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Times-Episode 3 [Read it]


Kiitan suddenly slumped on her couch.The image before her was enough to make her go crazy.She tried calling but her line was not reachable.Her face felt numb and she cried herself to sleep.
The next day,Kiitan prepared herself for the worst day at school.She saw Bode at the Physics Laboratory and walked over to him."Angel,whats up?Why the long face?Who offended...",he was cut short by Kiitan who said,"Enough!Why did you not call me yesterday night?"."Sorry,I was busy".Kiitan pulled a lab stool and dropped her bag on it.Bode sighed and said,"I swear,I was too busy jawe,don't take this personal"."So I have started taking things personal abi?Ok oh,who is Bolanale Oshinowo?"
Bode's face turned blue at the mention of that name."Where did you know Bolanle?""Answer my question first.Who is she,Bode??"
Bode stood up and shouted,the difference between their heights so obvious,making Kiitan feel so small."Is it everything you must know?I don't want to talk about this",he said as he walked out of the lab.Kiitan could not believe her eyes and ears.Bode had never walked out on her.Slowly,she picked her bag and walked to her classroom.Her world was crumbling to pieces.
Soon,it was all over the school that Bode and Kiitan had the major fight of the year.Different versions of what actually transpired between them came up until no two people's account matched.Bode and Kiitan's cliques tried everything possible to settle their rift but Bode was just too proud to apologise and Kiitan too downcast to say a word.
Weeks passed until Bode could take it no more.He walked up to her a week to her birthday and pulled her by the arm into one of the vacant classrooms.He sighed and started,"Bolanle was my classmate in my former college back in Kwara.She was one of those promiscous girls right from JSS1.She had a chain of boyfriends but was never satisfied.She approached me few days into SS1 and said she wanted to date me and that I will "enjoy" her body if I did so.Being the player I was,I placed a bet with my gang that I will have sex within one month of dating her",looked at the look of surprise on Kiitan's face and continued,"so we started dating sha.She often demanded for expensive things which I readily provided since I knew what I would gain.A month into our relationship,my parents got divorced.Dad travelled out and my mother immediately decided to relocate from Kwara to Ibadan,i custody of my three older brothers and I,so that is why I joined Bells College during the second term of ss1.When Bolanle found out I was leaving,she came over to our house when I was all alone and tried force me to sleep with her",he sighed and went on,"I dont know what happened but I suddenly felt like a good boy and pushed her out.That was the last time I saw her before we left Kwara.I just do not know how you know her.Am confused".Kiitan stood up and walked to the locker beside Bode and said,"She actually double-crossed me on my way home"."Double-cross ke?How did she get to Ibadan?".Kiitan picked up her bag and made her way to the door."I do not care but I hope you enjoy settling things with her cause am not ready to be a sacrificial lamb".Just before she walked out,Bode pulled her close to him so she could even feel his heart beating.He leaned in to kiss her but she turned her face sideways and struggled out of his grip,walking out of the classroom.

TO BE CONTINUED.Please drop your comments.Thank you.

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the Elevator [Read it]


Once Akpos and his son went to the city and for the first time and they saw an elevator. 


An old ugly woman went in, the elevator went to the top floor and stayed there for two minutes and when it came down a beautiful young lady came out. 


Akpos quickly said to his son "Go to the village and bring your mother! She should enter this thing fast!" 


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Kahan se laayen har roz ek naya dil faraz ?…



Todne walon ne toh tamasha bana rakha hai…..Related

A single Russian hair outweighs half a Pole.

~ Traditional Russian SayingRelated

Words of Wisdom [Read it]


Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.If you give her a sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.Related

Dear Ex,

I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there so you’re able to see how happy I am without you.Related

Letter Bomb! [Read it]


Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs.
Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this
envelope before I sealed it.”
Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.”
Habib: “But if I open it, it will explode!”
Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s not addressed to you!


