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BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 9 (STORY BY DINDY)
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........MEAN WHILE OUT SIDE THE EMERGENCY ROOM>OPERATION ROOM.......
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian's dad got to his car and he met Julian sleeping;like a baby.
Julian's dad:" Julian,Julian,Julian",he called his daughter julian while his head was bent down at the driver's window side and his eyes looking in with both hands placed on the car's top.
[WRITER TALKING]=> Julian didn't respond at all,she was in another world,a world where anything can be possible,a world where everything had power to do anything,a world where you can do as you wish,a world that is owned by only you,a world where the blind can see,the disable can walk,a world where you rule the land and you are the boss of the world,a world where your real ambition comes true,THE DREAM WORLD.
....MEAN WHILE IN JULIAN'S DREAM.....
[WRITER SPEAKS ] Julian was talking to her dad in the car when suddenly.....
Police:"sir please step out with your hands in the air",said the police man,pointing a gun at Julian's dad.
Julian's dad:"sir what did I do wrong?",he asked raising both hands upwards in the car, obeying the officer.
Julian:"dad what is really going on",she asked him with fear on her face.
Police officer:"sir I won't tell you again",he said moving back and pushing his finger back a little, indicating that he was going to shoot if he tries any funny moves.
Police officer:"please step out,i am giving you your last warning",he said,using his left hand to support his right hand which held the gun.
Julian's dad:" Sir please don't shoot",he said as he opened the door of his car and stepped out, putting his left leg first with his hands up.
Julian:" what is happening dad?",she asked her dad with her heart beating fast.
Julian's dad:"I don't know dear",he said as he stepped out of his car fully.
Police officer:"please slowly turn around and place your hands on top of the car",he said still holding his gun properly.
Julian's dad:"ok sir",he said doing what he was told to do.
Police officer:" Sir you are under arrest for the death of the young man you brought here",he said bringing out the handcuffs which was hung on his trouser,then he used it to lock Julian's dad hands behind his back, and then he searched him.
Julian's dad:"so shit!,"he said,shaking his head.
Julian's dad:"after all i did to make sure that he makes it out alive,it was all a waste",he said looking down as tears come down his eyes.
Julian:"how can that be,but he was alive when we got here",she said.
Julian:"no it can't be,please let my dad go",she said in disbelief as she made attempt to come down from the car.
Police officer:"please lady remain where you are,do not try to make any funny attempt or i will take you down with my gun",he said as he pointed the gun at Julian with his right hand and his left hand on the back of Julian's dad.
Julian:"ok,okay,I will stay,I won't make a move",she said as tears from her soul ran down her eyes.
Police officer:" This is officer David speaking,I have catch the criminal who knocked down the young man,he was even trying to escape from me but I shoot him in the leg",he said placing his left hand on his right shoulder and talking to the transmission radio which was on it.
Voice from the transmission Radio:" Good work David,please make sure you come to the court immediately with the murderer",the voice said.
Police officer:"Ok sir",he said smiling and removing his left hand from his right shoulder.
Police officer:" An officer can't be a liar, so mr choose the leg you would like for me to shoot,and I give you to the count of three to do so , if you don't choose,I will shoot you on both legs",he said moving back with his gun still pointing at Julian's dad.
Julian's dad:" I, I, I, I, I, I ",he was stammering because of the fear he had all up in his bones.
Julian:" Please don't shoot my dad please don't",she said in a deep emotional tone making tears walk down her eyes.
Police officer:" Shut up lady or I shoot you",he said pointing the gun at Julian then back to her dad.
Police officer:" Sir choose now",he said.
Julian's dad:"sir, sir, sir please",he begged stammering.
Police officer:"1,2,3,time out".he said as he shot him on both legs.
Julian:"ahhhhhhh!",she screamed with more tears in her eyes.
Julian's dad:"my legssssssss",he said as he fell to the ground...........

...... BACK IN REAL LIFE> AT THE OPERATION ROOM.....
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> All hopes were lost,the doctor and nurses looked at the heart pulse reading machine and watched as life passed away right in front of them. The doctor was about to tell the nurses to cover him up when suddenly his pluses began to read.
Nurse 5:"Doctor he is still alive",she said with a smile.
Doctor:"ah thank God",he said feeling happy to know that he didn't give up.
Doctor:"everyone to your position",he said as the nurses went to there various positions.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> A nurse stood beside the doctor,another stood close to the heart pulse reading machine,and another stood beside the instruments that will be used in the operation,the other which stayed close to the oxygen cylinder right beside the drip, injected a pain relief drugs into Celestin body,while the other which was at the head of the bed adjusted the light to be properly set for the operation.
Doctor:"are you all set?",he asked.
Nurses:"yes,yes sir,yea,yes sir,yea",they all said simultaneously.
Doctor:"good,now i pray he survives this operation",he said as he turned to collect a scissor from the nurse beside him.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Now it was time for the operation,and Celestin's life was not on a 50/50 chance but it was on a 10/90,10 for life and 90 for death,his life depended on God,and his strength to survive...........to be continue......story by dindy.........whatsapp number:07087750433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi.......Skype: 07087750433 or [email protected]
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who funny past [Read it]


[11:04 AM]: Who is the funniest? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi... 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept 4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news reader. 5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills... 6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.. 9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. 10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it... 11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe 11.A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am.... 12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...


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Oke serve the food, they eat together, Aderoke was not able to control herself from eating too fast because of too much hunger, Oke noticed this, but he is a man of understanding, he didn't see as a glutton but as someoe who need. When she finished eating the food while Oke was still eating, he did not ask if she is satistfied or not, he just gave her another bowl of fufu and okra soup, but this time she refuse to take it.
Aderonke: I'm satistfied .
Oke: don't be shy.
Aderonke: you have always been my hero whenever I am in problem. Thank you very much, may God bless you aboundantly. But why is it that you are the one that always come to my aid?
Oke: This is more than a coincidence, I think we are meant to be together and be protecting each other.
(there is silence in the room for short time)
Aderoke: what about your girl friend?
Oke: my girl friend? which girl friend?
Aderoke: the one you bought those cloths for.
Oke: you mean those ones? I bought them for my younger sister at the village .
IS THIS LOVE?

>> Episode 5 -

Akpos Wife Went To Meet A Doctor Becos Her Husband[akpos] Did Not Like Sex.The Doctor Gave Her Some Pills And Said That She Shud Add Only I Pill A day To Her Husband Tea Or Drinks.She Did Wat The Doctor Said And She Enjoyed The Sex Akpos Had With Her.For Two Weeks,she Keep Adding A Pill To His Drinks,Until One Day She Decided To Empty All The Pill Into His Drink.Akpors Came Home And Drank The Tea And He Went Hungry 4 Sex..........After Some Day The Doctor Called The Woman,it Was Akpos Son That Picked The Call.The Doctor Asked Small Akpos That How Is His Mum And Day.Small Akpos Replied Crying "See Doctor.Mum Is In A State Of Coma At The Hospital,Our Housemaid As Ran Away,My Ass Hurts And Dad Is In The Street Naked Running After Every Chicken And Dogs"...Doctor Fainted


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BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 12 (STORY BY DINDY)
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Celestin’s dad: “Son listen to me; do you want to continue with your life of sorrow and pain in the world of the living? Do you wish to continue with your suffering on earth? Don’t you miss I and your mum?”, he questioned celestin.
Celestin: He stopped for a moment then replied back, “Dad I don’t want to continue with such life, I miss both of you badly”.
Celestin: “I miss the feeling I usually have each time you chase me, I miss the times when mum kisses me on my soft cheek, I miss having fun with you dad, I miss the sight of you coming back from your travel with gifts in your hands, I miss it when you call my name”, he said as tears rolled down his eyes; like rolling stones from a valley.
Celestin’s dad: “I know son, I miss the call of ‘dad’ from your lips, I miss the fun we always had, I miss the games we played each summer”, he said.
Celestin’s dad: “Son I miss you more than you think; I miss you so badly and so does your lovely mum, please son come to me”, he said with both hands opened and with a smile that can engulf ones heart.
Celestin: Still facing backwards With tears in his eyes he spoke in pain, ” dad i wish we could be together forever for eternity but (head facing upwards) dad nothing can make me change my mind”.
Celestin: “No matter what you say to me or what you do, I won’t change my mind, (head facing downwards) goodbye dad when my time comes I will see you again”, he said walking away……
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Just as he was walking back to the land of the living a voice called out his name in a caring and loving manner.
VOICE: “CELESTIN!”, shouted the voice.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> The voice sounded so familiar to his hearing which made him turn back to see the image of the voice that called him.
Celestin: ” mum!”, he shouted with disbelief together with more tears and happiness in his soul.
Celestin’s mum: ” yes son it’s me your loving mum”, she said smiling.
Celestin: ” mum why did you leave me when I needed you in my life?”, he questioned her with his mouth and with the tears that ran down his face.
Celestin’s mum: ” son I am truly sorry but I couldn’t hold on to life any more, I was too weak to carry on, but son I am here and we will spend time together for eternity”, she said walking forward to celestin with a smile.
Celestin: ” mum the day you left I and dad; I wasn’t able to do anything again in life, I almost killed myself with a pen”, he said as tears moved down his eyes and as he made little ant steps to meet his mum.
Celestin’s mum: ” son I know, I was there right beside you”, she said walking closer to celestin.
Celestin: ” (He stopped) if you were there mum why didn’t you stop me?”, he asked looking at his mum with little anger.
Celestin’s mum: “son I stopped you son but you never knew”, she said as she stood in front of him.
Celestin: ” how mum (tears), how did you stop me (more tears)?”, he asked hoping to get an answer.
Celestin’s mum: “I spoke to you through your heart son”, she said.
Celestin: ” (crying) but mum I needed your presence more mum”, he said as he knelt down with both hands and face on the ground and tears dropping down from his face to the ground.
Celestin’s mum: ” (bends down and raises Celestin’s head up) son please don’t cry, I am here now with you, no one can separate us now”, after those words came out her mouth she hugged him.
Celestin: “(still crying) I miss you so much mum”, he said hugging his mum.
Celestin’s mum: “I miss you too son”, she said.
Celestin’s mum: “stand up son and come with me”, she said standing up and pulling Celestin’s right hand up.
Celestin: “(cleans of the tears from his eyes) no mum I can’t come with you”, he said as he removed his right hand from the hold of his mum and stood up on his own.
Celestin: ” mum I am sorry but I can’t come with you, mum nothing can change my mind, not even you mum”, he said walking backwards.
Celestin’s mum: “(opens her hands) son please come to me, please son, don’t you want to be with me and your dad? Son please come to me”, she said putting on a frown on her face.
Celestin: “no mum no mum”, he said turning backwards and walking away back to the land of the living.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> As he walked into the land of the living he heard his mum’s voice saying “son we are always here for you no matter where you are or what happens”.
……..FLASH BACK IN THE OPERATION ROOM(REAL LIFE)…….
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> The nurses and doctor were all sweating due to the struggle they were facing to keep celestin alive.
Nurse 3: “sir his pulses are coming back”, said nurse 3 with joy.
Doctor: “(sniffs) good, make sure his body temperature is stabilized and please make sure the blood gets to his heart properly….
Nurses: They all said synchronically, “yes sir”….
…..BACK TO THE PRESENT (OUT SIDE THE OPERATING ROOM)…..
Julian’s dad: “(shouted will an out standing voice filled with joy and happiness) yes!, thank God”, he said.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> the way Julian’s dad shouted drew the attention of everyone around including Julian who was in deep thoughts.
Doctor: “lower your voice sir, you are in a hospital sir”, he said smiling.
Julian’s dad: “oh sorry doc. I was too joyed to hold myself”, he said smiling.
Julian dad: ” so can I see him now sir?”, he asked.
Doctor: “sure you can see him but it would be from the out side, his body is still healing so he doesn’t need any disturbance of any kind”, he said.
Julian’s dad: ” no problem, even if it is from the roof as long as I see him breathing that’s all okay by me”, he talked in an amusing way.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian’s dad turns around and walk-up to Julian to inform her of the awesome news.
Julian’s dad: “Julian he is alive he didn’t die”, he said to Julian, sitting beside her with a grin on his face which Julian couldn’t see.
Julian: “(feeling extremely joyed)oh my gosh, dad are you serious?”, she asked.
Julian’s dad: “(gives a low eyes look) no I am joking, for crying out loud I am d**n serious”, he said with his mouth folded in a funny way.
Julian: “c’mon dad don’t start again”, she said with a smile.
Julian’s dad: “but you started it”, he said with his left eye brown raised up.
Julian: ” ok dad I’m sorry”, she said smiling.
Julian’s dad: ” apology accepted, now let’s go and see him”, he said standing up holding Julian’s right hand with his left hand to assist her to stand-up.
Julian: ” ok dad”, she said standing up.
Julian’s dad: “doc. Please lead the way”, he said as his left hand was on Julian’s left shoulder and his right hand holding Julian’s right hand.
Doctor: “please sir this way”, he said walking ahead of them.
Julian’s dad: “ok sir”, he said as he walked with Julian.
Julian’s dad: “watch your step Julian”, he said.
Julian: “c’mon dad I ain’t that helpless and you know that, if I had brought my guard-stick from home you won’t need to hold me like this”, she said in a cool tone……….to be continued….STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI………whatsapp number:07087750433…. [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi…….Skype: 07087750433 or [email protected][email protected]……[email protected]


