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A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.


She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.


One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid’s room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.


Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid’s bed beside her.


After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, “Surprised?”


“I sure am, ma’am!” stammered the chauffeur.Related

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Akpos won 20 million naira in naira bet, so he went the next day to claim his money so he said to the man "where's my money?"
and the man replied "take 1 million and come back in the next two months to collect the rest". Akpos shouted back at the man with anger"give me my money now or else you will refund me my hundred naira.
one word for Akpos this time.


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JUST SAYING [Read it]



Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful... THE CHIOCE IS YOURS.


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Illiteracy [Read it]


A student failed JAMB 5 times. One day she travelled 2 visit her friend in UNIBEN, she fell sick nd was admitted 2 d hospital there, she later called her mum,d following conversation ensued. GIRL:Hello ma MUM:The place is silent where are u. GIRL: UNIBEN. MUM:Woow finally thank God o. GIRL: I was admitted. MUM: That's great o. God has disgraced the witches nd wizard in ur father's compound that don't want u 2 go to school.(laughing nd dancing) GIRL:Mama na malaria o. MUM:Malaria is a good course o my daughter pls take it serious. GIRL: I will be discharged 2morrow. MUM: God forbid my daughter!!! u go complete ur four yrs course over there .GIRL: God punish illiteracy!!! MUM: Amen,....i heard dat d lecturer is wicked.


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crush on her!!! [Read it]


Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to stop staring...CYNTHIA: Akpos, please can I have your dic for my ass?AKPOS: (surprised) what?CYNTHIA: I said "can I have your dic 4 my ass?AKPOS: (having been crushing on Cynthia for years) Of course! But, we can't do it here! Erm... at least... let's go to the toilet (he stutters as he feels his manhood rise). He takes hold of her hands and smiles but then Cynthia looks down at his pants...CYNTHIA: Jeez!!! Let go of me! (she snatches her hands from him, looks him in the face and gives him a resounding slap) I only meant "can I have your dictionary for my assignment" Fool!!!


