Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


I was in my room laying down hopelesly. when my old
c2 nokia phone ring. i looked at the screen and found
out that it was unknown number calling.i hesitate for
a while before i finally picked the call.
ME.hello please.who is this?.
CALLER. Hello sir.please am i up to chidubem john?.
ME:Yes.please who is this?.
CALLER: alright.you are speaking with mr Ade from MK
DONIX.company.
Immediately i head the name.i stood up from my
laying position.to hear the caller very well.coz i
sumitted my CV with them.for a very long time. MEkay sir.go ahead.
MR ADE:you are called to come for an interview on
thursday morning.come along with you cridentials
while coming.the interview will start by 10am
thursday morning.good bye.(he hung the call).
I wasn’t happy nor sad with the news.coz that wasn’t my first time of sitting for an interview.
I washed and starched the only new shirt i have.i iron
it very well both the black trouser that only new
trouser left for me.i clean and polish my old black
shoe.and kept them. I arranged my cridentials in my
file and kept them at my reading table inside my room.
THURSDAY finally came as expected.i woke up very
early.i took my bath and ate the left over pourage yam
in the house.i dress up with my well iron shirt and
trouser. check the time and it was 7am already.i took
my cridentials and left the house.to avoid traffic wahala.
The journey from my house to MK DONX.is two hours
and thirty minutes.is a little bit far.finally.by 9.30am i
was standing face to face with one of the biggest
company in town.MK DONX.i went inside the company
and saw multitude of people who came for the same interview.neat young guys/girls some with classic cars
who came for the same interview.my dressing was
nothing compare with ones i saw.mine was like a rag
to there own dressing.i automatically counted myself
out to get the job.i was dejected and ashamed of what
i wore.God.if you help me to get this job.i will forever be grateful to you.infact i will divide my first salary
into two and give you one.please i have suffered
alot.help me.i prayed to myself.
One hour later.the interview.kicked off.some minutes
later.i was called to go and face my faith.
I went in and the person that was handling the interview.ordered me to sit down.i sat.then he start.
MD.your name is chidubem john. right.
ME:yes sir.(i handed my photor copy credentials to
him).
MD.why do you need this job.and how will you make
an impact to the developement and glory of this company.if you are employe?.
ME:sir.first of all.i need the job for financial
reasons.and as a young man i am. i promise to put in
all my best by working harder.to help the company
grow further.i won’t let the company down.if am
employe. MD.alright.you have spoken well.come back on
monday for your result.luckly if you pass you will start
work the following day.okay.
MEkay sir.thank you sir. I stood up and left the
premecise.
I boarded a bike home. with the only dirty two hundred naira left with me.hoping that monday
should come ASAP.coz i know that i will surely get the
job. I got home and met my mother at the sitting
room.
ME:good afternoon.mum.
She kept silent and hissed loud.i didn’t care for her behaviour coz it wasn’t her first time of doing that.so
am use to it.i made to go when she called me back.
MOTHER.dube or whatever yo call yourself. were are
you coming from?.
ME:i went for an interview mother.
MOTHER.always going for an interview.those ones you have gone before.what did you get from it?.
ME:mother.don’t say that.this one is going to be
difference.am very sure that i will get this job.
MOTHER.that is your own business.who finish that
pourage yam that i kept at the pot last night?.
ME:it’s me. MOTHER.who told you to eat it.didn’t you eat your own
last night?eeh tell me.so it has gotten to this.to be
entering my kitchen any time you like.without my..(i
cut her in.
ME:mother.please.why don’t you allow me to have
peace of mind in this house.am i the only person that don’t have a job in this town?just because of ordinary
pourage yam.you are insulting me.i don’t like it at
all.instead of you to pray and encourage me.to get a
good job and take care of you.rather you are pushing
me aside
MOTHER:so you have grown up enough to exchange words with me right?you dare open this your smelly
mouth to talk back at me.shameless child.i regretted
giving birth to you.look at what your mates are doing
for there mother.buying wrappers.jewelries and even
cars.for there mother.and you are here eaten my left
over food everyday.are you not ashame of yourself? answer me.
ME:see mother.i don’t have your time.but i promise
you.i will suprise you one day in a big way.mark my
word.i pray you shall leave and see my success.
I said to her and left to my room.what kind of a
mother is this.who only care for material things. than her son’s life.she said that she regretted giving birth to
me.while me.i regretted having her as a mother.

To Be Continued After Some Comment.

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RICE JOKE BY DINDY
You can call me stupid..... I won't complain.
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You can call my jokes dry........ I won't complain.
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You can call my stories boring...... I won't talk.
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You can call me useless........ I won't talk.
:________
You can call me an idiot........ I won't say a word.
:________
You can say I'm the ugliest being on earth...... I won't say a word.
:________
But if you ever dare say PARTY RICE! and I repeat PART RICE!!, is not the best rice ever.
I swear our case will not be settled on earth but at the gates of heaven.......
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433



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EPISODE 28

‘Are you okay?’ Cynthia asked as Mma returned to
the table.
‘I fine now. I just using the toilet.’
‘Ok. Finish your food before it gets too cold.’
Mma stared at the soup as though she couldn’t
recognize what it was. ‘I think I full already. I not eating again.’
Cynthia’s eyes ran up at her.
‘You are filled?’
‘Yes.’
‘So who will now finish the food?’
Mma wondered if she was upset. She had never known her to concern herself with who finished or
did not finish her meal. She was the perfect picky
eater herself: two or three spoons of rice and a few
bites at the chicken and that’s it.
It surprised Mma now that she was still at the
table, still on a dish she wasn’t familiar with. Mma shook her head.
‘I not eating again. I rushing and eating the food
before and now it tighting my belle.’
‘Oh ok. You can clear the table then.’ Cynthia
washed her hand.
Mma left with the dirty plates and she quickly poured a glass of juice and added the killer drop in
it.
She swirled the yellow liquid in the glass and
dropped it on the table.
Soon Mma was back at the table to carry the wash
water. ‘Take the juice,’ Cynthia said, ‘it will help your
indigestion.’
‘Thanking you, ma.’ Mma picked the glass and
downed all of it’s contents in a single drink.