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This day is a day to remember, a day I’ll never
forget as its my first time of telling a girl ‘I Love
U’ and as well the first time of asking a girl out in
the proper way. Because back then, all what I do
is to tell her that I like her and ask if she’d be my
girlfriend. I guess I’m already becoming who I
wanted to be or needed to be, whatever….
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Me: Mirabel,,,, U are a new experience in my life,
U are another chapter of my life, U are another
person worth thinking about in my life, U are
another moment that is worth remembering in
life, U are my new found joy, source of happiness
and U are my first love,,,, I love U Mirabel… Will U
be my lover?
Mirabel: Yes Victor! Yes!! I so love U
Me: I love U too Mirabel…. even more
She jumped into my arms while I grabbed her
butt as we kissed like real lovers. We kept
kissing, she didn’t pull out neither did I stopped.
One thing is that I love kissing, and her kisses
was wow! She’s a great kisser and I love the
taste of her kisses. She finally pulled out after the
long kiss.
Mirabel: Victor…?
Me: Yes dear
Mirabel: Thank U
Me: Thank U too,,, buh what are U thanking me
for?
Mirabel: For asking me Out,,, and what did U
thank me for?
Me: Well uhmmm… for accepting to be my lover
We kissed, kissed, kissed and kissed
She starts buttoning and removing my shirt
button slowly,,, she will button it, remove it,
button it again continuously…
Mirabel: Baby….
Me: Yes babe?
I really don’t like being called baby by a girl at
all… I’d let her know if she calls me that again.
Mirabel: Hhmmmm….
Me: What is it dear?
Mirabel: Will U spend the night here with me? I
really want to be under your arms, its kinda
boring for me here
Me: I don’t think I can dear
Mirabel: But why? Please stay with me,,, I’m not
testing U again I promise. I trust U with
everything Victor, I want to be all yours… just
stay with me love…
Me: Well,,, truth be told, I really fear that U might
test me again. And another thing is that, I don’t
sleep out from where I live
Mirabel: But this is different, I’m your girlfriend
now, we can sleep over at each others place,,,
there is nothing wrong with that.
Me: Yea that’s true, you’re right but the thing is
that, I didn’t plan on sleeping over today. Maybe
some other time…
Mirabel: Hhmmm…. woah… you’re a man of
principles already. Mummy and Daddy did a great
job in raising a husband material
Me: They did well truely (Its true o)
Mirabel: How about U by-pass this one for my
sake
Me: Mirabel….
Mirabel: (seductively) I will prepare U fried rice
and lots of chicken and as well yoghurts… I
noticed U love yoghurts
Me: Really??
Mirabel: Yep
Me: Well, on a second thought… I will stay for
your sake
Mirabel: (Teasingly) And for the sake of the
proposed food and yoghurt?
Me: They’re just additional dear
Mirabel: I hear U…. lets go in
Me: Alright
Mirabel: (paused) or would U like to swim?
Me: I would love to buh its getting late already,
and I think U should start the cooking already
Mirabel: Hhmmm… the food-lover
Me: U know its normal to satisfy the worms in
the stomach
Mirabel: Really?
Me: Yea
Mirabel: Well, how about U feed them with beans
and yam?
Me: Huh? No na they don’t like such, they need
fried rice and chicken with yoghurt
Mirabel: **laughs** Alright, lets go in
Me: Go ahead, I’d just stay here to make some
calls and look around
Mirabel: Alright…. love u (leaving)
Me: Love U too..
Great! now I got a splendid girlfriend, mehn… I
really love her.
I called Dad, spoke with Mom, called my Uncle
and my only school friend, Promise.
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Promise: U sound really happy whats up?
Me: Yea, ‘coz I’m happy… I have a girlfriend now
Promise: What?! I mean uhmmm… good good
Me: What’s wrong?
Promise: Nothing, I’m happy for U
Me: Are U sure?
Promise: If I am sure? of course I am,,, I mean
why won’t I be
Me: Alright, thanks friend
Promise: So… who’s she?
Me: Someone U know, I’d let U meet her
tomorrow
Promise: She attends our school?
Me: Yea, not only that she attends our school but
also in our department
Promise: Oh, I see… what’s her name
Me: Don’t worry promzy, U shall meet her
tomorrow
Promise: Ok, if U say so
Me: Yep, see U tomorrow
Promise: Ok bye
Me: Bye…
**I hung up**
Lola: Hhmmm…
I turned around to see Lola behind me wearing
bikinis
Me: Lola hi, I didn’t hear U coming
Lola: Yea I know, just came for a swim
Me: Its good
Lola: So… I guess I really underestimated U
Me: I don’t get U
Lola: I never knew U were that energetic
Me: I dunno what you’re talking about
Lola: I saw how U grabbed Mirabel when U guys
were kissing… and U got some sweet words that
could melt the heart of any girl… I watch the
scene from my tape
Me: I feel embarrass, U know its supposed to be
our privacy,,, I mean, Mirabel and I
Lola: I know buh I couldn’t help it
Me: Thanks all the same
Lola: So,,, why don’t U join me in the pool?
Me: Huh?
Lola: Come on… It will be fun
She said grabbing me to the pool.



>> Part 23 -

Saza Na Do Mujh Ko Be-Qasoor Hoon Mein;

Tham Lo Mujko Ghamon Se Choor Hoon Mein;

Tere Pyar Ne Kar Diya Pagal Sa Mujhe;

Aur Logon Ka Kehna Hai K Maghror Hoon Mein!Related

Vivian: heyarling;why are you here?
Darling: i was wonder what is going on with Loveth;her number is not going through
Vivian: have you gone to her office
Darling: of cause and even her house is lock but the neighbors said they use to have a gateman but i can't find him(Enter Abraham)
Vivian: i hope nothing happen to Loveth?
Abraham: it is too early to start gossip
Darling: pardon;i am not gossiping;i am just been concern about my friend Loveth
Abraham: why should her life bothered you?
Vivian: dear;will you stop
Abraham: i am not doing anything wrong;any way;is a good thing that;she became sensitive and left you two gossip behind
Darling: what is it?please don't insult me
Abraham: i am not insulting you;since you so caring about her(he throw a magazine on the sofa)see this(Vivian pick it up)
Darling: i will never set foot on your house....
Vivian: i can't believe this
Darling: what is it?
Vivian: come on take a look at this
Darling: a united kingdom based businessmen wed a multi millionaire daughter in the state;the wedding was a blast and joy of the bride was over unexpected because she keep smiling;see photos
Vivian: Loveth wed Jude
Darling: this is unbelievable
Vivian: how did it happen?
Darling: maybe;she was forced into it
Vivian: but who will want to do that to her(Darling receive a message from her office that her attention is needed)
Darling: i got to go;we will talk some other time
Vivian: alright take care(curtain)

Joan: Luke
Luke: what again?please don't asked me if i won't go to work today because the answer is no
Joan: i am not going to asked you that;i just want to tell you that;the little girl you attended to want to;want to see you
Luke: alright
Joan: Luke
Luke: please(he work away)
Joan: i was only trying to help(curtain)


