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Naughty guy [Read it]


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”Tere baare me nahi bol rahe Modi”



~ My dad, when Modi talks about talent of Indian youth.Related

Apna Kya Hai Bhai!!

Jo Dost Pyaar Se Daaru Ka Bill Bhar De…..

Bus wahi apne liye “Santaclaus” hai..Related

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the end of your STICK,
we'd be riding the bus..! so shut the f*ck up !!


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AYOMIDE 27 [Read it]


*****AYOMIDE'S ADVENTURE EPISODE 27*******
After that we all ate
and enjoy
our meal peacefully

before I finally
came to bounce on
my chicken laps,
I and francisca ate
it at the same
time and we practice
all those stuffs
nollywood actors and
actress always
do whenever a couple
eats together

On the dinning table,like
exchanging
drinks with each
,she even accept the
meat that has already
been chewed by
me,it is love I think,but
ain't i trespassing?,
I don't wanna fall in love with this

girl yet am doing all
the nicest things
a guy should do for her girl for her,am
giving all the attent
ion she needed,yet
I wanna play her,even
if I have my way
with her sister is
that enough??...hmmm
maybe I should kuku
stop all this Mr

player wey I dey form
abi wetin you think??,
but whenever I
remember what dolapo
did to me,it always break my heart,
And it even give me more reasons not
to fall in love...
Lest I forget,did
I tell you that
dolapo my

ex-girlfriend text me some
days ago that she
wanna see me,I don't
Know why but she wanna see,so I had
Already prepared
my mind that
anything anything,I
wouldn't waver....
So later on that first day that
francisca slept in our
house together
with her sister Mary,

after we had do
any other things that
we wanna do,we
Watch tv,we chat
and then everybody
Was sleepy,I
arrange a separate room for
Mary,while I
and francisca sleep inside
my room,around
11:42pm in the night,

I could notice
francisca haven't
sleep
Yet,meanwhile I also
haven't sleep
but am only
pretending,though I
and francisca
sleep in a romantic
way but yet I
wasn't moved,but

I later came to
notice that francisca wants
me to bleep her,
coz the way she behaves
on the bed
was not normal,she must
have the urge
to have sex...ladies sha...
she started

toughing all those sensitive
Part of my body
pretending as if she was
sleeping but I
could explain it all,I come
Dey meditate for
my mind maybe I should
bleep her once,but
I remember olamide's

word,he told me once
that whenever he
bleep a girl,the love
he have for that girl would
reduce after the sex.I don't wanna
hate this girl despite the fact that
I wan play her...

After all this meditations,na so this
spirit jump on me
and say "hey mr man
you are a fool,if care is not taken this
girl would leave you for another guy
and use you as an

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ATM,she might later
become another Dolapo...don't you
know if you want to become a player
you have to sex the hell out of her

and useless her body..."....
Chai!!!...what kind of stupid thought
was that??...na so fear
grip me,she
might turn to another dolapo ke,no
God forbid bad thing...another dolapo

ke,awe let me do this thing this night
jare,afterall she wants
it and I think
Its normal for a player to had lots
of sex with his playee..na so I voice out
this rubbish wey I dey think loud...
"ANOTHER DOLAPO KE!!!"...

I really don't know
when I said it,
francisca woke up and sit up right,I
Pretend as if am not
the who says it
and pretend as if I was sleeping,but
she knew I wasn't because we were
both pretending...

"AY!!!"She called me but I refused
to wake up...
"AYOMI"francisca called out louder
this time around tapping me softly...
I woke up pretending as if
I was just coming from the dreamland...
"Hun?...what's that?..."I asked
"Abeg...she said looking at me badly..

We both know we
were not sleeping..
I heard you calling
out DOLAPO's name
Just now,you have been
in a deep thought
Since we laid down here,
what are you thinking
about?...why do you call
out dolapo's name??"
Francisca enquired with a serious face this
time around...
She don get me o,chai!!!
Wetin I go say
now o,I asked myself....I can
no longer lied to her this time
around...
"Nothing dear..nevermind"...I said believing
that she would calm down....
"Pls don't ****************"
I know she was going to say
"don't tell me that",I quickly
act like a smart guy,I no dull
Myself as I quickly draw her
closer to me and
our lips made a hot contact,I
know that was
what she needs,she

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quickly drag me more
closer to her,giving
me a wet kiss,we kissed
a lot as we started
romancing ourselves
wow!!!...francisca
was a good kisser,I always
Love kissing her,it
was too emotional,that
we started going
beyond kissing...francisca

was really a hot girl...
her tongue was
rolling my mouth,she
was eating up my lips
as if na chicken laps
she dey chop,she lip
all the salaiva inside
my mouth,I also
try my best to satisfy
her in that aspect...
FRANCISCA my baby was really hot...
TO BE CONTINUED....


I miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we
match to our classrooms, U Remember na??
D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured water tied in nylon
we called it “lolly”
D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.
D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbon, Edet lives
in Calabar.
Chei, i remember those days when one naira na money, when
groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
The days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief
D days of mama & papa play • The days when we use to build
houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, change U?r style,
ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau?
Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to
use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy’s hanger as d
steering
Those days when rubber band was stock exchange naij The
days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our
favourite cartoon
D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and
white tv and sunday rendevous by1:30pm •
When we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’ • Those days when
eleganza pen was d best •
D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d
water if its not coming out •
D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then
national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm •
D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata sandals were d best •
D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs.
Now……Dstv has come, no more old fun, I’m really proud to
have experienced all this.
If u r nt smiling it means you were not born in my generation.
Kpele oo.