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JOKE PART 3 BY DINDY
Girl: Dindy what have you really done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?
.
Reads it but didn’t reply
.
Girl: Dindy are you there?
.
Three hours later…..
Dindy: Oh sorry dear was pursuing my dreams.
Girl: How dear?.
Dindy: Sleeping on my bed, I still need to pursue it more, good night…..lol
#DINDY WROTE THIS=> facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi…BB pin:7bd0a0d6……watch out for part 4


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The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy.
When a Akpos walks in to try for the job, he asks
him "Okay, what is 1 and 1 ?" "Eleven", he replies. The sheriff thinks to himself, "That's not what I
wanted, but I guess he's right!" "What two days of the week begin with the letter
T?" he asks. "Today and Tomorrow", Akpos answers. The sheriff is again surprised that Akpos has
supplied a correct answer that had not even
occurred to him. "Now listen carefully, who killed prince Audu Abubakar ?" he
asks him. Akpos looks a little surprised. He thinks really
hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't
know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that
one for a while?" So, Akpos wanders over to a beer parlor,
where his pals are waiting to hear the results of the
interview. Akpos was exultant. "The interview went
great!" he says. "First day on the job and I'm
already working on a murder case!" R.I.P to Prince Audu Abubakar... #live a good&Godly life #AoN


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"Tell Her Yourself".

A lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr.,you are so handsome can we meet later today? Man replied 'I'm married'. The woman continued; "and so? You can just tell your wife youu're going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there".........
and the man replied; "Tell her yourself, she's the one dressing your hair". ????????????
Evening everyone here.


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Your money [Read it]


Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Stubborn, the rich man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a Nigerian Senator!"

"In that case," replied the thief, "give me MY money!"


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Wife:” (Gusse me) Aapne bola tha bina reason

sharab nahi piyunga..

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Husband:” Reason hai..

Diwaali aa rahi hai, rocket chalane ke liye khali

bottle chaahiye…Related

I journeyed back to my hostel feeling on top of the
world. I was five hundred thousand naira richer and
had gotten strong connection as well.
The cab I entered dropped me infront of our hostel and
I alighted.
My boyfriend, Dennis stood infront of my room waiting
for me to come back.
“Your number was switched off through out the night?”
Dennis asked as soon as I came close.
“Yes I was reading so I switched off my phone,” I lied.
“Is that so? Where are you coming from?”
“I went to ATM to withdraw some money. You know
we don’t have any atm machine nearby.”
Dennis stared at me suspiciously. My dressing was
provocative and I knew Dennis had ideas running in
his head.
“You went to atm dressed like this?” He asked looking
bewildered.
“Yes and what about it?” I snapped.
“Hmm,” he snorted.
“Let’s go inside jor,” I said leading the way.
My roommate Stella was yet to come back so we had
the room all to ourselves.
I was very tired after the long night with the senator
but I didn’t show it.
Dennis grabbed me playfully as soon as we entered
inside and yanked off my clothes.
There was little time for romance as my roommate
could come back anytime.
With one clean sweep, he lifted me off the floor and
dropped me on the bed. He tore away his clothes
quickly too and joined me.
Then he spread my legs and drove in; moving back
and forth like a he-goat.
Five minutes later, he came.
We were still catching our breath and cleaning up
when my roommate came back and knocked on the
door.
We hurriedly wore our clothes and opened the door for
her.
Stella came in and stared at Dennis for some seconds.
Then she asked angrily: “What is this foolish boy doing
here?”
“Who?” I asked to be sure she knew whom she was
talking about.
“This foolish boy,” she repeated pointing at Dennis.
“This boy used me and dumped me years ago when I
was still in first year.”
Dennis stared back at Stella not knowing what to say.
Stella’s outburst had taken him by surprise and left
him short of words.
“How dare you refer to my boyfriend as foolish?” I
snapped rising to my feet with burning aggression.
Stella stood rooted to the exact spot where she was
standing. She probably had not expected that I would
react that way so my reaction shocked her to a
standstill.
“You have no right whatsoever to refer to my boyfriend
as foolish and in my presence for that matter,” I
continued. “Let this be the first and last time you’ll try
such thing.”
“Are you really talking to me like that?” Stella asked
still moping at me.
“I will talk to you like that all over again for all I care,” I
replied rolling my eyes.
“Please my love let’s go,” I said grabbing Dennis’ hand
and pulling him to his feet. “Don’t mind this mother-
fuck!ng bitch!”
With that Dennis and I left the room and banged the
door behind us

>> Episode 25 -

A man was having morning devotion with his entire household.
“Daddy, I had a revelation last night” says Mary, the 40yr old first daughter.
“Go on and share with us” replied the father.
“In my dream last night, I saw a rich man asking me to marry him. I think my suitor is on the way. So I want us to pray for the dream to come true” says the daughter.
“Praise the lord!!!!” the man shouts with so much joy.
“I know my enemies shall not laugh at me” he added.
Akpos the house boy raised his hand and said “Sir, I equally have a revelation”.
The man gave him a surprise look and said “Ok go ahead”.
Akpos continued “Praisssssssiiiisssee the living God somebody! In my dream last night, I saw myself with Mary. She was wearing white gown and I was putting on black suit. We were both holding hands, smiling, and dancing towards the alter for…….”
The man shun him and shout “Holy Ghost Fire you and all your villagers!! Not my own daughter. In short you are fired”
The daughter turned to his father and say “Daddy, is like you have forgotten my age. Half bread is better than none o o o o ”


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SMALL THING [Read it]


A guy wanted to have sex wit his
girlfriend for the first time, but he was
ashamed of his small 'thing'. So when he was about to get down
with his girlfriend, he switched off the
light. They started with kissing and all
that, then he put his 'thing' between his
legs into the hand of his girl, quickly she
said to him, "No thanks. I don't smoke cigarettes!"
#BOLLY_SMART ?? ? ? ? ? ??™


