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Nigerian parents will put 'beware of Dogs' when their daughters are young and cute[teen] when they get above 30rnand no one is coming to marry them, the sign will change to 'ice block sold here'. . All na strategy. . . There is God.
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apkos sad story [Read it]


AKPOS SAD STORY.
.
I ate 4 plates of beans..
When I got to my girlfriends
place for dinner, she seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly "Darling I have a
surprise for you tonight".
.
She then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning
table. I took a seat and just as
she was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. She
made me promise not to touch
the blindfold until she returned
and went to answer the call.
.
The beans I had consumed was
still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
girlfriend was out of the room I
seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight
to one leg and let one go. It was
not only loud, but it
smelled like a fertilizer truck
running over a skunk in front of
a garbage dump! I took my
napkin from my lap and fanned
the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my
ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I
went on releasing atomic bombs
like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the
air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on it
feeling very relieved and pleased
with myself.
.
My face must have been the
picture of
innocence when my girlfriend
returned,
apologizing for taking so long.
She asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I
assured her I had not.
.
At this point, she removed the
blindfold.
To my greatest surprise, twelve
dinner
guests including her Mum and
Dad were seated around the
table, with hands holding their
noses.
.
I fainted..!


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A teacher asked a boy a simple question.... What is the country next to USA..boy answered with confident.. USB..


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after the death of the grandmother;the truth has come out;will things change?will Isabella ever forgive her foster dad for hurting her?will she find her biological parent?will you find the one she was exchange with and if she does;whom will him be?will she she be able to live with her new family and her brother Zippor;what will happen to their friendship?lets find the answers to those question



Mark: why are you crying?
Joab: i am a monster;i cant believe i killed my innocent wife for trying to save me. i am evil;i am suppose to go to jail;yes i did it;i am the evil one here not her;not her.
Mark: calm down;what is going on?
Joab: she didn't committed any sin against me;she exchange her son for someone else daughter
Mark: what?
Joab: yes;i would had been long dead;if she didn't do that.no wonder my mother said,'fate is on your side all thanks to your wife'

Mark: yes;i remembered the day she died;she said she gave birth to a son but i dont just get her
Joab: i am such a fool;a big one at that;i wish i could right my wrong;everyone i have hurt all because of my anger
Mark: you can still right your wrong
Joab: i doubt if i could ever make it up to them,they all hate me;especially Zippor and Isabella i hurt her so deep,very deep,that i cant right my wrong toward her
Mark: is okay(curtain)
Obedient: oh brother;welcome back
Zuriel: thank you
Ada: hey;thank GOD you are back;i miss you
Zuriel: i miss you more(he hugged her)i brought you something(he gave her a gown)
Obed: hey buddy;what about us?
Zuriel: i didnt bring any
Obedient: why?
Zuriel: is because she is my one and only sister
Obed: alright(enter Dedo)
Dedo: hello everyone
Ada: hi;i hope we are save
Dedo: of cause;my baby is back
Zuriel: Dedo,will you stop;what if my dad is around?
Dedo: i know he wouldn't say anything
Zuriel: well stop it;even if he wouldn't say anything;it's embarrassing
Dedo: are you ashamed of me?
Zuriel: will you stop
Obed: Dedo;that is alright

Mercy:Lunch is ready;everyone come to the dinning
Zuriel: alright;i miss your cooking
Mercy: naught you;alright thanks
Zippor: princess i have been looking for you everywhere and why are you under the rain?
Isabella: is it possible for the rain to wash away someone's pain?
Zippor: will you stop(he drags her to Joy's apartment)Joy please give her something to wear
Joy: no problem(she change her wet clothes)

Isabella: thank you very much;dont worry;when my brother clock eighteen;he will tell you his feelings for you
Joy: dont be ridiculous
Isabella: it wouldnt be too long;just a short period of time
Joy: food is ready;come and eat
Isabella: i am not hungry;you two go on and eat and please leave mine(he stared at the window with tears in her eyes)you know i have big appetite
Zippor: Isabella
Isabella: go on;eat up(she wipe the tears off her eyes)dont wait up for me
Zippor: you don't have to act brave;if you feel like crying just let it out;cry as much as you can;just let it out;no one will judge you for that
Isabella: really?(she cried)i was just hoping that someday that dad will love me back;the way he used to;he will still accept me as his daughter and that i am his daughter and that we are still sibling;i am not just related to you because of mom but because of dad and mom but it was mere fantasy because we can never be sibling and because it is the fact
Zippor: i am sorry;but no matter what happen we are still sibling
Isabella: you dont have to say it(she wipe her tears)of cause;please excuse me(exit)
Joy: you dont want to cry in her front?
Zippor: I want to be her pillar;that hold her up;i dont want her to see me like this;i can take the pain but she is just too young to take it
Joy: when did you intent to tell her that your grandma is dead(enter Isabella)
Zippor: i dont know
Isabella: grandma is dead?tell me
Zippor:yes;she passed out;after she said the truth
Isabella: no;that cant be;she is still alive
Zippor: pull yourself together
Joy: yes;all will be well
Zippor: it will be just fine(he hug her)
Joy: yes;it will be fine(few hours later)Isabella phone is ringing
Zippor: then pick it up
Joy: i cant
Zippor: alright;let me have it(he pick it up)hello
Zuriel: hi Bella
Zippor: it is not Bella;is Zippor;she is sleeping
Zuriel: oh sorry;i wanted to talk to her but i will just call her later
Zippor: alright;when she wakes up;i will let her know
Zuriel: thank you Zippor(he end the all)she is always with that boy;i wonder if both of them are dating.Zuriel;stop being silly
Ada: hey brother;what are you saying?

Zuriel: both of them are always together;does it mean her dad sent her out of the house because of that boy
Ada: brother;you are not making any sense(enter Obed/Obedient)
Zuriel: oh sorry;i was just thinking aloud
Obedient: what are you thinking about?
Obed: is it not obvious;is Isabella
Ada: will you stop
Zuriel: he is right
Obedient: what?
Zuriel: yes;she is always with a boy called Zippor
Obed: Zuriel;is jealous
Zuriel: she is not even my girlfriend;so why should i be jealous
Obed: she doesnt have to be your girlfriend first before you can be jealous;don't you think the boy in question is her brother;just like you and Ada?
Zuriel: i don't think so because she said the boy in question father sent him because of her
Ada: that is serious
Obedient: does it mean that;that small girl have started dating?
Zuriel: just hope she is not(enter Zeal)
Ada: see who is talking;don't you have a girlfriend now?

Zeal: Zuriel;do you have a girlfriend now?
Obed: dad is not what you think
Zeal: keep quiet;go on answer me(he kept quiet)where is your phone(he read his messages)so you now keep female friends?not just one but two
Zuriel: dad i can explain
Zeal: explain?don't bother because you are grounded;i am not giving you this phone until you learn your lesson and anyone who give him his or her phone;is in same boat with him
Alice: honey what is going on here?
Zeal: dont mind this little boy;he have started courting girls not even one
Alice: you see how useless he had become;excuse me(exit Alice)
Zeal: i will deal with you and you all;should just learn your lesson from him;if you were keeping one before now;just break it up;if i get hold of it;i will kill you
Obed: yes dad(exit Zeal)
Zuriel: oh my word;what have i gotten myself into?
Obedient: relax brother
Zuriel: i should relax?what if he sees all those text messages Dedo had sent me;what will i do?
Obed: dont worry everything will be fine
Zuriel: i just hope so;and i also wish that dad will still trust me
Ada: he will(curtain)
Zippor: Isabella;you haven't spoken a word since you find out the truth and grandma's dead





Isabella:what is there to say?that i should denial the truth when it is the fact or i should keep crying?i am too old to start crying like a baby
Zippor: that is not what i am saying
Isabella: i know you meant well but let us not try to correct our past or lament over then;its of no use crying over a spilled milk(enter Katherina)hey what are you doing here?
Katherina: how are you?
Isabella: as you can see my big brother's wife is taken good care of us;so there is nothing to worry about
Katherina: what?don't tell me you have started dating?
Isabella: relax if someone that is barely fourteen;same age with me;could be dating talk less of a seventeen years old;that shouldn't be a big deed
Zippor: Bella
Isabella: what?you are too up tight;loosen up;Zuriel said'his parent doesnt know' so dad doesnt need to know about it
Zippor: Zuriel
Isabella: yes Zuriel
Zippor: talking about him;he called
Isabella: what did he say?
Zippor: nothing;he just wanted to talk you
Katherina: dont tell me you are.....






to be continue


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This Story is originally written by Johnysky

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A man came to his son's
school to confront his
teacher as to why his son
had repeated her class 3
times.
He entered the class and
began to shout at her,
"My son has always been
top of his class so how
come since he entered
your class he has been
repeating?!"
As he was speaking, the
teacher's pen fell off her
hand and she bent over to
pick it with her big, round
ass facing him.
When she turned back to
him, his growing erection
was visible. The teacher
then said, "Now you
know why your son
doesn't want to leave this
class."
The man answered, "Yes,
and I don't blame him."