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Dear white men,
U asked us to wear coats under
hot sun, we did;
U said we should speak your
language, we have obediently ignored ours.
U asked us to always tie a rope
around our necks like goats, we
have obeyed without questioning.
U asked our ladies to wear dead
people's hair instead of the natural hair God gave
to them,
they have obeyed.
U said we should marry just one
woman in the midst of plenty
black angels, we reluctantly
agreed. You said our decent girls should
wear catapults instead of the
conventional pants, they have
obeyed.
You asked us to use rubber in
order to control our birth rate, we agreed.....
Now U want our MEN to sleep
with fellow MEN & WOMEN with
fellow WOMEN so that God would
punish us like Sodom and
Gomora? White folk, we say Nonsense!! We
don't agree with U this
time! Proudly Nigerian, we say a
huge NO to GAY relationships and
LESBIAN.


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EPISODE 17

Cynthia nearly pushed Mma aside as she
flooded
into the room.
‘Pack all that is here that is yours. Stella
will show
you the way out of the estate.’
‘Madam, you saying?’
‘Stella, get my purse.’
‘Yes, ma.’
They stayed in silence till Stella returned
with the
purse.
Cynthia opened it and brought a wad of
clean
N500 notes. She counted about eight or ten
and
dropped them on the bed.
‘That’s for your transport.’
‘Madam, what I doing to you? Telling me
and I saying sorry to you. You showing me nice
before
and then you changing sudden.’
‘If you are not quick enough, you will miss
your
bus.’
Cynthia left the room.
Mma was in the sitting room with her bags
before
Cynthia could sit and turn the TV on. If
Cynthia
was surprised at how quickly she had
packed, she
did not show it.
Mma held out the bags containing the new
clothes
Richard had bought for her.
‘Madam, I going with this?’
‘Take them.’
Outside, surprise caused Okon’s eyes to
widen.
‘You dey travel?’
‘Open the gate, you fool!’ Stella barked.
‘Ha. It is your mother that is a fool,’ Okon
said in
his native language.
Stella did not show Mma out of the estate.
She
stopped at the gate and locked it back
herself as
soon as Mma passed.
Getting out of the estate was not Mma’s
problem.
She knew her way. Her destination was.
And
probably the weather too.
It was now so cloudy that it looked like
dusk.
Soon the sky roared and began to shed its
contents.
Mma covered her head with her Ghana-
Must-Go
but the rain was too aggressive. She ran
into a
nearby pharmacy and the fair lady in a
blue coat
asked her to leave, that she can’t stand
there.
Mma did not understand.
‘But I standing already na?’
‘Young girl, please leave the premises.’
Mma shrugged in disbelief and picked up
her bag
again.
She was already wet when an Hausa man in
a
wood kiosk waved at her to come over and
take
shelter from the rain.
**To Be Continued

>>

Continues..

I entered my car she entered hers and we left
together and went home. When I was in my car I
thought of how preston deflowered me and all
he did
to me. Instead of me to cry I smiled I didn’t
know the reason for the smile. We got home together went inside freshened up
and
cooked. Soon we ate and started plating music
dancing together until we were tired. It was a
memorable birthday indeed. At about 8pm
Presley came to pick miranda. She was dressed up like a
princess.
Presley:so you are not coming?
Me:nah. Just enjoy yourselves okay?
Miranda:we will. Thank you and take care of
yourself. Me:I will
Presley:are you sure you are not coming?
Me:presley I am not coming okay?
Presleykay ooo
They left and I locked the door and went to bed. I
forgot to turn the music off but I didn’t care after all it
was my house. I lied on the bed and thought of
brenden. Was I being rude to him? He didn’t
come to class that day. Was it because of what I
told him? I
became guilty but my thoughts dragged me to sleep.
I woke up when I heard a loud long knock on the
door. I went to the sitting room and the music
tracks
already finished playing and it stopped.
Me:who is there? I thought may be it was Miranda then I looked at the
time it was 10:30pm. Miranda’s birthday party
won’t
be quick like this I thought. Even if it closed early
I am
sure presley took her with him. But who can this be? I
was still thinking until the knock came again
louder
than before I was shocked on hearing the knock.
Me:who is there?
Still no response. I couldn’t allow the knocking continue so I opened brenden. Alas I saw
brenden in a
drunk state. He entered into the house by
himself, be
was looking dangerous I guess being in a drunk
state makes a man reveal his real self. He saw the
plasma TV on the wall and the stop symbol. He
took the
remote from the table at the centre of the sitting
room
and pressed play button. The music started all over
again. He was so angry seeing me at that
moment
that I didn’t even dared asked him how he
passed the
gate. I was so dumbstruck and lost in thoughts like what was he planning on doing and why did
he turn
on the music. I was still thinking until his loud
voice
came crashing on my ears like ice.
Brenden:how dare you!in all I have done for you to
make you like me. I came early to class,I try my
best
to look friendly. But you turned me down even
without a second thought. You so much looked
down on me to the extent you even embarrassed me
the
other day. You gave preston everything even
your
pride without him going through all these. What
exactly do you want me to do? Since the day I saw
you I can’t help but to think of you always.
What exactly do you want?(he was shaking my
shoulders
with his two hands)
Me:Brenden look calm down. I only said we can be
friends okay?so please stop this you are scaring
me
Brenden:don’t you get I don’t want you to
just be my
friend but my girlfriend(shouting) Me:please stop all these. I can’t force my heart to love
you. So please stop this drama
Brenden:exactly. Maybe I know what will make
this
relationship work.(he smiled wickedly)
Me:please you better stop what you have in your mind. I was scared because I was wearing just
my night
robe and nothing else not even a bra or pant.
Brenden:what? Are you scared? You you
weren’t
scared when you did it with Preston. MeI was alarmed). Brenden please no,no,no,no,
not
that please I beg you. If you really love me
don’t do what you what you have in mind.
Brenden:yes I love you and that’s what am
about to prove.(the music was still playing and I
remembered
the button)
Brenden: I know after this night you will want
me
badly. Me:no Brenden you are drunk and if you do this to me
I will hate you for the rest of my life.
Brenden:don’t worry I am sure you will love
me and
one more thing,, I am not drunk.
He chuckled and was walking towards me. Whenever
he takes a step ahead I take two steps behind.
Suddenly he dragged me into the passage.


