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Teachers [Read it]


A Nigerian Teacher Was Transfered To Teach In China.So On His First In Class,he Decided To Hold The Roll-call,teacher-Jackie Sheng,a Student Stood Up And Shouted Present Sir,teacher-maggie Chan,another Student Stood Up And Shouted Present Sir,the Teacher Got Confused Cause Of Strange Names,so He Said Hmmmmmm,the Whole Class Chorused He Is Absent Sir,he Got Surprised And Shouted Chai!!!,three Student Stood Up And Said Which Of Us Sir,the Teacher Found It Funny And Laughed Hahahahaha!!!,a Student Shouted Present Sir,the Teacher Fainted.


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Patience will come to those who wait for it.Related

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SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL
NAMED AMINA
On that fateful day, Amina was on
her way to school when a motor
cycle
knocked her down! She was rushed
to a nearby hospital immediately.
That night in her dream, an old
woman, in a white garment, appeared
to her and
warned her sternly, saying, "As soon
as you are discharged from the
hospital,
you must wash the blood stains from
that cloth you wore that day you
were involved in an accident
otherwise something terrible may
happen to YOU!"
Amina thought it was just an ordinary
dream not until she saw the same
old woman in her dream again and
again and again... telling her to wash
the blood stains from the cloth.
This time, Amina was frightened and
told her mother the dream. Her
mother simply told her to do exactly
as she was told.
The moment Amina got home from
the hospital that very day she was
discharged, she soaked the cloth and
started washing. She washed and
washed but there was still a bit of
bloodstain on the cloth because the
blood stains had dried already. She
got tired and rinsed the cloth like
that. It was a white gown.
That night in her dream, the same
old woman appeared to her again
and told her to wash the cloth very
well that there was still bloodstains
on it which may cause something
terrible to happen to her. When
Amina woke up, she checked
the time, it was 4:00am, everywhere
was still dark. She was consumed by
fear! And because she was afraid of
the old woman's caution, she got up,
took the cloth and started washing.
She scrubbed it so hard that it felt
like it was going to


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American relationship:
Ist day= Date
2nd day =hug
3rd day= hug again
4th day= kiss
5th day= long kiss
6th day =sex
.
Nigerian Relationship:
1st day = Toast
2nd day = Toast again
3rd day = Toast again
4th day = Agree
5th day =Date
6th day = Tried to hug but failed
7th day = Hug
8th day = Tried to kiss but failed
9th day = Kiss
10th day = Long kiss
11th day =Tried to have sex but failed
12th day = Tried to have sex but failed
13th day = Tried to have sex but failed
again
14th day = RAPE !!!!!!

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hi [Read it]


hiRelated

A dream is not something that you wake up from, but something that wakes you up.

~Charlie HedgesRelated

Riddle [Read it]



I can be done in the bedroom,
sitting room, churches, mosques,
cars...
Pastors, Imams, drivers, robbers... do
it
WHAT AM I?


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latest PHOTO [Read it]


Post Body what do u think they saw







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A Father put his 3year old
daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which ended by
saying,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy,
God bless Grandma and GOOD BYE Grandpa."
.
The father asked, 'Why did you say
good-bye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, "I don't
know Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa
died.
.
The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers
which went like this, "God bless
Mommy, God Bless Daddy and
good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
. "Holy crap" thought the father, "this kid
is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was
going to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye
Daddy." .
He practically went into shock. He
couldn't sleep all night and got up at
the crack of dawn to
go to his office. He was nervous as a cat
all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he
could get by until midnight he would be
okay. He felt safe in the office, so
instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there, drinking coffee,
looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound. Finally midnight arrived; he
breathed a sigh of
relief and went home.
.
When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the
matter?"
.
He said, "I don't want to talk about it,
I've just spent the worst day of my life."
. She said, "You think you had a bad day,
you'll never believe what happened to
me. This
morning my boss died in the middle of
a meeting!
. Draw your own conclusions
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Santa and Banta are in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and gathering experimental evidence, as it were.

So they get to the whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies, and go to their respective rooms.
Santa energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a pencil, makes a “| ” mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep.

He wakes up in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a ” | ” on the wall. Again, he falls asleep.