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Two years ago after the Colonel had brought
down the Marine Cartel, he was riding on his
success. His name was on every islander’s
lips. Criminals feared him. Mobs shook at his
presence. He got a letter from Headquarters at
the Silicon Place in Abuja, asking him to
appear for a second debriefing and a possible
promotion. Although no one knew this, he was
overjoyed. People still saw him with his
trademark straight face and no signs of
flooding emotions. However deep inside, he
was very excited. The Silicon Place was the
highest command of hierarchy of the West
African Union Intelligence Force. The Force
was overhead by a group of seasoned spies,
exceptional detectives with unbelievable IQs
and soldiers who had fought in the fore of the
2015 West African War.
He was shocked and delighted when he
entered the Conference Room at the Silicon
Place and saw that his mentor, The General
was part of the board. After the debriefing,
cross examination, and encouragement, he
was dismissed and told he would be
contacted. The General showed no sign of
recognition and he felt bad. He was surprised
however when later that evening, he opened
the door to his hotel room and saw the
General standing in his room, his back to the
door.
“Come in Giwa Haruna” The General said in an
unfriendly tone, still backing him. The
Colonel’s smile disappeared.
“Good evening General. I thought this was
supposed to be my room sir?” The Colonel
asked.
“It is your room. No one knows I am here. I’ll
be quick.” The General said. He turned to face
the Colonel and took of his glasses.
“You did a good job with your last operation.
No one thought you would pull it off. For that
I am going to give you the best gift you could
ever imagine. Your Life. Leave town. Go
somewhere remote. Resign. It is for your own
good. You have another option. You can
ignore my advice. You won’t live to celebrate
your birthday. Good day Colonel.” The General
finished and walked out of the room.
The Colonel was surprised and dumbfounded.
He watched as the General left the room and
shut the door behind him. This was hardly the
man who he took like an elder brother. This
was not the man who dotted on him all
through his stay in Military School. Something
had definitely gone wrong. He was not about
to dig into the General’s past. He knew better.
He did as the General commanded.
From his experience on the force he knew
better than to trust anyone, so he always took
extra precautions. He always had plans A-Z
just in case. He was aware that there were
spies set up around him in his villa. He did
not know who exactly the spies were but he
was very sure at least one of the people
around him, from domestic staff to Personal
assistant was a spy. He shuffled his staff
randomly without warning. It kept the number
of spies reduced but did not totally eradicate
them. He knew this, so he was always private.
Always. He always stayed one step ahead.
So right from the time he received Ahmed’s
call, he became extra vigilant. He called one of
his mechanics who ran interstate errands for
him.
“Wait for me at your shop. I will be there
soon.” He said.
He knew he was going with the black Honda.
The black Honda was a brand new car that he
had not used before now. He was saving it for
a day he would need to get Watchers off his
back. He knew there were eyes on him, but he
has not had any cause to shake them off
recently. Now that he did, he deliberately had
his driver get the Jeep ready. He was not
ready to make his movement known to
anyone. He saw the alarmed look on the
drivers face when he switched cars. He had
suspected James for a while and his actions
that morning sealed the coffin. He wanted to
sack him immediately. But he knew that
whoever planted him there would suspect that
he knew about James and would probably
plant someone else who would even be
deadlier than James and that would take him
sometime to figure out. So he decided not to
sack him. He planned to give him a raise
when he came back. This way he could
monitor him closely, at least now he knew who
his enemy was.
When he got to the Redeemed camp, he picked
the mechanic he called earlier. They did not
stop the car. The Colonel moved very slowly
allowing the man to jump in. He opened a
lower compartment in the car and brought out
a brown envelope. He handed it to the
mechanic.
“Did you bring your passport photograph as I
texted you to?” The Colonel asked.
“Yes Oga.” The mechanic replied.
“Good. This is what you will do. You will drive
this car like a normal human being from here
to Ojota. Don’t drive the car like it’s your
Danfo. Do not over speed. The envelope in
your hand contains the particulars of this car.
Everything is in your name. If any policeman
harasses you, give them my number. Do you
understand?” The Colonel asked.
“I dey feel you baba.” The mechanic said
nodding his head. The car was moving slowly
at snail pace.
“Good. When you get into Lagos, go to that
Total filling station at Ojota and act like you
want to buy fuel. Stay in the car. When the
attendant is done fuelling the car, come out
and create a scene. Make enough noise and
demand to see the manager. He is tall, fair,
has a moustache and is bald headed. He will
ask you if you want to go with him to his
office. Tell him you need to pee first. Don’t
forget! You need to pee! He will show you the
rest room, and then take you to his office. He
will ask you for the thing and give you a small
paper. Write your account number on that
sheet of paper and the account name. DO NOT
SAY A WORD. 100,000 naira will be credited to
your account in two weeks. The manager will
give you 40,000 for the trouble. Remember, do
not say a word!” The Colonel finished, stapling
the mechanic’s passport photograph on one of
the papers.
“Na the job be that, Oga mi?” The mechanic
asked.
“That’s all you have to do. After you get the
money, you leave the premises then do
whatever you like with the money and the car.
If anyone asks you how you got the car, after
today, tell them it was a gift from me. And if
police gives you trouble give them my
number.” The Colonel finished, stopping the
car and getting out.
The Colonel moved to the service lane of the
road while the Mechanic got into the driver
seat. He pressed the horn a few times and
was so excited to own a new car.
“Tuale!!!! Baba o!!! You are mouthed. Iyalaya!!!
Won gbe leko yi se! Awon omo covenant ma
ku. Olosho meta ati Ogidida!!! Lale yiii!!!!!
Let’s go to Moscow!!! Baba o!!!” The Mechanic
was saying and pressing his horn.
“Hey!!!” The Colonel said bending over at the
passenger window and showing him a finger.
“From now till you leave the filling station,
behave like a human being! Or else!!!! Am I
clear?” The Colonel warned.
“Oga mi, you clear pass pure water o.
Olorun!!!” The Mechanic said.
The Colonel frowned at him.
“Sorry sir. I will totally ‘behafe’ myself.” He
said and drove off.
The Colonel stopped a Danfo and entered it.
Shina approached the Black Honda. He could
not believe his eyes. They had monitored the
car all the way. This could not have
happened. How did the Colonel get out?
“Yes officer, what is happening here?” Shina
asked the man who stopped the Black Honda.
“Sir, I am guessing this car is stolen property.
He says it was a gift and the number he gave
is not going through.” The man replied.
“What about his papers? His license? Are his
documents complete?” Shina asked frowning.
“Everything is perfect sir.” The man answered.
“Olorun oba, Wahlai na dis kain tin na him dey
vex me pass wahlai. Wetin be dis na? Which
kain yawa be dis? I say dem give me gift, na
offense? Mo ma bora sibi yi o.”
Shina had a bug between his fingers. It was a
very tiny pin that he would insert into the
wrist of his target. It was the size of a rice
grain. Even experts had a hard time figuring it
out when it was inserted in a target’s body.
He approached the Mechanic and spoke to
him.
“Sorry for taking your time sir. But next time,
try and make sure that the number you have is
always reachable. Other police men may not
be this nice. Thank you for your time.” Shina
finished, outstretching his hand.
The mechanic took the hand and the shook.
As their hands met, Shina inserted the bug in
the mechanic’s wrist. The mechanic did not
notice a thing.
“Have a good day sir.” Shina said as the
mechanic entered the car,
“Thanks sir. Jabor lona fun mi jare. Olobe!” He
said to the man who stopped him.
He drove away.
“Let’s pack up boys. Today’s done.” Shina
said to the leader of the pack.
He got into his own car and started the
ignition. He picked his phone and called
Tawo.
“Target was not in the vehicle. He somehow
maneuvered his way and we lost him. I put a
tracker on his decoy. Trace it and have a man
on him.”
Ahmed was woken by a ringing bell. The bell
rang only in his room and the sitting room.
The ringing continued. He opened his front
door and stood at the entrance. He stared for
a long time at the person at the gate. The
man at the gate was looking like a hippie.
Dark shades, huge T-shirt, baggy jeans and
white trainers. He wore a hood over his head.
He looked like a mistake from a fashion book.
He was waving at Ahmed beckoning him to
come closer. Ahmed wasn’t scared. He just
did not want another mugger. He felt his gun
at his sides, covered by his pyjamas.
After serious thought he approached the gate,
all his senses alert.
He was at the gate and looked at the man. He
did not recognize him.
“How can I help you?” Ahmed asked the man.
The man pulled his dark shades a little low
just above his nose and said,
“Don’t you recognize me son?”
Ahmed opened his mouth, surprised.
Should I continue? Maybe I should stop posting this story. No comments and likes.

>>

It was around 4pm when I got a beep
from Biola Biola: whats up baby….how has your day
been? Me:On a lowkey jare….been home since
morning Biola:so, what have you been doing at
home? Me: Nothing jare..preparing for
tomorrow’s work Biola: Are you sure? Are you alone Me: Ahn..ahn, don’t you trust me? Forget
about the past now baby Biola: okay ooo Me: so, how far? What is the outcome of
the discussion? Biola: Still the same thing ooo Me: still the same thing as in? Biola: Dad said he is trying to protect
me that what is the tendency that what
happened will never happen again. He
said he cant trust you with his daughter
again Me: That is serious…so, what was
grandma’s response? Biola: It was serious argument and for
the first time in a long time popsy said
he wont listen to her on this issue Me:is it up to that? Biola: I was surprise too even mumsy
was, we had to start begging him
again..All of us Me: And he didn’t shift ground too? Biola: Iro..he didn’t ooo….. Me: So, what do we do now? Who do we
talk to again? Biola: Grandma has taken her decision,
she has fixed a date for our introduction
and she said it will happen in 6weeks
time in our house Me: And you think that will be possible? Biola: Definitely….Grandma was very
angry and you know she’s stubborn too.
Dad got that character from him, we are
on our way to see our pastor now sef Me: You and who? Biola: Me, Mumsy and
Grandma..Grandma said he want to see
him and talk to him, tell him about her
decision and to talk to my dad too Me: That is very good..that is a nice idea
because I know the pastor will let him
understand the consequences of not
listening to his own parent too Biola: Abi, I just pray all will be well… Me: All will be well dear, so where will
you be going from there? Biola: If not what I want to go and pick
at Ajao Estate, I would have love to
come straight forward because my
mind is not at peace knowing that my
credentials are there, what if someone
breaks into the house? Me: Yes..that is true sha, just don’t stay
long and don’t let it be night before you
come back Biola: Definitely…prepare dinner before
I come oo Me: dinner ke? Biola: Yes now…….. Me: okay, what do you want to eat? Biola: Amala Me: see your mouth like Amala, okay, it
will be ready before you come back
jhoor Biola:see you later dear Me: okay I stop chatting with Biola and was
praying for positive feedback from
where they went to. I was so sure their
pastor should be able to talk to her dad.
It was around 7pm, I started preparing
what we are going to eat, I finished cooking around past 8. I called Biola but
she didn’t pick, I thought maybe she
was busy or inside commercial bus that
she didn’t want to pick. I called again by 9pm but she wasn’t
picking, I wasn’t comfortable with her
not picking my call, I was still trying I
got a computer response that the
number was switched off. Up until
10pm, her number was not going, I didn’t even know where to go and look
for her because I don’t know the
outcome of their visit to the pastor, if
they all decided to go back home or if
she would be at Ajao Estate maybe they
left the pastor’s place late. I was thinking of it until slept off in the sitting
room.

