,
loud and ear piercing, it took me a while to get used
to it. Indigenes of the town lined the streets, first in
amazement, later they danced along with us. Abayomi
stood and acknowledged cheers from students living
nearby, some even hopped into the truck to join us..when I heard my name from some quarters, I
waved too. The turn out from people was more than I
had expected, I could see Abayomi was happy, Toun
came beside me to whisper in my ears
Toun: your boy is doing a good job o…
Me: he is not my boy…anybody can pull off a rally Toun: why didn’t kofo do this earlier?
Lord knows I wanted to say “she was busy f-----g your
boyfriend”, but I kept quiet until something caught
my attention. The cheers had grown louder. Timi, had
gotten down from his truck, he was now in front of
the motorcade, dancing to “konga”. I remembered he was a good dancer, I also remembered that girls
always brought their bum-bum to his crotch whenever
they had the opportunity. This was no different, we
were at Itamerin, and Timi’s outrageous moves had
turned the rally into a carnival, the street was filled
with people dancing away. Toun: me I am going to dance o…lets go down!
Me: stay with your boyfriend jor…
She pointed at figure in the distance..i had initially
thought her boyfriend was was on the truck, waving
like I though a president should, I saw the madman,
dancing “komole” just by where a bus-stop was erected. Even cars passing by were “honking” in using
to the music. When I turned back to my dear friend
Toun, she was off the truck…dancing “yahooze” like
her father wasn’t a f-----g Judge! How can she leave
me on the truck?..judas Iscariot Toun.
Timi: come down and join the dance, we are here because of you
I turned back to face the boy that had haunted my
night all those months
Me: I am good here
Timi: come on, don’t be a snob..
I just ignored him like he wasn’t there anymore; luckily a girl came and yanked him away. It wasn’t long
before we started moving again, it ws like Ajebo
people had been waiting for us, cause they joined
immediately. The dressing of the girls was such an
appetizer, guys left everything they were suppose to
do and joined us like zombies…when we got to Shokas, the crowd had gotten slightly out of control,
the music had taken a life of its own…Abayomi’s name
was everywhere…the dancing on the streets was more
than what we experienced when Michael Adenuga
came to bury his mum in the town. I was moving
slowly to the beats when Abayomi came and scooped me off my feet, in no time I was dancing with him, a
couple of girls came around us and started hailing,
Abayomi was happy…I was happy.. Within the blink of
an eye, the person dancing with me was Timi..i
wanted to step back but people were staring and he
knew it. He had that cute boyish smile on his face, his hands were on my waist…I didn’t want to dance
anymore but the d--n waist was moving to the rhythm
of his hand…I wasn’t thinking. I was just dancing…he
smiled…he was winning…I stopped and joined Toun
with some girls that were sharing drinks. That was
when the first shot deafened us all.. I was rooted to the spot, I was scared, people started
running everywhere. Another shot was fired, some
guys all dressed in the same color in a Bmw came
down, their faces mean as hell. I couldn’t find
anybody…no Toun…no Abayomi..even Kofo was not
seen…then someone came and pulled my hands. He was running, I had no option than to run along. He
didn’t let go, we were running back into the streets of
Shokas..i couldn’t run fast enough, so Timi carried
me…my head rested on his chest. His heartbeat was
loud. He entered a hall that had “june 12” written on it
and screamed for one “Bode” to open his door. The residents of shokas were scared, I doubted if Bode
would open his door, until an opened door signified
that he actually did. Timi dropped me gently on the
bed and started to go out the door
Me: Timi! Where are you going?
Timi: I have to go look for Abayomi..he is my responsibility now, Bode will take care of you
He was out of the door when I shouted again
Me: Timi!
Timi: yes!
Me: please be careful. I must have slept because I woke up to Abayomi’s tap.
Abayomi: time to go home sleeping beauty.
Me: oh thank God you are safe, what of Toun?
Abayomi: she is fine, let’s go dear.
I wanted to ask about Timi, but it would have sounded
weird. It was about 6pm when Abayomi for me. I recognized the rickety Mazda immediately we stepped
outside. Toun was seated at the back, Abayomi joined
her. Timi opened the door of the front seat for me…
why didn’t Abayomi just sit in front with him…stupid
boy
Timi: how are you? I saw genuine care in his eyes when he asked that
question. I had been scared, I didn’t know what would
have happened if he hadn’t come for me.
Me: I am fine
Toun: we were looking all over for you until Timi told
us you were safe. Abayomi: yeah, we were..
I know a reasonable person would have told Timi
thank you , but I wasn’t ready to be reasonable with
this boy that scarred my heart.
Abayomi: Timi, you get any idea wetin cause those
people to throw way like that Timi: baba, I no know o…you will need protection
though, atleast till the election is over.
Toun: baby, I think you should consider those people
o…them uche
Abayomi: yes babe, I thought about it..what do you
think Timi? Me: no way… we cannot be coerced to dine with the
devil
Timi was smiling..
Me: why are you smilling?
Timi: I always liked your strength..
Yeah right, after rescuing me from fright some hours ago….mumu boy
Abayomi: what do you think jare Timi?
Timi: I will go with Tana on this one..
Abayomi: I don’t know what else I expected from you
sef,,,mchwww..Toun baby…kiss me jor..
Toun: how does kiss enter this matter now? Abayomi: baby I thought I would lose you…I realized I
havnt even kissed you today..
Timi: you both should get a room o…
Toun: babe no kisses jor..
Before we knew it, both of them were kissing at the
back Toun: I love you boo
Abayomi: me too dear…
I caught Timi stealing a glance at me…..