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episode 4
I went downstairs when i saw a miss call on my phone and it was from my step mum..
I wore a mickey mouse short that was just half way through my thighs which were somehow hairy, and
a singlet clad my chest tight.
I entered the kitchen to find her already washing rice on the sink with her back faced towards the
door.
My eyes popped as i was lavishly greeted with that heavenly backside, perfect thighs and legs.
She was wearing a very short skimpy gown that i was sure you don’t have to pull up to 4 inches before
you find her p**sy or maybe panties as i guessed.
an apron was tied around her which intensified my hardness, it was like watching a p--n star in 3D
pretending to be a cook.
“Hey will you just stand there looking at me or come over here and give me a hand” She blurted out
and i was jolted back to consciousness surprised how i got lost in the utopia of the a-s view.
I smiled shyly knowing full well she caught me red handed drooling over her a-s, those evil naughty
smirk filled her face and her eyes once again taking a quick scan of my d**k region.
“So sky tell me…what do you love most in girls?” her voice rang out in a most surprising question.
i was thrown of guard as i nearly cut myself slicing through tomatoes in a tray.
“Common dont be shy” She came again with a smile, eyeing me.
“Uuuhm i love asses and round boobs” i managed to answer giving out a shrieking laugh
“Hmmmm i hope your girl friend have them” Came yet another surprising question.
“eeeeehm she try shaa but not anything near you, i mean your assets are epic” Those words just
escaped my mouth, never had any intention of uttering them tho i cant deny i had it in mind.
“Woooow so you love my assets?” she said again though am not sure if it was supposed to be a
question.
She passed by me to get a spoon, her scent filled my nostrils.
A fresh sweet flowery scent **Big thanks to any cream she uses**
And strangely a small scent of p**sy, that probably is a product of my naughty imaginations.
“Yes i do, who wouldn’t kill for such a-s” I replied smearing my reply with a laugh.
could see she was visibly blushing and i took the initiative from there.
“You see, if not for God saving me i would have rushed to grab em this afternoon at the bathroom, tho
it probably could have landed me in a boiling pot of soup” I teased with one of my eyes closed thinking
maybe i just crossed the line.
“Hahahahahaha am not so sure you would be in any soup” I heard her say.
“Pass me those tomatoes already, a-s lover”
I took the sliced tomatoes over to her as she stood in front of the gas cooker, i made sure i brushed
my body lightly against hers as i passed the bowl of sliced tomatoes.
which she rewarded me with a smile.
We talked about many things as the food communed with the pot and fire.
politics, religion but most times she kept dabbling into s-x and relationship talks which i was more
than glad to show her how mature and good i was at them.
“Ok the food is ready, now go and bath then come down in 10minutes for dinner” She announced.
I stretched my skeletal frame loudly as i made to go up to my room.
“Dont you wanna get ur reward for helping me out” Her voice sounded flirting.
**Taaaaaaaadaaa!!! what could the reward be, maybe a piece of the chicken or something** i thought
within me making my way to where she was.
“Ok am here, where is ma reward” i uttered with a funny smirk.
She grabbed the neck of my white singlet pulling it near to herself stretching it so hard that i thought
it might snap.
**What is she doing** i yelled in my mind
My brain literally switched off as i felt her lips clasp mine.
Her lower lip was tucked in between my lips as my upper lip were tucked in between hers.
The softness of her lips and sweet smelling aroma i got from it made my whole body quack and my
legs wobbled and the third leg between my thighs rising to life in a flash.
Her lips and tongues twirled in mine for like 8seconds before she broke the kiss, chuckled and faced
the food again.
“Now go up and get ready for dinner” Her voice rang out of the blur snapping me out of my hypnotized
state, mouth agape and hands paralysed as i stood there transfixed like an imbecile.
I rushed upstairs with my d**k leading the way, almost tearing my beloved mickey mouse short.
Am sure she saw the hard on she caused me,
Am starting to think this girl was sent here to torment my life.
Dinner went by normally, we talked and joked over the food, with me taking little peeps every now and
then at the little cleavage that was visible.
The night was torture for me, the kiss couldnt go off my mind, what could she have in mind…
I stayed awake nearly half of the sleeping hours, recalling and replaying the kiss in 3D in my mind.
…To be continued..


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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

~Lily TomlinRelated

Same colour [Read it]


Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for hiswife. WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people?