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I was terribly hungry this particular Saturday and there was nothing at home. Uchenna and Abisoko don leave me go Mapoly. Exam was fast approaching and I was seriously preparing for it. I wanted to go to Iya Balikis shop to get fresh pepper and tomatoes so I could prepare concoction rice. But the rice sef no dey house. I decided to go outside. I sat with balikis as she said her aunty was not around. Balikis has always been a wonder, smart and intelligent girl. She was in SS 2 and should be 15 years (my guess) of age. Each time there was no food in the house, me and other guys would try to beg and persuade she and her aunty to give us rice and other food stuffs to cook. They do give to us and most especially when her aunty is not around.
That Saturday I was hungry, I went to her own and she said her aunty had gone to major bush market to get tomatoes and other vegetables. Na so I seat down for there shop come start to dey gist. And Balikis dey very friendly. We talked about so many things from Funaab to what she plans on becoming when she grows up. As we were gisting, some guys sharing flyers came to us and gave us. It was about internet business and forex trade training. They started explaining how someone can make huge amount of money by trading forex and going into other internet online business. The guy talking to us was so convincing. “I had always wanted to go into online business. Not the Yahoo yahoo Uchenna and Abisoko were into. Na genuine one me wan go into but I didn’t know how to go about it. The guy said his name was bayo. He said it was an opportunity for students like us to come for the training and learn more. At least before graduating, if we are serious about forex, we go don build houses, buy cars.
I had been hearing about the forex trading for a long time. How people have been making serious cash from it. And even a guy I heard who was the richest student in Funaab was said to be into the forex trading. Them say the guy don buy houses, get landed properties. Sometimes when I see the guy coming to school. He comes with convoy sef, he and his friends. I even heard he bought his girlfriend a very sophisticated car. That was why Abisoko would always argue with people whether it was truly the guy was into forex or he was adding another thing. Because the was not just adding, he just dey multiply. He buys cars and houses and they call him the king of forex on campus.
I asked the bayo a couple of questions which he answered in his own way. He even talked about liberty reserves, E-gold, sales and buying. He told me the seminar was free for students if we have valid ID cards, and it would be taking place in camp the coming Saturday. Na so I happy ooo.
In the evening, I was seating in the parlour when Abisoko and uchenna returned from Mapoly. Na so dem begin narrate wetin happen and how they were given $1000 dollar each by one of their friends you dey who was a yahoo boy. “$1000!” I screamed. “Dey there, shebi I tell you make you follow us. You just dey dey do like odoyo,” Abisoko said. “How come dem come dey dash una money like this,” I asked. “Dat one na stupid question you dey ask,” uchenna replied. That was where the two guys began narrating how there friend duped a British woman of over N64m. As I hear “N64m” na so e be like say electric shock move for my body. I felt it wasn’t possible. She the oyibo woman na fool wey dem go just dupe am dat kind money. “Shey you never hear of wetin them dey call Yahoo plus plus?” uche said to me. Me keh, I have heard of it but I don’t know about it. I told them I don’t know about it. Na so them begin laugh me. They said they won’t tell me, I should go and find out myself. Na so these guys spread dollars for table.
The next week, these my guys don go buy new wears ooo, new phones. Na so uchenna give me him old Blackberry phone make I dey use. Infact all those days, they were not going to school. Dem don buy new modem. The kind people sef wey dey come dat house sef na die. Sometimes when I come back from school, I would see cars parked in the compound. Them wan turn the house to Yahoo yahoo villa. All man with him laptop and modem. Generator dey on. Them go call balikis if she don come back from school, she go go camp go chatter food for them. Sometimes balikis will even cook. Even this guys sef dey sleep over for the house. The generator sef dey run for 24 hours non stop.
On Friday I came back from school, I found that they got another Generator. After using one, they would drop it to rest and switch to the other one for some hours, then back to the first Generator. Dem no even send PHCN.
The next day which was a Saturday. Na so me dress up come waka go the seminar wey dem invite me. The seminar was so great that I enjoyed it. The facilitator whose name was folarin said he helps people to trade in forex. For those who don’t have laptop and other resources to trade. He helps them to trade. I felt it was an advantage for me because I no get laptop. I didn’t even have some few resource they talked about. We all were encouraged to invest as minimum of N3,000 if we want them to trade for us. After the program, I still went to meet the folarin and collected his mobile numbers. I asked him couple of questions. He further explained to me about their investment program. That they have traded for so many people and made profits. Even commissioners, and top Government officials sef rush to them. Main looking at the man sef, the suit wey he wear. I immediately believed him because he doesn’t seem to me that he would be lying. The way the program was even organized sef, making it free. Na so I feel say they know what they are doing. Folarin said that once I put my money into the program, ‘say I put N2,000 it would be multiplying every week.’ He gave an instance where they traded for one honourable commissioner with just N100,000. “The N100,000 multiplied to N1m in just one month.” As this man talk this thing, na so my head bang, gbagaun. Chaiiiii, as the man dey talk, I dey happy. I began feeling inspired and motivated. Maybe this was where God will use to uplift my family. This would actually be a breaking point for me. Na so folarin talk say I can even get profits and still reinvest the money back into the forex market and get more money. “He said infact, many people had even started calling him from other states. Even so many people who came to the seminar had started dropping money into the investment program.” At that point, I wished I had up to N5000 at that moment with me, so I could invest. But shishi, shingbyn I no get. Folarin also gave me some other investment sites that I could trade with E-gold, buy and sell the online currency. Na so I rush back home feeling happy.
When I got home, all the yahoo boys, including my room makes were asleep with Generator on. And PHCN don bring light. I changed over from Gen to PHCN and switched off the Generator. I woke Uchenna and asked him to borrow me N5,000. He asked me what I want to use the money for, I told him. He said he doesn’t have money. I asked Abisoko and he said the same thing too. I vex ooo. I felt they were wicked and don’t want to help me. They want to run me down and that was why they always encourage me to join their Yahoo business. They don’t want me to do a genuine business. I felt they have money but don’t want to give to me.
Later in the evening, they were all laughing at me. One of the yahoo boy, his name was John, said that the business seminar I went for, the organizers and there works, is the same business Yahoo boys are into. He said they were just defrauding our minds. He argued that “how can they just double money in just one week.” “That its not just possible in forex and that he had done forex before.” He advised that I shouldn’t give to people my money. “Me, no be wetin I wan hear be that.” I was just feeling betrayed. This people no wan give me money. I felt they were just trying to decieve me. Me sef come dey argue say those guys are genuine. Na so dem dey laugh me. Abisoko say make I go find money from somewhere else, say he no fit give me money make I put for 419 people hand.
The next day which was a Sunday, it was a new week and a day before our examination. The 3 Yahoo guys that came from Mapoly were leaving, John gave me N3000. Abisoko and Uchenna no tell me how much he give them, but I was sure it would be more than N10,000 since I heard he maga-d one big oyibo woman of about $10,000. Na so I save the money make I take do investment. Abisoko and uchenna had still adamant in giving me any money. Na just small small money to go school and feed na im dem go just give me. Dem no wan give me up to N500 because they feel I would go invest it.
I tried as much as possible to meet up with some little money my two friends were given to me, in terms of saving. I just want to invest at least N5000 before going on break so when we resume, my money go don reach N100k. Abisoko and uchenna were still complaining that they were not able to make head way in there yahoo yahoo business. Dem never see better customer. I sometimes laughed at them. I told them that Yahoo yahoo doesn’t pay. “Make them leave the business come join folarin investment forex trading. But dem no wan gree.”
After the exam, In which I, Abisoko and Uchenna were nearly put into trouble. We sat together throughout the exam. Thank God it was an e-exam and objective questions. If I click “a” them go click “a.” If I put “b” them too will go for “b.” Them no read. Na only me dey read. We were nearly caught. Thank God the invigilator had to stay there and watch three of us.
Well the exam finished and I arranged my things to go home. I still had the N3000 john gave to me. My two guys said they were not going that week but the next. Them wan carry girls from FCE osiele and Mapoly come the house. They asked me to wait but I told them I wasn’t. But uchenna said if I can wait till Sunday, he would give me N5000. “Uchenna had no problem with money. His uncle sends him money regularly and his mapoly yahoo Uchenna sends do, because he normally hooks them up with Fce osiele girls. Sometimes his uncle sends him N20k weekly. So he could afford to just give me N5000.” Na so I think about wetin Uchenna talk. At least I fit still throw in the money for folarin investment if I waited till Sunday.
.......To be continued from Episode 5.......


