Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.


Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.


All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.


“Didn’t you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?” he asked the couple.


Being embarrassed by being caught, said yes and apologized.


“Well,” he said, “I will have to write you a ticket.”


So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior. After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.


He responded, “Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!”Related

People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. The truth is – you knew what you had, you just thought you’d never lose it!

Good Night!Related

Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures.Related

INSECT EPISODE 4


.......VERY CLOSE TO THE ANT'S NEST LEAVED A PARASITES NAMED APHIDS (PLANT LICE) ON A PLANT.........
(WRITER TALKING):" A parasite which had four long and slender legs.....but are not adapted for rapid movement......, mouthparts with the adaptation for piercing and sucking plants, sharp styles within a proboscis (sheath),Two projecting cornicles.they emit a waxy secretion at the posterior end of the their bodies.
(WRITER TALKING):"the plant which the aphids leaved in was filled with wrinkles and it was seriously damage due to their present.....which makes it easy for them to be detected by predators like Birds, spiders, parasitic wasps, hover-fly larvae, and lady beetles.....there were many aphids in that location because aphids rarely wander far from their birthplace, except during the spring and autumn migratory flights of the females"......the females in autumn lay fertilized eggs that survive the winter in crevices and hatch in the spring.....
(WRITER TALKING):"it produces wingless females that reproduce parthenogenetically....without fertilization from males..... The time of development is so short that the eggs sometimes hatch before they are laid. Toward the end of summer, winged males are produced, which fertilize the winter eggs".....After several generations, winged females are produced; they then migrate to other plants and continue asexual reproduction of wingless females.....
(WRITER TALKING):"ants were all around the tomato plant which the aphids housed and fed on....Aphids feeds on plants such as turnip, cabbage, potato, bean, apple, pear, and larch.... The ants were there because the Aphids emit from their anus a sweet glutinous substance called honeydew, which is eagerly sought by ants".
(WRITER TALKING):"a spider was moving around looking for food to eat,it saw the potato plant, and saw the aphids all over it,the spider was hungered after seeing the aphids,so the spider planned its movement to get them,as it got closer to the plant,it saw some ants ,but the spider was too hungry to about getting the aphids that it didn't care whether it will get killed by the ant,as the spider got close to the potato plant,an ant approached it,but the spider dodge the ant as it climbed the potato plant,as the spider was climbing the plant, an ant which was coming down the plant meet face to face with it,the spider quickly moved to the other side of the plant,but another ant was there,the spider quickly moved to the other side going upwards,before it could get to the aphids the ant which it dodged stung it in its abdomen,paralyzing it,it froze then it fell to the ground,its legs clustered together,another ant stung it again before it was carried to the ant's nest".
(WRITER TALKING):"the aphid and the ants were more like families than neighbors of different world,the ants protect the aphids and in return the aphids gives the ants sweet glutinous which ants loves so much........ to be continued......story by dindy.....whatsapp number:07087750433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi
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A Pakistani boy was admitted
in an American school
TEACHER: What's ur name?
BOY: Mohammad
TEACHER: No, you're in America
your name is Johnny from today The boy went home
MOM: How was your day,
Mohammad?
BOY: I'm an American, call me
Johnny Mom and Dad both got
offended and beat him up,
next day he was back to school
bruised.
TEACHER: What happened
Johnny? BOY: Just 4hrs after I became
an American, I was attacked by
2 Pakistanis.
#BOLLYSneh™


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Akpors played Nairabet and won N20million naira. So he
went to claim his money
AKPORS: “I want my 20 million naira.”
MAN: We will give you one million naira today. You will get
the rest within the next 2 years.
Akpors said, “Gimme my money now! I won it, and I want
it now!”
Akpors got furious and shouted, “If you are not going to
give me my 20 million naira now, then give me back my
N100!”
One word for Akpors this time?


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Susan: hello everyone is your favorite show FAMILY and it still remain me your smiling angel Susan but today will be having a different ball game altogether;because for the first time in this show FAMILY will be inviting two family who had become like one,to tell us what they will do or learn to do in order to forget all their difference and still hold again even with all their shortcomings. whoa!it will be really interesting,with this i will like to introduce the family
Isabella: is no other family then the.....
Susan: hey why are you doing my job?
Isabella: is because is my job as well
Susan: will you just go and sit over here
Isabella: yes boss but i have to do the introduction
Susan: fine
Isabella: is the family of....
Susan: Zeal and Joab's family
Isabella: um...
Susan: welcome to our show FAMILY
Zeal: thank you for given us this great opportunity to come before this show to talk about our family
Susan: the pleasure is all mine;so today will want each and everyone to tell us,how they are able to deal with their family and still hold even with all imperfection. so we all are given the chance to air out our feelings
Melisa: thanks
Susan: so who do i start from?
Joab: just start from anyone;after all we are family
Susan: you right;so i should start with the twins
Obedient: then i go first because i came out before him(laughed all)
Susan: then go first
Obedient: thank you;
Susan: as a member of the family....
Obedient: that i already know;i use to think that i am perfect but then no one is;i am just one imperfect person like others. i wanted to be a boss of my own;i wanted to be the pillar of my own but not knowing that i was hurting myself and my family. i never thought that being a gay is bad;i don't want to grow up like my mother and father;i don't want to get married to a woman because i felt when you fall in love with a woman;you will always get hurt but i was wrong everyman as a woman and i have learn to understand my parents instead of judging them
Isabella: whoa!
Susan: will you let me do my job
Isabella: sorry about that
Susan: thank you Obedient and next is Obed
Obed: family teaches us a lot of lesson;when you are part of a family you learn the basic of life;how to do what is right;even if it is difficult. i used to be a prodigal son;i did a lot of bad things but then i was forgiven because they love me and because they love me first who am i not to love them in return. that is why my motto is Love
Susan: that is lovely;what about you Katherina
Katherina: some time in life;once we become too emotional;we hurt the ones whom truly love us. i was a not good sister;i wanted to carry everyone along but i was so emotional and that is why i wasn't able differential right from wrong and i was thinking i am in impartial but the true is;i am;i could take side with dad and hurt my sister because i thought we are not related by blood. i have learnt my lesson that is why i will try to be impartial
Alice: one thing i have learn is not to take everything someone tell me to heart;not to misjudge people without really knowing their intention because some words they say may meaning different thing to the speaker and something else to the addressee
Melisa: yes;and even if we have to tease our friends will shouldn't say things that will hurt them and their feelings because just one strick of match will burn down a million trees so because of this we have learn(Melisa&Alice speak toward)not to harbor resentment and not to lock our heart to forgiveness and not to misjudge people easily
Zeal: this two woman are some thing
Susan: whoa! this is the most amazing thing i have seem in my life;two mate friendly;MR Joab
Joab: i really do not have anything to say;i am just over joy and i love my family
Susan: Ada
Ada: i never felt that the word love exist but this family of mine,have given me love and have teach me how to love;like Isabella will say;you don't love someone because they are part of your family and Zippor will say love is in the heart not in the blood where there is relationship and this i know because even if they did not give birth to me;they have loved me like their own and i have also feel wanted because i was able to boost my courage because of Isabella and Zippor. i just wish he is here
Isabella: hey girl relax and stop acting
Susan: touching indeed;handsome
Zuriel: if my life is a book then the first pages will be boring but it all become a drama and interest one when i met someone and that someone as brought me to my family and because of her i am happy. that is while i will never forget her because she teach me how to be a fighter