Loveth: i have been meaning to talk to you but you are not always home Jude: what will i be doing at home?
Loveth: fine;i know you have to work
Jude: i have to work and feed just one liability in my life
Loveth: Jude;i can to look for a job or even walk in one of dad's company,so i can help out
Jude: i don't need your help and anything from your father;so if you don't have anything to say;just shut up
Loveth: anyway;that is not why i called you
Jude: then what?be fast i have a lot to do
Loveth: why did you walk out on our wedding?
Jude: did i hear you right?your wedding indeed
Loveth: is it not my wedding
Jude: wedding you never did wanted;you want to participant on it?i don't think you are normal
Loveth: even if i don't want it;i didn't plan for my wedding to be like this
Jude: you did plan for it and this wedding is the worse thing in my entire life and is making my life miserable
Loveth: i didn't force you to marry me;neither did i beg for this;so if your life is miserable is all your fault(she turned to walked away and he drag her back and slapped her twice)will you stop
Jude: the next time;i am talking;you open your loud mouth to say a word then i will kill you(he walked away leaving her crying on the floor)


Sharon's mom: thank God you came today;doctor my daughter has been looking for you
Luke: is she still sick?
Sharon's mom: no;will have been discharge but she said;she want to see you(enter Sharon)
Luke: sweetheart;why are you still here(he knee towards her)
Sharon: i want to tell you thank you superman
Luke: alright
Sharon: and i also want to give you something
Luke: what is that?who gave you money to buy it?(enter Joan)
Sharon: i didn't buy it;i made it my self
Luke: really(she wear him the hand bead)
Sharon: do you like it
Luke: i love it;thank you(he smiled)thanks
Sharon: i am glad you like it superman;i love you(she peck him and ran away)
Luke: naught;girl
Sharon's mom: please;pardon my daughter
Luke: is okay;just take good care of my baby
Sharon's mom: i will(she walked away)
Joan: that little girl really like you(he smiled and say nothing)why are you smiling?
Luke: nothing;i will just go ahead
Joan: okay?(curtain)

Lambert: sweet;i want to go see my daughter
Grace: you are kidding right?
Lambert: i am not;i did not sell my daughter;so i have every right;to see her anytime
Grace: nobody is saying so;just let her adjust to her new life and please let the young man feel comfortable
Lambert: how am i making him uncomfortable?
Grace: don't use your influence to intimate him;so Loveth;can learn to respect him
Lambert: my daughter;is a good girl;even with all the money i have she still choice a simple life
Grace: so let her be
Lambert: fine;i will stay off her case for now but not forever(he walked away)
Grace: the fact that she is an only child doesn't mean you should over protect her(curtain)


Muriel: Joan;come over here
Joan: you called
Muriel: look at this(the magazine that covered Loveth's wedding)can you believe this
Joan: Loveth;is married
Muriel: she want to get married;she didn't even deem it fit to tell us about it
Joan: maybe because its was outside the country
Muriel: even at that(enter Luke)she would had still tells us
Luke: good day mom
Muriel: welcome son
Joan: Luke;did you know your friend is married
Muriel: Joan
Luke: which of my friend?(Joan kept quiet and he walk towards the magazine pick it and first picture he saw was the one Loveth was laughing and he torn the magazine and throw it on the floor)i hate this;i hate everything;in this God forsaken world(he kept stepping on it)
Muriel: son;are you alright
Luke: how can i be alright;of all people;she have to choose in this whole world it has to be that monster
Joan: do you have a problem with her choice
Luke: yes because she was suppose to love just me and me alone
Muriel: son;are you in love with her?
Luke: yes mom;i do but she have to hurt me;why does she have to grind my heart and leave it empty(his mom hugged him and they both cried;Joan stood there and say nothing to them)mom;i am sorry(he free himself to walk away)
Muriel: son;please don't do anything stupid
Luke: i heard you(exit Luke)
Muriel: my poor son


TO BE CONTINUED......



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I got to school very early which you guys
know i normally do but this time i didn't went
to my class,i headed to the staff room,i wanted
to see Mr Aigbegun, i know you people will be
wondering why I will want to see him that day
Begin the first day at school and that early
well you guys don't expect me to sit down in
the same sit with that devil well that is what
I choose to call her after what she did to
me she is worst then the devil himself.
thank God i meet him in the staff room,he
was going through some paper that was on his
desk, he was the only one in the staff room,
i walked in and greeted him,he looked at me
with surprise and reply,i know why he look
surprised, i have never come to meet him
for any thing since I started attending the
school not only him but also the rest of the
teachers,i see no reason why I should be
close to any of them,he asked why I was there
which i told him,i told him I needed to change
my sit in class,he asked what was my reason
for my decision, you guys know i won't tell
him my ture reason I had to lie again, i told
him I wasn't comfortable with the fact that
i was sitting with a female student,that wasn't
hard to believe because everyone one in school
knows i don't associate with girls, i could
remember one time when I was new in the school
that some of my students were calling me
gay,that was why everyone was shocked where
they saw the closeness between me and lmade,
what they don't know is that i am good inside
but bad outside, i really don't want to have
a bad reputation in school that's why I choose
to date girl from outside my school, Mr Aigbegun
told me he will come to my class after our
morning devotion,i thanked him and left,i
was fill with happiness as I walked to my
class at least I won't be sitted close to
that devil anymore, i really need to keep
away from her and try to ignore her at all
course,but the smile on my face suddenly died as
I approached my class and saw lmade sitted in
the sit,as soon as she saw me she stood up in
shock and i can see how surprise she is to see
me,"dis girl tink say i 4 die abi" i said to
myself, i ignore her and went outside, that was
the best think i could do.
After the assembly i went to osazee sit to
sit with him waiting for Mr Aigbegun to come,
osazee asked me why I didn't go to my sit but
I gave him a look that won't make him ask
again,osaretin and osayewenre didn't bother
to come over to asked me maybe they know i
wasn't in a good mood, minutes later Mr Aigbegun
came into our class,we all stood up and greeted
him which he replied,"so how was your holiday "
he asked,we all replied fine "uyiekpen please
come out".I got up and came to the front of the
class,immediately the class starts murmuring
i know they might think i have done something
bad during my holiday and was reported,
"non mind them,they dey always dey happy
to see sum1 downfall "i thought. I and
lmade eyes met i quickly put my face away,
she was looking so innocent and that i began
to hate about her. Mr Aigbegun told one of
the student to stand up,we both exchange
sits,i was place at the middle desk and
we were three in number all boys,i could see
the sad impression on lmade face but I don't
care,i just sat there and focus on what I
was been taught.
After about three hours the bell was rang
it was break time,i didn't wait for my friends
i just got up and left the class room,i went
and bought myself gala and coke cola ,i was about
going to the garden when osaretin, osazee and
osayewenre walk up to me,i know i was in for it.
"what is wrong with you " osaretin said with am
harsh tone, "what is wrong with me,well I am
only doing what i know how to do best " i said.
they were all mad at me but I stood my ground,
i told them that i can't continue with that
game anymore, i almost lost my life just because
I want to get into a woman pussy,i know they
understood my pain."i want to get back at her,
that's what you should be talking about not
how i could get killed " i yelled at them,
osaretin took me by the hand dragging me to
one coner of the school. I wonder what was
he doing,i turned and saw osazee and osayewenre
following us,we got there and then he ask me
how i want her to be punished, i was surprise
at the question, he asked again,"i don't know
but I just want to do something to her anything,
" osaretin looked at osazee "then you shall get
your revenge but next time before you make any
decisions about an assignment given to you ask
me first, have i made myself clear," osaretin
said looking straight into my eyes,it came as
an order,i nodded in agreement,we all left and
we thank to the garden together,that day later
came to the end and we all went home.
The rest school days was moving smoothly,
my friends and I were back together, studies
were going well too,i sometimes sight lmade
looking at me but I always ignore her,time
fled and i forgot whatever i had for lmade,
even the revenge feeling was no longer there,
i was now living my life the way it should be,
for me all was over but little did i know that
what waiting for me was what will change my life.

NEXT PART
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Merry xmas [Read it]


Merry xmas in advance to all nairajoker especially centee b and kasieze, innocent and Bluesky for there lovely and Inspirational stories( More grease to your elbow)