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“i’m so short of words my dear” i confessed,
“i know sweety. So just keep quiet and let’s go home”
chioma replied.
_______ The rest of the week was very uneventful, we did
nothing but concentrate on our jobs which we
neglected for so long. However it never stopped me
from thinking about Mary. I couldn’t imagine what the
poor lady was going through on her sick bed. It pained
me a lot and oh yes i felt very responsible. Just like Chioma i was very curious to know what was
wrong with Mary, but her elder Sister saw us more as
enemies than friends. She refused discussing Mary’s
illness with us even though we tried our best to call
everyday.
That was the situation of things till Saturday afternoon when we visited the hospital again.
This time Mary was very much awake and looking a bit
better, though still very fragile.
She managed to sit up on the bed immediately we
showed up, forcing out a weak smile which we returned
in full. Chioma dutifully sat beside her. “I wasn’t expecting to see you guys. Though my sister
told me how you have been asking about me” she said
to Chioma, coughing weakly as she talked. Chioma held
her hand and smiled sweetly.
“of course we are very worried for you sweetheart. No
one is without a conscience. We do care very much about you” she answered innocently. Mary breathed
deeply before looking up at me.
“you know i felt i found happiness. I felt i found my
missing rib when Ken came along. I know you
understand that feeling which comes when someone
who matches your criteria enters your life” she addressed Chioma who nodded slowly.
“i felt happiness. My life was his, i fell so strongly in
love. I gave him my soul to keep safe, but you know the
rest of the story” she continued weakly, while i looked
down with shame and remorse.
“he flung away my life. He flung away everything for you” she said bitterly, touching everyone with her
words. Her elder sister quickly interrupted with concern.
“my dear you shouldn’t be talking about the past. You
are very sick”She protested, eyeing me angrily.
“don’t worry big sister there isn’t any cause for alarm.
Everything happened for a purpose, moreover i now think it’s cool things ended the way it did. I would have
suffered more being in this condition with Ken as my
husband. So don’t worry anymore about me dear Ken, i
have forgiven you. Just be happy with your girl” she
concluded and sobbed.
I quickly knelt by her side, hugging her by the waist, while chioma equally sobbed. It was a very emotional
scene.
“you are a very wonderful person. The more i get to
know you. The more i admire everything about you.
Thanks a lot for understanding, we will continue
checking on you till you get better and leave this hospital. The bills are on me, don’t worry about
anything and get better” Chioma promised, shocking
everyone with her offer.
However we had no time to discuss further with Mary
nor her sister because a doctor soon showed up to
check on her forcing us to leave. We left with the promise of returning on monday but
unfortunately Mary never made it to monday.
An early monday morning phone call from Mary’s sister
broke the terrible news to me.
“MY SISTER IS DEAD. Mary is dead” she cried over the
phone.

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Sonia made up her mind to play along with
Ebere. She had earlier discussed with her
mother about it; whom saw nothing wrong with
it.
“At least,the crime you committed will forever
remain a secret and moreover, i trust you will
estort enough money from him” She
added, making Sonia’s endless thoughts grow
the more. She was right about the idea of
concealing the crime but that estorting money
‘thing’ was what made her give the old woman
the “does this woman ever wish me well at all?”
stare.
“What is that?” Her mother who didn’t take the
staring for granted asked.
“Nothing” Sonia had replied.
***
Sonia thought of every possible ways to carry
out her plans but a question struck her mind.
What if David refuses her advances and send
her out of the house?
What will become of her? She thought very
hard to avoid any complicated
issue. She had to make sure she succeeds
because if she doesn’t, she will
loose everything. The impatient Ebere had sent
her texts over the pasts days,saying she’s still
waiting for a call.
The second week was coming to an end and
she equally knew that Ebere meant every word
she said.
“Three weeks or you face the law”
The idea of eliminating Ebere crossed her mind
severally but she remembered her words
again; that there was another witness who also
saw the way she heartlessly stabbed paul.
The pictures Ebere later showed her made her
wish she had supernatural powers powers to
change things. With those pictures, Ebere really
got the upper hand.
“Oh my God.I didn’t mean to take his life.
I know it wasn’t right.
Vengeance, you have finished me”
::::.***::::
Angela had gone out to visit a friend. David was
at home with Sonia. She saw this as the perfect opportunity
to begin her plans. She thought of what to do.
David was in the sitting
room watching television. She wore a very short
mini skirt and a little sleeveless top,
which revealed a clear view of her
bossom. Ebere was at the other end of the
mobile phone in her back pocket. As
she stepped out of her room, she stopped
and gave a second thought. Her inner self told her to move on before Angela
comes back.
She approached the sitting and
stood still, staring at him. His eyes were glued
to the football match he was watching. She
stepped forward, her heart beating very fast.
She placed her left palm on her chest to
calm the increased heart beat.
She kept stepping forward slowly.
She just prayed her
mission gets successful. She
tapped him and as he turned, his eyes landed
on her bossom.
Sonia noticed his countenance
change. She wondered what next. She didn’t
want to be embarrased.
“You called me sir” She said instead, looking at him
boldly as if she was actually called.
“I didn’t call you, and why are you putting on
this dress” David
asked, he was having mixed feelings. He didn’t
know if he should shout at her or not. Frankly
speaking, he was beginning to like her for the type of person she
was. Very hardworking, humble and respectful, with her
beauty crowning it all. But for the sake
of the vow he made on the alter to Angela, he
always dismissed every negative thoughts to
take advantange of the poor girl. But now, here she
was with him all alone.
He looked at her once more. He controlled
himself as a man, not knowing that Sonia had a plan in mind.
“Why are you wearing this?” He asked again.
Sonia knew without being told that she had
failed this first attempt.
“Nothing sir. just that i was feeling heat. so i
decided to wear this clothes” She answered, touching
the clothes as if David didn’t see them.
“Is the fan in your room no longer working.
Go to your room” David finally said and faced the
football match he was watching.
“I am sorry sir” Sonia drawled and started
walking away slowly. ”Ebere surely must be
angry over there” She thought.
Few hours later, Angela called and informed
David that she won’t be returning home that
very day. She had gone to see her parents with the hope of
returning that same day but something came
up which made her mother ask her to call her
husband and inform him she won’t be returning that day.
After ending the conversation on the phone with
his wife, he called Sonia to inform her that her
madam would not come home that day, so that would
not prepare her dinner.
Sonia nodded in comprehension.
“Another chance” she thought and smiled to herself.
When it was time to start preparing dinner, she
carefully prepared it and went into her room.
It was 7.45pm and David was getting hungry.
Sonia ought to have called him to come and eat.
“Sonia” he called.
There was no answer.
He kept calling her name while heading to the
kitchen. She wasn’t there. He headed to her
room, still calling her name. As he opened the
door to her room, he found her sleeping on the bed without putting any clothes on.