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The husband’s countenance towards me changed
dramatically after that night and became harsh
and aggressive.
He barked at me at the slightest opportunity and
complained about everything I did.
The day I mistakenly poured water on the floor
while trying to fetch drinking water, I got a very
dirty slap on my face and a promise to make it
worse next time I ever tried it again.
My madam noticed the change in the husband’s
behaviour too and wondered secretly within
herself even though she didn’t mention it to me.
One evening while I was washing plates inside the
kitchen, madam’s husband came into the kitchen
and stood quietly behind me.
It was when he cleared his throat that I turned
abruptly and my legs shivered.
“You think you’re smart right?” He asked staring
at me.
“No sir,” I replied still trembling. “I’m sorry sir.”
“You rejected my proposal right?” He asked
again. “I will make this house very unbearable for
you till you learn your lesson.”
The words sent shivers down my spine and my
legs wobbled out of fear.
During my quiet moment I thought about all my
madam’s husband said to me and felt the need
to give him what he wanted atleast to have his
support.
Madam’s maltreatment alone was hell not to talk
of when Oga joined in the maltreatment, the
situation was terribly horrible.
But then I didn’t know how to call the husband
and tell him my decision.
Day after day, more and more punishments came
my way and Oga stopped intervening in madam’s
mistreatment unlike before when he
never supported my madam.
Then one evening when I came to clear the dishes
which the husband used in eating water melon, I
gathered courage and blinked my left eye to him
which he instantly interpreted and
kept silent.
I had learnt back in the village in normal gossip
among village teens that blinking to a man
signified interest so at that point I had to employ
it on my madam’s husband.
Then that night, the expected happened.
My madam’s husband sneaked into my room and
this time I didn’t resist.
In the darkness of the night, his fingers
searched for the wetness of my young orifice and
when he found it, fingered it gingerly.
Then he ordered me to pull my pant and I obeyed
instantly out of fear.
He opened my legs wide and lay on top of me as
I felt a hard part of him push into me and felt
sharp severe pain.
I restrained myself from screaming for fear of
waking my madam but I couldn’t help muffling a
groan.
He wasn’t gentle at all and moved in and out of
me erratically till he started convulsing like an
epileptic and I felt warm liquid spurt into me.
Then he collapsed on top of me panting.
Next thing he got up, wore his boxers and tiptoed
back into their master bedroom…

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WHAT AM I? [Read it]


I am a common object enjoyed by both
sexes, normally about 8 inches long,
with little hairs on one end, and a hole
on the other. For most of the day, I am
laying down, but I am ready for instant
action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.
When the work is finally done, a white,
slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I
return to my original position. Cleaning
is usually done after I am. What am I? I am your very own, Toothbrush! What were you thinking? You dirty
#BOLLY_SMART ?? ? ? ? ? ??™


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JOKE PART 38 BY DINDY
Girl: Dindy love.
Dindy: Yes baby.
Girl: We need to save the world from destruction.
Dindy: Yes i agree with you.
Girl: We need a good plan.
Dindy: Yes that's so true.
Girl: What do you suggest?.
Dindy: Breaking up with you for a better savings account.....lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
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A ‘Nihilist’ believes in nothing.Related

Many years ago, a rider came across some soldiers who
were trying to move a heavy log without success. The
corporal was standing by as the men struggled. The rider
asked the corporal why he wasn't helping. The corporal
replied, "I am the corporal; i give orders." The rider
dismounted, went up and stood by the soldiers and as
they were lifting the log, he helped them. With his help,
the log got moved. The rider quietly mounted his horse
and went to the corporal and said, "The next time your
men need help, send for the Commander-in-Chief." After
he left, the corporal and his men found out that the rider
was George Washington.
The message is pretty clear. Success and humility go
hand in hand. When others blow your horn, the sound
goes further. Just think about it? Simplicity and humility
are two hallmarks of greatness. Humility does not mean
self-demeaning behavior.
#davidloaded#


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DO YOU REMEMBER [Read it]


Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it
is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't
knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until
now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew
up in
Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme
"sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard living
standard
living". D song in church saying " o singo
singo,
praise d Lord", is actually " o singers sing on
and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it
now
again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?
hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it
off.
Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody
has
ever called him the late Jesus, not even de
devil. No where in history! He is still the
Living
God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this
truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up
4
Him, say God I will do.


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Toilet Roll [Read it]


 GIRL: Baby I'm wet.


BOY: Want a toilet roll?


GIRL: No, I want more than that.


BOY: Want 2 toilet rolls?


GIRL: No, baby I want something big and round


Boy: Damn! You want the whole roll?!


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It’s comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.

Have a great Monday!Related

When i look at you,

I cannot deny there is God,

cause only God could have created some one

as wonderful n beautiful as you.Related



One day, a Akpos thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son

Akpos: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son: No.

Akpos: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.

Son: OK!

Akpos goes to Bill Gates:

Akpos: I want your daughter to marry my son.

Bill Gates: No way! Do I know you?

Akpos: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: OK! We can arrange for them to meet.

Akpos goes to the president of World Bank:

Akpos: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.

President: No!

Akpos: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Hmmm. OK!

 

This is business! Right or wrong?


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one night [Read it]


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, “Mother, where do babies come from?” 


The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” 


The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p*nis in the mommy’s v*gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” 


The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s p*nis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” 


“Money for clothes, my dear. Money for clothes.”
 