Santa wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker again. He drowsily marks another ” | ” on the wall and falls asleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, Banta barges into Santa`s room to see how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims, “A hundred and eleven?! You beat me by only three!”Related

The accident [Read it]


On that fateful day, Amanda was on her way to school
when a motor cycle knocked her down!
She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately.
That night in her dream, an old woman in white garment
appeared to her and warned her sternly that:
"As soon as you are discharged from the hospital, you
must wash the blood stains from that cloth you wore that
day you were involved in an accident otherwise
something terrible may happen to YOU!"
Amanda thought it was just an ordinary dream not until
she saw the same old woman in her dream again &
again&again.... telling her to
wash the blood stains from the cloth.
This time, Amanda was frightened and told her mother
the dream.
Her mother simply told her to do exactly as she was told.
The moment Amanda got home from the hospital, that
very day she was discharged, She soaked the cloth and
started washing.
She washed and washed but there was still small stain of
blood on the cloth because the blood stains had dried
already.
She got tired and rinsed the cloth like that.
It was a white gown.
That night in her dream, the same old woman appeared
to her again and told her to wash the cloth very well that
there was still blood stains on it which may cause
something terrible to happen to her.
When Amanda woke up, she checked the time, it was
4:00am...everywhere was still dark. She was consumed
with fear ....,and because she was afraid of the old
woman's caution, she got up, took the cloth and started
washing.
She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like it was going to
tear.
Amanda was scrubbing the cloth so hard that tears
almost started dropping from her eyes when all of a
sudden, someone tapped her from behind. She turned
and behold, the old woman in her dream had appeared
to her in real life....
Out of fear, Amanda got up to run but fell down.
The old woman drew closer to Amanda and said softly,
"Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do your washings."
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Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

~ Ralph Waldo EmersonRelated

The teacher was asking the
end of the day question that
she asks every Friday. If the
student got it right they
would not have to go to
school on Monday.
Akpos Was determined to
answer correctly. So he
painted two black marbles
black and rolled them to the
teachers feet. All of a sudden
she Shouted out, "Who's the
commedian with the black
balls?". Akpos shouted out,
"Bill Cosby, see you on
Tuesday!".



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Abeg, laugh jareeeeee!!!!!
A guy slept very hungry and saw bread in his
dream, he took it and started eating it in his
dream. After he finished eating it, he saw a
coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't
see a knife to cut it. So he decided to use his
teeth only to receive a dirty strong slap from
his elder brother saying: U don finish
pillow....... Now na my head u dey chew..... U
be witch!?....



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Stephanie: i haven't;is just that you normally go to work everyday even sometimes on Sundays
Monalisa: really?come here(he dragged her closer)
Vina: yes;that is the fact
Monalisa: i am so sorry that i have be over working myself
Vina: look at you,be acting like a baby there
Monalisa: she is my baby;so let her be
Stephanie: you are jealous
Vina: why should i be when my mother is here?
Monalisa: really?(enter Peace/Nancy)
Vina: i missed you(she jumped on Nancy)
Nancy: i missed you too. so what is my baby up to
Vina: nothing;i want to watch a movie
Peace: sorry;that is not going to happen?
Vina: why?
Monalisa: is because they came here for visit
Vina: then we can all go together
Peace: no because we want to spend the day together has a family
Nancy: don't worry;we go out before you leave for school
Vina: promise
Nancy: i promise
Vina: really?(Stephanie brought juice)
Nancy: yes;mummy(to Stephanie)how are you?
Stephanie: am fine
Peace: and how is school?
Stephanie: school is fine also
Peace: sister;are you noticing that your baby is not alright
Monalisa: what do you mean by my baby is not alright?what is wrong with her,
Peace: can't you see;she look dull?
Nancy: yes;i almost want to say that
Peace: maybe she is just stress up from school life
Nancy: i don't think so. what is wrong Stephanie
Stephanie: nothing;am just stress up
Peace: stress up or you are thinking about a boy
Stephanie: no at all,why will i be thinking of that?
Vina: Stephanie;is he Desmond
Stephanie: Vina
Monalisa: who is Desmond
Stephanie: no one;is just my friend,not really my friend. he is the boy I went to school quiz competition with
Peace: your friend?so you started having an affair with a boy?
Stephanie: is not like that
Nancy: then us like what(she dragged Stephanie phone from her)what did you used to save his number
Stephanie: please don't call him
Peace: so your first semester you went school,you are dating a boy,right?
Stephanie: yes;but am sorry(she slapped her)am sorry sister
Peace: you are such a stupid girl
Vina: but that is not true?that is not what you told me?
Monalisa: let her be. you are too hard on her,lets hear her out
Peace: you are spoiling this girl
Monalisa: am not;come on baby(she Stephanie closer)tell me;what did you have with that boy?
Stephanie: am sorry;he told me that his friends and him had a bet on me;that if i fall for him,he will be given five hundred thousand
Nancy: i don't understand your falling for him
Stephanie: if i accept to be hid fiancee
Nancy: alright
Peace: so he told you the truth and you did what?
Stephanie: yes he did;so he asked me if i could pretend to be his fiancee;so i accepted,he told me,he was going to give me more than half
Monalisa: why did he want to give you more than half of the money and why did he asked you to pretend to be his girlfriend instead asking you to be his girlfriend?
Stephanie: he doesn't really need the money because his family are wealthy and his uncle is our rector
Nancy: then his family must be very rich
Stephanie: yes and he want me to pretend because he had a betroth whom he love
Nancy: that means he came from a descent family
Stephanie: yes
Monalisa: so what happen between you and him
Stephanie: nothing happen
Peace: what do you mean by nothing?so he pay you money to have his way with you?are you a prostitute?
Stephanie: prostitute(tears drop her eyes)