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hand shake [Read it]


abeg make i scratch this thing before person die here








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Adatan = cutlass has finished
Isale ake = the bottom of axe
Alabata= shoe licker
Fatola= oracle urinate okro
Kuto= die and urinate Apakila= killer's hand
Oke saje= the hill of withes
Ago oko= camp of stones
Ago ika= camp of wicked people
Ita ika= front yard of wicked people
Iyana mortuary= tunning to the mortuary Idi aba= big yansh
Itoku= dead people 's area
Adigbe= feaces blocker
Somorin= you fit waka
Totoro= very narrow
Itoko= place where dey sell stones Elewe eran= the leave meat seller
Asero= place to change passenger
Kotopo= very small
Oke mosan= the hill where people drink orange
Enu gada= the mouth of d bridge
Ita eko= place where dey sell pap Arinlese= the leg is in the middle
Ilugun=the town is long
Omida= water don finish
Iberekodo= bend down do wetin u wan do
Mawuko= don't cough
Oke ijeun= the hill where people eat Isale ijeun= the bottom where people eat
Ijeun titun= new style of eating
Kugaba= die and take
Oke egunya= the hill of masquerades
. #You can add more. #AoN


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Who love me most episode 14

Continue part....

Amara :i don't get you ,is it that you can't graduate or what

Chidi:nothing i just don't want to leave the school for now

Amara :why

Chidi:am not just prepared to face what the outside world holds for me.

Amara till couldn't understand him,she just then decided that on the right time he will explain better

Amara :tell me about your childhood

Chidi :there's nothing special about my childhood

Amara :but I want to hear or you don't want me to know about you.

Chidi key what do you want to know

Amara key (sit up)tell me about your family

Chidi :hmmmmmm, well am from the family of four,my dad ,my mum, my little sister and me

Amara :you have a sister

Chidi :yeah

Amara :how old is she

Chidi :she is 19 years old

Amara :if your sister is 19, how old are you then

Chidi :24

Amara was surprise

Amara :i don't believe you

Chidi :why

Amara :you have spent eight years in this school and you are 24 how come

Chidi sit up facing her)let me say God blessed me with the gift of intelligence,(Amara was confused,chidi notice this)it seen you are lost let me explain better, when I was in Jss1 i was counted as one of the best students in that schools even in my class,one day i was passing through Jss3 classroom and i saw an mathematics equation written on the board, and it was solved wrongly, i entered the classroom and after I greeted them all,i told the teacher that the answer was not correct, she doubted it at first but when I was done with the calculation i got the right answer.

Amara :wow you must have made the teacher look stupid

Chidi: oh yeah she was,and that changed every thing, they informed my father about what happened,my father was proud of me and in no time i was promoted to Jss3.

Amara :how old were you then

Chidi :12 year

Amara :continue

Chidi :i wrote my Jss3 examination and i went to ss1,then from ss1 to ss2,I then told my dad i wanted to take Wace with the ss3 students, my dad agree,in no time i got am admission into this university, so here am I.

Amara :how old were you when you got admitted

Chidi laughed )15,

Amara :what

Chidi laughing )they wouldn't have admitted me if not for my dad.

Amara :hmmmmmm ,then how did you end up being a cultist

Chidi :stop making it sound that way,it makes me feel bad

Amara :well I have no other name to call it

Chidi :call it a social groups

Amara gaze it him with her eyes wide open

Chidi :yes at least that is better then calling it a cultist

Amara key,how did you end up being in a social group

Chidi :much better, well I was in my first 200L i met a guy name jacob,we became friends, then we started living together, he was this kind of a guy that has no auto of fear,he speaks with so much guts,i asked him one day what was his source of his strength, he told me he could show me and I agree, that was how I was made a member.

Amara :hmmmmmm,and after that

Chidi :nothing, jacob was the leader then so when he graduated and left,they made me their new leader not because I was the most dangerous of them all but because of my money, influence and so lot of things and they needed someone that has connections,so that is where I am till today.

Amara :and how did emma and the rest of your friends come in

Chidi :jude and Godwin became a member after me then when I became the leader that was when emma came in,and ever since then he has been my best friend, end of story.

Amara :how did you get so influential, your dad right

Chidi :that will be a story for another day,cause right now I have to go
Amara wasn't happy that he was leaving but he told her that he has important things to do,she made him promise that when next they see he will continue from where he stopped,he agreed and he kissed her and left. Amara was happy that at least she is getting to know a lot of things about him.
************************************

It was the next day morning, Amara was getting ready for school, she woke up very early because she needed to read before going to school, as she was about to leave her room her phone rang, it was her father she ended the call then called him back

Amara :Good morning papa

Mr uche :yes my dear,how are you

Amara :am fine papa and you

Mr uche :am fine

Amara :what about mama

Mr uche :she is fine,i have been trying to reach you but your number is not going through

Amara :maybe it the network

Mr uche key,Amara

Amara :yes papa

Mr uche :when are you coming to see us,it's been long since your last visit, your mother is very worried

Amara :it's not like I don't want to come and see you and mama,exam is around the corner and i can't miss any lecture .

Mr uche :you are right but can't you find out time to come, we really need to see you,we have something to tell you.

Amara key papa what is it that you want to tell me you can say it on the phone

Mr uche :i cannot say it on the phone, we want to see you and you have to be fast.

Amara : papa, i can't give you any assurance for that,you might not see me for a very long time,so just tell me cause I can't leave the school now.

Mr uche was silence for so time

Mr uche :Amara,you know that I am not a rice father and a time might come when I will not be able to pay for your fees,and my prayer for you is to see you become a successful person in life.

Amara : papa why are you telling me this now

Mr uche :I must tell you this,because I don't want a situation whereby I can't be able to continue paying for your fees in school.

Amara : papa let that time comes,and when it comes we will cross it.

Mr uche :no my daughter, i want us to start planning towards it now

Amara key papa what are your subjection

Mr uche :i want you to get married

Amara was shocked

Amara :marry, now (laughed )papa ne but I don't have any one now

Mr uche :that is why I called, some one has asked for your hand in marriage,and he has promised to further your education.

Amara : hmmmmmm, so who is he that thinks he can marry me

Mrs uche :you already knows the person

Amara : papa just tell me his name

Mr uche :it maxwell

At first amara thought her ears were deciving her but her father repeated maxwell name again,Amara got angry

Amara :what,get married to maxwell, papa,papa just stop,why will you be telling me this now, even if i want to get married it can never be maxwell,why maxwell of all people.

Mr uche :because he is responsible and realisable, he's a man that can take good care of you

Amara :wait oh papa,maxwell actually told you he want to marry me

Mr uche :yes and he is serious about it

Amara : papa, maxwell and i are just friends and nothing more,and am okey the way we are

Mr uche shouting )but I am not okey with it,do you have any idea what that boy has been doing for i and your mother,do you

Amara :please papa if this is a joke just stop, it's not funny.

Mr uche :don't you know when your father is serious.

Amara started crying

Amara :but I don't love maxwell i don't have any feeling for him,how can you tell me to do that

Mr uche :then you should work on that,everything i am trying to do now is for your own good,or you think I can let you end up with that stupid fool you call your boyfriend,you think I don't know, i heard everything, now you better end want ever thing you think you have with him and focus on maxwell who will soon be your husband, and try to come home quickly cause if I wait for you and i don't see you before the end of next week I will come to meet you myself and you know what that means.

Amara till crying )papa please

Mr uche :you better stop crying, i have said my own ,let me not see you,nonsense

He huge up,Amara was so speechless, she cried bitterly, she never knew maxwell could do sure a thing,she didn't go to lecture that day,chidi tried calling her but she didn't pick up,chidi called Sandra that amara wasn't picking his calls, when Sandra came back from lecture she check on her but her door was locked, she even tryed knocking but no response,she called chidi to inform him but chidi knew she was inside because report came to him that she hasn't left the house, it was just about thirty minutes after Sandra knock at her door,she got hold of herself, wash up her face and tidy herself up,she opened her door and slowly walk out of the house because she didn't want anyone to see her,she took a taxi and headed to maxwell house.

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D Blind man [Read it]




Blissieng was taking a shower and then suddenly she hears the doorbell;


so she goes to the door with no clothes on whatsoever and she says "WHO IS IT" and the person says it's a blind 


man (romade) so she thinks that it will be alright because this man is blind, so she opens the door and romade says "NICE BOOBS LOVE , HERE IS YOUR BLIND" 


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Look at the world around u;
u’ll c God’s creativity.Look at the breakfast table;
u’ll c God’s providence.Look at the mirror;
u’ll c God’s sense of humor.Related

"How did you know where I was?" His eyes met mine. There was sadness in them hidden behind the anger that darkened them. I felt my stomach dip. The effect was instant.

"You had me followed again, didn't you?" I asked, even though I already knew the answer.