To Be Continued…


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FREE CALL [Read it]


A man in hell asked devil: 'can i make a call to my wife? (after making call he asked how much to pay) devil:nothing.hell to hell is free.....ha ha ha


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One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.

– Scarlett JohanssonRelated



Tony and Tina die in a car accident on the eve of their
wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Akpos if they can still be married.



"Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right
back."



Six months pass and Akpos returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."



The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for
your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a
possibility that we can be divorced?"



To which St. Akpos answers, "if It took me six months to find a priest up
here – that means it will take eternity to  get a lawyer"




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Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby
apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.


Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy
but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse
because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so i quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can't swerve me this time. Give me the job.

Thank you,
Yours Truly,
Akpos Baba



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Akpos is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." 


When Akpos returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly twenty pounds. "Whao! That's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" 


Akpos nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." 


"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." 


"No, from all that skipping."


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Some things are just too funny when you think of it.i was in ma friendz place and we were about five.we sat on the rug in a round circle and was eating.meanwhile,nobody knew how this snake got into the centre were we dey chop.i told my friends to get hold of something to kill the snake.as we were about to hit the snake,NEPA took light...chaiiii!


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In lane 1. Passionate Lady

In lane 2. Bare Belly

In lane 3. Silk Panties

In lane 4. Conscience

In lane 5. Jockey Shorts

In lane 6. Clean Sheets

In lane 7. Thighs

In lane 8. Big Dick

In lane 9. Heavy Bosom

In lane 10. Merry Cherry


AND THEY’RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.

Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is knocking on the door.


AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It’s Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is moving in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.

Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.


AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.

Bare Belly is making a final push.

Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.


AT THE FINISH:

It’s Big Dick giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head…

Bare Belly shows…

Thighs weakens…

Heavy Bosom pulls up…

And Clean Sheets never had a chance…Related

akpors [Read it]


Don't Swallow Me
During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.
The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."
Akpos replies, "Don't worry ma, I don't eat goat meat."







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My Virgin story Episode 3

[]I was astonished at her response.
She looked at me laughing. She was winking and she had a mischievous smile on her face. Then she said.
"You should have said you liked my ass all this while we've been friends. Do you like touching my ass?"
For a while I was speechless. I was just looking at her, feeling the instrument in between my legs rising like a cobra whose tail had just been touched. I stammered, then stuttered and didn't know what to say.
Audience, you should understand my naivety here. i was just 17 years old and inexperienced sexually except for that brief episode with anty Tosin years ago, while she was at least two years older than me, so I was very shy. But I knew I was feeling sexually stimulated and the seductive look in her eyes made matters worse. Now I even noticed that she was putting on flimsy clothing. she was wearing a spaggetti top on tight shorts. when my hand touched her ass, i noticed that she was not wearing pants and that made me more sexually aroused and confused at the same time. I didn't know what to do.
Well, she eventually came to my rescue. laughing, she moved closer, hugged me and gave me a kiss in the neck. It was an erotic kiss that sent a shudder down my spine. then she whispered into my ear.
'Just touch me'
That was the last motivation i needed to spring into action. my hand sprung instantly to those twin round, butts. i started rubbing my hands on her big ass. Men, it was soft, it was crazy, i really felt it. She said i should tap her, that she liked it. So I tapped her butts, loudly but gently. I felt her bare skin through the shorts and that increased the sensation. All the time i was kneading her ass, she was caressing my face and kissing me softly on the neck which I liked. She moved on to the next level immediately. She removed her spag top remainning her bra. I wasted no time in placing my hands on those twin oranges and squeezing them through the bra. Unlike the butt, the breasts were not big but the nipples were thick and pointed. i stroke the nipples through the lacy fabric on the bra and she started making low, erotic sounds.
Audience, you should know I hadn't even started watching porn at that stage so didn't really know what to do with a woman in my hands but I was determined to follow her lead all the way and not be too forward. Yet I still doubted my ability to satisfy a woman.
I was really enjoying this,and i was sure she was enjoying it too. I left one hand to keep stroking the nipples and my right hand strayed back to her ass cos that was her biggest asset. I kept on tapping, caressing, and kneading and I was sure she was enjoying it too because of the sound she was making. I whispered into her ear that she should remove her shorts. She said no, the right time will come for that but that I can remove my jeans.
I quickly removed my jeans without leaving sight of her. It was only boxers now and my tea-shirt. My J-man was ramrod stiff. and I was a little shy that she was seeing me like that. she saw it and laughed. Then she moved forward slowly with her hand moving towards my boxers.
Suddenly her phone beeped.
Suddenly her phone beeped.
"sorry, let me pick that"she excused as I frowned in frustration.
She picked up her phone from the bed and started talking to someone in a local language which I believed was Edo. When she finished on the phone, I saw her face and i new instantly that all the passion had faded.
"It's my boyfriend from Aghor. He says he's in town now and he's coming to see me."
I was still trying to see the possibility of continuing our liaison.
"So, what do we do now?" I asked. There was a pleading tone in my voice.
She looked somber and serious, as if she was also sad that we should stop.
"Am sorry Lekan, we cannot continue. I think you better go now. He is already in town. He knows this place and he can arrive any moment from now. he is also very jealous."
My J-man began a slow descent until it became limp like an orange squeezed of all its juice. I wore my jeans slowly, making the anger in my eyes look quite obvious. I was hoping she would apologise and fix another appointment. She wanted to see me off, I said she shouldn't and she left me alone.
As I went back to school it occurred to me that the girl might be playing me, actually preying on my lack of sexual intelligence to play erotic games with me. Hell, I had a right to be angry. She never told me she had a boyfriend in the first place. But then I knew the answer to that. There was no need for her to tell me about her relationship back home since we are students in school and what was at home is better left at home. all the same I still felt hurt. In the next few days she called me several times, apparently to apologise and explain things but didn't pick her calls. I thought i was using reverse psychology, that by ignoring her, I would show I have value and would make her want me more. Well, it didn't work cos she stopped calling me after a few days and since then we ceased to be close again. we still greeted ourselves but the friendship was not deep like before and I regretted that I flunked at what could have been my first sex experience due to my inexperience.
Readers, what do u think I should have done, I need response