Susan: my girl that want to take my job from me
Isabella: for me(enter Zippor on wheelchair)Brother;you are alive?
Zippor: yes;i am fine and alive
Zuriel: is this really you brother(they hugged)i thought you were .....
Zippor: i am not;the doctor thought i was dead;but God brought be back to life just maybe because i haven't fulfilled i thing in my life and that thing i don't know
Isabella: love
Zippor: what?
Isabella: yes;you have to open your heart to love so you can start your own family and because i love you;you don't have to look for it
Zuriel: Isabella
Isabella: i love Zippor that is why i want him to be happy
Zippor: and i love you too(Ada cried)baby;why are you crying?
Ada: is....nothing....i.....(she paused)
Isabella: she love you too and because she is a good girl and i want the best for my brother(he pull Zippor hand on hers)you made my brother smile;so you are good enough for him
Ada: what?
Zippor: don't you love me?
Ada: of cause i do(he hugged him)i love you(tears roll Isabella's)
Zippor: sister please don't cry
Isabella: i am not crying;i am going to missed you and no one will love me
Zippor: don't look for love when i already in front of you but in someone else body
Isabella: brother;what are you saying?
Zippor: i know you love him just tell him(he stared at Zuriel)
Isabella: brother;i see him as a friend(Zuriel turn to leave)
Zippor: go on tell him;
Isabella: i can't
Zippor: Zuriel(he turned)my sister have something to tell you
Zuriel: what is it?
Zippor: go on tell him
Zuriel: don't force her;i am just her friend(tears roll his eyes)
Isabella: i love you
Zuriel: is that for me?
Isabella: of cause;i love you Zuriel
Zuriel: i love you too(they hugged and Obedient take Lola's hand)
Lola: i love you
Obedient: i love you too
Alice: this is sweet
Melisa: which means we soon be carrying our grand children(they both hugged)
Joab: and we will soon become granddad(they both shake hand)
Zeal: i can't wait
Joab: you have to wait(laughing continued)
Susan: this is the best family of the whole wide world
Isabella: in this struggle of belonging to a family;we all have find our strength and weakness;we learn to forgive;we accept them for who they are;they bring out the worse and best in us;we have different people in the family,saint;fighter,gay;sinners;winners;loser;drunk;smokers;soft;tough and even the lucky ones;you tolerate them;you quarrel and settle and justify their mistake;you close your eyes to their flaws;no matter what they do;no one is sent out;everyone is forgiven because we are family and because we are family let each and everyone try as much as possible to be all that he or she ought to be to the family and i want to say a big thank to God who had blessed me with this two lovely family;i now i have two loving dad and two mom;three sisters;three caring brothers and my prince charming;my shepherd boy and my one and only love Zuriel
Zuriel: and this love have add more joy to my life because i have a sister;a mother;a wife and a best friend. i am happy that i have found my shulammite girl(laughed both)

Susan: of cause;because is family their heart are never close they always make room for repentance and forgiveness that is while everyone must try as much as possible to be good to his or her family and knowing that;there is no perfect family. on this we will draw our curtain and don't stop celebrating and watching the show FAMILY

Zuriel: keeping watching
Isabella: FAMILY
Lola: FAMILY
Susan: stay blessed till we meet again

ALL: keep watching....FAMILY.....




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Action expresses priorities.