He nodded. I should have been angry but I wasn't. I understood it was his way of watching over me. Besides after having upset him it was best to just let it slide; I didn't have the heart to fight with him about it.

"How are you feeling?" he asked softly, shoving his hands into his pockets.

I shrugged. Admitting I was feeling heartbroken over him was impossible.

"I'm okay," I replied dropping my gaze to the ground.

It felt like there was a vast canyon between us that couldn't be crossed. I wanted to reach across it and take his hand in mine but I'd already made the decision to do what I thought was best for him. I had to let him go.

"Alex said you had a migraine last night," he said watching me closely when I lifted my eyes to his. I'd suffered from many migraines. It wasn't anything new but he made it sound like I was trying to hide something.

"What point are you trying to make?" I asked him, crossing my arms. He was going to try and use it against me I just knew it.

The park was starting to get busier and we were starting to attract attention. A hoodie didn't hide his face and only one hysterical girl had to recognize him for it to turn into a mob.

"Let's finish this talk in my car," he suggested as he scanned the area around us.

I didn't want to but I didn't want to cause a scene. As he turned to walk back to his car I followed behind. We both got into it. The silence was heavy with irritation on my part and anger on his.

"What do you want Grey?" I asked, refusing to meet his gaze. The sooner we got this conversation over with the better.

When the silence stretched on I looked to him. He was studying me.

"I want you to have the surgery as soon as possible," he said and I wanted throw my hands up in frustration.

We were at a stalemate.

"I'm not going to change my mind," I said averting my gaze from his. It was easier to stick to my guns if I didn't see him hurting. His brilliant blue stayed on me; I could feel the heat of his stare on my face.

"Why?" he asked, his voice hoarse. For a moment I closed my eyes briefly trying to wrestle with the guilt that if caused the hurt he was experiencing.

It was the first time he'd asked for an explanation and the least I could do was explain why I'd made the decision.

"Most people have a full life ahead of them. Years to do the things they want to."

I paused for moment trying not to allow my words to upset me but it was hard to talk about the things I might never have.

"I might not make it through the surgery. My whole life could be the time I have before the surgery," I said. My eyes met his. I knew that familiar fear I saw in them.

"But you could have the surgery now. You could survive it and have a full long life," he argued. He didn't get it and no matter what I said he wouldn't see why I was making the decision I was.

I bit my lip. I wasn't an optimist by nature and that was definitely an optimistic outlook.

"I'm not going to change my mind," I stated. He let out a deep sigh and looked out the window. I watched him for a few moments. He seemed to be staring but not seeing what was in front of him.

"You're tearing me apart," he whispered.

I felt my heart ache inside my chest. That was one of the hardest moments I'd ever experienced. Hearing the hurt in his voice and seeing the vulnerable side of him that few saw. It was the first time I saw the pain he was suffering because of me. I wanted to reach out my hand and brush my fingers against his cheek and tell him everything would be okay. Something in me wanted to ease his pain, no matter the cost. I wanted to tell him I would do anything to stop his pain. But this wasn't just about him. The selfish part of me that needed that time resisted the urge to give in to him.

"I'm not trying to hurt you," I told him softly looking to the park. This was so hard and I felt an overwhelming anger. It was so unfair. We'd just found our way to each other only to find that I didn't have the time we thought we would.

He looked at me skeptically.

"I'm not," I argued. He looked back the view of the park.

I wanted to think about a time that we wouldn't have: the dates we wouldn't go on, the kisses we wouldn't share and the love that wouldn't carry us through our lives. I watched a couple walk past us. They were our age but unlike us they didn't seem to have a care in the world and I felt a stab of anger. Why had this happened to us? Why couldn't we be like them?

But life wasn't far and no amount of anger was going to change it. I let out a sigh hoping to expel the negative emotion.

An turmoiled silence settled over us. I kept my eyes on the strangers walking past the car. After a few minutes Grey started up the car. He never said another word. There wasn't anything more to say. 

It was only when he pulled up in my driveway did he switch off the car and then turn to face me. I looked at him.

"I love you," he said softly and I felt swamped by my growing emotion. "I would do anything for you."

I felt the sting of tears as his words pulled at my heart.

"But I can't do this...."

And there it was. It was what I wanted but I felt like something inside of me was dying. Maybe it was the thirteen year old who had fallen in love with him. The younger version of me that had believed that love could conquer all. In real life love wasn't enough.

"I can't be okay with your decision. Everyday you delay is one step closer to death. It's like watching you commit the slowest suicide and...I can't do anything to stop it."

He expelled a deep emotional breath. Even though I knew it was for the best his words hurt me. I understood why I wanted the time but he didn't and there was no way to explain it to him.

A single tear slid down my face and I brushed it away. There was no hiding my heartbreak from him.

He reached out his hand to cover mine but before he touched me, he hesitated and then pulled his hand away.

"I understand," I said, trying to keep myself from falling to pieces.

I brushed another tear that escaped. My heartbreak was amplifying my already volatile emotions. Fearing I'd end up sobbing my heart out in front of him and opened the door. I stumbled out and closed the door. As I got to the front door the floodgates opened and I made it into the house when the tears streamed down my face.

"What's wrong?" Alex asked, concern in his features when he took in my upset state. I didn't answer him instead I brushed past him and ran up the stairs.

My fear and pain seeped through the cracks in my armour. I didn't want to cry in front of my family. Inside the safety of my room I lay on my bed and hugged my pillow. I cried my heart out for everything I was losing and never have.


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JOKE PART 49 BY DINDY

Pastor: Your mum told me that you have a spiritual problem.
Dindy: Ah! That's a pure lie, I don't have.
Pastor: So you're saying your mum is lying?.
Dindy: I don't know sir.
Pastor: Ok, let me ask you a question and I pray you answer it right.
Pastor: Standing at the gates of heaven and God asks you “Why should I let you in?”.
Pastor: What would you reply?.
Dindy: Will first kneel down and say.
Dindy: Please daddy let me in, the WiFi connection is bad on earth.

Dindy was flog 100 times and was given 1 year dry fasting.....

DINDY WROTE THISrn Facebook username: Ossy Andy NnamdirnWhatsapp/Viber: 07087750433rnWatch out for part 50.rn


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FUNNY BOY!!! [Read it]


They is one day TAYO's mother was look true window,she notice dat some1 is looking for her,so she call tayo and told him dat if dat madam ask of me let her no that am travell sence 3day's,bcoz i hold her money.:-TAYO:OK!!
MADAM:Tayo how are u?
TAYO:Fyn ma...
MADAM:Hehehn! tayo where is ur mother?
TAYO:She's not around,she hav travell !!!
MADAM:sence when?
TAYO:Sence 3days nw!
MADAM:Ohh god!ok when she we be around nw?
TAYO:Haaa!! she did not remember to tell me dat oh!pls take ur site let me go and ask her at d back of that door!!!laughing


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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today.

One was caught watching TV;

Another playing cricket;

And the third one

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No, it’s not you.

Why do you always think you’re a monkey? You’re a donkey!Related

Breny got a girlfriend every body know about this
and is no more a flying news, on Friday while
Breny was being interviewed on PLANET FM
101.1 By a presenter name: Dr. Flavour. BRENY
introduced his girlfriend ''Brenice" to his fans...
what a nice thing he did. But a surprising
something came in while one of our clients call
Brenice for a little conversation (BRENY
girlfriend) she was falling inlove with our client.
This's bullshit,, abi Breny is dating ashawo.?
STORY FOR THE GODS. One advice for Breny
before ashawo come spoil his image for him..
More Stories About This Update Coming Soon..








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“she’s not going anywhere with you. Moreover how the hell did she get out from your custody in the first place?. I don’t care how you do the paperwork. She’s not stepping her foot in any police premises again” my mother in law protested while the detective laughed and winked at me.

“please you have to report to my office very early tomorrow. Hope you understand” he said to me, bowed to the old lady and headed out of the room.
My brother however left with him while i spent the night with Damian’s mother and we really spent the whole night discussing and consoling each other like two old sisters….
______

I returned to my brother’s house by 7am the next day, Spent some happy moments with my sick mother before freshening up for the busy day ahead. I equally called my old father on phone and broke the good news to him.

Finally four days later, i travelled to the village with my mother and devoted three weeks of my time caring for her. I equally used the opportunity to make peace with God and seek his forgiveness.