Nancy: yes;that is what people do to prostitute,they pay them money and have their way with them and that means he is a worthless boy
Stephanie: he is not a worthless boy(she screamed)
Nancy: you have the boldness to raise your voice at me (she slapped her again)how would you behave well when have start sleeping with boys
Stephanie: am sorry
Peace: is that how you were thought my that stupid boy
Stephanie: am sorry;he did me no wrong. he was always there for me even when i was almost raped twice,he was the one that always save me
Nancy: why wouldn't he save you?when he had pick you up by the roadside has a prostitute
Monalisa: that is too harsh on her
Peace: why are you taking side with her?
Monalisa: am not
Vina: don't you think you are too hard on her
Nancy: will you keep quiet. who is your mate here?
Vina: no one;i am sorry
Nancy: you are moving out of that house
Stephanie: i wanted to also tell you that am moving out
Peace: so you had a fight with your friends also because if that boy?
Stephanie: i didnt;i did because am in love with Tina's fiancee and he is also in love with me
Nancy: who is Tina and who is the boy in question?
Stephanie: the girl is my flatmate,Tosan's cousin and the boy Tunde;is Desmond's cousin
Peace: what?
Nancy: so you have also started taking people's fiancee?what kind of a person are you?
Peace: kept tell you(to Monalisa)that this girl is a bad girl. you wouldn't listen
Stephanie: am not a bad person,believe me. i did it out of carelessness but am sorry,i won't do it again
Nancy: you are such a spoil milk
Monalisa: alright;lets forget about this issue
Nancy: why should we?can't you see that things are getting out of hand?
Monalisa: things are not yet out of hand,we can still correct the mistake
Peace: how can we correct it when she is no longer a virgin or are you still a virgin?
Stephanie: yes;i am


Peace: will you keep quiet? you bloody liar. i know it was that worthless boy that deflowered you
Stephanie: he is not bad and can never be worthless(peace slapped her)
Nancy: you will not go back to that school
Monalisa: that is enough,go to your room and you too(to Vina)was wrong with the both of you?(exit both)you kept hitting her like you want to kill her
Nancy: if slaps kill then let her die. what kind of a stupid girl will raise her voice at her elder sisters?people that making sure she get clothed
Peace: fed and give her the best education and all she do is open her mouth to defend one useless boy and insult us. am not going to take it
Monalisa: even if she was your own daughter
Peace: but she is not my daughter. she can never be my daughter because my daughter can not claim the life of me her mother and her dad at the same day (Monalisa slapped her) why did you do that
Monalisa: if you don't keep your mouth shut,i will do it again and again
Peace: really?
Monalisa: what as that poor girl done to you,that you hate her that much?
Nancy: nobody hate her;she is just a bad child. that is all
Monalisa: what as she cause you?if she is a bad child,your marriage;your life;your properties;what?you tell me
Nancy: lets forget about this issue. it you choose to hold her bad,is your business because you are the one to blame and you are the one,she called mother for a very long time before she find out the true

Monalisa: and it was also you that told her the truth
Peace: she had the right to know the truth
Monalisa: then treat her well. go get me a glass of water baby sister(to Peace) and don't put poison (laughed all)
Peace: naught you
Monalisa: how is your husband?(to Nancy)
Nancy: he is fine;what about yours?
Monalisa: he travelled
Nancy: and your baby
Monalisa: he is at his father sister's house
Peace: enjoyment
Nancy: i wish that little boy will go on holiday
Peace: so you want to be walking like a young girl
Nancy: am i not a young girl
Monalisa: yes now;but you didn't come with you
Nancy: yes;he is with is nanny
Monalisa: i know;lazy girl,you girls should come to the kitchen lets prepared food
Nancy: I was about to say this girl don't want to give us food
Monalisa: woman;can't you see my grow up daughter
Nancy: whatever

