Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


Jimmy’s wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks Jimmy, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen.”
“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying…

“WHOA, hold on there sweety!”Jimmy interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet!”Related

Virgin [Read it]


Santa: I am getting married. How would I
know if my wife is a virgin?
Banta: Get an Virginity test kit.
Santa: What's that?
Banta: Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of
Blue Paint and a hammer.
Santa: What ? Are you mad?
Banta: Paint your right Ball Red and Left
Ball Blue and as you remove ur underwear,if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit
her head with the hammer !


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tv licence [Read it]


a tv lincence checker went to a man's house, immediately the man so him he went to hide his television.
so when the tv licence checker ask 4 his tv licence ,the man sent him to his fridge and asked him "what is this"and the tv licence Cheker replied"it is milk"and the asked again "if there Is milk in my fridge that is mean I have a cow"


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Gbese Re o! [Read it]


As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit near a person that knows book,cos d stupid boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks lyk who doesn't have sense.God finaly answered my prayer,d girl dat i sat with was an Albino &she wore eyeglass dat has rope,so i knew for sure dat she know book wella.As d paper started,dis girl started to misbehave o.She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,i was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl caught me copyin her &started shouting @ me,but i just i ignored her,since i had almost copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my phone's message tune.This guy has finally
sent d answer,i sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d albino girl &used the paper to stone Her.I kept d fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to open d message,i saw "To download GBESE by Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn". ????????????????


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JOKE PART 32 BY DINDY
There is no problem entering a bus
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The problem is when the break of the bus fails and the driver looses control, and everyone in the bus is above 70 except you and they all smile......lol.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 33.



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*clears throat*

I have so many reasons why you should date a shy or introverted girl..Although I'm not an extrovert but I've spent time observing these interestingly captivating set of ladies and I felt there are some interesting facts reasons why you should date them..,you never know you might just get to like them...Enjoy

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at only $15.

“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.

“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”

“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, “Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam”

“I’m not a madam and this isn’t a brothel,” says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let’s it drop.

A little later the woman’s two teenage daughters arrive home.

“A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes” says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

“Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we’re not prostitutes,” complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.

A short while later, the woman’s husband comes home.

“Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How are you doing, George?” says the parrot.Related

“Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai”

“Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!”Related

If you're a man and you want to live
long, please don't go near your
woman's phone unless you have shock
absorbers like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour (EMEKA) crying like a baby,
then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now .... Na
who die nah?
Emeka: Bros na Amaka oo
Me: Chisoooosu!!!- Amaka don die? Emeka: my brother had it been she die
sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me
ooo
Me: Oya please calm down and tell me
what happened
Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that I have been paying her schools fees up to
her final year now use idiot to save my
name in her phone...
Me: Mtcheeeew! Na the idiot dey pain
you? even making you cry? You get
time my brother... Emeka: Bros no be the idiot dey pain
me, the thing is that my own idiot is
idiot number 18
Me: Hmmmmmm my brother manage
the idiot nahh, after all my own girl that
I want to marry use Evangelist KUNLE to save my name in her phone....
Emeka: (laughing ) nawaooo at least
that one is even better...
Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone
further I saw 3 other Evangelists
(Kola,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors ( Mike and Anthony), and then 4
apostles (Bolaji, Samuel,
Emmanuel, Tunde), then 2 Reverends,
(Chika and Ifeanyi), and then one
Bishop, Yinka.....
Emeka: Hahaahaha, may be that Bishop is the General Overseer of her heart and
you're an ordinary branch pastor


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Once upon a time……

A very poor man lived with his wife. One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.

The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.

She did not insist on her request.

The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.

He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.

He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.

Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.

Moral of the story: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love, that is everything.


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Mgbeke mistakenly got pregnant and she shared it with her best friend Ola. Ola took her to a doctor who aborted the pregnancy. Mgbeke pleaded with Ola to make it a secrete between two of them. Ola nodded in agreement. Ola went home and told her elder sister Ure that Mgbeke had an abortion. Ola equally warned her sis Ure never to share it with another person. That its a secrete and should remain secrete. Ure agreed.
2 days later, Ure visited her best friend Mma and shared with her and also warned her to keep it as a secrete.
Some days later, Mma was making her hair when Mgbeke passed. Mma tapped the stylist Oge and said to her "Do u know that this girl that passed just had an abortion"
Oge: "What! Are u sure of what u just said"
Mma: yes but pls don't tell anybody. Its a secrete.
Oge who is a friend to Mgbeke branched to Mgbeke house after work.
Oge: Is it true, what I just heard?
Mgbeke: What did u hear?
Oge: That u did abortion.
Mgbeke was so shocked and she asked "who told you?"
Oge: is Mma but pls don't let her know I was the one that told you.