Slowly the fourth week approached, bringing more bright moments into my life. I was now a changed person. A strong Christian and a cheerful giver.
But the most surprising moment of it all was when Damian’s mother surprised me with a visit early Tuesday morning of the fourth week. I never knew she was in Nigeria nor had any idea she was coming to my village.
She came with my brother who smiled as he noticed the surprised look on my face.

“we came to get you young lady” the old woman said as she hugged me.

Three days later i found myself in America. Hmmm the reception they all gave me over there was quite stunning and three days after, more good news graced me. I did a pregnancy test which confirmed i was pregnant.

But it never really was all fun to me over there because I had to perform the last burial rites for my husband and equally testify on Esther’s trial, something i sincerly wanted to avoid but had to do in the end.
Esther got twenty five years sentence with her accomplice at the end of the day.

As at the time of writing this story, I’m still in the states with Damian’s mother. Yea i’m happy but not entirely happy because no matter what, I’m still a widow.
As for detective Jeremiah, I promised to handle the education of his first child, equally promising to take the boy along to the states the next time i travel home.
The detective was like an angel to me and without him, I won’t be writing this story.

THE END

If you followed this story till the end, make sure you drop a comment.

Thank you all for reading.

Stay connected for the next story


Continues..
My mind wasn’t settled at all.
Throughout the examination, brenden was not seen around. We didnt even hear any news about him being shot and because of the tensions in the room that day, no one knew where matrix entered. Life went on till the exams were done and during the holiday I followed preston to his house while miranda followed presley refusing to go meet her aunt.
My stay with preston’s family was cool. They were nice and treated me likewise. His father was already treated and was now a business man and no longer in politics. They were doing alright. During my stay I was still unable to differentiate kathleen and cathrine. I was in the sitting room with the two sisters when mr and mrs paul came in
Mrs paul: hmmm. Milly looks like you are enjoying yourself
Me: yes ma
Mrs paul: so tell me about your parents where are they?
Preston came into the sitting room,he sat with me and threw his right hand across my shoulders drawing me close to himself. He whispered in my ears to tell his parents the truth about myself that it wouldnt be cool lying to them.
Me: well my mum is late and my father is not in this country
Mrs paul: sorry to hear that,, which country did your father travelled to?
Me:actually my dad is an European I am an half caste.
Mrs paul: wow thats good to know. Ho about your father’s business?
Me: my father is the senate president of Europe.
Mr,mrs paul&sisters: what!!!!
Mrs paul: tell me you are joking,,,, please tell me
Me: I am serious ma
Mrs paul: an European senate’s daughter In my house? Wonderful! My dear you are extremely welcomed.
Preston: yes thats true.. she is the one who helped me out with your hospital bills dad…
mr paul: thank you my dear. I dont know how to thank you. You are welcomed here anytime..
Me: thank you sir, thank you ma.
Mrs paul: not at all you can call us mum and dad okay?
Me:yes m…. sorry yes mum
Mrs paul: dont worry you will get used to it dear.
We discussed more about our family backgrounds and how laura’s dad extorted their money.
They were very nice I wasnt surprised how preston got his kindness from…
Two days later we left because holiday was over. Before I left I had to give my future mom and dad and sisters a little token which got thanking me unending.
As we were in the car,,, preston caught my attention..
Preston: you do know how to pretend..
Me: how?
Preston: you cant hide that from me. All the while you were at my house, you weren’t yourself..your mind wasnt there..why is that?
Me: honey look its not that easy. My father hasn’t been picking my calls and neither has he been returning any of my calls. I dont know what he is up to.
Preston: I understand. I know he wont abandon you like that. He’s just getting over the situation…
Me: but I cant be myself when my father acts like he has disowned me.
Preston: he hasnt okay,,,,stop thinking about it and remember it will be used as your weakness.
Mekay I will try.
We got to the campus and met miranda and presley waiting for us. We earlier discussed on phone to meet at the parking lot. We greeted eachother hugged and emphasised ourselves…
Miranda was getting fat. At once I suspected something was wrong somewhere.
Me:miranda how are you? Look at you you are now getting fleshy
Miranda: I am fine. Your not looking bad yourself
Me:hmmmm are you okay
Miranda: yes I am fine… I will be right back…
Presley: where are you going to(he didnt get any reply)
Me: presley whats wrong with her?
Presley: I dont know. She has been so distant from me since we got tp my parent’s house. She usually lock herslef and cry all the time. I dont know whats wrong with her and she has been avoiding me lately…
Preston: maybe she is still angry at herself about the rape..
Presley: but I have told her times without number not to worry about it. Milly whats your idea?
Me: hmmm maybe she is stressed out…(I pulled out a fake smile.miranda is pregnant,no no she isnt, she is, she isnt I kept fighting the answer in my head)
We waited for miranda but she refused to come so we went to search for her. She searched and searched and we found her in the library crying…..
Presley: you see what I mean? Now what will you call that??
Me: wait here lemme go talk to her
I went to meet miranda she had cried her cries out already…..
Me:miranda whats wrong please tell me
Mirandashocked and cleaning her eyes) nothing is wrong with me. I think and I feel that I am deceiving presley.
Me: how? Are you talking about the rape or something else?
Miranda: what something else? I am talking about the rape…
Mei could see the fear in her eyes when I asked about the “something else”) presley has forgot about it already and he has forgiven you ready to give you a second chance and here you are suffering the poor boy almost at the verge of killing him. Everything will be fine so stop killing yourself slowly please.
Miranda: okay I will stop my attitude now….
To be continued ..


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You’re ahead of the people talking behind your back.

Good Night!Related

Everybody was complaining 2 akpos master dat dey use 2 see akpos lavishing his money.akpos master tried as much as posible 2 catch him bt all 2 no avail.one day as he was trying 2 bring out key from hs pocket and lock d shop #10 fall out from hs pocket,unfortunately his master saw the money.'any day i wil c money in ur pocket u wil c wot im going 2 do 2 u' cautioned his oga.as was coming 2 market d next day he brought out all d money in his pocket and hold on his hand,after some tym his oga come to market and saw d money immediately on akpos and asked him 'who has dz money on ur hand' asked akpos master.'is me' replied akpos.'wot d i tell u?'.asked akpos master.'u told me dat u dont wan2 c any money in my pocket,xo i decided hold it on my hand'.proudly said akpos. Who is right between akpos and his master?. (As i was akpos is stil receiving treatment in d hospital).