>>

The secret to a long relationship, no sex.

-Gore VidalRelated

father nd son [Read it]


After Brian proposed to Jill, his
father took him to one side. “Son,
when I first got married to your
mother, the first thing I did when
we got home was take off my
pants. I gave them to your
mother and told her to try them
on, which she did. They were
huge on her and she said that
she couldn’t wear them because
they were too large. I said to her,
'Of course they are too big for
you, I wear the pants in this
family and I always will.' Ever
since that day, son, we have
never had a single problem."
Brian took his dad’s advice and
did the same thing to his wife on
his wedding night. Then, Jill took
off her panties and gave them to
Brian. “Try these on,” she said.
Brian went along with it and
tried them on, but they were far
too small. “What’s the point of
this? I can’t get into your
panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill
replied, “and if you don’t change
your attitude, you never will!


NAIRAJOKES.COM







2015-07-05 22:46:18

679 Views




********continue part *******

A beautiful fair in complexsion girl maybe on her twenty's came down from the car,with amazement she look round the whole compound, the maids quickly help them with their luggages in the car.

Mr Jonathan :welcome to our home

Girl:wow.....it's beautiful

Mrs Jonathan :you like it

Girl:i love it,it's wonderful

Mrs Jonathan :thanks

Mrs Jonathan then turn to one of the maid

Mrs Jonathan :where is my son

Maid:he is in his room

Mrs Jonathan :go inform him that we are back

Maid key mam

The maid quickly left to deliver the message, they all went inside the sitting room,Mr and Mrs Jonathan sat down while the the beautiful damsel keep admiring the place,complementing Mr and Mrs Jonathan who were just laughing looking at her.

Mrs Jonathan:dora why don't you sit have your sit

Dora:i will,i just love to go round a little

Mr Jonathan :there will be time for that okey

Just then chidi came down from the stairs with smile on his face,ldora sat down immediately she saw chidi.

Chidi:dad, mum

Mr and Mrs Jonathan were also happy to see him,he quickly went and hug his mum

Chidi:you didn't tell me you will be coming today

Mr Jonathan :well thanks to your mum who said surprising you was the best option.

Mrs Jonathan : it now a wrong thing to surprise my son,if you don't want me here let me just go bad.

They all laughed

Chidi f course not,am even lonely in this house, am happy you came

Mr Jonathan : oh, i know you will side her

Chidi :no dad,am equally on your side and you know that

Mrs Jonathan :your dad is jealous

Chidi sat down,dora was just lost in the conversation, her eyes were fitted on chidi who didn't seems to notice her

Chidi:so mum,dad told me you got a surprise for me,where is it

Mrs Jonathan looked at Mr Jonathan with a frown

Mrs Jonathan :you told him already, how is it a surprise when you have already told him

Mr Jonathan :no i didn't i just gave him a tip that's all

Chidikey guys what's up,where is the gift

Mrs Jonathan :you and gifts

They all laughed

Mrs Jonathan :don't worry i have alot of them just relax okey

Chidikey i am relax

Mrs Jonathan h forgive my manners,chidi this is dora,the daughter to senator okoro,dora this is chidi my son.