True or False


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ATM &toilet [Read it]


my gal saw me at diamond bank at d atm stand..*i neva saw her*..she hid n send me a romantic message reading thus " hy hun! if ur sleeping send me ur dreamz.! if ur readin nairajokez send me ur laughs..if ur in d kitchen send me ur food..if ur @ d Atm send me ur money
____*
i didnt know when i replied "swthrt am in d toilet...what should i send u..
___
u wetin u go ansa


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2015-11-28 16:21:39

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comedy clinic [Read it]


I can't laugh alone....... An Igbo man, a Yoruba
man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and
then captured by cannibals. The king of the
cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if
they pass a trial.The first step was to go deep into
the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of
fruits. The three men went their separate ways to
gather fruits. TheYoruba man came back and said
to the king, "I brought 10 apples." Then the king
explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow
the fruits without any expression on your face or
you will be killed.The first apple went in, but on
the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was
killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king
ten berries. When the king explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that this should be
easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba
man and Igbo man metin heaven and the Yoruba
man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got
away with the trial."The Igbo man replied, "I
couldn't help it, when Isaw the Hausa man
coming with Watermelons!"



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2016-01-26 11:39:47

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Fabulous Quote by the Comedy king Charlie Chaplin:”Your pain may give laugh to somebody but your laugh should not give pain to anybody.” ….:)Related

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.


The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”, and walked away.


The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.


The poor man said, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good”.


On the third day the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.


The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.


The rich man’s daughter loved her present She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree.


The rich man rushed back over to the poor man’s house, demanding an explanation for the horse’s blindness.


The poor man replied, “I told you it don’t look so good!Related

Good Student [Read it]


there was a student a tcher gave him an assignment 2 study 3 sentences if he cannot den he will be expelled d boy no problemrnhe decided to grab any english word he hears 2day rnas he was going back home 2 girls were fitin d oda girl now asked 'what is wrong with you,re u sure u re okay?' chai that's the first word when he almost reach d house, a husband and wife were quarrelling and the wife was shouting up and down the husband then said "stop barking like a dog" that's the 2nd sentence inside their compound a family wanted 2 go shopping then dia child was delayin the wife said judith do u knw u re wasting time?d husband said come on baby lets go finally his sentence re completernd next day in school it seems the tcher 4got dat she gav him an assignment was walkin IN d class so the tcher can notice himrntcher;y re u walking in d class i gave u an assignment leme hear itrnstudent;re u sure u re okrntcher;watrnstudent;stop barkin lyk a dogrntcher;d principalmusthear dizrnstudent;comon baby let's


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A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I
sit beside you pls?" The girl answered with a loud
voice I DON’TWANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH
YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started
staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.After
a couple of minutes,the girl walked quietly to the
guy’s table and told him“I study psychology and I
know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt
embarrassed,right? The guy with a loud voice
said”5000 Naira JUST FOR ONE NIGHT,HABA
THAT’S TOO MUCH Ooo!!! and all the people in
the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy
whispered in her ears “I study law and I know
how to make someone feel guilty. Question Who
won? A. Boy B. Girl C. Draw
5 hrs · Public