To be continued after comments…


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take me back [Read it]


Take me back to the old Paths, when Moms
were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having
children!
Crime did not pay; Hard work did;
And people knew the difference.
Moms could cook; Dads would work;
Children would behave...
Husbands were loving; Wives were
supportive; and children were polite.
Women wore the dresses; and Men wore
the trousers.
Women looked like ladies;Men looked like
gentlemen; and children looked decent.
People loved the truth, and hated a lie;
They came to church to get IN, Not to get
OUT!
Hymns sounded Godly; Sermons sounded
helpful;
Rejoicing sounded normal; and crying
sounded sincere.
Cursing was wicked; Drinking was evil; and
divorce was unthinkable.
We read the Bible in public; Prayed in school;
And preached from house to house.
To be called a Christian was worth living for;
To be called a traitor was a shame!
Sex was a personal word. Homosexual was
an unheard of word, And abortion was an
illegal word.
Preachers preached because they had a
message; and
Christians rejoiced because they had the
VICTORY!
Preachers preached from the Bible;
Singers sang from the heart;
Sinners turned to the Lord to be SAVED!
A new birth meant a new life; Salvation
meant a changed life;
Following Christ led to eternal life.
Being a preacher meant you proclaimed the
word of God;
Being a deacon meant you would serve the
Lord;
Being a Christian meant you would live for
Jesus;
And being a sinner meant someone was
praying for you!
Laws were based on the Bible;
Homes read the Bible;
And churches taught the Bible.
Preachers were more interested in new
converts than new clothes and new cars.
Church was where you found Christians on
the Lord's day, rather than in the park,
on the creek bank, on the golf course, or
being entertained somewhere else.
Give me that old time religion!
'Tis good enough for me!
I still like the "Old Paths" best! Jeremiah
6:16...
17 h


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What!!! [Read it]


What will you do!!!







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Sharing Formula [Read it]


One hot afternoon, Akpos and two of
his friends went for a walk. On the road,
they saw a bag full of money and each
of one of them suggested how the
money would be shared amongst them. The first guy said; "I will draw a big
circle on the ground and flip all the
money up, which ever lands in the circle
is mine, the rest is yours." The second friend disagreed and said; "I
will draw a circle on the ground and flip
all the money up, which ever lands
outside the circle is mine while the one
that lands in the circle is yours." Akpos thought for a while, and finally
came up with his own crazy idea; "I will
flip all the money up, which ever lands
on the ground is mine, and anyone that
stays up is for both of you."
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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Pappu: A girl said, “I love you” to me.

Bunty: What did you say?

Pappu: I said, we are so similar. Even “I love me”.Related

Bolu got home and cant stop crying about what gbenga told her.She said to herself,so femi is not dating that rascal girl.She was confused.She was about to rest on the bed when her phone rang,she looked at it and saw that it was gbenga calling her.She hissed and cut the call,but the phone keeps ringing and she kept cutting it.Later she saw a strange number,she thought it was gbenga who used another person's phone to call her not knowing it was femi that called.Later she off her phone.

Femi was down when he discored bolu's phone was off,he went to gbenga house and told him that he had heard about his evil plan.Gbenga was suprised and a thought came to his mind that it was bolu that informed him.He could'nt talk because water has stored in his eyes,any word from him could push the water into flowing.Gbenga talk and talk and talk and later left for his own house.

Femi could'nt sleep at night,she was thinking on how to reach bolu so he made up his mind to try her number one more time and he was lucky bolu picked it.bolu i have something to tell you,bolu was shocked because he knew the voice he heard,i also have something to tell you,bolu said.then femi explained everything he was told by kemi,bolu replied that she knew alreay.Gbenga was suprised and asked how he knew it.but bolu ended the call and off her phone

The next morning gbenga went to school and explained what happened to segun and segun calmed him down that it would be resolved,he also blamed for being so stupid that he told bolu all the secrets.Through out that day gbenga was in a bad mood.On his way home he kemi,they exchanged greetings.Gbenga told her that she had leaked the truth,kemi walked away not saying a word,she was terrifeyed and could not speak a word

Bolu who her parent were seperated lived with her mom,she had 2sibblings born to another father by her mom.Bolu's father came and took bolu out of the town.She was so sad she did not see her two lovers...

7years passed away........

The story just started,the one you read in part 1 and 2 was the introduction.Part 5 will be interesting because that is the part the story startee from


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An intelligent man will open your mind;

A handsome man will open your eyes;