~ Mahatma GandhiRelated

I sat on the chair near the
pharmacognosy laboratory, the lab
report was to be submitted tomorrow
morning before 8am. I still had other
assignments to take care of so i had to
finish the lab report before heading
back to the hostel.
Just then i heard voices, i looked up to
see some of my coursemates.
Yinka snatched my pen from me, the
guy was full of trouble. Despite the fact
that he was the class representative, he
was still a handful.
I hissed and snapped at him, “Give me
the pen, i have a lot of work to do.”
“Just leave that one first and listen to
what Yinka has to say,” Keji said.
I wondered what was up.
“Yinka, oyaaa talk.”
Yinka stood and adjusted his collar, the
guy was full of drama.
He cleared his throat before saying,
“Well, the department of Anatomy has
asked all students to pay the sum of
?3000 on or before next week
wednesday. Those who do not pay
won’t be allowed to participate in the
incourse slated for nextweek friday.”
“What?” I asked, “I mean, what is the
money for?”
Blessing who had been quiet all the
while finally spoke, “Wo, o ti sun mi(See,
I’m tired), after we’ve payed for all the
necessary registration, they still come
up with another textbook for sale.”
I packed my lab manual and my jotter
into my bag. We decided to walk
towards the hostel while discussing on
the ?3000 fee.
When i got to my room, my roommates
Kaka, Ruth and Ebube were discussing
on the anatomy levy. Ruth brought out
her phone and made a call, i didn’t
know who she was calling until she
spoke.
“Hello Dad,” a pause.
“We have a test nextweek, and there is
a textbook we have to buy before then.”
“We just got notified today Dad”
She laughed and continued,
“That’s my sweet daddy, Its ?10,500.”
She said while checking out her
fingernails.
When Ruth was done with her call, the
girls giggled and teased her. Apparently,
they had called their parents before I
came in, i just didn’t understand the
whole idea.
“Hey girls,” I said.
They gave me a look that shot bullets.
“Chill now, I only wanted to ask a
question.”
The girls always felt I was bad-luck to
them, why would a First-class Nerd be
their room-mate.
“Uhm, why do you people have fun
stealing from your parents.”
Ebube looked at me as though I had
gone mad.
“We don’t steal, we ask and they give
us,” she replied.
“But you lie to them.” I countered.
“Wait, so you’re trying to imply that we
steal and lie to them. We are simply
spending their money, grow up Geek.”
They all laughed.
“And besides,” Ebube continued, “If we
don’t steal from them, who will?”
—————————
The story above is a typical scenario
among teenagers and youths, many
don’t see the big deal in it.
“Whoso robbeth his father or his
mother, and saith, It is no
transgression; the same is the
companion of a destroyer.”
This was what I came across while
reading my Bible some days ago. ‘Prov
28: 24?. So you stealing from your
parents or ‘taking’ from them isn’t right.
You are similar to a destroyer and you
can destroy your parents(You don’t
want that, do you?)
Moreover, what you sow is what you
reap, so the next time you decide to
‘take’ extra from your parents. Bear in
mind that your children will do the same
to you.
Take Care.
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THE WHITE STALLION
THE HORSE
STORY BY DINDY
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story.
THIS STORY IS A ONE EPISODE STORY.
IT WILL INSPIRE YOU.
Thanks for reading
....STORY BEGINS....
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A long long long time ago, in a land where grasses were extremely green and the trees fully blessed with unlimited nutrient. The land was full of life and beauty, streams flowed continuously without no drought.
The land was called "OGLOW" and was so blessed that at night angels came down from the high, to walk on it. Everything in the land of Oglow was at its stable state.
The land was home to various kind of animals and plants, animals of different sharps and sizes, plants both unknown and know.
The land wasn't like other lands with dangerous predictors, it was a land of peace and pure good. The land was owned by horses and some other little animals.
The horses raced and played, up and down the land, loving every single moment of the beautiful land.
They had no king that ruled them, but deep down inside, some of the older horses knew that some day they will have to pick a king to guide them to another place.
A day came when everything changed, a deadly beast came from an unknown place, to rule the land of Oglow and caused death and pains to the animals inhabited in the beautiful land of Oglow.
The beast was fear by every animal in the land because of its dangerous looking appearance.
The beast was called Tiger and it's hunger was only for the horses.
It killed the horses in numbers, reducing them not only in numbers, but in courage and strength to face it.
The land of Oglow turned into a place of fear for every single animal, most especially the horses who were the main target of the tiger.
The once faithful land of Oglow became a land of fear and torment. The land became a cursed land and peace was at its grave.
The tiger became the king of Oglow land, controlling everything in the land. It had its own domain where no animal could come close to.
......THREE YEARS LATER......
It had been three years since the tiger came and established its rain, and ruled over the animals of Oglow land. Things were becoming worst for the animals, most especially the horses.
Trees, grasses, flowers and streams began to reduce in both number and nutrient. The land was slowly dying away because of the tiger and the things it did (killing).
The horses couldn't fight back because they were frightened by the tiger and were too weak at heart to fight.
There came a day, a pregnant female horse gave birth to a beautiful pure white horse.
The white horse was so beautiful and so pure, that animals, trees, flowers, and streams danced to the existence of it.
The horses were all happy seeing for the first time in their lives, a pure white creature like them. The presence of the white horse lifted up the spirit of Oglow land and it also attracted the tiger.
The presence of the white horse was so powerful, that it brought up a smile in the clouds and soils.
Days later after the birth of the white horse, the tiger began to trace it, to find it and eat of its fresh meat.
In no time, the tiger spotted the white horse moving along with the herd of horses, they stopped then began to eat of grasses. The tiger slowly crawled through the tall bushes making sure it didn't make a single sound.
Bit by bit, it got closer to the white horse where it stood with its mum, who was busy taking a bite off a grass.
Immediately the tiger was close enough, it jumped high into the air to pounce on the little white horse, but its mum saw the tiger on time, then blocked it and became the victim.
On seeing the event, other horses ran including the little white horse in fear.
The tiger's bite was heavy and hard on the horse's neck making tears run down her eyes in pain. She couldn't scream nor make even the smallest snort sound.
She had given up herself, for her son to survive (LOVE OF A MOTHER). A smile came on her face as she saw her son running far away --The JOY OF A MOTHER IS TO SEE HER KIDS MOVE FORWARD IN LIFE--.
The tiger closed its teeth more, causing serious damage to her and stopping blood flow to her brain, killing her instantly.
When the tiger saw she was dead, he opened up its mouth leaving her neck. The tiger then looked around, looking for the little white horse, but could find it no where.
The tiger dragged her dead body to a corner and eat her, refilling its stomach but not its heart which was still hungry for the white horse.
.......MEAN WHILE.......
The little white horse ran in confusing, loosing track of where it was running to, it ran far away from its herd not fully know. It ran much in fear and confusion than in track navigation.
It got to a point when the little white horse ran to a dead end without knowing, it ran and fell from the edge of the road.
It fell from the high edge and landed into a flowing river which had sharp stones in it. The river carried the little white horse hitting it again stones.
The river carried the little white horse far away from the land of Oglow, until they got to another dead end (water fall). The little white horse tried fighting, but it was no use because the current of the river was heavy and more powerful than it.
The little white horse fell from the top of the water fall and landed at the bottom of it (water fall), almost drowning.
The little white horse rose after it had fell and was floating on the surface of the river. The river gently carried the little white horse and left it at the edge of the river shore.
...........A DAYS LATER............
The little white horse laid hopeless in pain and hunger, it hadn't tasted of milk which was its only meal as an infant.
A young boy who was passing by, noticed a figure that looked like a horse. At first he was afraid because he had never seen such a white beautiful horse in his young life.
He gathered up courage and went to see the creature that took a horse figure. As he got closer and closer to it, his heart raced not for fear, but for the beauty he was beholding little by little.
When he got close enough, his heart became overwhelmed by what his eyes saw, he immediately fell in love with the white horse.
The little white horse noticed the presence of a living creature, so it slowly opened up its eyes, out of curiosity to know what creature it was.
Immediately, both their eyes met each other and a bond was created from soul to soul. It was a bond that could not be explained by anyone or anything, it was the strongest bond of life.
.........2 YEARS LATER.......
Oglow land was now a land of death and pain, blood of animals stained the land destroying the beauty of the land more and more.
The tiger was now more wicked than ever, killing everything that stood in its path.
Animals could no more walk freely on the land of Oglow because of the fear they had in them. The fishes in the streams were also fear of the tiger.
The numbers of the animals kept on reducing in size, the birds flu away from the land because of fear of being killed by the tiger.
The land of Oglow which was once full of happy sounds, was now a land with the silence of a grave yield.
......MEAN WHILE......
The once little white horse had grown into a beautiful young male horse and was loved by every single living person in the village. The boy also had grown into a teenager.
His name was kenthen and he was the only son of his parents, his dad was the king to the village and mum was the queen.
Kenthen named the young white male horse after him, he named the white horse "KEN".
Time after time kenthen and Ken (the white horse) would go on adventures, looking and searching for new things to find, until one day they ended up taking a path that led to the stream where Kenthen found Ken (the white horse).
At first when they got there, Ken (the white horse) couldn't remember ever being there, until kenthen told him about how he found him.
After Ken (the white horse) heard what kenthen said, his memory flashed back to his past, and he remembered every single little thing that happened to him. His heart quaked in pain and despair, killing every happy feeling in him.
They immediately left there when kenthen noticed the attitude of Ken (the white horse). Ken (the white horse) left that place not being the same anymore, his heart seek for revenge for the death of his mum.
........4 YEARS LATER.......
Ken (the white horse) had grown more stronger than ever and beauty was of that of the sky and galaxy above, his speed was out standing and endurance beyond the comprehension of human belief.
Kenthen too had grown into a young handsome prince with lovely eyes. Kenthen and Ken bond grew stronger than ever, they were like two brothers from the same womb of life (Nature).
Kenthen did training with Ken (the white horse) on how to fight, making both of them become the best at it.
Things were going cool and good until one night, when Ken (the white horse) was no more able to endure the anger and pain he felt inside.
Ken (the white horse) couldn't stay any longer because deep down he knew that the only person that could bring peace back to the land of Oglow was him and no other.
Ken (the white horse) got up from where he sat and went to meet Kenthen in his room. When he got there Kenthen was sleeping so he licked the face of Kenthen, waking him up.
Kenthen wake up with a dizzy eyes and to his surprise, his eyes beheld Ken (the white horse).
Kenthen got confused, but then Ken (the white horse) tried explaining to Kenthen with his movement that he wanted to go. Kenthen who understood what Ken (the white horse) told him, quickly fell into deep tears as he hug him with a heavy heart.
Kenthen told Ken (the white horse) good bye, so did Ken (the white horse) in his own way. Ken (the white horse) then left for the journey back to the land of Oglow.
Ken (the white horse) ran back to the stream where Kenthen took him to years ago, he knew within himself that the only way for him to find his way back to his land, was to follow the stream backwards from where it came from.
Ken (the white horse) then crossed the river to the other side, so that he could climb up the hill.
After he climbed up the hill, he looked around breathing in enough air to propel him for his long journey back to the land of Oglow.
.......8 HOURS LATER.......
After running through sand, water and dust, he got to the land of Oglow. When he got there, he went to the place where his mum was killed.
He looked around but couldn't find her body nor bones, so he walked a little bite further and found her bones half way buried into the ground.
He looked at her and tears came down his eyes, in pain he whinnied loudly attracting every single animal in the land of oglow, including the deadly tiger who was now bigger.
The tiger came out its den and roared too, making every animal that came out, run back inside their houses in fear.
Ken (the white horse) knowing that it was the tiger ran towards the place the roar came from.
The tiger too also knowing that it was the white horse that escaped its pleasure years ago ran proudly towards the side he heard the whinny.
They both met at the central of Oglow land, where little sunlight reflected.
They started looking at themselves, intimidating one another, then the fight started.
The tiger jumped up to pounce on the white horse (Ken).
The white horse (Ken) on seeing what the tiger did, quickly turned its back and then used its hooves to hit the tiger's mouth, causing the tiger to fall backwards with a broken tooth.
The tiger looked on the ground and saw its sharp tooth on the ground. It got angered and ran straight for a direct attack to the white horse (Ken).
The white horse (Ken) on seeing what the tiger was about to do again, tried to dodge the tiger, but the tiger moved earlier than the white horse (Ken) moved, making the tiger able to injure the white horse (Ken) with its left claws.
The scratch caused by the tiger on the white horse (Ken) was deep, which made blood come out Ken's (the white horse) right side.
Ken knew he had to defeat the tiger, but not in that way, so he began to run making the tiger think he was afraid. The tiger ran behind him, but couldn't catch him.
Ken ran until he got to the edge of the same road he fell from when he was small. He stopped then turned to the tiger who was already standing behind him waiting to pounce on him.
The tiger looked at Ken knowing that he had no where to ran to, then ran towards Ken, with its jaw wide open.
Ken on seeing the tiger coming, quickly jumped high up over the tiger, making the tiger slide off the edge of the road.
The tiger didn't fall completely, its right claw hanged onto the edge of the road. Ken turned and walked up to see the tiger's face.
The tiger was struggling with its last strength not to fall. Ken looked at the tiger, then raised his left leg to step on the tiger's right claw so that it would fall from the edge.
As Ken raised his left leg, the tiger quickly used its last strength to pull itself upwards, then used its left claw to pull Ken on his right leg.
They both fell down into the river that Ken fell into, when he was little.
The tiger wasn't such a good swimmer, but Ken was and was able to fight the strong current that pulled them to the edge of the river.
The tiger quickly held Ken on one of his back legs because it didn't want to be carried by the river's current. Ken struggled in pain, which was inflicted on him by the tiger's claws.
Ken then used his other back leg to kick the tiger on its forehead, causing the tiger to loose its grip on Ken's leg and free flow far down the river.
The tiger tried swimming away from the edge of the river, but the current was stronger than it, so it ended up falling from the top of the waterfall to the bottom.
the tiger's head landed on a hard rock, causing instant death.
Ken who was stronger than the river's current, swam to the banks of the river slowly.
Ken climbed up to the highest hill, where the once living tiger's den was, then whinnied with all his strength, awakening every animal that hid in fear.
He stood on the hill like a strong white horse, not an ordinary white horse but a WHITE STALLION HORSE because he had defeated the tiger.
The land of Oglow was brought back to its normal beautiful state, joy and peace came back to the land, but the marks of deaths, pains, and sorrows still existed.
Every single horse looked up to Ken as the learner of the herd because he had defeated the tiger. Ken was crowned as the king of horses.
.......DAYS LATER.......
Ken couldn't stay in the land of Oglow any more because of the bad memories it brought, not only to him but to other horses.
He had to take them away from the land of Oglow, into another land where they could find settlement and peace.
He called on them all and they responded, he then led the way out of the land of Oglow and they all followed him without questioning him.
They left the land of Oglow leaving sorrow, pain and death all in their past, focusing on a greener future filled with peace love and hopes all together.
.......2 DAYS LATER.......
Kenthen was standing out side looking into the clouds, when suddenly he saw a pure white figure that looked like Ken from afar.
He quickly ran towards where the figure was coming from, to his surprise he saw Ken and other horses coming.
Ken saw Kenthen and started racing with joy to meet Kenthen, so did Kenthen raced in joy to meet Ken.
They both hug themselves in joy and happiness.
......YEARS LATER......
Kenthen became the king of the village and was expecting a baby.
Ken had two little horses with the same pure white skin as him. Both Kenthen and Ken were kings, and they rules their people well.
Peace and stability filled the village, love and joy was everywhere.
They all lived happily ever after.....
THE END
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LESSONS.
Always fight for what you believe in.
Never back down from a fight that will set you free.
Believe in yourself and you will be a white stallion.
You will never be known until you defeat the beast that holds you in fear.
Never let fear tie you down.
Always stand strong like the white stallion.
Build yourself in such a way that no one will be able to take you down.
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I hope you guys learnt from this story, now before I end it all up, I have something to say.
I know most of you might wonder why I never called the horse white stallion from the beginning, well let me explain.
A white stallion can never be called a white stallion, until its endurance and strength is tested. The white horse became the white stallion when it defeated the tiger.
So this is to all my fans out there, you can never become what you're ought to be, if you don't defect the fear, shame, anger, hate, pain and laziness you feel.
Learn to break from your circles of fear, shame, anger, hate, pain and laziness.
Learn to set yourself free from all of that.
Learn to lift and drop the load off your heart and head.
learn to be outstanding.
LEARN TO BE A "WHITE STALLION"
YOU'RE A "WHITE STALLION"
LEARN TO LOVE WHO YOU ARE,
YOU'RE THE WORD "BEAUTY"
DINDY SAID SO, LOVE YOU ALL, DINDY OUT!.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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things were still going on well in school till Cyndy called in sick, she had been absent in school for the past three days, being our normal routine of visiting our sick colleagues at home , to my surprise almost all d boys volunteered ' chai..Cyndy don turn celebrity ' I thought
" are you also going kunle " the voice brought me back from my thought with all eyes on me which got me speechless ( mehn those eyes were so intimidating ) ' No, am not ' I vioced out which got them surprised
" nawa for you o kunle, ur gf sick and u no wan go greet her or u think say we no know say u guys dey date ...silent parole " Emeka said while others laughed. this got speechless that I didn't know wen my legs carried me out of d class ,guessed hormones at work.
to be sincere, I really felt bad, I really wanted to visit her but I couldn't handle the crowd and hard to admit it, I really miss her . just 3 days absent in school felt like 3 years , ' this feeling was new and if it is love, so be it ' I said to myself as a smile lightened my face.
I felt a hand tapped me on my shoulder from the back ,I look up to see Nicky smiling at me
" hi kunle " she greeted smiling sitting down beside me
' hi Nicky ' I replied
" what wrongs with you ,are u okay ?"
' am gud Nicky ..are you also going to visit Cyndy ' I asked
" hmmm , so it is about her abi...what's so special about kunle " she said giving me this questioning look
' what do u mean ?' I countered
" ever since that Cyndy of a girl came, you don't even have my time ,yo don't talk or play with me the way you used to..are you guys dating for real " ..her question really got me that I had to think before giving her a reply ,' yea I like or should I say love Cyndy but wasn't ready to make things official ' I said to myself
" I guess ur silence says it all, so you are guys are dating " she said feeling hurt and trying hard to hold back her tears. ..before i could say anything she stood up and ran straight to the class .
' what did I do again, we are not yet dating ' I said still feeling hurt I made her cry but she was already out of sight.
they all left after the school closed around 2 pm including my brother and Nicky , Isaac stayed back maybe because I didn't go or he wasn't comfortable with the crowd just like me. on our way home
Isaac : kunle , there something have been observing about you for a while
me : what is that ?
Isaac : about you and Cyndy, I think you really like her
me : ( feigning an angry look ) what!!! that's ridiculous
Isaac : come on kunle, I know you very well... you have never been this close with a girl before even other girls have really tried to
me : we are just friends isaac.. ( stressing out his name )..nothing attached
Isaac : I thought we trust each other, why not open up bro. ( feeling frustrated already )