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I didn’t feel comfortable living with
stella anymore after that incident so
I relocated to a new lodge.
I had cashed the cheque of five hundred thousand naira so I had enough money to furnish my new room. Senator Clifford was of great help too.
My new lodge was far from my former lodge
– about an hour’s trek
– so my chances of seeing Stella ever-again was very slim.
My strained relationship with Dennis was still ongoing but
I ignored it and focused on other issues.
I sent fifty thousand naira to my mum to her uttermost shock and surprise.
“How did you come about this huge amount of money?”
She had asked sounding angry.
“Mummy I now work with a computer firm,” I replied smiling.
My mum didn’t sound satisfied with my answer but she doused her feelings superbly.
“Thank u so much my daughter,” she said and ended the call before I could say “you’re welcome.”
It was obvious that she wasn’t very happy.
Mr Ofoegbu, the lecturer who thought he could play me, finally gave me my “A” so my beef with him ended.
I remained in touch with senator clifford and called him every once in two days.
The hotels whose business didn’t work out,
I deleted them from my diary and focused on the ones that had better business to offer.
All these was part of gaining experience. My relocation also moved me far from my former roommate and removed the envy I felt each time I saw her.
The speed with which I was released from police custody had irritated her but due to reasons best known to her, she kept cool and quietly took back her jeep.
I had come back from lectures and was relaxing one evening in my new room when a call came to my phone.
I glanced at the caller and it was from the receptionist of Leo hotel
– the hotel where I had spent the night with senator clifford.
“There was probably a new business on board” I thought to myself but I had to pick to be sure.
“Hello,” I said after pressing the green button and placing the phone next to my ear.
“Hello, this is the receptionist of Leo hotel, am I speaking with Rosy?”
“Yes you are,” I replied.
“A guest of ours would be needing your services tonight.
Chief Justus Badmus Akimbola, he’s a multi-millionaire and CEO of Decums group of companies.
Are you in for the job?”
“Yes I am,” I replied straight away without even thinking.
“How much would the job yield?” “Nothing less than five hundred thousand naira.” The receptionist replied.
“Wow,” I murmured.
“I would be in your hotel 7pm on the dot.”
“Alright see you then.” The receptionist said.
“Ok,” I replied and hung up.
My first business in my new lodge promised to be a mouth-watering one…



Do you think the Senator Clifford will catch her?
Please drop your comments

>> Episode 27 -

There was dis construction worker on d 3rd floor of dis unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, bt was too lazy to go down nd get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on d ground to get it for him, bt dis guy could nt hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so d guy on d ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "i") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back nd forth describing d movement of a hand saw. Finally, d guy on d ground started nodding his head like he understood nd dropped his pants nd started to jerk off. D guy on d 3rd floor got pissed-off nd ran down to d ground nd started yelling at dis guy, "u idiot, i was trying to tell u i needed a hand saw." d other guy replied, "i know, i was trying to tell u dat i was coming."


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A little boy work up to his father and
asked, "Dad, where did I get my
intelligence from?" The father replied, "Well son, you might
have gotten it from your mother
because I still have mine."


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A man was starved of sex because his wife just
had a baby through Cesarean Section.
One day, the wife said Eeyaa, my Love, I know
how you must be feeling because of my condition;
abeg take this #2000 and look for someone and
satisfy yourself. The hubby collected the money
and left, but returned after 30 mins.
The wife said, Haba! So soon? and he answered, I
no go far, I just enter this our neighbour house!
And the wife asked, I hope she no collect money?
The man said she collected, and the wife said, Abi
she dey craze ni?Abeg hold this pickin for me,
make i go meet-am; the time wey she born pickin
new, I help her husband free, why she go collect
money from YOU??


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The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.

The old woman said, “We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon.”

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“Uh huh,” said the old man.

And we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon,” said the old woman.

“That`s right,” said the old man, “except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, `It`s too big, it`s too big!`”Related

AN IDIOT [Read it]


You are just an IDIOT, simply that you are...I-Intelligent, D-Decent, I-Impressive, O-Optimistic and T-Talented. You see, you are simply an IDIOT!!!


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Look right and
left for cars and bikes,
look up for aeroplane,
down for bomb, back
for kidnappers,
look side, hold your bag
tight and watch the
person beside you.
Then walk zig zag to
avoid straight bullet.



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Safe cracker [Read it]


The local bank near a large prison had a problem opening their safe one day. Seems that the mechanisms working the combination failed, so they called the prison to seek help.
The prison had a convicted safe cracker in custody. They released him under guard and took him to the bank to see if he could open their safe.
The convict worked on the lock for quite a while but finally he was able to open the safe.
The bank president was delighted to see his safe opened without having to have it ruined in the process, he turned to the safe cracker and said, “Thanks for helping us out here, how much do we owe you?”
The safe cracker replied, “Well the last time I did one of these jobs I got about $100,000!”Related

Power means not having to respond.Related

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Pastor Akpos [Read it]


Akpos, pastor, goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms.
The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it.
As the pastor Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, “Pastor, good evening.”
“Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?” the Pastor Akpos replies.
As they were exchanging pleasantries, the attendant comes back with the pack of condoms and gives it to Akpos.
The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, “Pastor!!!”
Embarrassed, Pastor Akpos shouts, “JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS I said COMBATRINE!!
Akpos, pastor, goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms.