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Telephone Conversation between a Yahoo
Yahoo boy and potential Maga (Akpos)...Phone
Rings...Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with
Pls?
Yahoo boy: Ah, don't u know who is calling?
Akpos: No I don't, the number is restricted.
Yahoo boy: How is Ligeria?
Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking
with?
Yahoo boy: It's your friend from London.
Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London
which of them is this?
Yahoo boy: Just guess.
Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?
Yahoo boy: Yes! It's me Fatai!
Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how
now? How is London?
Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?
Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala,
Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother, she is
very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure
she should be dead by now...
.Yahoo boy: Ah!
Akpos: Yes o, your father's house in the
village rain-storm blew away the roof and it
landed on the old mans legs and shattered
them, he is at Ogwa presently ......
Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!
Akpos: ....yes o, the bone mender says it will
not heal because he has diabetes, later they
said tetanus has entered already, the man is
quarter to go, your younger brother went to
smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since
then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric
now, your elder brother went to a burial at
Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow
there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just
falling every time .....
Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!
Akpos: ...wait o, there is more, your sister
carry belle, e go do aborti ....
Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I
reject everything you say in Jesus name!
Those things will never happen to me....Akpos:
Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already
happened ...Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you
idiot, na God go punish u.Akpos: Na devil go
solder ur yash, no go find work bloody thief!
419...wait make I burn your credit small,idiot.



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jesus [Read it]


how many iches nail was used in nailing jesus how many iches nail was used in nailing jesus


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strange [Read it]


STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN THIS DAYS ....
Strange but true
This happened at FUTO 3 days ago.
A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a
shoe
shinner to help her fix her slippers. She allowed
him stay in their compound, while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing.
When he was fixing her slippers, he added
something inside before rounding up.... Luckily to
the Lady, her landlord was at his balcony
watching the ABOKI without his knowledge..
When
he was through(Aboki) he called her to tell her
that he has finshed. She came out, he told her
to
try it on her leg to make sure it was OK... Her
landlord shouted from upstairs "nooo, don't put
ur leg in that slippers am coming" He came
downstairs forced d Aboki to put his leg in d
slippers, d Aboki refused, he alerted
neighbours. So, they all gathered and forced him
to wear d slippers. Immediately he put his leg in
d slippers, Guess what happened! the slippers
cut,
meaning the aboki malam didn't sew it well......
una like story ehh...
make una wait, no course me oooo, I still dey
find who wrote this.....lol


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I went to visit my friend who was a ductor in a sykiatrick hospital,he has three paiteint in his care so he draw a car on the board then he enter his office,coming out he saw two mad man trying to push the car and akpos was sitting down looking and shaking his head and the ductor was suprise to see him then the ductor was lik hmmmm is like this one is ok then he cal him,akpos why didn't u follow them to push the car? laugh akpos hmmm ductor no mind those two mad men them they push motor where the key dey my hand.


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On Clinton: A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn’t stand on it.

Kris Kristofferson.Related

joke [Read it]


Akpos was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always
yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception,
time and space. And a sure failure in life .
One day, poor Akpos's grandmother came to
school to check out how her grandson was doing.
The teacher told her quite frankly that she had
never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and
advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an
artisan schooling for Akpos would be a total
waste of time and money.
The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's
remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school
and relocated to Maiduguri.
Then the teacher was dignosed with a brain
tumour, all the doctors she met advised her to do
surgery.
And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria
(practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this
procedure.
Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed
to have the surgery performed.
Fortunately, It was successful.
When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw
a handsome young doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him but could not speak
sideways and suddenly began to express shock &
anguish pale; she frantically made attempts to
raise her hand and tell him something but
couldn't.
She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up
the Ghost and died, she could not thank him.
The young doctor was shocked, he tried to find
out what went wrong .
Eventually he found out that it was our dear
Akpos (now working as a cleaner in the hospital)
who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to
connect his phone charger.
Wait wait... You thought that Akpos became the
doctor?
If I hear nah.... Akpos ke, don't you know him


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Akpos ;teacher I have a question
teacher ;yes akpos u can ask
akpos ;how can u put an elephat in a fridge?
teacher ;mmmm i dnt know
akpos ;thats easy,open the fridge and put the elephant then close...hav another quiz..how can u put a crocodile in a fridge?
teacher ;mmm i dnt know
akpos ;thats easy,open the fridge take out the elephant put the crocodile then close the fridge...another quiz...if u are to cross a dangerous how can u do it?
teacher ;i dnt knw
akpos ;easy,jump into water and swim bcoz crocodile is in the fridge...another quiz...lion calls all the animals for a meating,which animal was not present?
teacher ;mmmm lion
akpos ;no,it is crocodile bcoz it is in the fridge
teacher ;i suspend you for asking me questions

one word for akpos....