' yea yea....you got me ,I think I like her ' I replied slowly looking at his face by this time we already stop walking
" really? ..I thought as much "
' what do you mean ' I asked studying him but all I could see glimpse of happiness
" never mind bro " he said
' spit it out Isaac ,why are u smiling... remember no secret '
" thought you and Nicky were already on the line "
' no , we just friends...no string attached '
" so why didn't you join the others "
' the truth is, I couldn't handle the crowd ..I know that's not a genuine reason as a friend ' I said feeling angry with myself
" come on , don't get mad at urself ,we can go visit her tomorrow alone after school beside ur bro went with them"
' oh, dats true..never thought of that '
" yea. and I think she likes you too "
me I felt butterflies in my tummy, I don't really know ) really?
Isaac: yea..and don't even pretend coz I know u know that too...just curious why you haven't taken the lead
me : to be sincere ,I don't really know Isaac, ..I haven't even woo a girl before and more over my school first
Isaac : yea yea ,,school first but d question is.. can you control your feelings ?
me : am really confused coz to be sincere I can't ...she just fill d vacuum anytime I c her
isaac : then I think you should go for it



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Kbi phli bar school jane m dr lgta tha aj hr rasta khud chunte h

Kbi ma pa ki hr bat scchi lgti thi aj unhi se jhut bolte h

Kbi choti si chot kitna rulati thi aj dil b tu t jata h.