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I went to the room and was thanking my star
that I was not caught..thank God I went with
my phone cos I received a text message on my
fone like 10mins later “Thanks so much
baby..u are one in a million, more reason I
cant let go of u..i love you so much
baby”…………..i deleted the message instantly
with the tought “How do I restrict this
temptation……………..Thank God we only have
one week left for her to go”.
Everytyn was going on smoothly and the
mood between me and Mary changed a little
bit..it was Friday and Mary was already
packing her things..i was so happy inside me
that she was leaving finally…I couldn’t wait for
Sunday to come.
Biola had a family wedding to attend on
Saturday and she convinced Mary to go with
her..i would av loved to go with her too but
family emergency came in for me on Friday
too and had to find solution to. We all left
home on Saturday and went our separate
ways……
Luckily for me, the issue I had to attend to
was not a serious one and I decided to start
heading home around 5pm…it was a surprised
that I came home and Mary was already at
home……I find out about my fiancée and she
told me it was like she wont be coming back
as she decided she will be going to her house
and come back the following morning based
on some arrangement she needs to do at
home after the party.
She said they were trying my number but it
was off….told her I had a flat battery..i
charged my fone a bit and called Biola and
she confirmed she will be going home and see
me first thing the following morning…………..The
first thing that comes to my mind was coping
with the devil herself…what choice do I have
than to accept faith, tomorrow is almost here
and I cant wait for it to come.
I contemplated on locking myself inside my
bedroom…..I was still in the sitting room
around 8pm when Mary walked in totally
unclad..i summon up courage deciding to go
straight to the bedroom, she didn’t even stop
me…i went to my door and realized it was
locked……I came back to the sitting room
looking confuse as we don’t use to lock my
room
Mary: looking for something baby boy? Don’t
worry..i have all the keys to the room in my
custody..we are here tonight together……….the
only place not lock is the kitchen
Me: whats all this nonsense bow Mary
Mary: You see how faith works……I was
contemplating as at yesterday if I will have
another opportunity of enjoying my precious
Dickson again even if for just 5mins not
knowing that I will even have the whole night
to myself………………
Me: But even at that..i cant run away now,
why lock the doors
Mary: Because I know u very well…u will
definitely lock ursef inside
Me: why should I when Biola is not coming
back till tomorrow…Please give me the key
Baby
Mary: Did I just hear u call me baby?
Waoh….when was the last tym u call me that?
Me:give me the key jhoor…..
Mary: only on one condition baby boy……………..
Me: and whats that?
Mary: u get ursef unclad right now and be the
same way as I am right now
Me: What do u want that for
Mary: don’t worry baby…do as I want and u
get the key to your room
Me: ohk…is that what you want? Then..u will
need to come and do that yourself
Mary: as your lordship pleases………………..
She walked up to me pull off my shirt
slowly..to my singlet and my jean…she didn’t
even throw dem somewhere near……even
though I was trying to control myself….dickson
couldn’t the moment she got to my boxer and
started caressing it before undressing me
fully..she made sure she caressed my Dickson
from my boxers to the extent that I was fully
hard before she pull down by boxer pulling my
back to the sofa instantly…….her mouth was
already on it..blame me but who wouldn’t
want a mouth action from the devil herself
who is a master in BJ.
I responded instantly by handling her bweast
with my hand…nothing to fear, tomorrow is
already here..we are on the last lap…I was
enjoying myself and it didn’t take long before
she jumped on me..Mary like riding a horse
seriously and it made her come so easily…….i
let her enjoy hersef as I was in no rush to take
charge……….the logic is to let her work herself
out before I will take control of things…she
was moaning as she was going up and down
and I was using my hand to support her..we
were so much into it until we heard
“WHAT”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………………..waoh, it was
Biola, she caught us red handed and bang the
door immediately……………………….she didn’t even
remember to pick the nylon in her hand..all
she took was her hand bag which was still on
her shoulder when she shouted…
I jumped up instantly……quickly looked for my
cloth, put them on and dashed out..i looked
everywhere, Biola was nowhere to be
found..went to the bus stop, she was not
there..also went to her friends place close to
my house and she waz not there either….i
tried her number ..initially she was rejecting
but later switched off…
I came back home late in the night and
realized everywhere was open except the
visitors room which habour Mary that was
locked…apparently she locked herself inside
and I didn’t know if she was feeling guilty
herself..i went straight into the bedroom, sleep
wasn’t coming..i tried Biola’s number more
than 100 tyms, but her number wasn’t
going……I sent series of text message but none
delivered..i was on it b4 sleep finally came..
I woke up around 7am in the morning with the
intention of chasing Mary away out of my
house..i knocked at her door, she answered
but didn’t open the door for me after I
bragged that she must get out of my house..i
even teased her after a while but she didn’t
open the door either but left a word for her
that I must not meet her at home by the time
am back as am already on my way out..i later
step out of the house around 8am going to
look for Biola in her parents house..i arrived
there around past 9..her little brother was the
one that opened the door for me, he never
wanted to allow me in but I begged him to just
give me a chance to see her sister, every other
person has gone to church as at then….i
walked in to her room, there lie my beautiful
fiancée with a swollen face and red eye ball….i
guess she has been crying since yesterday..i
knelt down in front of her
Me: Please am very sorry, its not what you
think baby
(She first ignored me and after saying those
statement for like five minute and profuse
crying, she turn back to me)
Biola: What do u mean its not what i think? U
think am a fool
Me:Am very sorry baby
Biola: Keep your sorry to yourself, Its all over
Me: ‘’’’crying’’’’’’Ahhh…..please don’t do like
that baby, don’t let it be over..i never meant
to hurt u baby..remember we have come a
long way to let it be over right now
Biola:u never meant to hurt me? Did i just
hear u say that after you take me for a fool? U
didn’t think about all the sacrifices we have
made, u never thought of our plans….u never
thought of what we have built together……
Never thought you will do this again but i
think its better it happened this way and i can
easily say good bye right now before things
get out of hand
Me: I understand how u feel baby
Biola: u don’t understand anytyn dear…u
don’t..if u did, u wouldn’t have tried it in the
first place……My dear, u can never be sorry for
what you did intentionally……….
Me: believe me it wasn’t intentional baby…am
very sorry, without you my life is nothing baby
Biola: Did u just say that? Please you need to
take your leave right now or else i will
embarrass you here now
Me: Please don’t do that baby..we can talk
this over dear…please don’t throw all we built
away
Biola: Whats it we built? The one u already
threw away ursef….mr man, please leave my
house right now or i embarrass you which i
know you wont like……’’shouting’’….snakie
leave, i said you should leave right now….
Me: its okay…..am very sorry baby, please find
a place in ur heart to forgive me baby
“Pushed me out and door slammed”
………………………Waoh, is this the end after
3years? I cant believe am losing everything
within a month.
I walked out of their compound thinking about
how I got to this stage or what even led me to
it in the first place “apparently its devil’s
work” but come to think of it, I didn’t think
about devil when I was doing it with the
thought of enjoying myself to the
fullest……………..Now everything is over, where
do I go from here…I was driving when I my
phone started ringing…

To Be Continued…



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Holding your hands, feeling the warmth of our togetherness, sharing sweet secrets of love. Sweetheart, every moment with you seems like an everlasting dream.

I love you!Related

adam and eve [Read it]


If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.


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Mommy, How Old Are You?
Little Akpos walked into the kitchen one day and
looked up at his mother, who was busy cooking
dinner. "Mommy, how old are you?" he asked. "Now dear," said his mother, "You should never
ask a woman what her age is." "Why not?" demanded Akpos. "Because it isn't polite. You'll understand better
when you grow up." Akpos thought about it for a moment, then piped
up, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" "Akpos," said her mother, "That's not a question
you ask people." "Why not?" demanded Akpos. "Because it's not polite to ask grown-ups about
how much they weigh. You'll understand some
day." "Mommy," Akpos asked, "Why did you and Daddy
get divorced?" "Darling," his mother replied with a sigh, "That's
something that's still very painful for Mommy, and I
really can't talk about it now. I'll explain when you
are a little older." The next day, Akpos told a friend at school about
the conversation with his mother. The other little
boy explained to him, "All you have to do is get a
look at your mom's driver's license. It has all the
information about any grown-up you want on it." So little Akpos sneaked a peek in his mother's
purse when he got home, and looked over her
license, examining it carefully. That evening, he
went back into the kitchen and announced, "I
know how old you are, Mommy, You are 36!" his mother looked down at him, surprised. "And I
know how much you weigh!" said Akpos. "You
weigh 135 pounds." "Akpos, where did you learn
this?", his mother asked. Akpos just smiled and
continued, "And, I know why you and Daddy got a
divorce." His mother just gasped and asked, "Why?" Akpos replied, "Because you got an F in sex!" # www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #Nairajokes #AoN


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Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!Related

MARA episode 13 [Read it]


It was relived in the lenses of my brain and eyes as if it was a digital movie shown on a LCD television!
——
I sat on the gossip chair in front of the girls’ hostel where I was a serving corps’ member, pressing my runner-band supported handset. I was getting furious because I was kept waiting for long.
“Where are you for goodness’ sake?” I typed
I was almost getting mad!
I am a woman for Christ’s sake and I shouldn’t be kept waiting for long for one damn man from wherever!
I love him…oh yes I do!
But it’s sunny
It was so scorching that it felt like I would have tanned greatly.
Adejare had told me to leave my hostel very hurriedly and I had been very scared of what could have been wrong.
I left the tray of groundnut I had just peeled and was blowing to take garri and I quickly wore a very long, fitting gown.
I stepped into flat slippers and jumped out.
To my dismay, forty minutes after the ‘pajawiri’ call, he was nowhere in view!
There was no reply, though the message marked ‘read’
My heart started beating and I became really vexed.
If I had checked the mirror, my eyes would be so red
Exactly how was I supposed to feel?
Sad?
Scared?
Solemn?
Uncertain?
How was I supposed to feel?
…but I felt angry.
In our years of friendship, we had always kept to time, keeping no one in suspense.
——–
I stood up and turned towards my hostel.
‘If he called later, I might not come out o’…I thought to myself
I turned to look round again to be sure he wasn’t near.
There was no sign of him, so I started walking away angrily.
—–
As I placed my right leg on the first stair case, I felt a warm hand on my shoulders.
I turned around fiercely.
It was a guy’s hand and I wondered who had the audacity to touch my shoulders.
It was Jare!
I tried my best to hide my anger but no!
“What sort of a thing is this? Were you kinda playing some games with me? Jare, you should know me better. Excuse me” I said and started mounting the stairs
He followed me
He was not panting
That only meant, he had not run.
If he had run to catch up with his fiancée sitting under the sun and who had waited for him for the past 40 minutes, he would be panting like a deer now.
It meant he had been quite around for some time, watching and waiting to see the level of my perseverance.
Jare shouldn’t be the one doing that to me.
I hate those kinds of tests, abeg!
“I am sorry dear” he said calmly
…and it worked
Magically….as it always did!
I stopped in my tracks
I was still backing him.
“What?” I asked angrily.
“Sorry for wasting your time” he said coolly.
I felt guilty and turned to look into his face.
There, in front of my face was a very big bowl of ice cream scoop.
I held my breath
“Are you for real?” I exclaimed loudly, smile erupting my face
He came closer to me and covered my mouth
“Bush girl, don’t embarrass me jhur” he said sweetly into my ears
And I blushed!
I loved it when he called me bush girl!
Weirdo me!
But wasn’t I really a bumpkin?
The last time I saw this very large bowl of Ice-cream at Shoprite, I went to check the price and so clearly, it was embolden on the cover ‘N2, 500’
Where was I supposed to get that from?
But here it was on a platter of gold!
He took his hand off my mouth and I smiled sweetly at him.
“This is so sweet of you” I said and he smiled too
“Let’s leave this place for the shade over there” he said as he pulled me gently back to the gossip chair.
As we sat down, his eyes were steadfastly set on my face and I looked away
“What is the problem?” I asked
He sat beside me
“What would Gun Jun Pyo have done if he were to be the one waiting?” he asked and my eyes shone brightly
“You watched Boys Over Flowers?” I asked so astonishingly, beaming with smiles
He smiled too as he shook the head
“If I didn’t watch it, you said you would withdraw your ‘yes’ nah and I didn’t want to lose my all round beautiful angel!” he said and I blushed with excitement
“You won’t kill me Adejare!” I said softly and he pressed my right palm sweetly.
I watched the Korean movie on my roommate’s laptop and I loved it so much that I had pestered and threatened that he must watch it.
But he had always had one or two things to criticize about the movie which I always fought him about.
The language irritated him but that sent cool chills down my own spines whenever I watched.
Talking about the main character now (Gun Ju Pyo) showed how much he cherished my interest and how much he wanted to be a part of my life.
I was happy that he watched my best movie ever!