Stephanie: (knock at the door) who is there
Vina: is Vina
Stephanie: Vina;do you want something
Vina: no;can i come in
Stephanie: come in(she wipe her tears)are they gone
Vina: yes;they have,like an hour ago
Stephanie: alright
Vina: have you been crying
Stephanie: no
Vina: what were you thinking raising your voice at them
Stephanie: i dont know when i did that;is just that anytime i see people called him worthless it hurt me and when he was unable to defend me in front of his family,it hurt me also and the least i could do for him,is to defend him from my family. so wouldn't get hurt
Vina: you are hurt too
Stephanie: i know i get hurt every time but my feelings doesn't count
Vina: your feelings should count at all time
Stephanie: can i ask you a question?
Vina: sure
Stephanie: do you see me as your sister or your elder sister's daughter
Vina: you are my sister
Stephanie: why is it that your sisters doesnt like me?
Vina: they are your sister also. so that like you
Stephanie: stop it;they are not;am just their elder sister's daughter
Vina: what is wring with you?big sister is not the one that gave birth to you. she is your sister also
Stephanie: fine;you can leave i want to sleep
Vina: what?is it because i told them about Desmond,
Stephanie: no;anyways thank you but i want to sleep and don't call that name here again
Vina: was wrong with you?Desmond is your friend right and you just defended him?
Stephanie: i said i don't want to hear that name. he betray me after i told him i love Tunde
Vina: Desmond did what?(she throw pillow at Vina)are you alright
Stephanie: am fine(enter Monalisa)
Vina: are you in love with Desmond?tell me the truth
Monalisa: what kind of question is that?
Stephanie: mom
Monalisa: yes
Stephanie: i am your daughter right and you love me?
Monalisa: yes;am your mom and nothing can change it
Vina: sister;you are misleading her
Monalisa: am not;don't worry;i just want to calm her down (exit Vina)
Stephanie: i am not a prostitute;am not a worthless person;am not bad right?
Monalisa: yes;you are not
Stephanie: mom;promise me;you wouldn't allow any boy to hurt me?
Monalisa: i promise
Stephanie: i love you
Monalisa: i love you too;Stephie
Stephanie: yes mom
Monalisa: tell me the truth,do you love that boy called Desmond?
Stephanie: no but i like him as a friend
Monalisa: what about Tunde
Stephanie: yes;i love him before now but not any more
Monalisa: are you sure?
Stephanie: yes
Monalisa: tell me;is it Desmond that bought those trousers for you?
Stephanie: yes mom
Monalisa: alright;uh...um....did he have his way with you?did he touch you?as in did he deflower you?
Stephanie: no;he didn't
Monalisa: are you sure,you are not lying to mummy?
Stephanie: yes mom
Monalisa: did you take the money for the bet
Stephanie: no;i did not because he was kind to me
Monalisa: is alright;stop crying(she wiped her tears)and please be careful
Stephanie: did you believe me
Monalisa: i do
Stephanie: why?is because am your baby?
Monalisa: yes because you are my baby that will not lie to me and i love you very much
Stephanie: i love you
Monalisa: promise me;you will not keep secret from me again,even when you start dating. let me know and please don't let any boy kiss you
Stephanie: i promise
Monalisa: that is my darling,come here(she hugged her)

Beauty: sir your food is ready Desmond: i have told you to times without number to stop calling me sir
Beauty: sorry Desmond
Desmond: is alright;is my mom at the dinning
Beauty: yes;she is
Desmond: then go get my food for me,i want to eat in my room
Beauty: you know your mom will not agree
Desmond: then fine;i don't want to eat(he stand up and enter the rest room)
Beauty: what is this boy painting?(she pick up the paper)whoa!what a beautiful girl
Desmond: what are you doing?(he collect the paper)what is wrong with you?why did you touch my book?
Beauty: i am sorry;i didn't mean to(tears fall from her eyes)
Desmond: is alright i didn't mean to raise my voice at you(he help her wiped her tears)i know you want to say something,what is it?
Beauty: i thought you stop painting?i really thought then,you want to become an artist
Desmond: mom doesn't like it and i never did stop painting because that is the only way you can draw anything you want in life even though not all of them true
Beauty: so does it mean you want the girl at the painting to come true and what is with the word i feel free with you?
Desmond: is nothing
Beauty: are you in love with her?is she Stephanie?
Desmond: how will you know if you are in love with someone
Beauty: i don't know
Desmond: haven't you been in love with someone before?
Beauty: yes;i have