Phle dost sirf khelne tk yad rhte the aj kuch dost jaan se b pyare lgte h

1 Din tension ka mtlb ma se puchna pdta tha aj hr tension room mate lgta h

1 Din tha jb pl m ldna pl m mnana to roj ka kam tha aj ek bar jo juda hue to rishte tk tut jate h

Sacchi





Na jane rab ne hme itni jldi bda kyu bna diyaRelated

matters that Osas was equally as
poor as they were. All these thoughts and more
occupied her mind as she made
her way to the stream, got her
jerrycan filled with water and
made the silent trek back home.
She didn’t follow the normal route which every other person
followed, but took a longer road
that would take her past the
house of Osas her sweetheart.
He stayed a little distance from
her home, and she hoped she could see him briefly before she
made the journey home, as she
was already tired from carrying
the jerry can.
When she got to his house, she
made her way quietly to the window of the room he occupied
and knocked. He was still
sleeping and took some time to
stir awake, and when he opened
it, he was delighted to see her
there. ”Ahn, sorry baby, let me open the
door for you and help you with
the water” He told her as he shut
the window and coming outside
to where she stood smiling, he
hefted the can of water off her head, setting it on the ground,
and holding her hands, led her
giggling into his room,


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After extension classes that fateful saturday evening we were going back to our hostel me and my fweends and arguing about the gal with the biggest butt in Ss3 when we suddenly heard screamings we listened closely to find out what the screamers were screamin, Yha we need not to be told again They were Screaming "Ticket!!!Ticket!!!Ticket" and that was all we needed to know Me and My friends left our discussions to join the streaming crowd of Ss3 onlookers to the direction of the screaming and when we got there it was the Fight of the Season Going on their "Acid" but real name Prince wah squaring it out with "Surface" but real name Emmanuel this to were like the strongest boiz in all of Ss3 and yha i wah somehow scared of them as usual as a fight demands they were chats going on and the only aim was to make the fight more brutal and the first to run loses the fight. We were still shouting when we heard a car horn buh bliving it to b jude the vice principal acads son flirting with his fathers car, we were shocked when our senior boarding house master came out Ehh the retired but not tired soldier that was all we needed and the crowd of over 150 ss3 students left the basketball court that had only one door in less than 30 sec na there yhu go no say boiz dey sharp and "as a sharp guy wey in mumsy sey make in no follow the crowd" Na so me i disembark go find my self for ss1(g) as i laid down trying to find out if the coast wah clear . I started hearing a faint sound and i listened closely it wah a woman moaning buh no be naija voice sha so as a "Beta pikin" wey i b I started tip toeing to the boxroom door then i opened it with force yha there she was Gift the Birthday gal that wanted to skip her birthday beaten watching bf as i saw her i juh smiled and closed the boxroom door back buh this time around i wah inside the boxroom with her and i wah like 'Gift do yhu mind if i join in yhur movie' and she said 'no problem i was even getting bored of watching it alone' yes!! That was all i needed i sat down close to her my hands over her shoulders and resting patiently on her boobs like a lion waiting for its prey we watched it togeda for like 3mins when i decided to make a move so i squeezed her left boob and she shocked me she stood up and Gave me a dirty slap and said'thats for wasting time' ehh brother yhu say 'waiting' i turned her and her ass wah facing me and i said'silver and gold i have not but a 7.2 inch d*ck will i give yhu' and i starte squeezing her left boob from behind withmy left hand while my right hand was doing the right thing E.g finding its way to her kitty and when it got there she signalled its arrival with a gasp yha i started finger bleeping her and as i continued her moan increased so to avoid us being caught i turned her again this time making her face me and i closed her lip with mine and continued finger fucking her while she struggled to free her lips from mine so she could moan louder so i decided to let her have her way xo as not to kill her mood after finger fucking her for like 3mins i requested her to give me a mouth gig which she did wow as she wah sucking my tool i wah squeezing her boobs and she wah switching my hands after 2mins of getting a head i told her that it was time for the big "D" to be introduced and she was like "ehmm chinobi yhu know daht yhu will b the First boi to bleep me in Fgc and i dnt want to b a mother at 16" ahh if any persin dey dull no b chinobi i quickly brought out my First aid kit aka "Wallet" and inserted my Most treasured jewel in to my most treasured tool and as i inserted it into her kitty cat she let awt a quite large moan and as i moved to close her mouth she just gave me the permission to kil her she wah like "Chinobi fuck me and fuck me real hard" and as i closed her mouth i started thrusting and yha i wah thrusting real hard and she wah letting out stiffled moans when the box room door Opened and it was ................
Watch out for part 2


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poverty [Read it]


My people poverty shall not be our posion,,,AKPOS trecking about 120miles away from his home to church carring a box on his head, he saw one of his member with a car.
Member: sir,why are u trecking ? let me carry u,,
AKPOS with his box on his head sweting lik chrismas goat,,,,AKPOS
answerd and said
bro,no no (AM JUST TRAINING MY SELF TO CHAMPION'S LEGUE TRECKING)