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I got inside, grabbed a yoghurt from the fridge
then sat on my bed to reason things.
Wow! Sons of prominent men in the country?
Those ashawo musicians?? All want to woo
Mirabel
**Sips**
And she’s like trying to woo me?
What am doing?? what am I waiting for
**Sips**
The most important thing is that, she loves me,
so … what else is keeping me? Today I talk to
her, tell her how I feel and how I appreciate her…
**Finished the yoghurt**
I got myself ready, I refused to take the car so I
took a bike and left for Mirabel’s.
I dropped in front of the gate, paid the bike guy…
Bike man: Oga U dey enjoy oh…
Me: How u mean?
Bike man: U dey nyansh those rich fine fine girls
wey dey inside, U dey enjoy oh…
Me: (laughs) I no know for U oh…
Bike man: Haba! Find your guy something beta
nau… we wey no get the opportunity to even
touch the gate talkless of… kai mai gida! U get
luck oh…
Me: Make U no go work, dey here dey talk talk…
take jare
I gave him ×3 of his charge
Bike man: Ye wa… nagode,,, thank U bery much
Me: Ya yi, san nu… (its ok)
Bike man: Ka na jin hausa? (U understand hausa)
Me: Awo… ka je aiki dan Allah (Yes… go to work I
beg U to God)
Bike man: Oga! Byee Byee, thank U bery much
Me: Eh hen… bye…
Bike man: Small small oh…
He said while zooming off, yeye guy.
I knocked on the giant gate, the security gateman
came out…
Security: Who are U looking for?
Come see where gateman dey speak phonetic
Me: I’m looking for Mirabel
Security: U? Looking for Mirabel??
Me: Yes
Security: Why are U looking for her?
Me: (provoked) Are U her personal guard? Why
the question??
Security: For Security reasons
Me: Do I look like a terrorist or a kidnapper?
Security: Its Ok… just doing my job. Lemme go
and inform her
Me: Alright…
He closed the gate leaving me outside. The gate
opened again after some minutes but the opener
was who I don’t like to see. It was Frank, her
male bodyguard.
Frank: She don’t want to see U, just leave…
Before I could open my mouth, he slammed the
gate.
That guy is really annoying, I don’t like him at
all…
Now what do I do?
I thought of something when I walked a few steps
about to head home.
I called Cynthia…
Me: Hello Cynthia?
Cynthia: Hi Victor
Me: Are U at home?
Cynthia: Yes, why?
Me: I’m at the gate
Cynthia: Wow! Come in na
Me: I tried but Mirabel’s guard wouldn’t let me.
He said she doesn’t want to see me.
Cynthia: Oh… give me a few minutes, I know what
to do
Me: Really?
Cynthia: Yea, just wait there ok?
Me: Ok
I waited for like 15 minutes before she finally
came out.
Cynthia: Alright Victor, just go straight to my
house, Mirabel is there already. Lola and I will be
outside so… take your time
Me: Thanks a lot Cynthia
Cynthia: No, I should be thanking U. Just go go
go go go… no need to knock, just go in ok?
(pushing me in)
I got in, went to Lola and Cynthia’s house… and
slowly walked in without knocking. I saw Mirabel
laid on the sofa.
She looked shocked as she slowly raise herself
from the chair to seat…
I didn’t say nothing, I slowly walked towards her,
squat in front of her, then held her two hands.
Me: Mirabel,,, I know I’ve been on a distance, I
know that I’ve wronged U, I know U don’t
deserve my negligence, I know been acting weird
and mischievous, I know I’ve bee…
Mirabel: Victor…
Me: Shhhhh….
I don’t want her to say anything yet
Me: U see… Mirabel, I dunno if I acted blind or I
was so naive to realize how much U care for me
but to tell U the truth… I really appreciate
everything U did for me, the love, the care, the
kindness and the extra love that you’ve shown
me…
I looked at her, I saw tears dripping down from
her eyes yet she was some how smiling…
To Be Continued...
WATCHOUT FOR PART 21 #B-goF

>> Part 21 -

Two men r talking.

1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!Related

Immediately we got inside the room, i started crying
and explained all what happened in Emma’s flat to
Biola, i showed her all the pics and all what Emma told
me. It realized we made so much mistake but the
question that kept popping on my mind was that we
visited the hospital and they told us the preg was 3 weeks back then and we have always been going to
the hospital for a scan and the EDD they have been
giving us pointed to same time even though some
varies and come earlier but i never thought of it to that
angle.
After so much deliberation with Biola, we thank God for the revelation cos it will change our relationship
going forward. I pleaded to Biola to allow me go home
that night as my mind wouldn’t take it , i needed to
send the biatch out of my house as soon as possible.
Biola wanted to go with me home but i pleaded with
her again to let me do it my own way. I stepped out of the house around 8pm, passed through
Ikeja then met traffic jam that wore wrapper around
Ikeja under bridge till we got to cement. I spent more
than 2 hours in the traffic. I got to my street around
past 10 and i decide it will never be a good idea to
chase her out that night as it was already late. I decided on my mind that i will definitely let it be first
thing the following morning before i opened the can of
worm for her.
I got to the entrance of my door and realized she
already locked the door, i used my own key to open the
door and lock it back from behind put the key back in my pocket. The TV was still on and i made my way to
the bedroom. What i saw was the shock of my life, my
suppose wife and a guy unclad in my bedroom, the guy
was doing doggy style for my wife coming from behind
the way to handle a heavily pregnant
woman………..WHAT!!!!!!! The quickly separated from each other , the guy
quickly rush down covering himself with the duvet
while my pregnant wife was stack unclad. I jammed the
door from behind, lock it with key and put the key
inside my pocket and started smiling…………..
While my wife was pleading and crying, the guy was just pleading for a chance to allow him go. The
funniest thing was that his cloth was not even in the
room so he had nothing to put on except the duvet he
was covering himself with. I drew the chair in the room
closer and placed it by the door and sat on it…
“why are you crying my darling wife? Why are you pleading? What are you pleading for? Did you cry when
you guys started? Did you cry when you were on it? Did
you plead before starting this in the first place?did you
plead when you were doing it? Ohhhhh…..i forgot, there
is likelihood that you pleaded for him to bleep you hard
and one of your ringtone of s*x is “please bleep me hard”….”Harder baby” and you oga, what are you
pleading for? To go out? You will definitely go out of
this place alive and unharmed but not without my own
terms and conditions..Just relax yourself, I have
nothing against you as I believed you never forced
yourself on her” Mary: Am sorry baby…please baby
Me: Sorry Indeed…….
My phone started ringing and I brought it out of my
pocket, responding to the caller“Hello, whats up……
everytyn is fine, am fine and everything is under
control, the only issue is that I met Kay in my house with Mary, what else will they be doing? They are
having s*x of course..Nah, no need for you to come,
everything is under control, I will update you later in
the
day or tomorrow, take care”.
Mary: U even know his name? Kay: Please sir, am very sorry bros
Me: “smilling”….you are surprised I know his name, well
there is nothing surprising there and for you kay, you
are my guy….nothing to worry about.
I moved to my wardrobe brought out a brand new
cutlass I kept behind the it and sat down again…… Me: you see kay, like I said earlier that, you will leave
here unharmed but under my terms and conditions but
I didn’t tell you what my terms are. Failure to do it will
result to you probably not leaving here alife and am
sure you know that Mary is not worth someone you can
loose your life on Kay: Bros, please I will do anything for you…anything
you want bros
Mary: Please snakie..i believe he will do whatever you
want
Me: Oh..you are even standing for him. Ohk oooo…what
am I even saying sef, you are his long time girlfriend now…….what I want is very simple and it involves both
of you, all I want from you guys is to start all over
again
Kay: Start what all over again
Me: The s*x…you have been doing it behind me for a
long time and all I want for you to go out of this place alife is for you to do it again while I watch you
guys….failure to do so will result to someone dying
here..either me or you and as you know, somebody is
already aware that we are here
Mary: Please snakie..thats impossible
Me: Whats impossible there? I thought u said earlier that he will do anything I want…..you see, you guys
have no choice….Kay, u only have 5mins or I will
change it for you right now and if you doubt me…am
countimg down already
Kay: Please bros…please, I swear I wont come again
Me: 4 minutes more……………… I started counting down and they were still begging me
till it was exactly 5minutes and I threatened to
machete kay…I sampled him with the back of the
cutlass and he thought I already did “oga, na sample b
dat ooo…nxt tym, it wont be the back again..oya go
and bleep her righ now”