The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it.

As the pastor Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, “Pastor, good evening.”

“Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?” the Pastor Akpos replies.

As they were exchanging pleasantries, the attendant comes back with the pack of condoms and gives it to Akpos.

The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, “Pastor!!!”

Embarrassed, Pastor Akpos shouts, “JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS I
said COMBATRINE!! - See more at:


1. When U Chop alone inGovt and no one
Chops with U, dat is called OBJ
2. When U Chop in
Govt and U allow others to Chop theirOwn,
dat is called IBB
3. When U Chop in
Govt and U give others frm what U hv
Chopulated, dat is called ABDLSALLAM
4. When U Chop inGovt and d placeU are
Chopin eventually Fold Up,
dat is called ATIKU
5. When U dey Chop in Govt, U no rmbr Ur
Driver, Secretary, office Assistants, dat is
called GOWON
6. When U dey Chop alone in Govt, U no rmbr
Anybody, U kon dey get Headache
today, Fever tomoro, hehehehehe... I laff
oyinbolaff...dat one is called SHONEKAN
7. When dem just Appoint U for Govt
Position, nd U just
Chop Small, Auditors kon come say bring
all Papers, dat is called NWODO
8. When U Chop in
Govt and U Die while Chopin, that is called
ABACHA
9. When U want to Chop in Govt and U First
give others to Chop before U begin
to Chop, dat is called GODLCKJONATHAN
10. When U are Chopin Ur own inGovt and U
call Ur
Friends to come and Chop theirOwn too, dat
is called IBORI
11. When U Chop and Clean Mouth like say U
no Chop anything, that is called FASHOLA
12. When U Chop frm dis Govt,
like say na U dem create Nig for, dat
one is called TINUBU
13. When U Chop in
Govt so taaay U Scatter ground, Three
Housesfor America, Two for London, Six for
Maitama, Seven for VI, as Madam dey go
shopping for Dubai, Children dey go
Summerfor Spain, EFCC kon Grab you, dat
one is called DEZIANI
14. When U Chop well well for Govt and
People know say U Chop well well but U dey
deny say U Chop ,say u no like money dat one
is called ROTIMI AMECHI
15. When U Chop in
Govt sotay U come even dey Richer dan d
Place U dey Chop from, dat one is called
ROCHAS
16. When U Chop sotay U Tire and come Begin
dey Distribute d Choppingsto other People.
Dat one is called DASUKI
17. When U Dey chopGovt Money, dey shout
corruption, corruptionand also refuse to let
others Chop, and U say all Govt Money
belongs to People's Projects dat one is called
BUHARI
18. When you dey work work work within one
year you don achieve watin other governors
no achieve for eight years. That one is called
Wike
19. When U read dis n refuseto like or
comment dat one is called OYO. On Your
Own!!!
Godsave Nigeria !!!
20.. When you steal am go paste for your wall
like say na your write up .. that one on is
called Apc (decivers/ liers ) #nahJokeOoooo #B-goF #AoN


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The word ‘no’ is important for maintaining one’s chastity, but ‘porno’ is indispensable. I always keep a dirty magazine tucked in my pants to ward off sexual pressure.

~ Benson BrunoRelated

love quote [Read it]


ADVICE TO LADIES:With all SINCERITY young
Ladies,u truly look PRETTY But i have towarn
u not to loose ur VIRGINITY.Don't allow what
u see in urVICINITY to break ur wall
ofSECURITY...ur VIRGINITY is urDIGNITY,
protect it and make it urnumber One
PRIORITY. Don'tallow error of PROXIMITY to
leadu into IMMORALITY. Some of urfriends call
you MINORITY Bcs udon't follow their PARTY
OFMAJORITY, They show off theirbody as
PUBLICITY & now u arethinking of embracing
theirINSANITY. Pls, don't listen to
themBecause all is VANITY uponVANITY! With
Baba GOD the rulerof ETERNITY you have a
trueIDENTITY & u are covered bydivine
IMMUNITY. Leave them toPARTY in their
IRASCIBILITYbecause in REALITY, the end
isCALAMITY. If u have lost urVIRGINITY
already, don't worry,GOD can still give u a
newIDENTITY. But u have to stop
allIMMORALITY so that u can accessthe
beautiful CITY prepared bythe Almighty...I rest
my case Withall HONESTY