A gentleman will open your heartRelated

t is barely four months after my incidence and I
have been through and through with the stigma it
has come with it. I simply have hatred for men.
Misandry; my shrink calls it. She literally made me
spew all the hatred I have in a trash bin. This had not been easy for me at all as it took a stretch as
lengthy and hell of a time for me to recover and
recover I did. All those times, I had tried my best
so Kofi wouldn’t have doubts. So basically, I tried
not cowering when he was close to me but
nevertheless, he has been a gentleman and respect me always.
My birthday is just around the corner and I have to
celebrate it in grand style. My wishes I had have
all come true; I now have a car, also a university
student and to crown it all, I have my darling Kofi.
Yes Kofi! Even though he isn’t perfect, I learn to like him day by day as he too never gave up on
me. I remember when he read a poem to me
“Every day is a learning process,
It is wonderful just like the
Early morning sunshine.
It brings hope and a new opportunity To get to know the true you.” I am damaged and done terrible bad things,
infatuated in lust with that despicable being
whom I was just a pleasure toy to his sexual
desires. I do pray that our path will cross again
and when that time comes, I would be in charge
of the ballgame. I will serve him a cold revenge he wouldn’t forget in a hurry.Through one of my chat with my father, he
mentioned he would be coming for my birthday
party. I was elated after such a long time spent in
Europe. Two weeks before the grand event, began
planning and conceptualizing how the party would be like. The crux of the matter was the
venue. As Askaline and I mulled on a best fit
location, I contemplated hiring a hall space with
Golden Tulip or Royal Richester.
After ample researches made, my roomie was
shocked with the outrageous price the hotels were charging. She said the kind of figure they
were demanding could go in deep into the party
budget. I didn’t really have any beef with the
outrageous price as I knew my father would drop
any amount of money I ask. At the end, Askaline
suggested we use my home for the party. The shopping was well taken care of. Mom and I
went on a shopping spree at the Mall for all kinds
of drinks we could think of viz Vodka, Hennessey,
Baileys, Moet and the rest. The drinks alone took
most of the budget. From the Mall, we drove to
Citizen Kofi and made some order for food and if possible hire their services in serving the meals.
After all and all, everything was set except that I
needed to spread the word of my party. So I sent
some few text messages around for the invitation.
Askaline took
charge of that. My birthday party was in order, I pictured how
everything would be like and I saw the same
thing that was imagined. Urgh! A sigh of
calmness exhaled through my lungs.
Everyone that was invited showed up and the
ones that am pretty sure neither Askaline nor I would ever invite showed their faces. The buzz at
the campus was that a birthday bash was going
down at Trasacco Valley; some just want to be the
first in their family to come see the Estate and
some want to see if I could really throw a party.
**************** As I walk down stairs in my princess gown
looking for my prince charming to save me from
these eyes that are reeling at me until I finally get
down. Then my knight appeared with a flower in
his hands, dressed in a Tux looking so handsome.
I didn’t know Kofi can be so stylist and smart as he seemed. He holds and composes himself
perfectly with his hands. My mind is drifted to
another world as it didn’t occur to me that Kofi
had requested a dance.
“Will I have this dance Merissa,” he reiterates. My
eye blinks while my lips get heavy to respond. “Yes please” I bite my lips.
He walks straight to open floor and signals the DJ
to play a song and we waltz to the music. It plays
my favourite song. Then after a while, we stop
dancing to check on the guest outside and also to
thank them for coming. We see people having a great time at the swimming pool side. Some are
in the fun room playing billiards, poker and ping
pong.
We step out from the game room and I see my
father doing his thing with the barbeque. Oh! I
am very sorry to mention this; my father flew into the country last night. I was tired to welcome him
properly perhaps that’s why I had forgotten to
mention it to you.
“Hello Dad”
“Hey Merissa, You look so beautiful, wow and
grownup” My father spoke in his British accent. “Thank you Dad. Please meet my friend Kofi, a
friend of mine from the University.”
“Hi Kofi” My father shakes hands with him.
“Dad, Do you know where mum could be at?”
“Well, last I saw her, she and Askaline were up
and about with the cake. You should check the kitchen.”
Kofi and I decide to walk around and in less than
a minute, the cake is out in a grand style and the
cliché song was sung. Afterwards, the Disc Jockey
guy decides to hit the
music a little more which send everyone to their feet and danced to the groove.
************
It is late in the cold night, everyone is tired and
the few starts leaving to their various abode. We
bid byes to them. Kofi says he has something to
show me but he has to blindfold me before he can reveal it.
“Okay” I curtly reply. He blindfolds me and leads
me upstairs to my room and unveils my blindfold.
My room is filled with candles and rose petals
lying on the floor, seductively placed on the bed
as well while a soft music played from the Ipod shuffle speakers. In my deepest thoughts, I feel a
gentle kiss planted on my shoulders, which
actually sends chill down my spine.
My senses are awakened instantly as he let his lips
to create a magical sensation. I turn and face him
square. While staring at his eyes, our lips locked and lurked in the forest of kisses. Feeling all the
good warmth of sensation as we kissed for
minutes, my legs get weak so I lean towards the
bed and fell like a dead bird that had been shot
by a voracious hunter. Kofi gently un-straps my
shoe and my lilac gown and kiss me tenderly from my legs straight to my belly button.
My body trembles while my legs wobble at the
mercy of Kofi, moaning in ecstasy as he continues
to explore my body gently; piece by piece, like a
breadcrumb. I can hardly gasp for breath; the
nectar of my nape is slightly fiddled once more with his magical lips to my ear down to my
breasts. I explode in ecstasy as my nipples get
very-very hard. As my legs get weaker, I gave in
for his mighty thrust.
My hands wiggle on the duvet, squeezing tight as
the pain get unbearable but it is undeniably enjoyable. His tongue doing wonders at the right
spots while I gently creep on the bed and he
continues without a stop.
At this stage, I know our heart has traveled to the
land of tranquility as our hearts beat as one.

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Santa: Why are you crying, darling?

Jeeto: I baked a cake and the dog ate it all up.

Santa: Don’t worry, I will get you another dog.Related

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.Related

Arz kiya hai…

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith ke
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain… ????Related

high on weed [Read it]


My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his roommate, who was also high, decided to join him in the search.

After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with.