To Be Continued.


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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

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Husband smart banke aya or bola,

DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA

HU? .

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Tabhi wife zorse chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!Related

Majority of guys are very
immature and unacceptable
societal-wise by their attitude
and appearance!
*Dirty boxers: Some guys wear
boxers for weeks without
changing them! Dirty pikin and u
won toast babe. White boxers go
turn to carton colour
*White singlet turns brown: I still
wonder how some guys wear
white singlet till it turns brown!
Some guys’ singlets have even
turned to buba with a wide
space under the arms. The skinny
ones will look like hangers inside
the singlet! abeg upgrade joor!!!
*Keeping bushy hairs: This is
seriously a turn-off! Does it mean
you can’t afford 200 Naira to cut
your hair? Are you practicing
madness? Some barbers even
charge 150 Naira! Guy, abeg go
cut your hair make you look like
human being.
*Wearing skinny Jeans: I don’t
mind seeing small boys do this
but not when you have come of
age. Do you know how you look?
Over 30 and you still wear jeans
that make you look like vulture
that has been beaten by rain!
*Sagging: Exposing your cheap
boxers that you bought from
Aboki at the rate of 150 Naira!
Continue to misbehave, there is a
prize for you
*Wanting to sleep with a lady on
a first date: This is the most
annoying and dumbest! You just
meet a girl and you want to sleep
with her? Because of the 1000
naira you spent on refreshment?
Well, only girls without class fall
for that. One day, your
uncontrollable appetite for s*x
will land you in Kirikiri Maximum
Security!!! Akpa!
*Taking drugs and alcohol to
make love: So you can really do
this? You plan to destroy
someone’s daughter? I never
knew you could be so serious to
apply a lot of strength and
energy with adequate planning
for this act! Yet, you have not
been able to plan your life or
think of putting in so much
energy in your work or career.


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2015-10-31 19:58:58

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Akpos vs Police [Read it]


The following ensued between Akpos and a policeman after he was arrested for whatever offence he has committed. He’s always getting himself into trouble as we all know. Even if we don’t know who did it, we can always guess right it’s Akpos. LoL
POLICE: Where do you live ?
AKPOS : With my parents
POLICE : Where does your parents
live ? AKPOS : With me
POLICE: Where do you all live?…
AKPOS: Together
POLICE : Where is your house?
AKPOS : Next to my neighbors house
POLICE : Where is your neighbour’s
house ? A
KPOS: If I tell you, you won’t
believe me
POLICE: Tell me
AKPOS: Next to my house.

One word for Akpos.

????? W?????A????s u????????? day??


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Laugh [Read it]


You will Laugh - enjoy reading Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1. You`re so lazy You didn`t read all the You`s.
2. You didn`t notice I put a Yoo.
3. You are now looking to find out.
4. You are laughing because you realise there is no `Yoo` and you`ve been tricked.
5. You are going to forward this to others who are like `YOU`! I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone
2. You are on Whatsapp
3. You just opened my msg.
4. You are now reading it
5. You are human
7. You can`t say the letter "P" without separating your lips
8. You just attempted to do it
9. You are laughing at yourself
10. You have smiles on your face
11. You skipped No.6
12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6
13. You are laughing at this because I caught you.. Hahaha is it true? If u smiled then forward


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2015-05-14 23:44:50

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Kanjoos(Miser) lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India .Dear Sunita Darling,I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.Your loving husband,TunaHis wife replied..TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses andI hope I can survive the month using this balance.Shall I plan the same for the next month?Your Sweet Heart,SunitaRelated

THE LITTLE MAN [Read it]


A large notice in a shop window in
Lagos announced a big sale, with
sweeping reductions, starting at 9 a.m.
An enormous queue had started to form
by 7.30am. Just before the shop was due to open,
an inconspicuous little man walked to
the head of the queue. Angry women
elbowed and pushed him until he was
right at the back of the line. Undaunted,
the little man went to the head of the queue again. Once more, he was shoved
unceremoniously to the back, this time
with a few smacks on the face and a
couple of thumps from umbrellas
wielded by angry women. The little man walked to one side of the
queue and said, "If that's your attitude,
I won't open the shop at all today!"
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?

Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Bathroom Mein Band Kar Do!

Pleaseee…Related

Man pass man [Read it]


When a strong and rich man takes your wife, just
call him your in-law. This is the best way to still
have access to your wife. Abi? #lols


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2016-08-16 19:49:02

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A doctor wanted to travel so he approached his assistant.
“Akpos, I will be traveling tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” answers Akpos.
The doctor traveled and returns two days later and asks: “So, Akpos, how was my clinic?”
Akpos told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had malaria so I gave him wipper.”
“Thats my boy, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach ache and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Akpos.
“Sharp guy! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Hmmmm, Sir, I was sitting here o o and suddenly the door opened and a beautiful woman entered. Like a winch, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For 3 years I have not SEEN any man!”
“Jesusss!!!, Akpos, what did you do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put eye drops in her eyes so that she can SEE after which i referred her to a psychiatric hospital.” !!!!!