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ID TEN T ERROR [Read it]


Akpos was having trouble with his
computer. So he called James, the
computer guy, to come over. James
clicked a couple of buttons and solved
the problem. He gave him a bill for a
minimum service call. As James was walking away, Akpos
called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." Akpos didn't want to appear silly, but
nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T
error? What's that, in case I need to fix
it again?" James grinned, "Haven't you ever heard
of an ID ten T error before?" "No," Akpos replied. "Write it down," he said, " and I think
you'll figure it out." So Akpos wrote it down, 'I D 1 0 T' AKPOS NO LONGER CALL JAMES TO FIX HIS
COMPUTER AGAIN.

#BOLLY_SMART™


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More beer [Read it]


A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife sighed and got him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later said: "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."

The man sighed and said: "It's started."



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MY DARK PAST(CHAP.2)=>STORY BY NELLY
Please do not share without talking to me or her personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna…
Finally we got back to ghana and i was happy, i was back to where i was born.
We moved into another house far away from where we once leaved, the new house was well furnished with an amazing front gate.
Days passed and i began to find indoors boring and stressful, so i decided in me to go out side to see what was going on.
I was only nine years old at that time and life was easy going for me. When i came out looking like a cute angel, a boy was passing by, i thought to myself to greet him so that i wont look like i am too proud or stuffs like that.
“hi, what’s your name?”, i greeted and asked in Ghanaian language (i speak a little of it).
But he gave me a weird glance, hissed and walked away.
In my mind i was like;
“See this one oo, I’m trying to have a friend around here and your acting like I’m asking you on a date “, (laughing.)
As time went by, i got used to the street where only boys and few girls were, some tried to be my friend but because of what the first guy did to me i turned them all down.
Months passed by and finally my dad brought this guy called “BRO OGOR” to come stay with us so that he could help my dad at his work place.
Bro ogor was a quiet guy and everyone liked him accept me, but i didn’t show it, i never liked quiet people.
One night i was sleeping, when suddenly i felt something move in my nighty (night gown), i woke up and quickly switched the lights on, i felt i had caught him red handed but well he lied that he saw a cockroach.
In my mind i said;
“In this dark room when everyone is sleeping that’s when you will see cockroach…, Dude your eyes are really sharp oo. ”
I said nothing and switched place with Solomon my little bro because i didn’t want another “cockroach” to walk up my nighty (night gown).
In the morning while doing the dishes my mom walked into the kitchen to warm the food she made the other day.
She actually asked me to do it but sometimes i get stubborn, so i bluntly refused.
She was right beside me, i began to wonder how to tell her about what happened in the night, i was scared then i said to myself.
“It’s a lie you were only dreaming.”
But deep inside me, i knew it Really happened and i just had to spit it out.
“mummy bro ogor was touching me in the night “, i said in a slow and low tone.
She was like;
“are you sure?”, she asked looking at me like a liar.
The way she asked was as if i would ever lie about such a thing, i didn’t answer her because the question made me feel bad, i just keep quiet and she didn’t ask me again about it.
Later in the day my mind was racing, i thought bro ogor would be sent packing just because of me, i just don’t know why i felt guilty.
But surprisingly my mom told me that bro ogor was only tempted, that i shouldn’t worry he won’t try it again.
I was speechless, i was thinking;
“how possible is this, do they even care?, gosh!!!!.”
Since then i forgot i had love ones, things changed, i became rude and disrespectful to everyone especially to the so called “ogor”.
My mom started complaining about me but I didn’t give a flying F**k……to be continue…..watch out for chap.3.
ITS STILL YOUR GIRL NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI.
THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY…..STORY BY NNENNA AKA NELLY….FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY.WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913


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Desmond: just kidding
Stephanie: but that is expensive
Desmond: baby;you are my friend;so i should care for you
Stephanie: tell me get you something to eat
Desmond: don't worried;i just get me a glass of juice
Stephanie: if you say so(exit Stephanie)
Desmond: was taking you long?i want to start going before my flatmate comes
Stephanie: am coming(she missed her legs and fall towards Desmond)
Tina: hello oh!this is not an hotel room(she pull herself from him)
Stephanie: am sorry(to Desmond)i didn't mean stain you,i am so sorry(she try to clean his dress)please forgive me
Desmond: its alright;you did nothing wrong
Tina: Desmond is that you?
Desmond: yes;how are you?
Tina: am good
Desmond: i should be on my way(he peck her)bye Stephie
Stephanie: why did you do that?
Desmond: its nothing;friends do that;right?(he turn to Tina)
Tina: you right;is nothing really Stephanie(exit Desmond)are you guys dating?

Stephanie: what?don't be ridiculous. we are just friends
Tina: so why do you two look straight to each other eyes;when i walk in
Stephanie: is nothing;i mistakenly pour juice on him
Tina: but it seems he is not happy
Stephanie: he is fine but everyone need to be sad something to think through our problem
Tina: do you mean he has problem?
Stephanie: stop acting like a drama queen. every human has a problem
Tina: i thought that the only people that have problems are the poor

Stephanie: just hit the nail on the head instead of beating around the bush. the you know one thing i don't like about you?is just your behavior. must you always rub my statues in anything i do?
Tina: i did not call anyone names
Stephanie: you are so unbelievable(exit Stephanie)

Tina: i didn't say anything;that will warrant that;well I don't care (curtain) (at the house of Desmond's parent)
Jackson: i don't seems to understand you;sometimes
Rose: understand me?why would you?when all you keep doing is stand by that stupid son of yours;that has only brought us pain and misfortune
Jackson: hold it woman;he is now my son. when the going is bad he is mind;when it is good,its for both of us
Rose: he never was mine because all he ever cause me was pain;it was this same child that almost take my life
Jackson: but he never did
Rose: am not through;let me finished,it is the same boy that went to your mom and slept with a girl that almost cause us our reputation and even your mom's citizenship right?and how he is about to cause me;my friends with the Billy's and you said he is not a worthless son;now tell me is he not?

Jackson: don't you dare tell me that my son is worthless. if you are concern about your personality and your friendship no one will stop you but for once be sensitive and face the truth that your son is suffering from all this because of your pride and useless reason. be reasonable
Rose: why wouldn't you asked me to be reasonable?there is no problem even if you call me unreasonable. you wouldn't understand because you don't know how it feels to carry a worthless son in your womb
Jackson: you said it all;you carried him in your womb;so show him love even if it is for once
Rose: as far as am concern this conversation is over
Jackson: i am not done
Rose: then look for someone else to chat with not me(exit Rose)
Jackson: am not done(to himself)v what is wrong with all this woman?(curtain)


Stephanie: hi;how are you
Desmond: am good or don't i look good
Stephanie: i can see that you are okay
Desmond: and you was up with you
Stephanie: nothing much
Desmond: whats with the long face?
Stephanie: nothing;but how come you are the one with the problem and you are still the one asking about my welfare?
Desmond: hey baby;you are my daughter why shouldn't i care about my baby?if i don't,who will?
Stephanie: hey;here you go again. less i forget;have you been able to talk to your mom?
Desmond: I haven't but i don't want to talk about her
Stephanie: but why?she is still your mother
Desmond: and i am still her son,nothing as change about it. come on get into the car;I want to take you to somewhere special
Stephanie: really?
Desmond: come on;lets go(he drove off to the children pack)here we are,get down. please go in
Stephanie: are you a baby?what are you doing here?
Desmond: don't be so annoying. it is not meant for baby only;can't you see does adult(he dragged her in by the hand)don't like it in here
Stephanie: i do;you see everyone is so happy and kids are playing with so much joy in them
Desmond: you right;i wish we could all be like children;where we have no worries to think about even though back them;i never have anyone who really love me;i wasn't taking anything to heart because even if mom hurt me this minutes the next minute;i will still tell her,i am sorry and that i love her but now it is different;i find it hard to accept that;that is how she always treat me.
Stephanie: come off it young man;time they see heals all wound and distance make you forget everything. don't worry i know your case with your mom,will soon fall into place and both of you will become good friends
Desmond: come on;you know that even if the entire world and i become best of friends,my mom and i can never be
Stephanie: was wrong with you?
Desmond: hey don't just start follow me
Stephanie: where are we going to?
Desmond: just fellow me(he drag her by the hand)
Stephanie: no one is here
Desmond: its because this is a special place where no one will disturb you
Stephanie: is fun to be here because everything you do no one will see you
Desmond: really?
Stephanie: yes;even if i shout no one will know;just watch me(she scream)hello (he close her mouth)
Desmond: don't you know;you are not suppose to scream here?it will make people wonder why you are screaming
Stephanie: but no one did because it is just the two of us(she screamed again)hello (he laughed)you see,it is even fun to do some crazy things
Desmond: you are even more funny then i thought. sit down
Stephanie: sometimes it is good to shout out all your problems away
Desmond: really
Stephanie: yes;you can say anything out loud,that way you easy yourself
Desmond: funny girl
Stephanie: and you know what?i think we should play a game
Desmond: but i don't know anyone
Stephanie: don't worry(she drag his nose and run)catch me if you can
Desmond: do you think,i can't catch you?(he run after her)
Stephanie: you can't
Desmond: really?i am coming(he held her at the back)i told you;i can
Stephanie: i know you cheated because you saw me standing(he laughed) what is the laughter all about
Desmond: you are funny(he stared at her)
Stephanie: hey young man;why are you staring at me
Desmond: nothing;is just that i should be grateful to God for giving me a daughter that care about me
Stephanie: i am not your daughter (she frown)
Desmond: don't just frown;it doesn't suite you. you are so silly
Stephanie: you know what you such a joke(he drag her hand)stop dragging me has if i am your baby
Desmond: you are my baby;lets go,is like it is going to rain
Stephanie: it seems that you are scared of rain?
Desmond: me?am not(all of a sudden the rain started)
Stephanie: huu haa i feel like i am on top of the world(playing under the rain)
Desmond: baby;lets go;am getting wet
Stephanie: come on;its funny to behavior like a child. join me(she drag his hand)sweet;don't be so hard to deal with
Desmond: Stephie did you realise you can fall sick with this action of yours
Stephanie: i dont care,all i know is that i just want to be happy and i also want you to be happy because i am are my daughter
Desmond: (he laughed)you want to colonized me. come on lets go
Stephanie: you see;you are now smiling. come on lets enjoy ourselves(she try to drag him but she couldn't)
Desmond: lets go

Stephanie: please
Desmond: no
Stephanie: fine but if you are able to catch me,i will go home
Desmond: did you realise it is getting late
Stephanie: i don't care(she ran away)
Desmond: Stephie slow down(he ran after her and catch her)lets go
Stephanie: okay fine;shall we(at the car she look at the time,it was late)oh my God. it is almost passed seven. my friends will be worried sick about me
Desmond: didn't i tell you lets go
Stephanie: you did but there is nothing wrong if a person decided to have some fun and you don't you enjoyed the natural water falling on you?