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Akpos goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"
She says "I have a boyfriend",
Akpos felt so embarrassed and he says "I have a math test".
The girl looks up and says "What's that got to do with anything?"
Akpos replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
Johnny goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"

She says "I have a boyfriend",

Johnny says "I have a math test".

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a woman use fish to cook portage yam nd her husband came back and started beating her, why she didn't use geshal like she use to,nd d neighbors came In for peacemaking.. d question is who is at fault?


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Jerry : "I want my money now!"
Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won`t pay you" *he pulled a gun n shot himself dead*
Jerry : "hahaha.....If u think u`ll get away with my money u r wrong, i`l follow u until u pay me!"
*he takes the gun n shot himself dead as well*
James : was watching from a distance he laughed n said : "these guys are funny, I must watch this till the end"..... *he also took the gun and killed him self!

Who is the most stupid out of them?







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Gardener: maesmond is fighting with Emma
Rose: what?(they ran.out)will you stop it. what is going on?
Mercy: is that what you are asking him?what is getting into that head of yours?
Desmond: nothing
Blessing: you want to injury him
Stephanie:: he is bleeding. what is wrong with you
Desmond: you,your stupidity;your foolishness;you always go about kissing people;I wonder the kind of person you are
Blessing: is it because Emma kissed her that is why you are angry?
Desmond: is it not her worthless self anything she wish to do just do it but go do i in your house. cheap girl
Stephanie: i don't want to get mad at you. are you hurt?am sorry
Desmond: (he pull her from him and slap her)i cant believe you are flirting in front of me
Stephanie: oh my God
Rose: are you MAD? don't you have respect for me?
Desmond: i am not;will you jus stay away from me
Beauty: Desmond
Blessing;let him go
Stephanie: i am sorry ma
Mercy::is not your fault

Desmond: i hate her,she is always making me feel bad
Beauty: is okay
Desmond: of cause it is (he drunk alcoholic wine)i want her to leave. i hate her. everyone is against me;i just want to leave
Beauty: i am here for you

Blessing: brother is always getting irritated nowadays at everyone
Stephanie: he is not;I did what was bad also. i wont had allow him do that to me
Blessing: is not your fault
Stephanie:: i will go apologies to him
Blessing: do you want to do that?
Stephanie: yes
Blessing: should i come with you?
Stephanie: no;don't worry
Blessing: alright

Desmond: will you really be here for me?
Beauty: of cause i will(she kissed him) i will always be here for you
Desmond: Beauty stop
Stephanie: what is going on here?
Desmond: what is your business
Stephanie: Desmond;you are....

Desmond: what is your business?just get out of here(he push her out)she got what she deserve. i am sorry;i really did not mean to make you cry but just once i did something bad;i hurt her,i really did not want to hurt her. i just wanted her to feel the pain i am going through
Beauty: is okay
Desmond: i am sorry Stephanie

Janet: why are yo crying?
Stephanie: nothing;i just want to easy my pain
Janet: what kind of pain?
Stephanie: is nothing i can't handle
Janet: is because if my grandson
Stephanie: no
Janet: don't pretend;you have feelings for him
Stephanie: no ma
Janet: don't lie to me. i know everything and i see that you are getting hurt
Stephanie: is nothing
Janet: if you say so;just know that i will always be here if you need someone to talk to
Stephanie: yes;i do but he doesn't after he asked me to be his girlfriend. no he didn't asked me to be his friend he only said he love and all of a sudden he broke up with me. i thought he was joking but it is the truth. he never did love me. i want to go home
Janet: if yo leave before weekend your mom is going t get mad at us for not taking care of you
Stephanie: don't worry i will talk to my mom about it and she will understand
Janet: please don't go for my sake
Stephanie: alright
Janet: thank
Stephanie: is nothing grandma

Rose: Jack talk to Desmond he is getting out of hand
Desmond: i am getting out of hand because the fact that i am correcting someone yo put in your house that is flirting?what if she get pregnant what will you do?
Mercy: will you just shut up and stop pulling your frustration on others
Desmond: d you think i am frustrated
Mercy: of cause you are
Desmond: don't you dare provoke me
Jackson: will you all keep your mouth shut and give me some little respect
Mercy: sorry dad
Jackson: better;now tell me what happen
Rose: i really don't know what happen when the went out for shopping
Mercy: dad;the things is that some boy at the mall was assaulting Stephie and Blessing asked Emma to pretend to be her boyfriend but Emma mistakenly....
Desmond: do what?
Mercy: kissed her and i don't know how Desmond heard about it and start fighting him. embarrassing everyone (Jackson laughed) dad;why are you laughing
Jackson: is funny
Desmond: what is funny
Jackson: son;you are just like me. i got jealous when a boy held your mom's hand and i hit him
Desmond: i am not jealous i am just try to protect mom from that woman. so that she will never get mad at her;if her daughter get pregnant
Jackson: really son? or you don't like sharing your precious possession especially that girl
Desmond: dad
Jackson: is alright;i will be inside
Blessing: dad;you are taking this thing likely. he even hit her
Jackson: don't worry about it. both of them will settle their differences;Rose come with me
Rose: alright
Stephanie: Beauty;i learn that you share same charger with me;can i get yours
Beauty: no you can't
Stephanie: are you making it of it
Beauty: no but i don't share my things with stranger
Stephanie: but i thought you are my friend
Beauty: i am not your friend and i can never be your friend. stay away from me and go to your family. no matter what you do,he will never like you. you are not good enough for him leave
Stephanie: what do i do to you?why do you hate me so much?
Beauty: i don't;just leave. stop making his life miserable;since you came into his life,it is one bad thing after another. you took him to that place that only God know and when he return he is no long himself all because of you. leave
Stephanie: i am sorry;i never meant to hurt him
Beauty: rubbish but you did. excuse me