Desmond: so tell me how did you feel?did the person love back?
Beauty: i don't know because he never did return the love back
Desmond: don't worry you will find someone that love you completely just as i have love you
Beauty: do you love me?(enter Jackson)
Desmond: of cause i do;are you...
Jackson: how are you
Desmond: am fine sir
Beauty: excuse me sir
Jackson: alrightesmond since you came back from school you haven't been yourself,you don't talk to people,is either you are sleeping or on the net and you suddenly gone back to painting. was going on and mom said she saw you taking wine from my bar,do you drink?
Desmond: dad;nothing is wrong with me
Jackson: then what did you want me to do for you?you want to change your wardrobe;a new car?what did want?
Desmond: i want happiness. can you buy that for me?
Jackson: are you alright?how can i but that for you?
Desmond: then your money is of no used to me,is more or less worthless like me
Jackson: what is wrong with you?
Desmond: am sorry dad;if i sound so rude. i just want to leave
Jackson: where do you want to go?
Desmond: i want to go back to the state and live with grandma
Jackson: what is wrong with you?you are already in 300level,you want to go back to the state and start from beginning?

Desmond: i don't care,just don't want to go to school again
Jackson: you weren't like this before. what is wrong with you?is it because of Stephanie
Desmond: dad;don't make me laugh,how can i be in love with a girl that is in love with someone else
Jackson: i never did say that before but now am asking you;are you in love with her?


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CONFESSION

EPISODE 7

The urge and pressure to
practice what i see in the video
increase with each passing
hour i couldn’t it resist
anymore.I couldn’t stand it
anymore.
I was at home one certain day
when Amaka,a girl in our street
came to deliver a message to
my own mother but
unfortunately,she wasn’t
around.My elder siblings were
not around too.The junior ones
were playing outside the
compound.
“Is there any message for
her?”i asked amaka who made
to leave,since whom she came
looking for was not around.
“Don’t worry i will come back
again for her”she said.The
urge started again because i
was actually watching the
videos before she came.I felt
like grabbing her,to practice
what i have been watching
with her.As she made to leave,i
held her hand.I knew she
didn’t understand.
“what?”she asked.
I laughed”nothing”i said.
This continued happening to
me.
Three years passed and i was
thirteen.It was at this stage
that my friends taught me how
to talk to a girl to have her as a
girlfriend.
I followed every step they gave
me and got myself one.It was
with her that i started pratising
the things i do watch both on
the television and on the
phone.
I brought home pornographic
videos to watch each time i
was alone.Nobody ever
noticed.I learnt how to use the
internet.Each time i logged into
the internet,i visited site that
contained adult materials.
I became so addicted to
pornography.My brain was
filled with naked pictures.My
imaginations and
everything.My academic
performances depreciated to
the core.
I knew i was in a serious trouble.I couldn’t concentrate on anything else apart from the porn videos.
It happened that one day in the church,i almost disgraced myself.I saw a girl who was not properly covered.She looked like one of those girls in the bad films i watch.My mind started telling me to go closer to her.I stood up and started going.I was few steps away from her when my senses came back to me.Then i realised i was in the church.Everybody was seated while i was standing.I saw pairs of eyes on me.I bent down to look at the ground as if i actually came to inspect something there.Then i went back to my seat.
The urge to have sex increased in me.I couldn’t stay a day without thinking about it.
I knew i brought this problem upon myself and i didn’t know of how to stop.I was deeply addicted and i never imagined if i can ever break free from it.
One of my major problems came like a rude shock to me the day i saw a woman dragging her daughter to our compound,shouting
“You are useless.you are a disgrace.you must show me who impregnated you today”
I Knew i was in serious trouble.It was my handwork.And to worsen everything,my mothers and siblings were around.My father too who returned few days ago was around too.
I felt like disappearing but it was too late because i saw the girl pointing at me.
“He is the one”she said