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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give
you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give
you?"
Student: "Homework!"
~~


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?????? : ??? ??? ????? ???……
??? ?? ?? ?????? ??? ?? ?? !!!Related

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

-Naguib MahfouzRelated

Kamaal Ka Shakhs Tha Jis Ne Zindagi Tabah Kur Dee;

Raaz Ki Bat Hai Dil Ussh Se Khafa Ab Bhi Nahi!Related

1)3 cows
2)16 bags of rice
3)72 litres of red oil
4)15 iphone 6
5)12 bags of salt 6)18 largest inch plasma tv
with
stabilizer each
7)2 range rover sport car
150 imported Uk bags
for her mother 9)700 versace
shoes not ABA made oooo
10)5 apple laptops new ones
11)5 ipads
12)16 set of boxes from Dubai
13)10 washing machines 14)50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat
15)1 big sack of kolanut
16)20 dozen of boxers and
singlets
17)90 carton of frozen chicken
198 crate of coke and fanta 19)14 deep freezer
must be of
good product and must be 500
thousand
20)Must build a mansion for 8
member of her family and sponsor their kids to study in Oxford university
21)Must open a shopping mall
for her mother in UK
22)You must treat her like a
Queen
23)Her bride price will be 100 naira cos we're not
selling her
out..... #make i stil go ahead? #What Tribe do yall think shes form? #AoN


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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:


“John, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”


John says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”


“Really!? Like a newborn baby!?”


“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”Related


THE TERRIBLE INVITATION(CHAP.4)=> BY NELLY
do not share without talking to me or her personally and asking for permission,thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna...

NOW it was Alice turn to answer the pastors questions.
"do you promise to love William Micheal till death do you apart?", the pastor asked.
And she replied willingly.
"Oh yes, I promise and not even death would be able to do us apart".
She felt brave at her words, Micheal smiled, the church clapped, but someone was angry guess....., of course it was the angel of death who was present at the party and he was angry to be challenged.
Then Mrs Andrew said.
"Oh my goodness angel of death, did she just challenge you?Oh she has the guts.
This was what gave angel of death the opportunity he and Mrs Andrew seeked.
Angel of life tried to persuade them but death didn't listen.
Just there on the alter,angel of death squeezed his hands then blood started to flow out of Michael's ear and nose suddenly his mouth too.
"Oh my God what's this (crying) no!!!this can't be, Micheal! Micheal!",cried out alive in deep pain.
Few minutes later an ambulance arrived and Micheal was taken away.
What Happiness filled Mrs Andrew's heart, that she even wanted to give angel of death a kiss.
Alice cried....( it was her wedding day for crying out loud).
Mrs Andrew got home and told her husband about the tragedy, he had mixed feelings, he knew it would hurt his little Alice so much, so he was heart broken...... wanna know what's next? Just wait for the next chap. 5......to be continue.
THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA JUST CALL ME NELLY, YOU CAN WHATSAPP ME ON +22961804913,GET ME ON FACEBOOK, ITS NELLY NALLY LATER PALS.



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Joke by Dindy [Read it]


JOKE BY DINDY
Boy:please can I see your pix?
Girl:kk
.
.
Picture sent??
.
.
Picture received??
.
.
Boy:wow you look beautiful....you look so 24....how old are you?
Girl:I am 18
Boy:huh?.....i said your age not your junior sister's age.........lol
#DINDY WROTE THIS=> facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi



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Careless Mother [Read it]


A Mother Leave Her Phone Near Her Son And Mistakenly D Boy Swalled D Phone. When She Returned, She Heard D Phone Ringing In D Boy Belle. She Rushed With Him To A Near By Hospital & D Docter Open D Boy Eye To Check D Boy Health. He Saw 16 Missed Calls In D Boy Eye. D Doctor Fainted.


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