Desmond: (he smiled)and you don't you see you are all wet?what will you tell your friends
Stephanie: don't they have eyes?
Desmond: that it is raining?
Stephanie: sure
Desmond: they also have eyes to see that there is always a shade to keep you warm
Stephanie: don't worry;am so sorry for getting you wet
Desmond: is nothing;i will also say;i enjoyed myself too(he drove her home and pack at the front of her house)
Stephanie: caught you there;anyway thanks
Desmond: and thanks for making me happy
Stephanie: goodbye(inside her house)


Anita: madam were are you coming from and your entire body is wet?
Stephanie: i went to visit a friend if mind on my way i got trap
Anita: and there is no shade to hide
Stephanie: it was getting too late that is why i couldn't wait anymore
Ann: which of your friends we don't know?
Stephanie: is it all my friends you know?
Anita: yes;is all of them. you and i know that you don't keep friends about from us and you don't have the spirit of pay a visit to anyone
Stephanie: you right but i went out with someone;you all know very well
Anita: is he a guy?
Tina: why don't you just tell us;you went out with Desmond?is it obvious?
Stephanie: what is it?don't i have the right to visit my friends?
Ann: no one is saying so but you never did that before now
Stephanie: am sorry;i did keep you all in the dark. it was Desmond that i went out with. he just needed someone;he is having a hard time
Tina: why wouldn't him?when he had fight with his betroth over you and you are still on his neck. swear that both of you are not dating back again
Stephanie: i can't swear because i am a christian and i know am not doing anything bad and mark you;he didn't had a fight with is betroth over me
Tina: you see how stupid and narrow minded you are?i don't seems to understand why you are always there in people's life has a substitute;can't you just be the main issues
Stephanie: fine;i may not be able to convince you but it doesn't matter
Tina: if i am telling lies;prove it?
Stephanie: why should i when i have nothing to gain
Tina: you have a lot because you have no pride
Stephanie: i do have my pride still in me because whatever i do;i don't do to get an approval from anyone;even if i your words are like razor it doesn't make me bleed
Anita: will you two stop this rubbish
Tina: why not tell her to stop this rubbish by taking someone betroth that means we can't even trust her with our man
Stephanie: what?did you just call me an harlot?
Tina; are you better with your action
Stephanie: i said did you just called me an harlot?
Tina: what will you do to me?what am i even saying;you did called yourself that not me
Stephanie: do you know what?thank your star that i am in a good mood;if not.....(she turn to leave)
Tina: what will you do?(she dragged her back)
Stephanie: i will not hesitate to slap you(she slapped her before Tina could retaliate Ann and Anita separate)




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Help! help!! help!!! I shouted as a man was running after me with a big knife. oh no not again as I open my eyes. what a terrible dream every night I muted out turning to my wall clock, it was 9:00am. oh no I over slept today I was still on my bed feeling weak and facing up with many thought on my head. Chris Chris someone shouted knocking the door so heavily it was the voice of my friend i recognized so fast cos he was my best friend who's there I replied cos he was shouting my name "U wan break that door" acted as if I never knew who was knocking. as I open the door, gaze what I saw. 10 comments pls make episode II appear sharp sharp.


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Mumu gal. [Read it]


You fix eye lashes like toothbrush, tattoo your body like vitafoam design, wear earring like alloyring and you want God fearing... sorry hooo.
God won't give his saint to devils saint, it doesn't work that way, mbanu


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2015-04-25 13:58:35

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Kaafir Ke Dil Se Aya Hon, Mein Yeh Dekh Kar;

Khuda Maujood Hai Wahan, Par Usey Pata Nahin!Related

"That was the moment I realized you meant more to me. You weren't just my best friend's little sister." It took a moment for his words to sink in and when they did my eyes searched his. Looking for confirmation for what he was saying. He smiled as he eyes softened and I felt like I was living a dream.

"I didn't like it when other guys looked at you with interest," he revealed. He'd been jealous. It seemed so ludicrous to think that he'd felt the same way I did.

"You like me?" I asked breathlessly and he nodded his head. A smirk tugged at his lips.

I was speechless. The moment I realised what he was saying I felt my heart thump in my chest as he watched me for a reaction.

"Say something," he prompted and I shook my head to bring myself back down to earth.

He looked at me nervously, which was so unlike him. Once his words sunk in all his behavior that went against that bombarded my mind. If he liked me why had he never told me before? Why had he kissed some other girl and taken another girl's number? It made no sense. He'd kissed me and then he had regretted it.

"I don't understand," I said eventually finding my words.

"Tell me what you don't understand," he said softly as he held my hand.

"Why did you never tell me?" I asked my eyes searching his features for the answer. Once the questions started coming I couldn't stop. "You kissed another girl. Why would you do that if you liked me?"

"Being apart of my life puts you in the spotlight with the whole world watching," he explained. "It was the reason why I never took things further with you. If the public find about you the press are going to hound you. Wherever you go they will follow, you'll be plastered all over the gossip magazines. Your privacy will be gone. You won't be able to go to the shop without being recognized."

It had never been something I'd ever thought about. Maybe it had never crossed my mind because when he was home the press tended to leave him alone but he was right, if news came out that he was dating someone they would be all over it.

For the first time I began to understand why he was so hesitant.

"I wanted you to have a normal life," he added. "With me your life would never be normal. I tried to move on and to find someone else but no one makes me the feel the way you do."

Wow! I'd never seen this coming.

"Then why did you kiss me?" I asked remember the beautiful moment between us before he'd pulled away.

"I want to be strong enough to leave you alone but I couldn't," he admitted with a shrug. "Seeing you with Aiden just made it worse."

I nodded.

"As hard as it was to see you with other girls."

For the first time I admitted to him how difficult it had been to watch girls throw themselves at him. It had broken my heart over and over again.

"I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you," he explained looking at me with his wide expressive eyes that made me feel like I was the most important person to him.

"What changed your mind?"

He dropped his eyes to our connect hands and held my hand tighter in his.

"However this play outs you're going to need the people that care about you to help you through it. I care about you too much to be able to stand back and watch from the sidelines. Before my reasons for staying away from you were important. Now they aren't," he admitted softly. He lifted his eyes to mine. "The selfish part of me wants you irrespective of the repercussions."

I swallowed as I took in his beautiful words. He was scared to lose me because I was sick.

"If I hadn't been sick then you would still be pushing me away," I said. It wasn't a question it was a statement. I'm not sure how I felt about that.

"Finding out that you are sick has just given me the push that I needed to tell you how I feel," he admitted. "Even if you hadn't been sick it was just a matter of time before I gave into my feelings for you."

I held his gaze. For the first time I could see how he felt about me. It was in his eyes.

"It has been torture watching you with Aiden. I wanted to do what was best for you but I don't think I could have watched you get serious with someone else. Why do you think I've never really had any real girlfriends?"

I shrugged. I'd always thought it was because he was too busy playing the field to settle down with one girl.

"It's because I couldn't get serious with anyone who wasn't you."

It was so much to take in all at once but I knew what I wanted even if it changed my life forever. He was worth it. Even though I was deliriously happy I couldn't ignore the little voice inside my head that said he was only doing all of this because there might be a chance I could die.

"So what do you want from me?" I asked. I needed him to tell me exactly what all of this meant to him. I wasn't sure I could do casual with the way I felt about him.

"I want everything," he said leaning closer but then he stopped.

"What do you want?" he asked softly as his hands reached for my cheek. He looked nervous and unsure of himself as his eyes searched mine for the answer. I liked that I could do that to him because he always seemed to have it together.

"I want you," I admitted softly. Instead of feeling nervous I felt empowered. I knew exactly what I wanted and I wanted him him.

A smile spread across his face and he leaned closer.

"So you're willing to let your life change completely to be with me?" he whispered the question. I nodded my head feeling unable to say the word because he was so close to me. His lips were nearly touching mine. I wanted him to kiss me.

"Thank God," he mumbled. He leaned closer and his lips touched mine. My hands gripped his shirt and pulled him closer needing more from him. There would be no more pulling away and no more obstacles. There would just be us.

It was still so unreal to even think that. Us.

I felt like I was dreaming. When he'd asked to talk to me I had no idea it would have led us here. He lifted his lips from mine and put his arms around me to hug me close to him. I leaned my head against his chest and inhaled him feeling calmness settle over me. I was exactly where I was meant to be.

"So what happens now?" I asked tilting my head up so my eyes looked at his face. His eyes held mine.

"We keep it quiet for as long as we can because when the press find out there is no going back," he said and I nodded. He pressed a soft kiss to my forehead and I hugged him tighter. "We can't really keep it from your family."

I nodded my head. This wasn't something I wanted to hide from them.

He seemed to have it all figured out. I pushed the thoughts of my illness being splattered across the world in the media because for the moment I wanted to pretend we were two normal young adults cared about each other.

"You feel so good," he whispered into my hair and I felt like the luckiest girl in the world.

My illness or what lay ahead didn't matter in that moment. All that mattered was what we felt for each other. I didn't want to spoil our moment thinking about what could happen in the next few months, I ignored everything but how we felt about it each other.


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Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Maine, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother’s delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.A short time later, I was stopped by another trooper.“What have I done?” I asked.“Nothing,” the trooper said, smiling. “I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies.”Related

Chai.I Catch You...I Know That You Will Click On That Heading.You Want To Know How Akpos Fuck A Girl Without Paying Abi..You Better Give Your Life To Christ..Repent!!! For The Kingdom Of Heaven Is At Hand.