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King-what should we do
Iberu-we cant fight them,they are too many
King-and tommorow is the last day that the box of power has spent in our kigdom
iku-we have hide the box
King-we cant,the box must be on the altar for 7days.Once it is removed the days the box spent on the altar is wasted
(balogun ijaya enters)
Balogun-my king
King-am sorry for your arrest
Balogun-ok my king.We have no time to discuss about that,our enemies are near
Bashorun ibikunle-my soilders are prepared to die for the box of power
Balogun-my own soilders too are ready to fight till death
King-we cant win,they are many.7kigdoms on only one
Balogun-i fear our staying here wont solve this
Bashorun-commander iberu.Gather all the soilders in the kigdom
Iberu-okay your highness(they all leave the king's palace)
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Bashorun-gather all the weapons and go to your posts(the soilders taking weapons and running to and fro)This is a war of many blood
Balogun-yes
Iberu-what shall conquer.The kingdoms wont fight us only.They will fight themselves for the box
Bashorun-yes,they will
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Bashorun ogunmola-lets attack now
Lord olola-attack(the soilders of tera attacks the soilders of iba)
The other kigdoms fight themselves,some attack iba and some aim for the gate
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Iberu-fight for this kigdom with your life(they broke the gate and enters.Blood begin to flow)the have enter the inner gate.guid the box
Iku-dont you have any plans
Prince oka-we do
Iku-my prince,what are you doing here
Prince-suprised,have you forgotten i was once a soilder
Iku-yes,you are good with sword
Iberu-the prince and i have set traps for our enemies
Iku-what trap
Prince when they enter the altar,they will all fall inside pit,and those that made it to the inner altar will burn to ashes because we have put oil in the inner altar
Iku-sounds good(the fight continues)
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Some of the soilders made it to the altar and the ground swallowed them
Bashorun ogunmola-dont step on that place
Lord olola-okay
Bashorun ogunmola-it is a trap,now step here,then there.Yes,we made it through they thought they are wise
Commander ekungba-this inner altar smells bad
Bashorun of isori kigdom-kill them(the isori soilders that made it through fight tera
Tinbalu,fijabi,kudeti,kongun,dama,pena-Attack(the other kigdoms too attack themselves)
Commander ekungba-dont enter the room(facing his soilders.The other kigdoms entered and they burn to ashes)now it remains only the three of us and two soilders.The others are fighting outside
Lord olola-lets enter the main altar and take the box
Iberu-yes take it after you are dead
Bashorun ogunmola-well,well,well.Amateurs soilders of iba challenging the great bashorun,commander and lord
Prince oka-they are not amateur.this is our commander,and that one our lord and i am prince
Commander ekungba-wow the great prince oka
Lord olola-buch of unexperience boys
Bashorun ogunmola-how could your king be so stupid naming you boys lord and commander.Is lord akogun dead,i only heard of commander ekun(laughing)
Prince oka-(draw his sword)how can you call my father stupid
Bashorun ogunmola-and what are you gonna do,fight me?
Prince oka-am going to slain you
Lord olola-we are 5 in number and you kids are 3
Bashorun ibikunle-actually we are 4
Bashorun ogunmola-wow,the great bashorun comes
Iberu-how did you get here
Bashorun-ibikunle i followed you people here,i know you are planning something
Iku-wow,that's nice,we came with many soilders but we only made it here
Prince oka-lets rip their heads off
Lord olola-not until i rip yours off(he draws his sword and attack prince oka)
Bashorun ogunmola-i think i will take bashorun ibikunle(he attack bashorun ibikunle)
Iku-i think commander iberu should take commander ekungba and i will take the two soilders(he attack the two soilders
Iberu-uhm..oka...y
Commander ekungba-come on
Iberu-(shaking)al..right
Comander ekungba(attack iberu and knock him on the ground,he put his sword up and strike to kill him)
Iberu-(he dodge the sword and put a dagger in his arm)wow,whooo!
Commander ekungba(groan for pain and fell down)
Lord olola-(strike the prince with his sword and injured him so bad that the prince started to bleed)here ends the life of the prince of iba
Iberu-(put a sword in lord olola's stomach from the back and lord olola fell and died)
Iku-(he fight the two soilders with his power and when the soilders saw that their masters are dow they ran away)my prince!(run to the prince on the ground)
Bashorun ogunmola-(he killed bashorun ibikunle and put sword in iku's chest from the back)come on you amateur commander(facing iberu)
Iberu-(draw his sword out of rage and attacks)i will rip off your head for killing the bashorun and iku
Bashorun ogunmola-(kicks him and wanted to put his sword in his hear.iberu dodged it and fell dow and starts bleeding)now it is time you die(immediately bashorun ogunmola fell down)
Balogun ibikunle-you evil bastard.thanks to you arrow(he kissed his arrow and bow and call for help to save iberu and the prince)
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King-the bashorun is dead?
Otun ilaro-yes my king and iku,the prince is on doubt and commander iberu
King-oh my God(a guard ran in and inform the king that the royal empire has arrived and he went out to meet them
Royal empire1-Congratulation, the box of power has spent 7day in your kingdom
Royal empire2-obatanla has sent us from heaven to collect the box and name this kigdom the capital kigdom
Royal empire3-we have sent words to the 7 remaining kigdoms to be present in the kingdom capital naming
King ogunlana-thank you(he bow his head)come in(they went inside the palace
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2ND DAY
Royal empire1-now i name this kigdom has the capital kigdom,all other kigdoms are now under it
Royal empire2-no more war again,the war has ended
Royal empire3-now let all the 7kigdoms king bow befor king ogunlana(the seven kigdoms king including king ina bows)
King ogunlana-i am so exited for today and for the recovery of the prince and ibert.And also sad for the lives lost especially bashorun ibikunle and lord iku.Now i name balogun ijaya the bashorun of this kigdom and iberu as balogun.I also crown my son oka as the crown prince(they all shouted and rejoice)No more war,we are brothers afterall(he walks to the other kigdom kings and embrace them.They all sing and the music begin to fade until their is no more music)


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girls self [Read it]


I walk into a bar and saw a
beautiful lady sitting
alone. I went and sat on the
same
table with her.
“Baby girl, you look so worried” I
asked. The girl
replied “Yea, my
boyfriend just dumped
me right here after drinking”.
“Am
sorry dear, but
why don’t you give me a chance,
I
love you and I
will make it up to you” “From
today onward, I
don’t want to have anything to
do
with men
again because all men are the
same” replied the
girl. “Try me and you will see that
all men are not
the same”
Just as we were discussing, the
bar man came
and say to the lady “Am about to
close, so
please may I have my money”Me
trying to
impress the girl then said to the
bar man “Why
are you embarrassing my baby,
by
the way, how
much is your money?”
“her money is 31,000 Naira only
sir!” “What! How
come?” “she ate one plate of
chicken pepper soup
(Fresh fish
and she drank 1
bottles of Golden label
.”
I stood up and started
going out. The girl said to me “I
thought you said
you love me” i replied “Wrong
number baby,
I just remembered that you said
all men are the same”maybe


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Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Maine, I was stopped by a state trooper in New York for exceeding the speed limit.Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him a small bag of my grandmother’s delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.A short time later, I was stopped by another trooper.“What have I done?” I asked.“Nothing,” the trooper said, smiling. “I heard you were passing out great chocolate-chip cookies.”Related

It was dark when I opened my eyes. My head still hurt a little. I was alone. The space beside me was empty. I sat up and poked around the room. My bedroom door was slightly ajar where the light from the passage way streamed through. I could hear Grey talking to someone. "I just can't," he said. I got off the bed and crept closer. I hated the idea of ears dropping on him but the curiosity won and I leaned closer. I peered through the gapin the door and I could see Grey with his back to me on his phone.

"Well reschedule it," he insisted. It wasn't very often I heard him used that determined tone. Whoever he was talking to didn't seem to realise that he wasn't going to back down.

"I can't. I've got personal stuff going on," he began to explain and I leaned closer. Was I his personal stuff? I held my breath as I continued to listen.

He let out a sigh and ran an agitated hand through his hair. It was the first glimpse I got of the toll my illness was taking on him and I pressed my hands to my lips. I was all I'd been thinking about. It had all been about how I was handling it and what I needed. My eyes stayed on Grey. Not once did I consider what this was doing to him.

"I don't want to talk about it," he snapped and then he sighed again. "Look I need time off. I have stuff going on and it's going to take longer than a couple of days."

Was he cancelling an appearance with the band because he didn't want to leave me? I felt touched that I meant that much to him but at the same time I felt guilty that I was causing him to miss something with his band. He'd worked hard to get where he was and this was what he'd been born to do. I couldn't imagine him doing anything else.

"Don't push me," he warned the caller and I stepped back from my door.

I went back to my bed and sat down. I didn't want him to give up what he lived to do because he didn't want to leave my side. It wasn't like I couldn't cope with him beside me for a few hours. Did he not want to leave my side because he was scared this would be all the time we would have together?

What would happen if he blew off more appearances? I wouldn't allow him to jeapordize his career for me.

I lay back down in my bed not wanting Grey to know that I overheard his conversation. After a few more minutes Grey returned quietly so he didn't wake me. I kept my eyes closed as he lay on my bed beside me. The soft touch of his fingers against my forehead soothed me and I felt the gentle touch of his lips against my forehead.

"I love you," he whispered close to me as he took my hands into his.

He loved me. I knew he cared about me but hearing it out aloud like that made it seem so real. I was happy but I couldn't stop the thought in the back of my kind that made me feel guilty.

What if I didn't survive the surgery and now was all we had. It wasn't fair. I kept my eyes closed and I felt the warmth of his hands enclose mine.

Sadness seeped into me moment by moment. He was my rock that had kept me going and pulled me through the difficult moments. I couldn't comprehend trying to handle this without him. Did that make me selfish? What impact would this have on him? He was already blowing off stuff for me. One or two appearances would be okay but what if he blew off too many. It would impact on his future.

I wanted to live. I wanted to survive the surgery and have everything I'd ever wanted with him. But what if it wasn't meant to be. If I died in surgery or if I survived but was unable to be a fully functional person.