>>

By 7.50pm on the dot, I was at Leo hotel – 10minutes earlier to the time I proposed.
The receptionist at once knew I was serious with the job.
“Good evening,” I greeted on entering.
The receptionist, a young looking man of about 26yrs looked up and flashed his professional smile at me.
“Rosy right?” He asked.
“Yes Rosy,” I replied.
“Chief hasn’t arrived,” he informed. “But I believe he would soon be here.”
“Maybe I will sit around and wait for him,” I suggested.
“Alright no problem,” the receptionist replied.
I went over to the left corner of the reception and sat on the well cushioned seats.
As I waited for Chief Badmus to arrive, a familiar face of one of my old clients walked into the hotel in the company of Stella, my former roommate.
I instantly brought out my phone and pretended to be chatting with someone hiding my face in the process. I didn’t want my roommate to see me for any reason nor my client.
They had a brief chit-chat with the receptionist and as they walked down towards their newly booked room, I glanced at them and discovered that the old client of mine in question was Chief Adeboye.
A wave of annoyance swept through me and I felt like confronting him for what he did to me but on second thought, I sat back.
I didn’t want to ruin my evening with Chief Badmus all because of an old forgotten client so I let the sleeping dog lie.
Chief arrived around 9pm and I walked up to him and introduced myself.
The receptionist completed the remainder of the introduction and handed me the key to our room and we stepped in…
————————————————————
Like every other client of mine, Chief Badmus tore off my clothes as soon as we were inside and parted my legs and drove into me with his fat d!ck. He rode me for like fifteen minutes before he poured his sp€rm inside me.
“You’re very sweet dear,” he complimented breathing heavily.
“Thank you Chief,” I replied smiling.
An sms message came into my phone that moment but I ignored it in order not to disrupt my rump with chief.
Chief did 3more rounds before he became exhausted and slept off.
I then used the opportunity to check my phone and to my surprise it was a bank alert.
Leo hotel transferred five hundred thousand naira to my account…

>> Episode 28 -

“Honey, do you think this idea of bringing in a maid is
right?” David asked Angela who was already sad that her
husband refused to grant her request.
“Yes,i don’t see anything wrong with that. let’s
just bring a maid.
“What do we need a maid for?” David asked.
He too was not happy.
“So i can fully concentrate on my business.
The new maid will be doing the cooking and keeping the home clean.
please my dear”
Angela pleaded. Because David never wanted to see her sad,
he gave her the go ahead.
Angela became happy again but she never knew she was
calling for trouble.
***
“Angela my daughter. You are looking so beautiful”
It was Mrs. Uwa, her mother.
Angela smiled as she sat on the sofa.
“Mum, everyone knows to well that i am not more
beautiful than you are. I am only but your photocopy and
Dad’s carbon copy. So the both of you are the real beauty” She gesticulated.
Her mother need no soothsayer to tell her that her
beloved daughter was living in harmony with David, her husband.
Angela had actually visited her parents in order
to tell them about her plan of getting
a maid, so her mother could help
her look for one.
“My daughter.i don’t support this” her mother cuts in.
“Why mum?”Angela just couldn't see any reason
why her mother should stand against this.
“David your husband,i believe loves you so much and will do
almost anything for you. If you are finding the house chores hard,
discuss it with him and see if he will prefer a better solution.
The greatest mistake you will make in your marriage
is giving another women the opportunity to take care of your husband for you…..”
“Mum but i am not bringing in a maid to take care of my husband for me”Angela
interrupted her mother.
“Your mother is right Angela. Bringing in a maid
in your matrimonial home to do the cookings and wash your
husbands clothes almost means the same thing as
leaving your husband under her care”Her father
spoke this time.
Angela became confused. There may be sense in what her
parents were saying but her instincts told her that her husband can never
prefer a maid over her.Not when their love for each other is still there.
COULD ANGELA BE RIGHT?