Emma: why are you sitting here all alone crying?
Stephanie: i am not crying;i just wish i could make it up to him
Emma: who
Stephanie: am i a bad person?am i been selfish
Emma: you are not;you are kind and lovable
Stephanie: i don't think so. i would had set him free;i would had accepted that he doesn't want me any more;i would had stop this foolishness i call love;i would had kept to my word that i will never fall in love with him but i am sorry i just can't hold on to it
Emma: i know he love and please go inside is about to rain
Stephanie: i will be fine and how is your injury?
Emma: i am okay now
Stephanie: good;take care of yourself
Emma: i will
Mercy: where is Desmond
Blessing: i don't know
Rose: and where is Stephanie
Blessing: i really don't know;she is not even in my room
Rose: go look for them
Blessing: i think they should be in the building because it is raining outside (she look outside)mom;look at her outside the rain
Rose: what is wrong with her?go get the umbrella and cover her
Blessing: i will mom;Stephanie;why are yo under the rain?do you want yo fall sick
Stephanie: no;i just want to enjoy natural water falling from the sky directly on me
Blessing: go on change into something nice
Stephanie: i will
Blessing: you are funny
Beauty: why did you stay under the rain?
Beauty: really or you just want to easy your pain
Desmond: i and Stephanie use to play under the rain when we were in school and also in that village. she will always shout out her problem and she will ran and asked me to catch her . this is our first time of experience rain in town but it seems we are so far yet so close. i love her but everyone want me to stay away from her. i will rather continue seeing her in school than loss her completely
Beauty: you are confusing me
Desmond: i told her i love her and she accepted but...
Beauty: why the but?
Desmond: is nothing;i realise that mom doesn't like her and i don't want her getting hurt
Beauty: you can replace her with someone else at least you replace Gina with her
Desmond: i can't
Beauty: why?
Desmond: i never really love her as a wife but as a friend. i was thinking that some day;i would love her and make mom happy but i realise that i don't have to put others feelings before mine. i deserve to be happy and my happiness doesn't lies with Georgina;so i decided to stop hurting myself

Beauty: you are still hurting yourself
Desmond: is just for now. maybe someday when fate stop playing on us;we might end up together
Beauty: is okay
Desmond: thanks for always been here to listen to my bullshit and giving me;your shoulder to cry on even if i will not be able to repay you;i pray that girl will give you a perfect husband that will take good care of you and love you completely
Beauty: funny you
Desmond: i am serious
Beauty: i heard you. i go ahead

Stephanie: can we talk?
Desmond: talk about what?
Stephanie: can i sit?
Desmond: is up to you and please be fast about it
Stephanie: before now we use to be best of friends;you yell me everything your worse and happy moment;when you are going through pains when something is bothering you but now it seems that we lost everything even our friendship. i never meant for all this to happen but we can still be friends
Desmond: no we can't;i don't want to give you false hope. i want you to be strong for yourself. you don't always have to depend on me
Stephanie: is it that bad that we cant be friends nothing more
Desmond: i have make up my mind and don't try to make me change it
Stephanie: okay
Desmond: excuse me

Stephanie: why did you break up with Me?
Desmond: what kind of question is that?
Stephanie: answer me;is it because you want to or because someone made you do it?
Desmond: you have too much on your head and you keep saying rubbish. can i have my bracelet
Stephanie: why?please don't take it away from me
Desmond: give it to me
Stephanie: do you want yo give it to Beauty
Desmond: is not your business
Stephanie: i don't have it now;i will give it to you later
Desmond: alright


Stephanie: Beauty;mom is calling you
Beauty: alright(she wipe her tears)
Stephanie: are you crying?
Beauty: why should i cry?when i am not the one going through pains
Stephanie: if you say so. why is the pool not bright
Beauty: chemical is pour on it to purify it
Stephanie: oh!i wish i can swim
Beauty: you can always do so many the pool is pure
Stephanie: i am scared and i don't know how to
Beauty: okay
Stephanie: wait;does it meant that mean that we are friends now
Beauty: no way

Stephanie: i really don't need your friendship(she left and return)are you back?
Beauty: what kind of silly question is that?mom;wasn't look for me. what were you thinking lying yo me;you witch
Stephanie: stop;she said i should call you and stop calling me names
Beauty: if i do what will you do?(she slapped her)what will you do prostitute
Stephanie: what did you call me?
Beauty: you heard me right(she pushed her into the pool) oh my God
Stephanie: help;help(Beauty ran)please don't leave me here
Blessing: what is wring with you?watch where you are going to
Gardener: ma;Stephanie is drowning
Mercy: what?Desmond;somebody help us
Desmond: why are you shouting
Rose: can't i have rest in my house

Monalisa: no oh!my daughter
Nancy: what is going on with you?you kept having nightmare after another even during the day. don't you think your conscience is disturbing you?
Monalisa: i don't know;i have to see my daughter. is like she is in danger
Nancy: if you say so;go see her and come back with her
Monalisa: i will

Blessing: mom;Stephie is drowning
Desmond: what?(he run outside)
Beauty: mom;please stop him;chemical is pour in the pool
Rose: what?(they all run outside)no my son
Blessing: mom;why is he not coming out?






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Cheating Wife [Read it]


A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.

His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip-toed and touches her boobs, the wife responded, "you've dropped my stupid husband so fast? Don't rush we have the whole weekend to spend together, I'm praying that the plane crashes so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life!"

She notice the person was quiet, she washed her face and saw her husband standing in front of her.

IF YOU WERE THE HUSBAND/WIFE WHAT WILL YOU DO?