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BROKEN SEAL
Episode 3

Cashier: (returning my debit
card) here sir….i’m done
deducting the amount your
purchase is worth.
Me: uhm….deduct that(pointing
to the ‘arrogant lady) lady’s
debt, from my account.
I don’t know what made me
utter that, i guess its ‘coz of
what a hot high school teacher
once taught me; she said “pay
evil with good and you’d see
the good following you”
its high time i put that into
practice.
Cashier: are you sure sir?
Me: yes i am(get to work
already!)
The cashier deducted 100,000
peso (philippine currency)
from my account. What!!! This
lady did some big time
shopping knowing fully well
she can’t pay? She should be
thankfuk angels like me still
exist.
As i was walking away, i heard
(faintly) the cashier informing
Ms. Arrogant that i had taken
care of her debt and shes free.
I reduced my pace with the
hope that she would atleast
say ‘thank you’ but no she
didn’t, shes not only arrogant
shes also ungrateful!
I was already out of the
premises, trying to board a cab
when i heard ‘hey mister’ i
swiftly turned to face the
direction where the voice came
from.
Agreed am not the only
‘mister’ on the street but i was
‘thank you’ hungry.
My instincts never fail me, it
was ‘ms arrogant’ and she was
refering to me.
Before she called i had
memorised the lines i’d pour
out on her, telling her how
rude and ungrateful she is, but
the moment i stared right into
those green eyes of hers, i lost
my words she is sooooo
beautiful, i stood spellbound
before her like a dullard.
Ms arrogant: uhm…i wanna say
thank you!
Ahah! Exactly what i wanted,
but i’ve changed my mind, i’d
take my chances in being
friends with her.
Me: (pretending to have heard
nothing) what was that?
Ms arrogant: i said thank you!
For helping me out earlier.
Me: huh? Have you gotten rid
of your allergy already?
Ms arrogant: i only stopped to
say thank you, gotta go now
Me: (no…..noooo!!!) i won’t
accept this kinda ‘thamk you’
ms arrogant: really? What
kinda ‘thank you’ do you want?
Me: dinner tonight? (hope it
works)
ms arrogant: i don’t go out
with……
Me: (cutting her short) 7pm at
paco park restuarant
ms arrogant: are you indirectly
asking me out?
Me: (yes!….yes!!) hell no! Who
would date an arrogant lady
like you?
Ms arrogant: i’m not arrogant!!!
Me: prove it tonight…..over
dinner.
Ms arrogant: only tonight.
Meyeah it worked!) may i
have your phone digits?
Reluctantly, she collected my
phone and inputed some digits
which i dailed immediatly,
ahah! She didn’t fake her
number.
Ms arrogant: the name is Ella
Me: Isaiah…..i’d be expecting
you!
Ella:bye
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I arrived home at 5:30pm, i
can’t wait to have my first
‘date’ with Ella, is it really a
date? Well what else can you
call it?
Time moved very sluggishly, i
wish i could fast forward the
time!
To while away time, i switched
on my play station (PS) video
game and started playing my
favorite game, Grand Theft
Auto V
~~~~~~~~
my alarm ranged, i knew its
6:30pm already, i rushed my
bath and got clad in red tux
and black trouser. Dressed my
hair pretty well and baptised
with perfume.
I arrived paco restaurant and
had the attendant fix a table
for two, while i ordered for a
bottle of red wine to keep
myself ‘busy’ till Ella arrives.
I inhaled a sweet and
sophisticated perfume around
me, hmmmm who could that
be if not Ella? I turned, only to
be welcomed by a strange face,
mtcheeew!
Lady: hi handsome, can i seat
here?
Me: (yes but not today!)
uhm…..actually, am not single
for the night!
Lady: you’ar with your
girlfriend?
Me: kinda
lady: nice meeting you…..Chloe
me: Isaiah
*handshake*
chloe:have a swell time then?
Me: have fun
*walks away*
Its now 7:35pm yet Ella didnt
show up, do you think she’d
make it?


>>


Girl: Sweety do you really love me and
wish to
marry me?
BOY: Yes baby I love you will all my heart.
GIRL: Really??
BOY: Yes baby.
.
Two weeks later........
GIRL: I think am sick. BOY: How do you feel baby.
GIRL: My waist is just heavy.
BOY: Don't worry it may just be that you
over
stressed yourself.
. Next day.......
BOY: Baby how do you feel now?
GIRL: Sweety, i can't explain again.
Can you believe i had vomited 3 times
today
BOY [fear grip him]: Jesus!!! Are you serious?
GIRL: Yes baby, my tummy is equally
aching
me.
I Feel so dizzy.
BOY: What do you think is Wrong? GIRL: I think am pregnant. Iam Really
Scared.
.
The Next day.........
GIRL calling BOY on phone But No
answer. She called again and again But No
answer.
She called for the 20th time but Phone
is
switched off.
. Next day..........
The GIRL gave the BOY a surprise visit.
BOY: Who are you looking for?
GIRL: So you don't know me ?
Iam Mary, your love.
BOY: Mary or whatever you call yourself, just
bundle yourself out of my house.
GIRL: I will but before i go just know
that am
not pregnant.
It was just a test And you failed. The Girl just left.
.
The BOY ran after her saying......
"Please honey forgive me"
.
Question......... If you were the GIRL would you accept
him
back??
.
Yes Or No??
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain?

Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.Related

I wan marry [Read it]


I WAN MARRY O!
My people, I'm planning to marry RITA but
KEMI is more beautiful. BUKOLA has a nice
character than KEMI.
But come to think of it i still love AISHA but
FUNKE loves me more and now BIMBO is also
in love with me but she is too harsh and i don't
like TINA's character but AMINA is manageable
only dat she is an hausa girl and her father will
not allow her mary me.. I remember ADA, i
already promised her marriege, but CYNTHIA
says i must mary her and FUNMI will never let
me go even wen SOLA insist she loves me and
JENNIFER is still chasing me up and down.
Meanwhile i don't really like ADEJOKE, she is
too fat and FUMILAYO is too skinny.. RACHEAL
is beautiful but too short and i cant marry
CHIOMA cos she is taller dan JOY and GLORY
likes wearing trousers a lot which i dnt like.
Even ZAINAB who wear skimpy skirts is better
dan IYABO who like wearing three quater
jeans..
.
Chai.. Make una Help o! Emmy is not getting any
younger. Who do you think i should
marry...


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BROKEN SEAL
Episode 14
“aaaarrgh aaaarrrggh
aaaaarrrghh” Rodelio groaned
as he hit his fists hard against
the rigid black punch bag,
which hung from the ceiling in
his special room. He visits this
room only when he is angry
and hell yeah! Right now, he’s
so pissed. How could Ella have
embarrased him before that
dude she call her boyfriend?
And there was Adrian Who
couldn’t accomplish a simple
mission “aaaarggh” he groaned
some more. Breathing heavily,
he fell on a chair which looked
more of a pool chair. He
picked his phone and sent
Adrian a text message… “plan
changed, follow Ella instead,
that båstard would always be
around her, get as many info
as you can about him. You
have 24-hours you DARE NOT
FAIL!!!
~~~
As Tomas laid on his bed, he
was hearing som indistinct
voices from outside. With the
help of his staff, he located the
doorpost. Beside the door is a
red button which when clicked.
Would send a signal. His index
finger located the button after
seconds of search.
A few minutes after he clicked
the button, ma’am Naomi
rushed in, Nenita was with her.
Naomi: Tomas, Nenita is here
with me!!! Tomas; (smiling)
where is she, where is my
daughter?
Nenita: (in her sweet lil voice)
here daddy!!! She ran and
hugged him tightly.
Tomas: where went you? You
got us all scared.
Nenita: sorry dad.
Tomas: its okay honey, next
time, don’t go out without
permission okay?
Nenita: yes dad!
Tomas: promise?
Nenita: promise!
Naomi: okay baby, go to your
room.
Nenita: yes ma’am, goodnight
dad. She replied and left for
the little room which she share
with other kids in the
orphanage.
Naomi: you guys are so fond of
each other…
Tomas: yes, Nenita is such a
lovely little girl, i like her alot.
Though i can’t see her, i know
she’s amazing!
Naomi: yeah! Shes cute too.
They both laughed to that.
___
It seems today is my thinking
day, i’ve been in my office for
the past two hours, but all i do
is think, i had been thinking
about so many stuffs most of
which were crazy. Was i been
followed up yesterday or it was
only a sheer of imagination? Is
Rodelio still in love with Ella?
Would he fight for her? He
better……
*phone rings*
My sweet ring tone woke me
off my reverie, ‘honey pie’ was
boldly written on the sceen, i
picked immediately.
Me: hi sweetie.
Ella: hello dear, how are you?
Me:so sweet, uhm its almost
lunch, how about we have
lunch together?
Ella: exactly! I’m in a cab right
now, heading to your
company’s canteen.
Me: wow! What a suprise, i’d be
expecting you!!
Ella: mmmuuahh (kisses) Me:
that should be on my lips!
Ella: naughty!!!
*hung up*
I rushed to the canteen which
is situated in the first floor. I
ordered for two plates of hot
bulalo and some apple drinks.
Ella arrived some minutes
later, we talked alot, laughing
out our lungs, i guess we
attracted some people’s
attention. Who cares?! I got
two free pecks for ordering
Ella’s favorite, i guess i’d be
doing this always for multiple
pecks!!! Ella’s lunch break is
almost exhausted, she board a
cab and zoomed off
___
Adrian had been following Ella
all this while, he saw her when
she entered the canteen, eating
with his target. He decided to
wait a while for his target to
close for the day. After hours
of waiting, he saw him (his
target, Isaiah) hopping into a
car and zooming off. Luckily,
an empty cab passed by,
Adrian stopped the cab and
jumped him. The cab man
followed Isaiah as instructed.
Adrian alighted when his
target drove into a compound.
He stood still wondering what
to do, of course he wasn’t
afraid ‘coz he was having a
silver pistol on him, if things
go funny, he wouldn’t hesitate
to use it!
____
I came back from work, feeling
exhausted, i dropped all my
documents and came back to
the living room, just then i
heard a knock on the door,
mtcheeew i need to rest. I
reluctantly opened the door.
Who is he? A new neighbour?
What does he want? I asked
myself. What happened next
was a great suprise to me.


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NORTHERNERS [Read it]



? President -North.
? Senate President -North
? Speaker House of Reps - North.
? PDP National Chairman - North.
? Head of Service - North.
? INEC Chairman - North.
? Chief Justice of federation - North.
? President Court of Appeal - North.
? EFCC Chairman - North.
? President Federal high court - North.
? National Security Adviser - North.
? Chief of Defense Staff - North.
? Chief of Naval Staff - North.
? Controller, Customs
Service - North.
? Defence Minister-North.
? MD Port Authority- North.
? MD NDIC - North
? Controller Prison Services - North.
? Richest man in Africa - North.
? 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria -
Northerners.
? 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria -
Northerners.
? 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners
? Boko Haram - North.
EVEN THE BIBLE SAYS FEAR NORTH #lol
Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally
backward areas in Nigeria are in the North. Now,
ask yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners?
Keep forwarding till it get to all their leaders may be
they will have to re-think....
CAN YOU IMAGINE? ?