>>

They told me to relax, which i tried to but i
wasn’t that comfortable. They both went inside.
*Phone rings*
Me: Hello
Caller: Hi Victor, its Mirabel.
Me: Hi Mirabel, how u doing?
Mirabel: I’m Okay… I guess you’ve rested alot.
Uhmm… are u at your place? So i could come
over so we’d talk or we can we go somewhere
else.
Me: Uhmmm… I’m not around. I’m actually at a
friend’s place.
Mirabel: Would you be there for long?
Me: Yes i guess. We’re busy with some stuffs
(sh!t, i used we)
Mirabel: We?
Me: Yea, my friends
Mirabel: Ok
Cynthia and Lola walks in*
Me: Yea
Mirabel: See u tomorrow
Me: U too
*Hangs up*
They came in with food and orange drink. Wow!
that got me excited and felt relaxed ‘coz i was
really hungry. Instead of using the dinning, they
chose to use the floor then Lola dragged me to
the floor. Cynthia opened it, wow! Fried rice and
lots of chicken.
Lola: This food is specially made for u, so eat
alot
Me: The food looks good, it will surely be
delicious, can’t wait to devour this ‘coz i’m
f?cking hungry.
Oopss! I didn’t know when the word ‘f?cking’
came out from my mouth sh!t.
Lola: Ughnnn…. see who’s talking dirty
Me: Uhrmm…
Cynthia: Don’t worry, we won’t hold it against
u. It actually sounds sexy.
(Can I please eat this food? Like now??)
Me: *Silent*
Cynthia: C’mon lets eat
(Finally!)
Lola served the meal, putting a small quantity of
food in each plate. I was like ‘I no be ajebo like
una o wey no dey eat much, put food for me
jare’.
We started eating… before i take a piece into my
mouth, they’d both feed me with theirs then give
me a glass of juice to sip. It got me
uncomfortable ‘coz i wasn’t enjoying eating it
one by one, its so lame. Let them leave me to
eat this food in peace jare hia! Even husband
and wife with fresh flowing love wouldn’t have
time for this nonsense.
At last, they became full after eating what a 3
years old kpako pikin would eat ×3, their fada!
I kept eating, finished two plates, requested for
more, eat again, drank more juice i wish they
brought yoghurt, i ate the meat eh… like it was
my first time of eating it, but seriously i love
food, especially the delicious ones and i’m never
shy when it comes to food. I almost finished all
the food they brought before i got full.
Cynthia: Wow! Victor!! U want to kill yourself?!
Lola: U eat like this?
Me: You have no idea…*Using tooth pick*
Cynthia: Woah… is this how u really eat?
Me: Not really sha, i do eat normally. But, if a
food like this one is brought to me? I
uncontrollably lost control.
Cynthia: Hhmmm
Me: Thanks for the meal, u guys are great cook.
Lola: U can get more of it whenever u want
(*With a sexy look and voice*)
Me: That’d be great!
Cynthia went inside while Lola came closer to
me. She sat right beside me with her leg crossed
rubbing my back, she then proceeded to offing
the buttons of my shirt, she began rubbing the
hairs of my chest down to my tommy.
Lola: So… did u really enjoy the food?*In a
seductive voice*
Me: Yea sure, absolutely
Lola: Since u ate much, i guess its given u some
strength*Seductively*
Me: Thats right (coded already)
She began using her crossed leg to rub my leg
smiling seductively. I didn’t say or do anything, i
was just there looking around, my coolness that
moment made me look like a complete amateur
towards reacting to a lady. The way she also
react towards me, made to think that she’s
thinking that i’m an amateur, like me being the
gentle-intelligent guy type. She kept doing that
until Cynthia came back holding a tray
containing a fine bottle and three wine glass.
Cynthia: Guys,,, who care for some champagne?
Lola: Me!
They both stared at me with a written look on
their face like “What about you?”
Me: *Silent, just looking at them with a coy
smile*
Lola: Bring it girl!
Cynthia brought it and*kpoop*she opened it,,, i
watch them screaming in excitement. She
handed me a glass and pour some for me, for
Lola and for herself. I have never seen a
champagne before more to talk of tasting it. I
took a sip, it didn’t taste bad then i drank it all.
Lola added another one for me when i didn’t ask
for more. I finished it within a short time.
Cynthia: Huunnnn…. he’s enjoying it. Lola give
him more.
What?! More?!! When they’re still on their first
glass?!!!….What are they thinking? I remember
when i was eating, they questioned me if was
going to kill myself ‘coz i’ve had alot. Now, they
want me to drink alot? To get me drunk?? Way!!
Lola: *About to refill my glass*
Me: No no no its Ok, i’m Ok
Lola: Common… don’t be shy, drink its ok
Me? Don’t be shy??
Me: No seriously i’m Ok
Cynthia: Just a little more dear
Me: Nop, not anymore
Lola: Oh poor baaby…(she came seating on my
laps, she begin to caress my hair while rubbing
her a$$ on the territory of vame)
Cynthia stood up, switch on the music, she
came close to me, doing some sexy moves like a
stripper while Lola now felt more comfortable in
twisting her a$$ up and down, left and right on
vame’s territory and i think its about to get
angry ‘coz of the invasion of its territory.
Lola: *Whispering to my ears in a seductive
tone* Do u like what you’re seeing?
I didn’t say anything, i have to leave now or
restart what i had ended.
Cynthia came over to me, she slowly unbuckled
my belt trying to off my trousers or something.
Its either i leave now or never…
I was about to get them off me in a gentle
manner before i heard the ringtone of my phone.
It was Promise, she brought me into this, now
she’s my heroine.
Lola: Don’t pick it up (you say?)
Me: I have to.
I picked up
Me: Hello
Promise: How u doing?
Me: What?! When??! How!
Promise: What are u saying, are u ok?
Me: Ok! I will be on my way right away.
Promise: Hey!!
I hanged up the call.
Me: Guys, i have to go now
Lola: Why? What happened??
Me: My father collapse and he’s been taking to
the hospital. I have to go there now *arranging
myself*
Cynthia: Hope its not that serious?
Me: I dunno yet
Cynthia: Ok, just take it easy
Me: Yea
Lola: Maybe we should drop u up (what?!)
Me: U guys would need to dress up and i don’t
have the time to wait
Lola: Alright, hoping to see u tomorrow
Me: Ok (keep hoping) Bye!
I rushed out immediately running towards the
gate before i heard my name with a familiar
voice, and it was from the first class wing. I
turned around to see someone, she was
surprised while i was shocked….