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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. Akpos says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same Akpos says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends Akpos out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

Akpos shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

Lols, One word for Akpos....


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old lady [Read it]


Two girls take a walk one evening.

They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.

They notice she isn't wearing any panties.

"Is it cooler without panties?" they ask.

She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but all i know is that it keeps the flies off the watermelon."


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Mere baare me jyada mat sochna. Bill me aata hun, samajh me nahi.

~ Service TaxRelated

Santa puts in his papers.

Boss: Why are you leaving?

Santa : I have vaginal problems.

Boss : But you’re a man!

Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!

Happy Boss Day!Related

Teacher said; The 1st person to answer my question
will go home early.
Akpos Threw His Bag Outside.
Teacher asked; Whose bag is that?.
Akpos answered; It's mine. Bye!
One word for Akpos.



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In one of the other counts, the judge was accused of attempting to receive gratification in the sum of N25m from one Sani Shaibu Teidi on February 21, 2014.

Justice Ademola was also said to have on January 5, 2015 in his capacity as a public servant “corruptly received from Joe Odey Agi a BMW Saloon 320i valued at N8,500,000 through your son, Ademide Ademola, as gratification in the exercise of your official functions as the judge of the Federal High Court of Nigeria”.

The prosecution also accused the judge of “dealing with property subject matter of an offence” by transferring N85m and N90m, totalling, N175m to Franco Dan Parker on February 24, 2014.

Shit happens. I mean, look at your face.Related

CONFESSION
EPISODE 6

I knew it was very wrong of
me to steal the money.I knew
fully well that the money
belonged to people and i
equally knew she would suffer
for it.I counted the money in a
secret corner of the house.
It summed up N20,000.I
smiled.I couldn’t wait to meet
up with Buchi so he could help
me get the most anticipated
phone.
I got to school very early that
morning but Buchi wasn’t in
school yet.I fidgeted as i
scanned the students trooping
in,in twos and in threes.I was
searching for Buchi.I waited in
vain that morning for him but
he was nowhere to be found.I
was afraid of loosing the
money.Most of my classmates
were good criminals.And
moreover,i wouldn’t like any of
my teacher to find out i had
such an amount of money with
me.They must surely report me
to the school and to my
parents if they do,and that
means trouble for me.
It was after the morning
assembly that Buchi came.I
wondered why he came late.It
was unlike him.I called him
aside.
“Buchi please i need your help.I
want to buy a phone”I told
him.
He looked at me suspiciously.
“Don’t you know it requires
money?”he asked.
“I have it.i have the money with
me.let us go now”i replied.I
could read the suprise and
confusion written all over him.
“how did you get the money?”i
heard him ask.
“I have been saving it for long”i
lied.
“How much is it?”he asked.
“N20,000.i hope it will be
enough”i said.
He nodded like an agama
lizard.
We set out of the school that
morning,though classes were
on.
We took a bike down to a place
where phones were sold.
I bought buchi’s type of
phone.It cost me 16, 000.I
never knew the phone could
be that expensive.
Buchi taught me how to
transfer something from one
phone to another.He was the
first person that taught me
how to use what he called
bluetooth.I transfered all the
pornographic movies and
pictures from his phone into
my own phone.I was happy.I
watched the sex videos with
great pleasure.I always hid the
phone from everybody.
I only brought it out whenever
i was in a secluded place.
Few days later,my step mother
called us all to ask if any of us
took money from her
room.Everybody said no.I had
to say no too.She was
crying,searching for the
missing money all over her
room.She explained that the
women wanted to buy new
wrappers for the august
meeting and so,they needed
the money under her care.
I felt sorry for her.I didn’t
know what the poor woman
would do.
As i watched and enjoyed the
porn videos,i felt the urge to
try out some of those things i
have been watching.I felt an
inner power pushing me to
pratice what i have been
watching