After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy tone, he turned to his roommate and said “guy, forget, that phone don loss, the person wey thief am, just dey busy am as I call am now”. Say NO to drugs!! Good morning


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Continues..
Preston:its okay
Presley: I am sorry
Melissa: and who are you supposed to tell that to?(pointing at presley)
Presley:what do you mean?
Melissa: whose room did you wake up in this morning?
Presley: well I am sorry..
Melissa: is that all you can say?
Presley: what do expect me to say anyways huh? Did I hurt you?
Melissa: I can see you are mannerless just like your girlfriend..
Presley:excuse me what did you just say??
Melissa: you heard me right..
Presley: well I dont have your time walking into the passage..
Melissa: me neither!! Aaarrrrggghhh!
Me: Melissa its okay.. its training time
Melissa:if I have to train everybody except presley..
Me: you will have no choice then
Melissa:fine! (Smiling as if she thought of something).
Everyone came out for training including miranda. It was preston against me and Melissa against presley.
Preston out of the so called caring love allowed me defeat him but it was fierce between presley and melissa…
Melissa: you really think you will win this time right?
Presley: why not or do you have a new skill? Please teach me ( drawing his face nearer which attracted a punch from miranda)
Presley:hmmm this is no longer a training but revenge. Dont make me angry..
Melissa: really! Then I am scared..
Presley:then baby watch me.
Melissa: how dare you call me a baby??!
Presley raised her with the aid of the waist and droppes her thinking she will all down but she kicked him from behind as soon as she landed on the floor and presley fell on the floor…and she ran and sat on him.
Melissa: you think you can defeat me right? I trained you!
Presley: students sometimes defeats teachers(he forced her lips on his by pushing her head down his face and he kissed her but she forcefully redeemed herself)
Melissa: how dare you!(she punched him)
Presley:really? What was that for?
Melissa: and this is for last night(punching him again)..
She then stood up and angrily went to her room. Miranda was really angry at the sight that she approached presley..
Miranda: we just broke up two days ago and you have started flirting In my presence? Dont you have shame?
Presley:foe your information I dont have shame. Do you expect me to wait for jesus second coming before I can date some one?
Miranda: you really dont have shame! What a shame you are!
Presley:you should be the one with shame here..
Melissa: how dare you(she slapped him)
Presley:hmmmmm it hurts right?(he walked away and left her there)
Me:miranda its okay. I am sure there is nothing between both of them.
Miranda: I didnt ask for your opinion milly and you better warn that servant of yours..
Me:miranda she is not my servant..
Miranda: I dont care you better warn her before I do it my self (she walked into her room as well?
Me:honey I cant stay in ths house lets go to the campus and observe the evirons.
Preston:if you want that then I have no choice…
Me:thank you so much…
We took our baths and dressed up and left the house..
We got to campus strolled around and imagined how graduation would be like. We got fed up and tired of strolling because of the hot sun and the dusty environment…
As we were about entering the car, we heard a loud shout and cars rolling around. There were about six cars rolling and pouring dusts everywhere. The shouts were oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oye oyeeeeee…….
There were numerous gunshots in the air.. from a car, alighted brenden.. he was wearing a t-shirt which had a person’s photo in it. The person was kinda late..
We didn’t see the photo on the shirt properly but saw it’s on the big poster two of the boys shouting on the top of a car held.. some boys were dancing and performing gymnastics. Others were following brenden behind…altoge
ther as my eyes could court the guys, they were up to sixty..
Me: come on dear lets get away from here
Preston: oh my God that picture is pedrick park’s..
To be continued..


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BOY: What's in between your legs? 


GIRL: Hell. What about you, what's in between your legs?


BOY: The devil.






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Sick guy [Read it]


There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to run a few more tests", the doctor said.
"I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample".
After she hung up the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
"He needs a pair of your underwear".



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I muster strength and open my eyes but shock to see that I ain’t the only one going
through this weakness as the other ladies are sinking to the floor helplessly.
They drag us into the inner chamber of the boat. I am weak to the extent that I can
neither raise my hands nor utter a sound as I heard them laughing and clasping their
hands together. This very moment, it dawn on me that our drinks were spiked. I can’t reach for my phone to make a distress call.
All of them are in a complete euphoria as they completely strap us naked and did the
ungodly act to our body. Our lips are hardened like a rock to move but we feel every
inconsolable pain that came with their thrust. I can see from Brian face, the pleasure he
derives from me as he went up and forth. The pain is unbearable as my hymen gets
crunched into shreds and allows cold blood spills with no mercy. Being a virgin at my age raises his eyebrows but that didn’t make him to stop, he continued with intense
passion.
After a while, they stop and swap. Brian goes on another lady and an ugly fat man comes
on me and thrust his phallus into my genitals. I scream and feel my sanity being
snatched away. This continues until about eight men went in and out of me. My mind is
completely drained and at this moment, I become insane. Sunday 5:00 AM
I don’t know if I collapsed through all that pain but I wake up this morning, ransack the
place with my eyes and can’t find any of the men around but only the ladies on the boat.
I quickly go for my purse to take my phone and make a call but my phone is gone. They
had seized all our mobile phones after asking the third lady if she has a phone but they
all said they can’t find theirs. I stumble to the floor. My life has finished right before my eyes. How can I report this
case to the authorities? I don’t know Brian from adam. He picked me from the street and
later invited me to this party and I gladly obliged. What is my story? I have no story.


>>

BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 4 (STORY BY DINDY)
please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission,thank you for reading this story..............