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This is My 'Son' in Whom I am Well
Please







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Okon and his friend Akpos meet on their way back from church this morning. here are their conversations

Okon: Akpos my man have u heard the latest news in town?
Akpos:  Nooo! Abeg gist me
Okon: INEC has finally postponed the Election.
Akpos: BLOOD OF JESUS!!!! Devil is a liar.
Okon: why are u lamenting?
Akpos: Chei! Ekaite go kill me on Val day. Am finished o o


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waec [Read it]


I could remember during my WAEC days, our principal gave us an orientation dat if an external supervisor catches you wit an expo, u should chew
it nd swallow it 2 destroy evidence. One faithful day,
we were doing Biology, an external supervisor was
coming from my back nd i knew he had caught me already, he shouted 4rm d back "Hey! U, stand up
nd bring surrender wats in ur hand" my mates were signaling 2 me calling JAPHETH!
JAPHETH!! Chew it nd swallow it! Chew it nd
swallow it!! Even my principal was signaling 2 me 2
chew it nd swallow it, immediately i showed my principal wot i was holding, it was MODERN BIOLOGY
TEXTBOOK.
ABEG WHICH CHAPTER WILL I START CHEWING 4RM


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AMAZING KISS (JOKE BY DINDY)
:………
It was a lovely day in a bar, I sat sitting in a corner when suddenly I saw a very yellow lady. She wore a hot gown that revealed everything and I mean everything.
Immediately after I saw her my body temperature increased and I began to sweat. She then started walking towards me slowly.
When she got to where I was sitting, she ordered for the same drink I was drinking. She looked at me sexily then she came closer to me.
I got tense like really really tensed with my heart beating fast.
Lady: Relax I’m not gonna hurt you.
She said then place her big butt on my laps.
My head started turning like a Mary go round. I was loving what was going on.
She then went closer to my ear and worked her tongue all over it.
I just sat smiling and enjoying the sweet feeling.
She then stop and pushed her lips against mine. We kissed passionately and strongly , from mouth to mouth and tongue to tongue and I squeezed her passionately.
Suddenly a heavy slap came on my face, but it didn’t stop me from what I was doing. I continued kissing and enjoying the lady’s body.
The slap came again and this time ten times harder than before.
Dindy: [Shouts seriously] Jesus!!!.
Ugonna: Christ.
Dindy: Ohhhh, what did I do now?.
Dindy: You done make me miss sweet smooching for dream.
Ugonna: You be idiot.
Ugonna: Na my yansh (a-s) you done dey romance since………..
:……..
DINDY WROTE THIS
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You are 35 years, a first class graduate without a job and you're singing a Lil Wayne's song titled, "i ain't gat no worries."


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prove that 19-1=20


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2016-02-12 22:37:00

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Never allow a person to tell you ‘no’ who doesn’t have the power to say ‘yes’.

-Eleanor RooseveltRelated

Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter have one brother. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THE FAMILY. #B-goF




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2016-03-27 20:39:03

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A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she replied. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she asked. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!" MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy. -Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. -Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. -Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage. You have two choices right now #posted by Admin [email protected] # www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #AoN


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How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

~ Logan SmithRelated

Pappu: “Are you committed?”
Rajo: “No. I’m taken”

Pappu: “Its the same thing”
Rajo: “No”

Pappu: “Okay. Taken by?”
Rajo: “No. Taken for”

Pappu: “For what?”
Rajo: “Granted”Related

Be obscure clearly.

-E. B. WhiteRelated

Akpos and Mary were both patients in a mental
hospital. One day while they were walking along
hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped
into the deep end. She sank to the bottom and
stayed there. Akpos promptly jumped in to save
Her, he swam to the bottom and pulled Mary
out. When the medical doctor became aware of
Akpos act, he immediately ordered his discharge
as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Akpos the news, he said”
Akpos, i have good news and bad news, the
good news is you are being discharged, because
you were able to jump in to a swimming pool
and save the life of another patient, I think you
have gotten well enough and the bad news is
that, the patient you saved hung herself with
her bathrobe belt in the bathroom, I am sorry,
she is dead.” Akpos replied, she did not hang
herself, I put her there to dry!


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2014-10-02 15:07:14

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Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

-Charles PierceRelated

Three scientist went on a discovery tour to d sea, a
biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea
a very big ugly fish swim to d shore n them swim
back into the deep sea. Biologist said he needs to
find out d phylum to which d fish belongs so he dive
into d sea. After a long time his friends did not see any sign of him, d physicist said he must have been
carried away by d waves, he therefore decided to go
in n measure d wavelength n frequency of d wave so
that they can b able to locate d location of d biologist.
He went in and disappeared. After a long period of
waiting d chemist started going home. A man nearby watching d drama stopped him n asked Why should u
just walkaway when two friends of urs r drown in d
sea. Chemist replied, we just came for discovery n I
have discovered something, both of them are soluble
in water .... What can u say about these people?


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2015-06-13 21:12:07

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