>>

Detective Ahmed Haruna woke
up startled. His phone had been
ringing nonstop. He felt his head
banging. He picked the call.
“Hello. What? When? How?” he
asked with a very croaky voice.
He listened for about two
minutes then replied,
“Oh my God!” He said sitting up
and continued, “Keep a
perimeter around the crime
scene. No one takes or touches
anything till I get there. You
understand? I will be there in
twenty minutes.” He hung up.
He took his wristwatch from the
bedside table and checked the
time. 6:37 am. He looked behind
him. Rita was fast asleep, covered
up under the duvet. They had
had a wild night, getting high on
weed and alomo bitters before
engaging in different s3x
positions. She came twice riding
him while he later turned her
and came into her from behind.
They slept off thereafter. She was
his tonic after a very hard day’s
job. They always met in her
house every Saturday night. She
looked so angelic. He did not
want to wake her but he had no
choice. He tapped her gently. She
stirred but did not wake. He
tapped her again, adding a little
more force this time around. She
turned, opening her eyes slowly.
“Hmmm…what is it honey?” Rita
asked.
“Do you have some aspirins in
the house?”
“Yes I do. In the Kitchen.”
Ahmed got up Unclad and went
into the kitchen to get the
aspirins. Rita began to get h0rny
under the sheets. The sight of
Ahmed’s perfect round as5 and
great body always drove her
crazy. He returned with the
aspirin and a glass of water. She
licked her lips at the sight of his
huge d1ck and his perfect abs.
Ahmed took the drugs and
accompanied it with water. He
sat on the edge of the bed, his
back to her, his muscles ripping.
She touched his skin. He did not
move. She continued, tracing her
hands to the side of his chest
and caressing his nippl3. He
turned to face her. Then he
kissed her on the lips. She
responded, moving close to him
and wrapping her arms around
his neck. He disengaged the kiss
and pecked her on the forehead.
He moved away from the bead
and got his briefs from the floor.
He wore them.
“What are you doing? Where are
you going?” Rita asked, a frown
appearing on her very pretty
face.
“Duty calls honey. I have to go.”
Ahmed replied. He was wearing
his jeans now.
“Should I make breakfast for
you?” She asked.
“I can’t tell. Looks like a serious
case. I will call you baby.”
He finished wearing his clothes
and gave Rita a light kiss on the
lips. He got his car keys and left
Rita’s house.
He got to Law School Bus Stop to
meet a small crowd of people
already at the scene. He made his
way through the curious crowd
shoving his ID card in their faces
as he screamed “Make way.
Excuse me, leave the road
please.” Even if he did not have
his ID card on him, his
intimidating stature and his
rough face was enough for any
sane person to leave the way. His
face was harsh and strong with
his forehead having permanent
wrinkles. His voice was throaty
and hoarse, his lips black from
marijuana smoking. He had very
broad shoulders with rippling
biceps. He stood at 6ft. 5inches
and always wore very tight black
shirts.
He bent and got into the yellow
tape area. The medics where
talking to a few pressmen and
some other officers where
huddling around the crime scene
looking for more evidence. There
was a body by the lagoon in
white cloth. He moved close to
the body and bent down. He
pulled away the white cloth. The
white, lifeless and decaying body
of Agent Mercy stared him in the
face. He removed his dark shades
and looked at the body closely.
He saw the gunshot wound. He
looked at her hair, her face. He
was looking at her arms when
he noticed something. All her
jewelry was not touched. All
except her wristwatch. He called
for a forensic agent.
“Get me a UV torch and some
gloves.” He commanded.
He took out two white gloves
from the pack handed to him
and collected the UV torch. He
put it on and scanned her wrists.
There were distinct finger prints
on her wrist where her wrist
watch has been.
“Where is Tunde!!!?” He
screamed at no one in particular.
Tunde came out of the police van
parked beside the ambulance
inside the crime scene. He had
been making a phone call.
“Let me call you back please.” He
hurriedly hung up.
“Good Morning sir. Seen anything
spooky?” Tunde said bending
beside Ahmed.
He ignored the greeting.
“Do you notice anything?”
Ahmed asked pointing the torch
at her wrist and using his finger
to show him what he meant.
“No sir.” Tunde said.
“Look harder, dumb head.”
Ahmed said angrily.
“Oh, I see them now. Finger
prints.” Tunde said animatedly.
“I want you to do this yourself.
Get me those prints by 12 noon.
Do not give this to your boys to
handle. This is a sensitive case. If
you do, I will find out and I will
have you controlling traffic by
Monday. Am I clear?” Ahmed
threatened.
“Crystral clear sir.”
Tunde waved at one of his boys
and they brought him a small
white plastic bag. He handed it to
Ahmed.
“This was found while the boys
were looking for evidence at the
bank of the lagoon. Seems like
the bullet that did the job.”
Tunde said.
Ahmed took the plastic bag,
opened it and put the bullet in
his palm, rolling it over.
“This bullet was fired from a .23
automatic pistol. Out of
circulation. Silenced. You can tell
from the charred edges. I will
keep this.” He said to Tunde,
putting the bullet back in the bag
and into his pocket and
continued, “Comb the entire
perimeter. Let me know when
you find anything.” He finished,
getting up and pulling off the
gloves.
He walked away from the scene,
got into his car and dialed a
number adding *4567# behind
it. It was a secure line. Only he
and 3 other agents could call the
line. It was the direct line for the
Head of Intelligence Operations.
“Ma, it was Agent Mercy. She had
been compromised. I have some
leads. Give me 8 hours ma. Thank
you.”
He hung up.

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Don't Climb [Read it]


A young girl was leaving for school when her mum called her and said, "Tope! Do not allow any man to climb on top of you because if he did, he would be disgracing your family."


She replied, "Ok mum." and left for school.


During the holidays, she came back home and her mum asked her...            


MUM: I hope no man climbed on top of you and disgrace our family as I warned?                                                                   


GIRL: No mum. Only one tried climbing me, but I quickly turned him over and I disgraced his family instead.


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Error [Read it]


A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their
computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the
ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long
enough.


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BROKEN SEAL
Episode 26
By Owoeye Extinate Ayodeji

“Namaste” i greeted
sarcastically when opened the
door.
Me: come in please.
Ella: you never told me you
speak hindu (smiling).
Me: uhm yeah, i actually learnt
it from the moment you started
dressing like an Indian woman.
*laughs*
me: I miss you alot Ella.
Ella: I miss you much
more….you’ar gonna make it
up to me for causing me to
miss you this much.
Me: hmmm…. How about we go
out tomorrow?
Ella: to where?
Me: you name it, resort, horse
riding, yacht station etc. your
wish is my command ma’am.
Ella: why don’t we go to a
sculptoring and painting shop?
Me: thats okay by me, as long
as you’d love it.
Ella: so how did it go?…..the
exhibition.
Me: (should i tell her about
Nikky?) it went well dear. I
told her somethings about the
event but completely kept her
in the dark about Nikky. We
had a nice time as usual. She
prepared dinner, we ate before
i drove her home.
_______
I drove to Ella’s home after
work today. Ma’am kate wasn’t
home, according to Ella, she
went to the market. Ella and I
drove to the painting &
sculptor shop. I must say the
artiste is an expert, he sculpted
out our images like a digital
camera would. After the paint
dried up, we paid the artiste
and left his shop.
Me: Why don’t we do a little
shopping? Am bored of being
bored.
Ella: you mean am boring?
Me: hahahaha not my point, i
just feel we should visit a
shopping mall today.
Ella: you’ar on the wheels
right? Drive on!!!
***********************
Memories of my first meeting
with Ella flashed back in my
mind. Perharps its ‘coz we’ar at
the same supermarket.
Everything felt like it just
happened yesterday. I can’t
believe i fell in love with an
arrog….. No she isn’t arrogant,
shes Ella, the sweetest lady you
can ever meet on planet earth.
I pushed the trolley while Ella
did most of the shopping. Just
then i heard…..
Voice: wow baby we meet
again. It was Nikky!!! Thank
heavens Ella left for the rest
room seconds ago.
Me: you live in Manila?
Nikky: aint you happy to see
me?
Me: i’d have been happy but
you killed it, am not
your….ba….baby, let no one
hear that from you, got it?
Nikky: okay got it, all i know is
i love you, and you love me
too!!!
Me: I what? I never loved you
and never would I!!! Get that
into your gaddamned brain.
Nikky: (smiling rather
devilishly) we love each other,
you can’t deny that, Isaiah.
Me: i……
Ella: baby who is she?
WTF! Ella?!! For how long have
she been standing here? Was
she eavesdropping? OMG there is trouble,what
do I tell her