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A man was taken to court for calling a Honourable
Senator a Pig. He was a first offender and the judge
was in a good mood and decided to show mercy. So
he discharged him after warning him to desist from
unguarded utterances in future.
The man removed his cap and thanked the
benevolent judge profusely, ''Thank you, your
lordship. Honestly sir, I didn't know it was wrong to
call a Honourable Senator a pig. I won't do it again. I
am sorry.''
''It's okay'', said the judge, ''you may go.''
''My lord, may I ask a question, sir?''
''Feel free'' answered the judge.
''Now I know it's wrong to call a Honourable Senator
a Pig. But is it also wrong to call a Pig Honourable
Senator?''
Amused, the judge replied, ''I don't know why you
would want to address a pig as a senator. But I don't
think the pig would mind. It's not unlawful, by the
way. Yes, you can call any pig Honourable Senator.''
The man smiled and nodded, then he turned to look
pointedly at the Senator and said, ''Goodbye,
Honourable Senator.''
#BOLLY_SMART™


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Ek din Galib scooter se jaa rahe the,
Samne 1 bachha aa gaya….
galib ne farmaya
‘Ankho me jal rahe hai unki yadoo ke deep,

Hat ja chotu.. peep..peep..peep’ !!!Related

Working hard and making money can be sweet
but I have a shocking news for you. If you do
not master the skills of making money while
you sleep comfortably at home, you'll work
until you die.
Remember, it's your choice to be a boss or
work for one till death takes you away.
Wake up today and start small. Great
entrepreneurs didn't start big.
You'll get there sooner than you think.
After all the mockery, insults and rejections,
the same crowd, the same friends, the same
family members will stand in ovation to
receive you and celebrate you, will make claim
of their friendship or relationship with you in
public.
Remember old ways won't open new doors.
Yes you can do it......
#letsEncourageOurSelves #B-goF #AoN


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On a crowded bus, Banta noticed that Santa had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing”, replied Santa.Related

There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" 


The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said, "Come on mate, get in!" 


"No!" replied the man. God will save me!" 


The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. 


A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help. 


"No, God will save me!" he said. 


Eventually he died by drowning. 


He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?" 


God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"


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A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, “When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?” Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart…
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife’s reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this? - See more at:



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Two guys were drinking in
a bar.
As they were drinking,
they started arguing, one of them
pounced on the other and started
beating him.

After a long beating he
realised that his friend
was no longer breathing, he
died instantly.
Then the guy started
running with his
shirt full of blood.Those
who were watching the fight started
chasing him.
.
He ran to the house of a
Christian man, knocked
and begged,
"Please hide me, I have killed somebody and
people are chasing me."

The Christian man replied, "Where am i going to hide
you in my one room
apartment?"
The muderer said, "There
is no time to
waste here, just think of anywhere you
can hide me."
After a long thinking, the
Christian man
said to the murderer, "Give me your shirt and
take my shirt but
remember
to keep my shirt clean oh."
They exchanged their
shirts.Then as soon as the Christian man
opened the
door, the people started
beating him and
injured him badly. He
was taken to the police station.
From police station, the
case was taken
to court and the man was
found guilty of
murder and sentenced to death.
The real murderer was
safe at home but
felt so guilty that
he ran to the Court and cried,
"Please release
that innocent man, I'm the
real murderer".
The Judge replied, "Unfortunately it's too
late, the man has already
been hanged."
He ran where
the man was
hanged and found him dead, hanging on the tree.

He knelt down and cried
his eyes out and said to
himself, "You paid for my
crime." He remembered the
Christian man's last
words:
"KEEP MY SHIRT CLEAN !!!"
That's how the murderer got
repented and became a christian!
.

MORAL OF THE STORY: This is what Jesus did for
us. He died for
the crime he did not commit on the cross of
Calvary.
Now if you are thankful
for what Jesus
did for you, Appreciate
Him with three words, type, "Thank
You Jesus


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GYAN GANGA.

1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.

1 or

2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
“IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI”

1 or

3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR

“Chalo 1 aur”

4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.

“bas 1 or”

5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?

Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to “GK” kya karega.

“pakka last”

6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?
NOKIA- Connecting “PEEPAL”Related

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Good guy turn bad
7
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It all complicated that people had choices to make, they don't just live the choice you make for them or people makes for them, that's what most people don't understand . you heard people say they judge someone correctly just by their looks, their dressing etc you just don't judge someone from what you have seen but what you are yet to see , people are judge by their actions . you just don't declare someone innocent or guilty by their action you did not see but you heard people say, 'people say' that's all its going to be.
**********
Its was blur, the light were out and the water no longer run. Woke up from sleep and found everything like that, I wipe off my eyes to see clear CU's everything was blur. I saw my cousin fetching water , I can't come to someone place and sit idle I need to give a hand, I said to my self. So I told him to rest lemme fetch the remaining, he really look exhausted , he told me that I don't know where they are fetching the water , I will follow other students fetching to know where I replied. I picked up the three jerry can probably twenty liters, put them in the wheel barrow and went of with the other student *as a new guy I haven't know many places so I have to keep calm and do the watch*
Up to three times the fourth which is the last I saw nkechi fetching water probably in her school uniform , I approach her
Me: Mrs chief
Nkechi: (turn around) oh ! Kele good afternoon
Me: afternoon dear, (jokely) this one you're on uniform are we safe?
Nkechi: (laughing) we are safe OK, just came back from school there's no water
Me: hmm see am helping my cousin out
Nkechi: (jokely) is your mouth still burning
Me: not after I receive a cold water from a beautiful angel.
Nkechi: (laughing) you are so funny
Me: (wink) you look more pretty when you smile
Nkechi: (say) stop you're flattering me
Me: sure, no I'm saying the fact
****** we had a lot of chat and went off , on my way going back I saw chinwe strolling around, from her expression she was looking so sad and worried, and was bothered about something .
Me: hey this one you are walking around are you lost again
Chinwe: (smile) Kele stop.
She didn't sound as sweet as before so I notice that something was wrong somewhere.
Me: any problem
Chinwe in a low tone ) no
Me: are you sure
Chinwe: is my sister
Me: your sister ? What about her?
Chinwe: every day almost 6men will come to her room
Me: hmm she dey do baba ijabu (jokely) or she be ashawo?
Chinwe: Kele I don't know Oo and the worst is that most of them are disturbing me.
Me: hmm this thing dey serious Oo
Chinwe: (cut in) after I finish my suplimentary registration I will go back but for the mean time am currently looking for a place to stay.
Me: sure, you can stay with me
Chinwe: sure ?
Me: sure , my cousin room mate travelled so it just my cousin and I, you can stay with us for the mean time (jokely) and do the cooking for the mean time. My cousin and I are not really very good cook.
Chinwe: okay sure
Me: but I have to talk to my cousin first and SSE if its okay with him.
Chinwe: no problem pls really don't want to stay in that house before someone rapes me.
Me: hehehe nawa Oo, so what will you tell your people about your sis when you go back
Chinwe: nothing ooo
Me: (suprice) nothing ?
Chinwe: let her ruin and destroys her life until she realise what she have done to her self.
Me: what if she didn't realize
Chinwe: na she sabi
******
We had a lot of conversation about her sister's issue and her staying with my cousin . and I was thinking if my cousin would agree to let chinwe stay with us for the mean time I really will convince and confuse him to agree
Stay tune 8
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The teenaged warlock Merlin is sent
his mother to lead an anonymous lif
in Camelot, under the care of the co
physician Gaius. On his arrival, he se
the execution of a man accused of
sorcery as the King, Uther Pendrago has banned sorcery on pain of deat
A hideous old woman, the
condemned man's mother and a
sorceress, vows revenge ("A son fo
son!") before vanishing. Merlin reali
he must keep a low profile. He then discovers the Great Dragon, who tel
him that he must protect Arthur unti
he becomes king and guide him to
unite Albion. Merlin disagrees, seein
Arthur as an obnoxious bully. At a
feast, the disguised mother of the sorcerer casts a spell on the guests
and attempts to stab a defenseless
Arthur. Merlin interferes, saving
Arthur's life, and is rewarded with a
position as Arthur's manservant. 2 2 "Valiant" James Hawes Uther holds an annual tournament f
the knights, in which Arthur is the
defending champion. Sir Valiant has
magic secret weapon: a shield from
which the poisonous serpents can
come to life and attack. Merlin finds and tells Arthur. Arthur accuses
Valiant of cheating, but the only
'worthy' witness has died and a
servant's word is useless against a
knight. Arthur is furious to be
humiliated and fires Merlin. He prepares for his own match with
Valiant, expecting to die. After
enigmatic encouragement from the
Great Dragon, Merlin decides agains
giving up and resorts to a magic bo
Gaius gave him. 3 3 "The Mark
of Nimueh" James Hawes The dark sorceress Nimueh casts a
spell on a dragon egg which she
throws into the castle's water suppl
The next day, people start dying of
plague which turns their skin white
with dark blue veins. Uther orders Arthur to search all Camelot for the
sorcerer he believes to have caused
the epidemic - only a magic trick sa
Merlin from having his book found.
When Gwen's father exhibits
symptoms, Merlin disregards Gaius' warning by curing him. However,
when Arthur reports the recovery,
Uther believes Gwen to be the
sorceress and sentences her to deat
With some prompting from Morgan
Arthur goes with Merlin to hunt do the monster (an afanc). 4 4 "The
Poisoned
Chalice" Ed Fraima While Camelot prepares to celebrate
peace with Mercia's visiting ruler
Bayard, Nimueh forges a poisoned
chalice and replaces it with one due
be given to Arthur. The disguised
sorceress then warns Merlin, blamin Bayard. Uther makes Merlin test the
goblet by drinking from it (as he is
'disposable' servant) and Merlin
collapses. Gaius diagnoses a fatal
poison; the only cure is from a flow
which grows only in certain caves, the perilous journey to it may take t
long. Arthur bravely rides out,
although Uther forbids him to 'risk
king' for a pawn. Nimueh plays the
damsel in distress and local guide, t
make sure Arthur is exposed to horrible monsters, but even on his
deathbed Merlin conjures magical ai
When Arthur brings the flower, Uth
jails his disobedient heir and refuse
have it brought to Gaius. Gwen's
ingenuity solves that problem, but they still have to deal with Bayard. 5 5 "Lancelot" Ed Fraima Merlin would have been killed by a
griffin (half eagle, half lion) if it had
been for Lancelot, who attacks it an
gets them away safely. Learning
Lancelot's dream is to become a
knight, Merlin brings him to court a magically forges proof of nobility so
that he can apply. Lancelot passes
hazing and close combat tests agai
Arthur, but is found out as common
and jailed. When the griffin attacks
Camelot, and also the royal castle, t knights' arms prove unable to harm
the monster. Arthur frees Lancelot,
who confronts the griffin. Merlin us
magic to help Lancelot triumph whe
all the other knights had failed. Uth
and Arthur disagree over whether Lancelot can serve as a knight, and
Lancelot leaves Camelot. 6 6 "A Remedy
to Cure All
Ills" Ed Fraima Morgana falls ill with an unidentified
brain disease which Gaius is unable
cure. A mysterious healer, Edwin,
proves that his 'remedy to cure all ill
seemingly helps her, but actually
removes the cursed black beetle th caused the illness. Uther retires Gaiu
and instates Edwin as the new court
physician. Gaius secretly gets court
archivist Geoffrey to give him access
the sealed records of Uther's purge
magic, proving Edwin's parents wer executed as sorcerers. Edwin
threatens to expose Merlin if Gaius t
Uther, leaving Gaius with an
impossible choice. After consulting
with the Great Dragon, Gaius decide
to step down and leave Camelot (calling Merlin the 'son he never ha
Edwin uses another beetle to
condemn Uther to an agonizing dea
Gaius returns at the last minute, but
takes Merlin to save the day. 7 7 "The Gates
of Avalon" Jerem Webb Arthur rescues the elderly Aulfric an
his pretty daughter Sophia from
bandits and they are welcomed to
Camelot. Arthur quickly falls in love
with Sophia and they plan to elope.
Morgana is very alarmed as she has recurring dream in which Sophia
drowns Arthur. She confides in Gaiu
and Merlin, who realize that the
dreams are prophetic and that
Morgana may have magic. Merlin
follows Aulfric to a lake, where he discovers that father and daughter
Sidhes, former immortals who have
lost their immortality and who must
Arthur in order to regain it. 8 8 "The
Beginning
of the End" Jerem Webb When a druid is caught by the king'
guards, his son sends out a telepat
call for help. Merlin responds and
hides the boy, Mordred, in Morgana'
chambers. Morgana forms a close
bond with Mordred and risks her lif attempting to smuggle him out of
Camelot. When this fails, Arthur join
the plot to help Mordred escape. Me
must decide whether or not to help
when the Great Dragon hints at dar
prophecies about Mordred. 9 9 "Excalibur" Jerem Webb The Black Knight arrives to interrup
Arthur's coming-of-age celebration
and throws down the gauntlet to a
knight who will fight him. He kills th
all one by one. Gaius discovers that
is Uther's dead brother-in-law, summoned from the grave by the
witch Nimueh. He is seeking reveng
for the death of his sister, who died
giving birth to Arthur by way of ma
from Nimueh. Merlin learns from the
Great Dragon that only a special sw (Excalibur), burnished with the
Dragon's fiery breath can kill the
knight. The Dragon warns Merlin th
only Arthur can wield it. Arthur is n
to fight the Black Knight, but Uther
takes Excalibur and faces the knigh himself, slaying him in the end. Now
that the sword has been wielded by
someone other than Arthur, it is
capable of being used for evil; to
prevent that, the Great Dragon
instructs Merlin to hide Excalibur far from the reach of mortal men. 10 10 "The
Moment of
Truth" David Moore Hearing that his village is being
threatened by a warlord and his ga
Merlin travels home with Gwen and
Morgana to help. Arthur joins them
and does his best to drill the peacef
villagers into a fighting force, but Merlin's friend William dismisses him
an egotist. Gwen calls Arthur out on
his insensitivity to the villagers'
humble ways and also fights for the
women's right to fight. But when it
comes to the fight, the villagers are inexperienced and Merlin risks
exposing himself as sorcerer to driv
off the invaders. During the battle,
Merlin conjures up a storm to drive
the invaders, which Arthur sees.
During the ensuing battle, William saves Arthur's life, and takes the
blame for the magic storm. Arthur
pardones William on his (William's)
death bed. 11 11 "The
Labyrinth
of Gedref" Stuart Orme Despite Merlin's protests, Arthur kill
unicorn while out hunting and
presents Uther with its horn. Father
and son ignore Gaius's warning tha
is bad luck to kill a unicorn, and soo
the crops wither and the well water turns to sand. The mystic Anhora,
guardian of the unicorns, arrives in
Camelot to tell Arthur that his stupid
has cursed the land and that he alo
can lift that curse. He faces a numbe
tests, first in Camelot and then in the Labyrinth of Gedref. Merlin follows h
but, by doing so, places them in
danger. In the end, it is Arthur who
saves the day with a demonstration
selflessness, ultimately restoring the
welfare of Camelot and the unicorn itself. 12 12 "To Kill the
King" Stuart Orme Gwen's father Tom (Camelot's
blacksmith) is approached by Taure
who possesses the alchemist's ston
and wants Tom's help in turning ba
metal into gold which he intends to
use to overthrow the king. The pala guards raid the smithy and Tauren
escapes while Tom is caught and
sentenced to death. Morgana gives
him the key to the cells, but Tom is
killed trying to escape. Having spen
time in the cells following an argum with Uther, Morgana retrieves the
alchemist's stone and delivers it to
Tauren. She joins Tauren's plot to
assassinate Uther, unaware that Mer
is listening in. On the pretext of visiti
her father's grave, Morgana leads Uther into Tauren's trap. Merlin mus
decide whether Uther's life is worth
saving. 13 13 "Le Morte
d'Arthur" David Moore A huge monster, the Questing Beast
on the loose near Camelot. Morgana
has a nightmare of Arthur's death,
he ignores her warning and is bitte
by the creature before Merlin slays it
The Great Dragon tells Merlin that in order to save Arthur he must travel
the Isle of the Blessed, where he me
Nimueh. She gives him the antidote
(water from the Cup of Life) but war
him another life must be sacrificed t
save Arthur's. Merlin gives the antid to Arthur and the prince recovers, b
Merlin's mother arrives in Camelot w
a terrible illness. Merlin prepares to
return to the Isle of the Blessed,
however Gaius gets there first. As
Gaius sacrifices himself, Merlin faces the greatest test so far of his emotio
and his magic powers in a final
showdown with Nimueh.