[WRITER SPEAKS]=> It fell right on the floor an inch above his head,the noise it made was so strong that it sounded; like a gun shot coming from an ak47. Celestin didn't even notice a single thing,due to the state he was in;a state of total lost of knowledge,a state of confusing,a state that reduces a man's ability to zero. The rain reduced,so did the wind which blew from the south,the erosion stopped because of the reduction of the rain,the fire was no more burning on any thing,but the damage which it caused was written all over the place.Celestin's life was surly going to be more difficult when the wakes up from his dream or gains his consciousness back.
......mean while in Celestin's dream under the influence of his unconscious mind.........

Celestin:"Good morning dad",he said putting a large grin on his face.
Celestin's Dad:"how are you?,boy o boy",asked his dad, with a smile on his face.
Celestin:"I am fine dad,and you dad?",he asked sitting down close to his dad.
Celestin's Dad:"well son, i am as good as the old donkey of our state",said his dad in a playful way.
Celestin:"Laughs".
Celestin:"oh dad you are such a funny man,you always know how to make people laugh",he said with a grin on his face.
Celestin's Dad:"well son i am gifted in that side",he said smiling.
Celestin:"You know dad, its never to late for you to enter that open mic contest for comedians",he said teasing his dad.
Celestin's Dad:"laughs".
Celestin's Dad:"son don't start that with me again",he said with a smile.
Celestin:"I am for real dad",he said with a jokey look and voice.
Celestin's Dad:"boy if you start that,I will chase you round the house, and you will run and get tired of running",he said as he set himself to run after celestin.
Celestin:"you will make even the tables and chairs laugh, with your jokes",he said as he ignored what his dad said and prepared to be chased by his dad.
Celestin's Dad:"That is it!,I will catch you and pin you down",he said as he smiled and stood up from the chair he sat.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestin being a sharp boy,quickly stood up, by pressing his hands Down on the chair and pushing his body upwards. His dad pressed his hands on the chair he sat on, then pushed his body towards the left where Celestin was,and chased Celestin immediately he made a move. Celestin turned and ran pass the chair he sat,his dad was right at his back,Celestin's dad threw his right hand thinking he was going to get hold of Celestin,but he was wrong,his hands didn't touch celestin at all,instead his hands slap the chair's side,but he didn't stop with the chase. They both ran into the kitchen,Celestin who was ahead quickly calculated the next move to make in his head, as he ran towards the kitchen exit door leading outside.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> His dad who was chasing him from behind, did his own calculation of how he would catch Celestin,Celestin knew that the only way he could escape his dad, was to run away by the use of the exit door. Celestin got to the exits door,but little did he remember that it was lock since last night,to avoid thieves from entering into their house at night. He turned the handle of the Door downwards as he pushed his body to the door to unlock it with force..(bad idea)..the force which he used to push the door was not greater than the force acting on the door,both at it's lock side and at it's fixed position,due to the inability of Celestin to produce a greater power to over come the door forces.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> He bounce back;like a ball which was bouncing forward and then it encountered an iron door pushing it backwards. He fell on the floor with his butt kissing the floor first,his hands were right beside him, stopping his back from touching the floor when his butt kissed the floor. His dad on seeing what happened stopped running and smile,he spread his hands and legs wide open; like a goal keeper who is about to catch a penalty.
Celestin's dad;"you are faster than i, but i was the best goal keeper when I was your age boy o boy",he said with a devilish smile.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestin quickly stood up and faced his dad, then he looked left and right,then he tried running away from his father from the left,his dad followed him up,Celestin moved back,then he tried running to the right but his smart dad followed him up again. Well his dad was smart, but not smart enough. Celestin's dad thought he had got Celestin due to the way he followed him up, by running to the right hand side as quick as Celestin,Celestin stopped as soon as he saw that his dad followed him fast,then celestin quickly passed in-between his father's legs, which was opened like a goalpost. Before his dad understood what was really going on,Celestin has gone through between his goalpost legs.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> He ran as fast as he could to the parlour,as he ran,he grew a beard underneath his jaw,his body structure began to change from the top of his head to the soul of his feet,the clothes he wore grew like his body did..(dream magic)..under seconds his body was completely changed,suddenly he heard a knock on the door, He walked up to the door and opened it,after he opened the door, fear took over him.
Celestin:"Mary wha...wha..what are you doing here?",he asked in total fear.
[WRITER SPEAKS]=> She looked at him and smiled,then she brought out a hot boiling substance, and poured it on his eyes. He screamed placing his hands on his face,then he dropped to the floor.......................................to be continue......story by dindy.........whatsapp number:07087750433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi



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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen!


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Akpos enters a church n finds the
priest."How may I help you son?" asks the
priest.
"Am looking for my wife, she said she
would be here but as I can see she's not
around. Now that am here, I would like to
confess".
They go to the confession area,"forgive me
father for I have sinned."
"What are your sins my son?" The man
replies, "The other day, I went looking for
my wife at her home but she was not there.
I found her sister alone, I slept with the
sister."
Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to
confess".
"Then another day I went looking for her at
her aunt's place but she was not there, I
found her cousin alone, I slept with the
cousin".
"You know that is wrong my son".
"Then the other day I went looking for her
at her working place. She was not there, I
found her colleague alone,.."
The priest interrupts, "Let me guess, you
slept with her colleague?"
"Yes father". There was silence after that.
Father?" Father?" Still silent.
Akpos peeps through and finds out that
the priest is no longer there . He looks for
him and finds him hiding."Why are you
hiding father?"
The priest replies, "I've just realized I'm the
only one here and you came looking for
your wife"


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My name is Frank
Edoho
from who wants to be a millionaire, a
friend of yours is on the
hot seat and he needs your help to answer the
next question which goes for N20M. " What's
the yoruba name
for SIM CARD ??