Dora looked at chidi seductively,chidi ignore her exchanging pleasantries with her.

Chidi :i never knew he has a daughter, am surprised,i must say you are beautiful, how come I don't see you around

Dora :well I live in the state's

Chidi :nice,do enjoy your stay

Dora:thanks

Chidi:mum,nice one

Mrs Jonathan understood what he meant,she just laughed

Mr Jonathan :you didn't go to the office today

Chidi:no,just decided to stay at home today

Dora :that's nice, so since you won't be busy i was wondering if you could take me round the city,please

Chidi looked at her with surprised

Mrs Jonathan f course he will

Chidi was shocked to hear that

Chidi :mum

Mrs Jonathan :what

Chidi:i closed very late yesterday and am very tired,that's way i didn't go to the office today,and beside I will be going to an important place today,very important

Dora was a bit disappointed

Dorakey,that's not a problem maybe some other time

Mrs Jonathan :don't worry dora,he will take you to where ever you want to go but first you need to rest maybe towards in the evening,won't you chidi(giving him the what's wrong with you look)

Chidi:evening will be perfect

Dora excited )thanks

Mr Jonathan has had enough for the day,he got up and excused himself.

Mrs Jonathan :chidi why don't you show dora to one of the guest room

Chidi knew what her mum was up to,he agreed and Mrs Jonathan took her leave.

Chidi:don't you think its time to take a rest or do you want to sit here all day

Dora h,sorry

She got up,chidi got up and walked upstairs dora was behind him,chidi wasn't new to this kind of game to him his mother was being childish, why would she even think of something like this.

*****************************
Amara returned from work,she parked her car and came down, took some files at the back of her car seat and went inside, she meant her father in the sitting room who was reading a news paper.

Amara :good evening papa

Mr uche responded to her greeting

Mr uche :i have been calling your number but it's not going through,even your mother couldn't reach you.

Amara :yes papa that's because I've changed my sim card,i will later give you my new number

Mr uche key but why the change

Amara :i was having trouble with the sim

Mr uche key

Amara :where is mama

Mr uche :she went to the market to get somethings

Amara :there was something I want to discuss with the both of you,but I will just wait till she comes back

Mr uche :hope it's nothing serious

Amara :not really, let me just tell you

Amara sat down

Mr uche key am all ears

Amara :i now got a new job as a manager,in addition i was given a house and am official car which simply means that we won't be leaving here anymore, so I was suggesting we start parking from tomorrow .

Mr uche wasn't sure of what to do,if he should be happy for her or angry because he was shocked

Mr uche key,but what happened to your former work

Amara :i resigned they wasn't paying me well so with the help of a friend of mine i got a good job and it's far more better then the old one,you should be happy for me.

Mr uche :i am but is maxwell aware of this new development

Amara got upset the name of maxwell was the last thing she wants to hear

Amara : papa, please i am not ready for maxwell talk,i don't want that name to be mentioned any time i am having a conversation with you,what is it

Mr uche :i Knew it,i knew there was something wrong with your head,now listen to me you better quit what ever you are planning inside that your head of yours,and stop acting stupidly, you have a good job am happy for that but to tell us to leave this house is something that can't happen, i have spoken

Amara :i have always listen to you and have never complain about any decisions you make consigning my life but you see this one i can't obliged to your request, am sorry I have to do what I know is best for me

Mr uche was surprise and at the same time angry

Mr uche :are you mad is it me you are talking to

Amara got up

Amara : papa, i can see you don't want to see reasons with me,i don't understand, what is it that maxwell has done to you and mama that's both of you don't even care of your own daughter feelings,you can't see that am suffering in this relationship with maxwell and i am feed up with it and i say i can't continue, i don't want it any more, papa please just understand

Mr uche :what is there to understand that you want to make decisions that will destroy your life,

Amara:my life is already destroyed by maxwell,well if you and mama don't want to leave this house i will when you people are ready to see reasons with me just let me know

She walked to her room,her mind was made up and there was no going back, Mr uche was just dumbfounded he couldn't believe it was amara that just talked to him,that was the first time she saw amara behave like that he knew something has changed about her,Amara in her case was happy she spoke her mind,she was even surprised at herself but she was glad she did.

NEXT EPISODE
EPISODE 11

>>
Next Page >>
<< Previous Page