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“Welcome back sir” A young robust guy wearing a white crisp shirt tucked into a navy blue trouser addressed me grabbing my luggage and loading them into the car trunk.

He was average heighted, deep black complexion with 2 little pairs of tribal marks running at each side of his eyes in a little vertical manner.

“Sky this is Philip, Papa’s driver” Jessy announced grabbing the door handle to pull it open while Philip already flew the other back door of the silvery white Nissan highlander open for papa to climb in.

So papa now have a driver, he definitely is growing old.
I pulled the front door open and sat on the passengers seat alongside Philip who was now fidgeting with the key to call the car to life.

“How do you do bro?” i addressed Philip offering my hands for a handshake.
“Am fine sir” He replied shaking my hands with a smile.
“Please just call me sky” i intoned almost immediately getting a smile as a reply.

The engine roared as the car shuddered to a start and we taxied off from the airport heading home down to Enugu.

Jessy wasted no time to relay to me everything that has been happening in the last few years that i was gone starting from her fiancée; A medical doctor too, Wilson. and owner of the of one of the biggest hospitals in Enugu.

They had met at a medical seminar just before she finished her final exams. An air of pride and fulfillment oozed out from her as she sang and sang out many of his virtues, features and other things. How gentle and kind and caring he is, his humble nature even though he is a young millionaire.

Papa just had a mild smile on his face, his face was looking out probably looking as the trees ran behind us uniformly with the almost 100km/h speed Philip maintained. He just left us to do our discussion as the young ones.

My papa looked a bit frail and quieter than his old carefree, laughter filled self.

Jessy went on to tell me Chioma is now a graduate too, and is now working for a very rich private firm in Abuja.
She now have her own car and a house there in Abuja. . .and bla bla bla stuffs flying out of Jessy’s mouth.

“Hhmmm she is really doing good for herself” I said finally after Jessy was through with her CNN chioma documentary broadcast.
“Is she married yet?” i heard myself say.

I noticed papa raised and eyebrow, smiled a little but still seemed more engrossed with whatever it is he was looking at through the window.

Jessy gave out a cracking resounding laughter clutching her stomach in her hands.
“Why are you asking” she blurted out amidst her laughter throwing a strong wink at me.
She just succeeded in making me blush from from embarrassment.

“Answer something jooor” I pulled a sharp defence to hide the embarrassment.

“Ok ok she is not married yet” She stressed the ‘yet’ eyeing me intensely as if to see what i was thinking.
“But i thought you used to call her when you travelled, how come you don’t know she is married or not” She added almost immediately casting a suspicious look at me.

“I had her number but it suddenly stop going through” i replied this time peeping at papa a little.
“Yes i remember now, she lost that number some time ago” Jessy couldn’t even let me finish.
“But why are you asking if she is married” she said again bearing that kind silly smile touching papa a bit.

“None of your business, Onye asiri (Gossip)” i retorted facing my front immediately hearing as she and papa burst into laughter..
**Good, she just pulled papa into her mischief** even Philip gave out a mild chuckle.

We arrive Enugu a little after 5pm having left lagos by 8am. The car tore through the roads as it swerved into Independence layout road.
The whole place was still very familiar except for some slight changes and developments and the road was much better now.

Our gate roared open, watched as a dark smallish man wrestling as he pushed it open for our car to move into the compound.
“Where is Ahmed?” i asked to no one in particular still looking back at the smallish man still wrestling to close the gigantic gate back.

“Ahmed went back to the north 3years ago, and he never came back. That one over there is Effiong we just hired him 6months ago after Musa” Papa explained.

Walking into the house from the parking lot, the house still looked same to me except the paint now shone bright white, papa must have repainted it.
That sense of belonging and relaxation which i haven’t felt for 5years now, sieved into me.

Jessy was the first to swoop into the house with only her purse leaving the whole luggage for me and Philip to handle.
I followed Philip clutching my personal travelling bag that contained my very personal effects mostly those papers that had queen Elizabeth’s face on it if you understand..-**winks**

Pushing the door open i was faced with an unexpected figure, clutching a little very beautiful fair complexioned baby who gazed with blank smileful eyes.
My eyes popped and jaws dropped immediately intensifying my look on the figure before me to be sure this wasn’t the wrong house…

“Welcome back home, sky” Amanda intoned..

..To be Continued..


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Having flogged him for his poor
performance in an English language
test. TEACHER: You are just such a dummy!
You can't even make a simple sentence
in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty! TEACHER: Shut up! Ok make a simple
sentence with 'mad'. AKPOS: Our aunty is mad.


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