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Why I can't love

Episode 3


Least did I know that Richmond was just in for fun and nothing but fun. I tried my best to make him happy at all cost but he was never content with that. I quite remember the day he was not

feeling well. I needed to stay awake throughout the night just to make sure that he was ok. I spent my academic periods making him feel good . I cooked for him, washed for him and even chose what he should wear just to make him look nice on campus. He happened to be a very handsome guy as well (the one every girl would love to get). Having midnight pleasure with him was just as normal as anything you could think of . He rented a hostel in town just for our pleasure sessions. In order not to tell lies, he was very good at "it" and that even made me find it difficult quiting the relationship. I was deeply lost in the pool of love while he was also in for fun. He turned me into a sex maniac. Anytime he needs sex he will just call on me to meet him there. Aside our relationship, Richmond was also dating Afia, the hall prefect's friend without my knowledge. So it got to a point where everything was all about excuses. Today this excuse, tomorrow another and the next a different one. He has had me to the fullest so he decides when to attend to me or what to do with me. But anytime I miss his call will mean I must come up with numerous explanations. I was thinking he was just jealous because other guys do propose to me. It got to a point where the relationship became very dark and cold. We hardly see each other not to even talk of having an extensive conversation on phone. We were given a midsem break but I decided to stay on campus to see if we could put things in order so that our relationship could bounce back to normal. My hall prefect was also around. I knew Richmond will also be around because he was not a fan of going home after such a short break. I called him and he told me he will be going for a funeral in their village so he wouldn't be around but will return just after the burial service. Not knowing, he had arranged with Afia to travel with her during that period. My hall prefect became my friend because of that incidence of punishing me. I told Richmond that I will be waiting for him on campus. One night, while almost everybody had left the hall, I was asleep on my bed. It was that three in one bed but I was on the down one. Deep in the night while I was asleep, I felt someone massaging my body. I thought I was dreaming. So I was just mentioning Richmond's name. I was actually enjoying the massage. Before I could realize, my hall prefect tapped me on the chin to open my eyes. She was the one halfway naked sitting on me while doing the massage. She said shhhhhh!!!! . Meaning I should shut up. She said I should keep quiet, then she asked if i was not enjoying what I was feeling? She added " forget about guys because they will only use you and dump you. Let us have fun in our own way. You have a guitar-shaped body why do you want guys to destroy it for you? I fell for you from the first day i saw you but you gave yourself to that 'goat' you call Richmond. Do you even know where your so-called Richmond is as we talk now? By now he is on top of Afia in a hotel far away from town. If you want evidence let me call Afia and hear something. " she stood up from me and went for her phone and called Afia. The first two calls ended without any response but the third one went and she picked. This was their chat;
Prefect: "bad girl why were you not picking my calls? "
Afia: "haayy baby girl you dey spoil my night give me oo I dey heaven with my husby "
Prefect: " really? So who be that? Or ebi Richmond? "
Afia: " yes now? The guy is just too good " As soon as I heard her say 'yes', my body just vibrated like a quick phone flash. My thinking pattern was in a jumble. Total cacophony. They continued with the call. The phone was on speaker loud so I could hear everything. Prefect: " OK then baby finish am hard oo that en babe dey campus dey werge am haha"
Afia: " dawg am saf. She figure say she b smart pass me "
Then Afia hanged the call. My eyes were filled with tears. As I was lying crying, the prefect was just fumbling my breast. I pushed her and asked her to get up from me. She then said I should stop thinking about that guy because that was how they do it on campus. She added that I shouldn't call any guy as belonging to me unless the person has married me. I poured out more tears because I felt cheated and useless. Why me? I asked myself. The prefect talked to me in a way which made me regret ever meeting Richmond. I finally gave in to her game and we had fun together that night. She started calling me her baby from that night. I never liked what she did with me so I distanced myself from her. The following afternoon, I packed my things and went home. I cried the whole day when I got home. My mother asked what the problem was but I just lied to her that I lost a very good friend of mine (see how guys can turn ladies into Liars!????). She tried to calm me. She pampered me like I was her only daughter. But the fact is that we are four in number and I happened to be the first born. Richmond never called for the whole period of the break. I also didn't call. The break was over and we got to school. I never made my mind even to see him. He hardly comes to dinning too so I didn't see him at dinning despite the fact that we were reshuffled. Personally I have no idea of how that Afia looked like but what I planned in my mind to do to her when I meet her hmmm. Maybe they would have sacked me from the school. One day on my way back to the hall after prep, I met him (Richmond) on the way walking very fast. When he saw me he shouted "oh my love! Where have you been? Why have you suddenly forgotten about me? I lost my phone when I got to the funeral and because I was very confused, I couldn't even remember your number. You didn't even asked of me from my friends. I just returned from the funeral and am on my way to your hall to ask of you. " I was just looking at him as he continued to talk. When he landed I asked him whether he had finished. He said what did I mean by if he had finished. "Don't you believe me anymore ?" He asked. " Oh not that oo I was only asking you so that I could also tell you why you didn't hear from me " I said. " OK then tell me I'm listening to you.
"he asked.
"I went home because you were not coming and by the grace of God, my old boyfriend who broke my virginity and travelled abroad had returned and wanted me back for marriage. So I was busy with him. He never gave me the opportunity to make calls so I also returned today" I said to him. He was like "whaaaat? What are you trying to insinuate? Just these few days of my absence and you couldn't control yourself? You went to give yourself to another guy? Is that what you are telling me? " I said " yes you heard me right. I am not speaking in parables or idioms. Am speaking in plain language. Maybe next time ask Afia, your funeral sex mate to teach you so that you learn the difference between idioms and plain language or better still what it means by your phone getting missing and fucking Afia in the hotel over the week. Goat!! So I was just one of your pets you use for your dirty games huh? "I fired at him with some sort of pain in my heart. He became motionless and speechless. He was just looking into my face in shock, fear and panic just like a confused tilapia.