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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:

First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.

Second woman : I know

First one : How?

Second one : My dog told me.Related

We returned to the hotel, already we heard news that lectures for that day had been suspended. Sparrow was at the Hotel lobby when we got in, you could see from his eyes that he was devasted…I gave him a hug and went inside the room, soon i was surrounded by Timi, Abayomi and Toun.
Me : Abayomi, dont you think we should just let go of this elections?
Abayomi : I have been thinking about it too, i never imagined it was going to be like this..
Timi : but we have come too far, elections is next week friday..
Toun : If you guys step down now, they have won..Eli and National…
Toun walked to where Abayomi stood and looked into his eyes…
Toun : You have always wanted to be the SUG president, please dont give up…
He answer her…
Me : But we are not even sure of winning, its 50/50…
Timi : you have a point bby…
Abayomi : i will call Jafar, lets hear what he thinks…
Abayomi placed the call, after some seconds, he hung up..
Me : what did he say?
Abayomi : They are taking Aji’s corpse to the mortuary, he will drop by on his way back..
Timi : that settles it then…
Toun : Please i have something to say…
we all looked up, apart from Abayomi…
Toun : You guys are more than my friends, you are my family..thats why i am begging you guys to forgive me…
Me : Toun , stop! …for what?
Toun : Tana, i have to say this…I slept with Naetochukwu thinking it will make things right, but it was a stupid thing to do…i am sorry Abayomi…please forgive me. I aint saying we should go back as bf and gf…but i need to know you have forgiven me, so it can reduce the dirtiness i feel on me…
It was Timi and my turn to look down…But the idiot didnt day anything…so i looked up and went to hug my friend, Toun…i helped her wipe away her tears…Yes i am a hugger!..
Abayomi and Timi left the room and i was left alone with Toun…
Toun : Thank you dear…
Me : Dont worry, Abayomi will come around…
Toun : i hope he knows i am really sorry…….
She started crying again…
Me : stop it, its not like he didnt sleep with Kofo and all…
Toun : does that justify my action? in the car?…
Me : Alrigjt, lets eat…food makes things better…
She giggled amidst her tears…
Toun : Glutton like you…
there was a knock on the door, i wondered if Jafar had arrived so soon..
It was Timi.
Timi : Toun, Abayomi wants to see you…
I was surprised, but she was more surprised…
Toun : serious?
Timi : Yeah…
Toun bounced from the bed and started powdering her face…looked at herself in the mirror and left…
Timi : those people are crazily inlove!
me : Yes o…
Timi : do you love me like that?
i wondered where this question was coming from…
Me : ours is different…
Timi : explain…
Me : Those people are as good as married….
Timi : and we are?
me : modern lovers…
Timi : this has to do with Jafar right?…
me : oh no Timi…Ahn ahn…
Timi : i dont know, i just feel this vibe about you guys…
Me : you are getting Paranoid…
i sat on his lap and gavd him a full kiss on the lips. he started carrying me to the bed…
Me : Timi, i am hungry…lemme call room service.
He grudginly let me go…i picked up the inter-com and dialled ‘0’…
Me : Hello, is this the kitchen?
Receiver : yes
Me : please can i have fried yam and egg sauce?
Receiver : Yes, give me 15 minutes..
me : Please what is your name ?
Receiver : Standd Ma,
me : Standd you have lied to me before, last night you said 15 minutes, and it actually took 45 minutes..
Receiver : sorry ma…seriously give me 15minutes…
me : Ok o…..
Then i hung up….
There was a knock on the door again..Timi went to open the door…
Timi : Ah Jafar howfar?
Jafar : i dey…
Me : Jafar…sorry for the Aji….
he shrugged it off…
Jafar : please call the other guys, we have to talk…
Me : Abayomi and Toun?
Jafar : Yes.
Abayomi and Toun walked into the room with the same unreadable look. While Toun came to sit on the bed wit me, the three guys stood.
Abayomi : So Jafar, i am thinking of stepping down…
Jafar : Tana, you too?
Me : yes…
Jafar : Timi, you are with them?
Timi : nope
Toun : Me too, afterall by next week it will be all over..
Jafar : I have not been completely honest with you guys…
i didnt like the sound of that, nor the grin on Timi’s face…
Abayomi : please go on…
Jafar : You guys are an innocent pun to a bigger puzzle. The VC of this school,was appointed by the last govt. After the next state election, there is a deal with National to disrupt school activities and inturn make the VC culpable. Eli is the link between the government and National. The government puppet is the present DVC, Prof Agbaide… he is eargerly waiting.
Abayomi : But the governor can just get a new Vc…
Jafar : i said the govt, not the governor. The people around the governor want to milk the school…
Me : Why are you against them?…so sponsoring is was just for face value…?
Jafar : The DVC is among the founding members of Eli’s group…We are fightinh for our survival…if they win….we are finished in this school…
Me : Jafar, Eli said he bam”ed you…why are you guys in seperate groups now?
Jafar : True, he was the one that initiated me…but he broke our creed…and started corner bamming people.
Toun : what is corner bamming?
Jafar : Initiating people on his own, without permission from the congress.. He was booted out. He joined his present group…his lust for blood and violence sped him up the ranks…
Me : Hmmmmm
Jafar : If you guys wanna step down i understand..but you will still be protected till this ish is over…
Abayomi : Wow…ok…we will call you to let you know whats up…
Jafar : i will be glad
Toun : i am sorru about Aji…
She came to hug him….ok….Toun is now a hugger too…
Jafar : please be on the low…will see you guys later…
He was walking out, i quicky followed him…
Jafar : Sparrow is ok yh?
Me : Yes, it is relieving to know that he is nearby…
we walked to his car when i noticed he was alone…
Me : Why are you alons, where is Uche and the rest of your guys?
Jafar : They are in Aiyegbami, this is not the time to be on the open… Its dangerous…
Me : Are u crazy! so you came alone! what if you are attacked?…what if you are ambushed…!
I didnt know where the tears came from, but my eyes were filled…He held me and used his sleeves to wipe my eyes…
Me : i dont want you to die…
Jafar : I wont die…
Me : You better not…
Jafar : Or?
Me : dont joke with me young man!
Then we started laughing, i still had tears in my eyes….i didnt even know why. Once again i watched him drive off…i ran back to the room and fell on the bed…Toun asked me what happened, but i didnt answer her, i didnt want her to see my tears…I must have slept off, cuz when i woke up, it was getting dark..
Toun was watching Disney channel, i wanted to go pee, i was still feeling sad…my phone rang….
Me : Hello…?
Jafar : Its me Jafar
Me : I know jor….
i giggled….
Jafar : just called to check on you…
Me : Awww, thanks…
Jafar : goodnight Tee….
me : what did you say?
Jafar : i said goodnight…..
Me : No jor…say it exactly as u said it….
Jafar : so you heard me?….
Me : say it naa….
Jafar : goodnight Tee…
Me : I like the way you say ‘Tee’…
Jafar laughed…
Me : Goodnighy my Gee….
He laughed harder…and hung up…
I dont knw how o, but i was feeling better again…then i remembered that kitchen girl had not brought my food!
with mouth filled with fried yam, i asked Toun whats up between her and Abayomi…
Toun : We spoke for a while, told me to forgive him too..I told him i still loved him and wanted us to give it another try..
Me : what did he say?…
She giggled…
Me : Talk jor…
Toun : He did reply, he just undressed me and we Fuccked…He said he was cleansing me…
Me : Wow, i heard reconcilation s-x is the sweetest…is it true?
Toun : when you and Timi had reconcilation s-x, how was it?
Me : We havnt had s-x since we got back…
Toun : why, because of me?…am i disturbing?
Me : No jor…we are just taking our time…
Toun : Ok o…anyways, i am moving in with my boyfriend tonight, Timi is coming back here….
Me : are you serious?
Toun : Thouhght you would be glad…
Me : I am jor…its just sudden…
Toun : Get used to it!…
Soon after she left, Timi came in the room, he wasnt looking happy…
Me : Timi, whats up?…you aint looking happy, abi you wanna go back to Abayomi?
Timi : no, its nothing…
Me : Baby tell me whats up?…
Timi : I saw u hug Jafar before he left, i was standing at the hallway…
Me : Oh, you know he lost a friend and all…
Timi : i guess so, but tell me….is he the reason you dont wanna sleep with me…
me : Ahn ahn…we are taking it slow now…
Timi : i got back to Abayomi this evening, and the sheets was stained witj sperm and all…If Toun and Abayomi can start it again so soon….whats up with us na?
I started laughing…
Me : relax soldier….
i wanted to talk again but he said ‘shhhhhhhhhhhh’….
I kept quiet and listened…we could hear faint sounds of a girl moaning…it was Toun…She and Abayomi were fuccking again..
I dragged Timi to their door where we eavedropped…
Abayomi : bby i missed your arghhhhhh…
Toun : Deeper….deeper…
Abayomi : you like that….?….you like it?…
Toun : Oh baby….yes…grab my bum…faster yomi…harder…
The pounding was faster now…
Timi grabbed my hand and put it between his legs…He was rock hard……I dragged him back to the room.
Timi : baby now…
Me : Ok…do you a condom?
Timi : No, but you know i am fast….withdrawal and all…
Me : I am ovulating…
Timi : i can get from Abayomi or go and buy…
Me : Just chill till tomorrow….
His shoulder fell, i went to the bathroom to have my bath….
when i came back, he was asleep….i crawled to his side and held him….poor baby…
Timi was the only one waiting for us in the morning to take us to school, Toun said he didnt have lectures till much later…So Timi drove us while Sparrow followed behind…
Students moved around normally and it was hard to believe someone had died infront of the campus just some days before….
I was extra cautious, even when we were hungry, we stayed put in classs…Toun tried calling Abayomi but he wasnt picking….Timi came to pick us up as expected and took us back to the hotel ..with Sparrow close behind….when we got in rushed into my room to pee, when i heard Tana scream….Timi heard it too, so we rushed to her room…
Abayomi was in bed… His body will filled with cuts, the bed was blood soaked….even his head had cuts…his singlet eas crimson red…his right index finger was gone….Toun fainted…
Abayomi was dead…
To be continued