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A boy nd a girl [Read it]


Girl: (cryin so biterly) dis guy is a bastard infact he wil never succed
Boy: wat did he do to you?
Girl: he removed my cloth
Boy: (removed the girl cloth) u mean like this?
Girl: yes.
Boy: you don't need to call him bastard for that.
Girl: he kised me
Boy: (he kissed the girl) you mean like this?
Girl: yes
Boy: you dont need to call him bastard for that.
Girl: He had sex with me
Boy: (he started having sex with the girl after he finished) u mean like this?
Girl: yes
Boy: you don't need to call him a bastard for that.
Girl: he has AIDs
Boy: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, is a real bastardicious


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A boy was asked by his teacher to name four livingthings. the boy stud up and answer correctly by naming goat, lion, cow and sheep. Correct says the teacher. After two minutes the teacher come again and ask the same boy to name four non livingthing. The boy say it an opposite of the past question example of non living things are dead goat, dead sheep, dead lion and dead cow. Is the boy wrong or not? .... ????????????????????


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#JUST FOR LAUGHS:

If animals and insects in Naija were on facebook:
Mosquito’s Wall Post:

Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.

Comments:

a. Kai, see f**k up, dem don on gen for my end.

b. Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house.

Dog’s Wall Post:

Na wa oh….. I never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me.

*Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.

Comment:

My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey… I just dey time am, one day I go bite am.

Continue part*****

I might have sleft off while thinking,I look around me to see if I have been dreaming but no I wasn't it was real, I took my phone and found ten missed calls from Mimi, I could have called her back but I was too sacred to call, what if lmada has told her everything and she is just calling to hear my side of the story or maybe cut of the wedding,I was just confused I try to comfort myself but it wasn't working,who do I call the only person that knows of my secret was my friends and my parents but I can't call them now,I was till in my thought when my doorbell ring,I look at the time it was 7:30 who could be looking for me by this time and why will my gateman open up for someone when I haven't given him the permission to do so, well that's me for you I don't allow visitors that much.

I got up sluggishly and went to open the door,just as I feared mimi was standing at my door looking at me with a weary eyes, it seems she has been crying. "Is it true" she asked,at once I knew lmada have told her,there was nothing to hide anymore I looked at her in silents, "tell me is it true that you where the once that raped my sister,answer me" she was at the top of her voice ,I just didn't know what to say I left her at the door and went inside, she followed me shouting, I tried to find the words to say but I couldn't find any, she was till shouting asking me questions, my head was ringing so loud,it was like durm is been played inside my head,with the shouting of mimi it was like adding patrol to fire, "tell me uyi" she kept saying, "yes I did it" I didn't even know when that came out, she kept quite at once "I am so sorry mimi, but I can explain" tear was now gathering around my eyes,I tryed to hold her but she push me away then start working to the door "mimi" my heart was beating so fast, she turned, I can see the tear rolling down her cheek "I thought we would be happy together but I was wrong" she look at her finger and removed the ring, i would see my world crashing down,she put it on my couch, "mimi please don't do this please" I can see myself crying "it over uyi don't ever come near me ever again" she left immediately, is this really happening, I try to stop the tear that was falling from my eyes but it seems I was wasting my energy because the tear itself wants to come out,I sat on the floor,Is this my punishment,my body was on fire and I needed to cool down, I got up took my car key that was when I saw the ring,I pick it up and place it in my pocket.

I couldn't remember when last I went to a bar but I really need it,I drank some few bottles of Heineken then I went home,I won't say I was drank but I know I was high,but not too high not to be able to drive home,as soon as I got home I landed on the bed and I was off to another planet.

I woke up the next day at about 8:30 I wasn't sure of going to work that day,I pick my phone and called mimi but she wasn't replying,I even sent her an SMS but till no response,I lay on my bed not knowing what to done next,I later got up took my bath,I wasn't hungry ,I put the ring on my necklace to keep it close to my heart I wasn't giving up on mimi I have to try to get her back.

I came out of my house and was about to enter my car when I saw some group of police men of about four walked passed my gateman and came to me. "Good morning sir are you Mr uyi omorodion " one of the police man asked, "yes how may I help you"I just pray it isn't what am thinking, "you are invited to the station for questioning please kindly come with us", (invitation to the police station where e for dey happen),I kingly obeyed them I really don't want them to drag me like a criminal, two of them drove with me while the other two drove alone.

I know deep down this wasn't just an invitation so I have to go full prepared, I called my lawyer immediately who told me he will meet up with me there, I knew with my lawyer on my side nothing bad could happened, his name is Barr.Wilson,he is one of the top lawyers in Abuja, I just hope this has nothing to do with lmada.

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my joke [Read it]


*When Usain Bolt chases u with
a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur
own don finish.
*When u give beggar #500
note instead
of #50.
*When soldier punish u finish
come release u
make u dey go, u come climb ur
bike come shout
"officer thunder fire u" and ur
bike no come gree
start again.
*When u dey inside bus, buy 1
gala and the
seller
run
wit N950 change...
*When you post on Facebook
"My boss is an
idiot"
and ur boss like ur post.
No just go work tomorrow.
*When u read this, laugh and
didn't drop a
comment
JUST DELETE THIS JOKE FROM YOUR
HEAD.


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Sai Baba [Read it]


my neighbor went to buy suya from on Aboki in our area. wanting to impress the Aboki so that he gets more meat, he then said "Aboki Say Baba". Hahaha my neighbor is still in the hospital till now.

Drop your condolence


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Dil Mein Hum Ek Hi Jazbe Ko Samoyein Kaise;

Ab Tujhe Paa Ke Yeh Uljhan Hai Ke Khoyein Kaise;


Zehen Chhalni Jo Kiya Hai, To Yeh Majboori Hai;

Jitne Kaante Hain, Woh Talwon Mein Piroyein Kaise;


Hum Ne Maana Ki Bahut Dair Hai Hashar Aaney Tak;

Chaar Janib Teri Aahat Ho To Soyein Kaise;


Kitni Hasrat Thi, Tujhe Pass Bitha Kar Rote;

Ab Yeh Mushkil Hai, Tere Samne Royein Kaise!Related
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