So how did Richmond finally responded to the shock? What happened next? The next episode surely has got the answers.

Episode 4 will come later



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NAMELESS (EPISODE FIVE) STORIES DA VIBA
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Lady Miriam couldn’t bear the pain any more, she had been troubled by her thoughts since she returned home that morning from the clueless mission she embarked on by 4:00am Selfishness is the mother of disgrace’.
“Would I ever get over this mess? I think the best description of me is just an ingrate, What would be his reaction when he comes home?” Those and more were thoughts struggling for eruption from her deepest hearts.
Her husband had gone on a three-days business trip, that very day was the third day and he surely would be at home before noon, (Mr Godson does not keep late nights except for days he was hooked up by duty on business) It was already 2:00pm and he was still not back home.
Staring into the face of her child who laid peaceful on the bed, hot tears of regrets streamed down towards her nose. She couldn’t have had a more pretty child even if she borrowed a womb.
“i know you are all there is and I pray I can survive any other loss”, she uttered sitting up from the side of the bed with mixed feelings.
she still wondered what had invaded her mind, her spirit hunted her and as she was about to give in to the next hopeless conclusion, there was a gentle knock at the door.
Mr Godson noticed that her countenance was strange and asked, “How has it been with You and the kids?”
He trusted she never told lies but he couldn’t believe his ears.
“You can’t tell me you gave in”, he fumed in rage.
“What a wicked friend you’ve got! Are you the head of this family or myself? How could you do this injustice to God and mankind? I’m not a part of this wickedness and you must get ready to show me the way right now”, he thundered.
Godson was flared up as they led the way to where miriam dumped her, Miriam thought about her juvenile thinking characterized by heeding to her friend’s advice (Eve who {a married woman} has always been Miriam’s childhood friend and honest peer).
…..(FLASH BACK)…..
“Eve!!, Eve!!”, Miriam welcomed her friend after a tight hug.
“There is something, i want to tell you”, Eve announced after their formal greetings.
She went ahead to poison Miriam’s heart with the venom of menace asking her who would inherit her husband’s wealth if these children were to grow up.
They engaged in female talks after which Eve left planting a thorn within the thrones, Miriam felt restless thinking about her friend’s insinuation, The more she thought about it the more reasons she gets enchanted by her friend’s words.
……(PRESENTLY)……
She felt that compunction of ever dumping the child that brought happiness to her family (How could she be this stupid?listening to her friend).
She vowed never to have any intimacy with Eve whom she cursed under her breath.
–But can the deed be reversed? Or can this maniacal act be a twist of destiny for the young baby–……… To be continue.
ADVICE
Friends are like a soul in two different bodies, we should try to choose our friends before they choose us, Choose or be the chosen!! ~Evybliss De Cognoscenti~
“Life is a bubble what fills its spaces are positive and negative advices which either make or maim us!! ¤Nonsegzy De Magnificenti¤
This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by;
1). Nonsegzy
2). Evybliss
3). Princeprezide
4). Dindy
5). Blexxybaby
6). Nelly
Watch out for episode 6, your comments are needed… Please like our page on facebook “Stories Da Viba”


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Slapping Robot [Read it]


Akpos bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.

He decided to test it at dinner.

Akpos: My son, where were you today?.

Son: In school. (Robot Slaps Son).
Okay, I lied, I went to watch a movie.

Akpos: Which one?.

Son: Toy Story. (Robot Slaps Son) Okay, it was Indecency movie.

Akpos: What? When I was your age I didn't watched such….(Robot Slaps Akpos).

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he’s your son. (Robot Slaps Mom).


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2014-12-08 19:46:26

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Five Ways to Catch a Thief!
American Police Style: Allow the thief to catch you, then you
catch the thief.
China Police Style: Chase the thief until he becomes tired, then
you catch him.
Arab Police Style: Kidnap the thief's wife and threaten the thief
to surrender.
Indian Police Style: Sing for the thief until he comes close to
you, then catch him.
Nigerian Police Style: Catch any person on the street, beat him
until he agrees that is a thief.



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2016-04-30 13:35:24

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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

~ Claude McDonaldRelated

Holy water [Read it]


Teacher:how can u get holy water Akpos:boil the hell out of the water


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2015-06-04 23:47:23

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Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
Man: “And how would you do that?”
Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss comes in: “What are you doing?”
Woman: “I’m a light bulb.”
Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?”
The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”


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2017-06-07 18:29:10

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D bad news [Read it]


A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;


MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first?


STAFFS: (murmur) The bad news first.


MANAGER: You all have been fired! 


STAFFS: (murmur) Then what's the good news?


MANAGER: I've been promoted.


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2015-03-18 16:23:03

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Two Brothers [Read it]


Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."


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2016-10-27 19:17:56

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JOKE PART 51 BY DINDY
I and a girl were having a conversation, then she asked me a question.
girl: If you were kissing me, what type of other things would you prefer to be done simultaneously?.
Dindy: Hmmm I can't say it.
Girl: Talk na Dindy.
Dindy: It's too bad.
Girl: C'mon man up.
Dindy: Ok.
Dindy: I would like to clean off your lipstick from my mouth, so that my girlfriend won't see it.
:_____
Girl slaps Dindy and walks away.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 52.


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2016-11-17 03:54:06

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Full Bed Bath [Read it]


The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it.To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously set her equipment up, she confessed to the patient that she had never given a full bed bath before.“I’ll tell you what,” he said, “how about if you wash as far down as possible, and as far up as possible, and then I’ll wash possible?”Related

Elderly man [Read it]


There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."


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2016-02-15 15:11:18

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