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One evening akpos was very ill & he was rushed 2 the hospital & he was admitted On The 5th Bed In The Hospital Whereby The Hospital Had 6 Beds In Each Ward The Following Day The Patient On 1st Bed Passed Away & His Bed Was Empty,2nd Day The Second Patient Also Passed Away Leaving The Bed Blank The 3rd Day The Same Thing Happened Now Akpos Noticed That Patients Were Passing Beds By Beds According To Their Numbers The Next Morning Akpos Escaped From The Hospital & The 4th Patient Died That Day Leaving His Bed Blank Then The Next Day Akpos Tuned The His Radio But No Death Case Was Announced That Day From The Hospital & The Next Day Akpos Tuned Again To His Radio & Heard That Patient On Bed 6 Passed Away...Guess What Would Have Happened To Akpos If He Would Have Stayed In That Hellhospital Where People Die Like Flies
Since Then Akpos Promised Not To Go To Any Hospital Until He Die..


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Life As A Youth [Read it]


The youthfull stage is a time when we choose how to leave our lives as individuals,from childhood we've leaved based on instructions and teachings; it is now time we act on those principles as youth. Our lives should be guided by principles because in that way we'll be able to lead a successfull life.


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BBQ grill [Read it]


A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your
butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ
grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes
some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She
answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"


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Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them:


Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?"
Answer: "Looking for my engagement ring, lost it."


Q: "Hey gal, can we meet?"
A: "Nope I'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage."


Q: "Can I know more about you?" 
A: "Sure I LOVE MONEY! Please send me N5,000 MTN card."


Q: "Do you have a BF?"
A: "Yes, we have two kids and he's a soldier."


You can add more below...


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On a crowded bus, Banta noticed that Santa had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing”, replied Santa.Related

There are many ways to propose to a girl, you can also
take her to d sky via helicopter & say "Marry Me or
Leave My helicopter now


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This morning, Akpos packed all his things and was about to leave when his father confronted him, "where do u think you are going?" Asked d father. Akpos replied
"Am going to the prison". For what?
Akpos ans "Am tired of sipping garri everyday in this house, I heard that federal government budgeted N14,000 to feed each prisoner daily."
The father said "Pls wait for me, am going with you"


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Pls Frnds, I nid ur Advice; Last night wen I was asleep, I carelessly forgt to close my mouth so a rat enterd my stomach 2ru my mouth and ever since then, d rat hs bin disturbing my stomach. As I talk to you now, d rat has eaten all d fud left in there & nw it's abt eatin my intestine. Pls wht do I do? I don't want to die now. Shld I swallow a cat to kill d rat or I shld take rat poison (Otapiapia)?? since d rat is so ready to eat everything.

#Pls,HelpOh


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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.

~ Anne FrankRelated



The next day was Sunday,after our morning
devotion, we all got prepare for church,
the service was very interesting, they
were a lot of thanksgiving from one
family to another the choir made it more
wonderful with their singing that could
make a crippled man to stand and dance,
afterwards the preaching followed, in
no time the service got to am end and
we all went home,mother later prepared
rice and stew with chicken just the way
I like it,we all had lunch and i headed
to my room,i was an indoor boy,i barely
stay out of my room,i like to be left
alone most of the time,my parents and
siblings knows about this and they always
let me have my time,the only time they
could want my attention is either when
they want to send me on am errand or when
they want to introduce me to visitors,
that my father loves doing, he always
introduce us to mostly all his visitors
that comes to visit him,i sometimes get
mad at this but who am I to say a word,
he was the father and i am the child,
the day passed so fast and i prayed it
should slow down a bit but my prayer wasn't
answered.
I got up on Monday morning and saw a
text from osaretin remaining me not to
forget what we discussed about, i got
to school at about 7:30am,the school
assembly starts by 8am,i went to my class
and i seat down on my desk and bow my head
on it,it was not up to five minutes i heard
a voice close to me "excuse me please " i
raised up my head and saw lmade standing
close to me,was she really talking to me,
i looked around to see if she was referring
to someone else but I was all there alone
"are you talking to me " i said,i could
see the confusion in her eyes,it was so
funny that I couldn't stop myself from
laughing "what is funny "she asked me,
i stoped laughing and looked at her
" wow, am actually not a ghost "
"meaning "she asked again "meaning
you have been my sit mate but it felt
like I am invincible, you don't talk
to me ,you don't look at me,and you
ignore me at all cost,why" she gaze
at me like i wasn't sure of what I was
saying "well am sorry if you feel that
way,i just thought guys like you don't
talk with girls like me",i was confused
at her statement,i went on further to ask
her what she meant by that but she just told
me to forget about it,i told her that I could
if she stop keeping me quite,she agreed.
After the assembly was over we all went
to our various classes,believe me that was
the most wonderful day i have spent so far
in my class, i and lmade talked about mostly
every thing that we saw during class,at
lunch time i told osaretin, osazee and
osayewenre all that went on between i and
lmade they told me to keep it up that I
was really faster then their expectation,
after closing i and imade sayed goodbye
and i went home.
The friendship between i and lmade was
really getting closer and i didn't fail
to give my friends details on everything
that was going on between me and lmade ,
sometimes I feel that what i was doing
was wrong but to me i had no choice i
have to and beside I have started enjoying
the game,i and lmade did a lot of things
together, we do assignment together,
read together and help each other in tests,
she was clever then me but I was better then
her in biology, you people should know why,
"Why do you go out with those kind of people "
she asked me one day as we were doing an
assignment in the school garden, i was
confused at the question, i didn't know
what to tell her because even i don't
know why I hang out with them."you don't
like my friend "i asked her," not that I
don't like them but they are too wild for
you,i have read your character and their
and have tryed to match yours with their
life style but you see some different
from them" ,hmmmmmm,are you sure about
that because I know who I am and what i can
do "well they are my friends and i know
the way to go about them" i told her,
she went further to pleased with me to
astray from them, i had to promise her
that I will try my best,i later told
osaretin all what she said and we agreed
on staying away from eachother while in
school so that it will seems as if i have
stop making friends with they.
I could see the joy on her face when I
told her that I told my friends to stay
away from me,if only she knows what I had
in stoke for her,inside of me i could already
feel the lust i feel each time she is close
to me just then I knew i had to have my way
into her honeypot.

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pastors mistake [Read it]


Pastor exy told his church members, that
he saw a vision that he should pray for all
working class members of the church.
So he said all church members
should bring their working tools on sunday.
On sunday, as he was starting the program, he said everybody who brought their
working tools,
should stretch it forward and face
him.
All members did as he said
Tailors stretched their Scissors towards him. Teachers stretched
their Chalk towards him.
Bankers stretched their Pen towards him.
And about 15 members of the church who
were
hunters and Police Men, also stretched their Guns towards him.
Not noticing there were guns
pointed at him Pastor exy said
to all the workers to start making use of
their tools as they do in their normal way of
life. Tailors started clipping their scissors. Teachers started moving their Chalk.
Bankers started signing with their Pen And
the 15 members with Guns released their
erroneous bullets towards Exy.
.
. .
. .
.
.
.
.Pastor Exy has been flown to Germany
for treatment over 15 bullet
wounds.
I pray he survives.


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Akpos was having a sight problem. He can’t see far object clearly.
Prior to that, he visited a doctor for eye checkup.
The doctor then put him on a test.
He wrote some text on the board and places it 10m away for Akpos to read.
Akpos looked and then say “Sir! I can’t even see the board talk more of the text written on it.”
The doctor knowing how crazy Akpos could be decided to place a plate of fried rice with big chicken at the same 10m away. “Can you see that?” asked the doctor.
“I can’t see it but I know it’s rice and chicken” says Akpos.
The doctor was not surprise about that. “How did you know its rice and chicken?”
“I can perceive the aroma” replied Akpos.
He then took Akpos to the nearby beach for final test.
At the beach, they stood far and then the doctor ask Akpos “Can you see body down there?”
“No sir! But I know a half necked woman is there” replied Akpos.
The doctor got angry and say “Young man you are wasting my time. You claim not to see while you can see clearly even more than me”
“Sir! Please don’t think that way.  Am serious, I can’t see far objects” says Akpos.
“Ok fine! How did you know a half necked woman is down there?” asked the doctor.
"I looked at the mirror" says Akpos.
"Which mirror?" asked the doctor
Akpos smiled and replied “Your dick is up kicking”.