>>

1) Never say "That won't happen to me". Life
has a funny way of proving us wrong .
2) Why is a car's front glass so large and the
rearview mirror so small? Because the future
is more important than the
past. Look ahead with a bigger view and move
.
3) Past is experience, Present is experiment
and Future is expectation. So Use your
experience in your experiments to achieve
your expectations.
4) If you're not willing to
change things in your life then the things in
your life will never change .
5) Just remember, you are
treated the way you treat others.
#GooodmorningNigeria #HaveaFruitfulDa
yaHead #B-goF #AoN


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Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in this world;
But









Maths, at least has LOGIC!Related

While preparing for WAEC, Boateng told Akpos to pay some amount of money so that he would see a native doctor. According to him, once the exams commenced no one would be able to see them cheating. Akpos paid to him and when the exams commenced, Akpos was whispering and urging Boateng to lead the way.


Of course Boateng didn't do anything but when the pressure got too much, he mustered some courage, walked to the front of the hall, opened his bag, brought out his book and strolled back to his seat. His confidence obviously confused the invigilator who assumed he had just gone to pick a pen. 


Immediately he sat down, Akpos leapt to his feet and sauntered to the front of the class to get his notebook but this time the invigilator was watching closely and as he strolled back to his seat with his book, the invigilator screamed at him, "STOP! What do you want to use that book for?"


Akpos turned in surprise and asked, "Sir! Are you seeing me?"