I imagined how I would feel if I was in his shoes. How would I feel if he was the one that was sick and needed surgery? It would be hard and heartbreaking not to be able to do anything for him while I watched him suffer. Being together had felt so right but what if it wasn't the right thing for him. He would grow closer to me and it would hurt him more if I didn't make it.

The heaviness in my chest reminded me that loving someone didn't just entail happiness and smiles. It included sacrifice. It was about putting someone else's well being above your own even if it meant hurting them to do what was best for them.

Steady breathing beside me told Grey was sleeping and I opened my eyes. I swallowed my sadness as I took in his features. My eyes caressed every precious feature. A tear slid down my face as I gently pulled one of my hands free and softly brushed my fingertips over his cheek. I loved him. I'd felt this way for the last five years, and I would love him for every breathing moment I still had.

It wasn't fair what I was doing to him. My only consolation was if I stopped it now it would somehow hurt him less. I didn't even want to consider how much it was going to hurt to push him away but I had to do the right thing.

I quietly cried as I accepted the responsibility of the decision even though it was going to tear my heart out. Tomorrow was the appointment with the specialist and I would need to tell them my decision. I still had so many questions that I needed to ask the specialist.

Grey would want to be there for the appointment. I couldn't be cruel enough to stop him so I would wait till after the appointment to set him free. It physically hurt to think of what I was going to do him.

That night I didn't sleep well. I spent most of my time wide-awake watching Grey sleep beside me. When light filtered through the curtains I slid out of the bed as gently as I could. Grey was still fast asleep when I left my room and went downstairs.

There was activity in the kitchen. My family was having breakfast. My parents were sitting next to each other their half eaten breakfast pushed to the side. They were just staring at each other. My brother was studying his cup of coffee. Before we got my diagnosis our household was carefree and filled with laughter. That was gone. It was like my illness had sucked the joy out of my life and all that was left was an anxious sadness of what was to come.

When my mom noticed me in the doorway she plastered a smile on her face.

"Hi baby," she asked as she hurried to me.

"Hi mom," I greeted. She hugged me and I breathed her in trying to take comfort in her arms. Moms were supposed to make us feel better when we needed it. She noticed I'd held on a little tighter than usual. She pulled away from me slightly looking at me with a frown.

"What's wrong baby?" she asked as she scanned my features looking for the answer. I faked a smile.

"Nothing," I answered trying to hide my inner turmoil. My family couldn't get the same reprieve I could give Grey. I wouldn't be able to lessen their burden and it hurt to think about what I was going to put them through.

"Are you hungry?" she asked. I wasn't hungry my stomach was tied in knots it I nodded.

I sat beside my brother and watched my mom making me some breakfast.

"Grey still sleeping?" my brother asked and nodded my head.

"Link called me this morning. Grey is blowing off a big gig and they have no idea why. He said all he told him was that he had personal stuff going on."

So that's who he'd been talking to last night.

"You okay for them to know about your tumor?" he asked.

"I don't mind," I replied. I knew them well. It wasn't like I was shouting my illness from the rooftops but I didn't mind them knowing. Besides once I pushed Grey from my life he would need someone to be there for him. He would need his band members who were practically a second family to him.

My brother threw an arm around me and hugged me. It was so unlike him to be so affectionate but I understood.

"You're going to be fine," he said softly pulling away and he looked down to me.

I nodded as I bit my lip trying to keep myself from getting emotional. I wanted to believe him but I didn't.


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1. Do not argue with an
idiot. He will drag
you down to his level
and beat you with
experience.
2. I want to die
peacefully in my sleep,
like
my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling
like the passengers in
his car. 3. I asked God
for a bike, but I know
God
doesn't work that way.
So I stole a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
4. Sex is not the
answer. Sex is the
question.
"Yes" is the answer.
5. Going to church
doesn't make you a
Christian any more than
standing in a garage
makes you a car.
6. We live in a society
where pizza gets to
your house before the
police.
7. Women might be able
to fake orgasms. But
men can fake a whole
relationship. 8. The last
thing I want to do is
hurt you. But
it's still on the list.
9. Light travels faster
than sound. This is why
some people appear
bright until you hear
them speak.
10. If I agreed with you
we'd both be wrong. 11.
Men have two
emotions: Hungry and
Horny. If you see him
without an erection,
make him a sandwich.
12. We never really
grow up, we only learn
how to act in public.
13. War does not
determine who is right -
only who is left.
14. Knowledge is
knowing a tomato is a
fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it
in a fruit salad.
15. Children: You spend
the first 2 years of
their life teaching them
to walk and talk.
Then you spend the
next 16 years telling
them to sit down and
shut-up.
16. Politicians and
diapers have one thing
in
common. They should
both be changed
regularly, and for the
same reason.
17. My mother never
saw the irony in calling
me a son-of-a-bitch. 18.
Having sex is like playing
bridge. If you
don't have a good
partner, you'd better
have
a good hand.
19. The early bird might
get the worm, but
the second mouse gets
the cheese.
20. Evening news is
where they begin with
'Good evening', and then
proceed to tell you
why it isn't.
21. Fighting for peace is
like fucking for
virginity.
22. If sex is a pain in the
ass, then you're
doing it wrong... 23. To
steal ideas from one
person is
plagiarism. To steal
from many is research.
24. If God is watching
us, the least we can do
is be entertaining.
25. If 4 out of 5 people
SUFFER from
diarrhea... does that
mean that one enjoys
it? 26. If you think
nobody cares if you're
alive,
try missing a couple of
payments.
27. Better to remain
silent and be thought a
fool, than to speak and
remove all doubt.
28. How is it one
careless match can
start a
forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a
campfire?
29. A bus station is
where a bus stops. A
train station is where a
train stops. On my
desk, I have a work
station..
30. Some people are like
Slinkies ... not really
good for anything, but
you can't help smiling
when you see one
tumble down the stairs.
31. Did you know that
dolphins are so smart
that within a few
weeks of captivity,
they
can train people to
stand on the very edge
of
the pool and throw
them fish?
32. A bank is a place
that will lend you
money, if you can prove
that you don't need
it.
33. I thought I wanted
a career, turns out I
just wanted paychecks.
34. Never, under any
circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same
night. 35. Whenever I fill
out an application, in the
part that says "If an
emergency, notify:" I
put
"DOCTOR". What's my
mother going to do?
36. I didn't fight my
way to the top of the
food chain to be a
vegetarian
37. A computer once
beat me at chess, but it
was no match for me
at kick boxing.
38. I didn't say it was
your fault, I said I was
blaming you.
39. I saw a woman
wearing a sweat shirt
with "Guess" on it...so I
said "Implants?"
40. The shinbone is a
device for finding
furniture in a dark room.
41. Why does someone
believe you when
you say there are four
billion stars, but check
when you say the paint
is wet?
42. The sole purpose of
a child's middle name,
is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble. 43.
God must love stupid
people. He made SO
many.
44. Women will never be
equal to men until
they can walk down the
street with a bald
head and a beer gut,
and still think they are
sexy. 45. Good girls are
bad girls that never get
caught.
46. Behind every
successful man is his
woman. Behind the fall
of a successful man is
usually another woman.
47. Some people say "If
you can't beat them,
join them". I say "If you
can't beat them, beat
them", because they
will be expecting you to
join them, so you will
have the element of
surprise.
48. Why do Americans
choose from just two
people to run for
president and 50 for
Miss America?
49. Crowded elevators
smell different to
midgets.
50. You do not need a
parachute to skydive.
You only need a
parachute to skydive
twice.
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Dem say Boko Haram don
poison beans after
i buy half bag for house.
From the one wey i cook, i
gave my dog, jack, make im
first test am.
45min
later, jack still dey waka,
dey jolly. Na im i come chop
my own.
After i don chop finish, my
gateman run come
tel me say jack don die, hey!
I run enter
house,
begin drink full gallon of palm
oil for my
belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit
3 long bitter leaf
stem, chop walnuts
with the shell no time to
crack,
swallow moringa
with aloe vera as treatment
combo.
Garlic and onions be like
candy for my mouth. I come
dey sweat as if na oven be
my
bedroom.
I dey think say my life don
finish.
I just comot outside make i
get fresh air
small.
Na im gateman come dey tell
me say the driver wey kill
jack wan come beg me!
If na u, wetin u go do
the gateman?



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khauf to hme kisi ke

pitaji ka bhi nhi :p :O ????Related

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