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2015-06-04 21:29:57

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BROKEN SEAL
EPISODE12

what!!! I almost screamed
when i saw the public display
of romance.
Isabella never told me she was
in town, moreso i didn’t know
she had a boyfriend.
Me: Sam, why did you call her
a cheat?
Samuel: ‘coz shes my
girlfriend….just kidding.
Me: you better be…..excuse me
guys!
I walked over to where
Isabella was seated, she was
abit shocked to see me, her
countenance showed it all.
Isabell: (forcing a smile) hi bro
uhm…meet kalvin my friend,
kelvin, meet my big bro.
After the little introduction,
she held my hand and led the
way outside…
Me: you’as supposed to be in
school!!!
Isai: uhm yeah, but no lectures
today, i decided to hangout
Me: who is that guy?
Isai: my boyfriend!
Me: like seriously?
Isai: like duuugh(smiling)
Me: hope nothing have
happened between you both?
Isai: alot
Me: i’d pretend not to have
heard that!
Isai: just kidding!
Me: you should get going,
someone is waiting for you
(winks)
Isabella: right! I’d be home
shortly (walking back inside)
Me: hey silly girl, i shouldn’t
see you kissing again!!!
I went back to my friends, we
talked alot about nothing in
particular.
Why is it that time travels at
the speed of light when you
are having a nice day? Its 2pm
already, Isabella had left, to
god knows where.
Samuel paid for everything,
then we exited the bar.
I dropped Samuel and
Christian at their various
locations before heading
home.
Isai laid on the couch, with her
mouth slightly opened, poor
girl, she must have been
exhausted.
I wasn’t any exception, i too
was tired.
I located my room and
collapsed on the bed, gotta
catch some sleep before seeing
my baby later.
@7PM
Rodelio had his boys clean up
his black porsche, he would be
seeing his Ella today, he never
told her about his visit ‘coz its
meant to be a supprise.
He took his bath, dressed his
short black hair to the side and
got clad in black tux matched
with black shades, all very
sophisticated.
The aura of his cologne filled
the air.
He looked like a perfect
gentleman.
He drove slowly and steadily
towards Ella’s residence.
Of cours he is with his ‘whisper
of death’ as he alwas call his
silver coated semi-automatic
pistol.
He never fail to take it with
him ever since a rival gang
almost took him out.
He escaped by whiskers, thanks
to his mastery of martial arts.
Isabella: are you going out
again?
She asked, probably ‘coz i was
dressed up.
Me: yup, i wanna see my baby
(i whispered)
Isabella: hmmm….i should
invite my kelvin to come over
right away!
Me: to my house? I’d kill you
(jovially)
Isai: (laughing) don’t stay too
long okay? And make sure you
get something for her.
Me: i’ve heard you!!!
I dashed out, just like Isai
advised, i bought two cans of
chocolate ice cream on my way
to Ella’s.
I pulled over by the pathway
when i saw Ella on the street
she was no doubt having word
battle with whoever is in that
car, which she stood next to.
I walked over to her and asked
what the problem was.
Ella: (supsrisingly hugging me)
welcome dear! (disengaging
the hug) Rodelio, meet my
boyfriend.
Lets go, Isaiah, lets go.
Of a truth i was confused,
whats with the rush?
But i followed her!
Me: who is dude?
Ella: an annoy ex.
Me: you know you shouldnt
have pulled up that act, it got
him pissed.
It seems he still loves you, do
you feel same?
We were already in their
compound with me leaning
against a fence, Ella rested
both hands on each of my
shoulder blades, staring right
into her eyes, i could see love
in there.
Ella: its you i love, i love you
totally, not an iota left.
Me: i love you moreee honey.
At this point, we were about
having our first kiss, the
feeling was WOW, our lips are
only inches apart, i closed my
eyes and tilted my head
sideways, her breath was
getting warmer and warmer on
me, i lips almost touched
until…..
Voic: hmmm-hummm *clears
throat*


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Thak Haar Ke Wo Kisi Ke Darwaje Ke Aage Baith Gaya,

Thodi Der Baad Ek Ladki Bahar Aayi. Usne Us Ladke Ki Story Suni Aur Uspar Taras Kha Ke Apne Hi Room Mein Rahne Ko Kaha, Ladka Maan Gaya.

Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Ek Hi Kamre Mein Ek Hi Bed Par Beech Mein Takiya Laga Kar Soote The. Kaafi Din Tak Wo Ek Saath Hi Rehte Rahe.

Ek Din Ladka Raat Ko Apni Job Se Late Aaya Aur Darwaaja Khatkaya Par Ladki Ne Nahi Khola.

Ladke Ne Darwaja Zor Se Se Khatkaya Par Andar Se Koi Jawaab Nahi Aaya.

Ladka Gusse Mein Aakar: “Darwaja Kholti Hai Ya Deewar Kood Ke Aau?”

Ladki Ne Andar Se Awaaz Lagai: “Abe Sale Rahne De, Tere Se Aaj Tak Ek Takiya To Kooda Nahi Gaya Aur Baat Karta Hai Deewar Koodne Ki.”

Moral Of The Story: “Jyada Shareef Ban Ke Bhi Koi Fayada Nahi Hota.“ ???? ????Related

Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straightRelated

Your 95Year-Old Grandmother needs 15M
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Will you pay for the surgery?#pls dont just read and dont like or comment #by jr [email protected] # www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #AoN


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Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.


“Don’t worry, lady,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”


Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:


“Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”Related

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MARA episode 3 [Read it]


“Ogooluwa, wake up” I heard his voice and I sat up immediately.
It was still dark and he was fully dressed, carrying a small bag. I was startled
“Good morning” I said and he nodded briefly.
“We have to leave now” he said and I looked at him, shocked.
“For where?” I asked
“Nasarawa” he said and I suddenly grew weary.
“What!” I exclaimed and he nodded still
“Let’s go and start our lives afresh there.” He said and I looked really baffled.
“Our loads, as in, come on, Ade mi…” I kept babbling.
It really met me suddenly and I didn’t know the right thing to say.
And that was how we left for Nasarawa state in the middle belt of Nigeria without telling anyone and with our modes of communication- Sim cards- broken!
On the way to Nasarawa again, we were involved in an accident where fire consumed all of our properties and I was so shocked as how this could happen to us.
I wept really hard as I could feel that I smelt of misfortune and ill-fate!
But my name was Ogooluwa- God’s glory!
What was wrong with me oh my good God!
With the little money we had (Thank God Adejare was wise enough to keep another account his parents knew nothing about), we secured a place to live in and it was quite comfortable since the cost of living in Nasarawa was relatively affordable.
But we were not married at all!
I didn’t allow him to touch me until he paid my dowry and until we were prayed for.
Who was he going to even pay the dowry to?
Well, I didn’t know who but I knew deep down that though I loved him, I couldn’t just give way to him like that.
We eventually went to a court of law and we were joined together as we exchanged the matrimonial vows while we hired a couple to pray for us!
Our wedding night was a night I would never forget!
Never did I envisage that everything could be like that!
The way Adejare tore at me as he rammed me was not pleasurable at all.
As I moaned in pain and bled, he didn’t care but only rode on as if I was a horse!
Oh my God!
After everything, as he walked to the bathroom, he turned back to look at me.
“You are a virgin after all” he said and tears streamed down my face.
Where is the guy I loved?
The Adejare that I gave my heart to, where is he?
I had earlier told him while we were in courtship that I wasn’t sure if I was a virgin and that he would find out when we married.
This was because while we were growing up in the orphanage home, one Mr. Sylvester who was a tutor there did teach us practically about sex. He would be so explicit that he would make us lie on one another and then record it in his then analog camera!
I was part of the victims then and there really wasn’t anyone who we could report to because almost all the men there were promiscuous as well and the women would only laugh.
I told Adejare about this and he consoled me, saying no matter the outcome of his findings on our wedding night, he would be just fine.
But see his response now!
You are a virgin after all!
I felt like dying!
…But that was the beginning of our frustrating marital life!


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