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I'M THE BOSS! [Read it]


Akpos, the boss was complaining in a
staff meeting that he wasn’t getting any
respect. Later that morning he went to
a local sign shop and bought a small
sign that reads, “I’m the Boss!” Akpos then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from
lunch, he found that someone had
taped a note to the sign that said, “Your
wife called, she wants her sign back!”
#BOLLY_SMART™


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The Priest [Read it]


A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don`t know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we`ll do.
After I`ve operated on the priest, I`ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work?" she asks. "It`s worth a try," he says.
The doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation, he goes to the priest and says, "Father, you`re not going to believe this." "What happened?" asks the priest. "You gave birth to a child!" "But that`s impossible!" says the priest. "I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It`s a miracle! Here`s your baby." About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth. One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I`m not your father." The son says, "What do you mean, you`re not my father?" The priest replies, "I am your mother. The archbishop is your father."



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AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 3)
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That awkward moment when you're in class, having the best time of your life playing with your friends, then a teacher comes in and writes "Test part one" on the blackboard.
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Teacher: Everyone bring out a piece of paper and a pen, we're about to write a test.
Dindy: Who gave birth to this idiot?......lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 4.



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truth at last [Read it]


a lady was engaged to a guy afta 5yrs of datin.. They both agreed on NO SEX B4 MARRIAGE! Though, it was d guy's idea bt d gal accpted.. They stayed in seperate rum to avoid temptation, dah was d gal thought... Everytin ws goin on wel, every member of their family were around waitin d DEE day.... So, a nyt b4 their weddin day, the gal got tired nd went into d guys rum, telin hm dat 2mao is their weddin nd yt he hasnt touched ha. She tried to lure d guy into avin sex wit ha.. She struggle until she remved d guys wrapper... Nd to ha greatest surprise, she found out dat d guy she is abt getin mapied to, doesnt
av penis..lol,. D guy is DICKLESS!


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Kanjoos(Miser) lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India .Dear Sunita Darling,I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.Your loving husband,TunaHis wife replied..TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses…1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.Please don’t worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses andI hope I can survive the month using this balance.Shall I plan the same for the next month?Your Sweet Heart,SunitaRelated

A virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse or sexual activity.
Virginity In Yoruba Culture
During the traditional era and before the advent of colonialism, virginity was held at high esteem among the Yoruba people. A lady is expected to get married as a virgin as having sexual intercourse before the wedding ceremony is a taboo. This is the reason why the intending couple are not allowed to have close contact or be in the same room with each other before the D-day: thus, the need for an intermediary (Alarina).

Virginity to them is known as ‘Ibale’ and it is the pride of any Yoruba lady to keep hers till her wedding night.The wedding night is usually seen as a frightened day for the bride and her parents. In those days, mothers were fond of asking their daughters about their virginity so as to prevent the shame and disgrace that come with not been a virgin.
On the wedding night, a white cloth is usually given to the couple and the cloth will be spread on their bedding, mostly mats. The parents of both families sometimes stay at the entrance of the house waiting for the cloth to be brought out of the house while some parents will be in their homes expecting result. In this culture, the white cloth is expected to be stained by blood and after the sexual intercourse, if the cloth is stained, it means that the new bride is a virgin. If it turns out that the white cloth is not stained with blood, it signifies that the new bride had been promiscuous and slept with a man before.

A bride that is met as a virgin by her husband will be celebrated while the one that is not will be disgraced and banished from the village. The white cloth (stained or not) will be sent to the bride’s parents. Other items like rotten yam, half-filled matches or empty box of matches, half keg of palm wine will also be sent to them meaning that their daughter was rotten and not complete before she was married. The parents will be publicly blamed for not training their daughter. Grief, sorrow and loud cries will follow suit. Such bride that will sweep the whole village, dance naked in the market’s place before she finally leaves her village. The groom also has the right to divorce such a woman.
On the other hand, if the newly-wed was met as a virgin, the groom’s family will send a full keg of palm wine, full matches box to the bride’s parents indicating that their daughter was complete before the wedding night. She will be praised publicly and her parents will be happy. It is believed that virgins have self-discipline and are well-trained by their parents.
This custom and virginity has many advantages as it prevent the rate of fornication and helps the married women to be faithful with their husbands. Also, many lives have been lost to the act. Some young ladies have committed suicide because of the shame. Highly respected or elders can also commit suicide if their daughter was found to have lost her virginity before her marriage. This tradition is no longer in practice and has eaten deep by colonilisation.

IBALE(VIRGINITY)....ITS ALL ABOUT A MAIDEN FROM HER VILLAGE TO THE UNIVERSITY, SHE KEEPS HER VIRGINITY THROUGHOUT HER LIFE, BUT WHEN SHE GET TO THE UNIVERSITY SHE HAVE TO FIGHT VERY HARD IN ORDER NOT TO LOSE IT BECAUSE IT'S A LAW AND AN OAT MAKE BY THE ANCESTORS AND MUST NOT MISTAKENLY BE BROKEN BY ANY HOW GUY IF NOT THEIR HUSBAND

WILL THE MAIDEN LOSE HER VIRGINITY?
WHO WILL DISVIRGIN HER?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF HER SEAL HIS BROKEN?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE GUY WHO BREAK IT?
WHAT'S IS BEHIND THE LAW AND THE OAT?
WHAT CAUSES THE LAW AND THE OAT?

STAY TUNE FOR IBALE(VIRGINITY)







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A GOOD DENTIST [Read it]


A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get
along so well that they decide to go to
the girl's place. A few drinks later, the
guy takes off his shirt and then washes
his hands. He then takes off his trousers
and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and
says, "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says, "Yes... how did
you figure that out?" "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing
your hands." One thing led to another and they make
love. After they are done, the girl says, "You
must be a really good dentist." The guy, now with a boosted ego says,
"Well yes, I'm a good dentist. How did
you figure that out?" "I didn't feel a thing!"

#BOLLY_SMART™


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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.Related
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