To Be Continued.... B-goF

>> Part 11 -

Dupatta was invented in India,

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so that

women can cover their face and avoid

detection by family members,

when

roaming on a bike with their boyfriend… ????Related

SPIRITUAL REALM
POEM BY
FRANK UCHE A.K.A ATTITUDE
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading…
In the waters of fear
In the wilderness of uncertainty
Naked with eyes filled with tears
Like one who just lost his sanity
Wrapped in the cloak of misery
With no hope of breaking free
trapped in the power of sorcery
Like a goat tied to a strong tree
Please help me……..he cried
But his echoes were without strength
His best he did……..he tried
Till he drew his last fleeting breath.
SPIRITUAL REALM
MY NAME IS FRANK UCHE AKA ATTITUDE AND I WROTE THIS POEM. THANKS FOR READING


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PART ONE
TD writing
.
I thought of doing something dramatic like faking a spasm or epilepsy attack but it would be too fake and Tango would know i was acting up for a reason. I couldn't take the chance. I bent to pick up the scattered notes on the floor of the room. I went for the piece of paper at my feet, the one containing Tango's foreword. I tried to pick up the scattered money. I wish there was a way i could talk to the phone in my pocket without letting the watching Tango know and tell Diane where i was sure we were.
I was lost in thought while going through the motions of picking up the notes that i didn't know when the same sweet-smelling handkerchief covered my nose from behind. I slumped.
.
PART TWO
Diane writing
.
I wish i could say all ended well.
I wish i could say that TD is alive and well as i write.
I will only say that which happened.
* * *
Maybe it was love, maybe it was adrenaline or maybe it was both, i could only say on that day, i was all i had ever wanted to be. I was fast. Super-smart. Decisive. And extremely lucky.
.
As soon as i heard the call connect, all the steps connected. Tango wouldn't outsmart us both again. I picked a cab and headed to the nearest police post. It was at Sango, a few kilometers east of the university main gate. I had set the phone on call recording. I hastened the driver and the road was clear. Lucky me.
.
I had immediate audience with the Divisional Police Officer when i stepped in looking important and mentioned who my father is. Actually, my father isn't the G.O.C. of Adekunle Fajuyi Cantonment but it mattered that i added his surname to my first name that day. The D.P.O. wasn't one for nothing and before he could start trying to find out who i really am, i hushed him looking dead serious and told him to listen to the live talk going on. His face went totally blank and as calmly and quickly as i possibly could, i told him what mattered in the whole story and the trouble that my fiancée was in. He was smart and sympathetic. I told him then that my father had nothing to do with the military, a complete civilian he is. But then, the cop in him was already interested in the 'case'.
"Do you have an idea of where they are now?" He asked in a seasoned cop's tone.
I was about answering in the negative when the voice of TD came over the phone:
"... looks like one of those Church of The Latter Day Saints Building."
"YES!" I screamed.
"Yes! Yes! I know!"
"Calm down and tell me where please."
"Well, i think they are somewhere very close to a Church of The Latter Day Saints building..." I trailed off. I was sounding unsure. Which of The Church of The Latter Day Saints?
Then it hit me.
"The one along Eleyele, just a few minutes' drive from here Sir."
"How are you sure that's the one?"
I tried to keep excitement out of my voice.
"It is just over an hour that i saw them leave in the car and in that time, Sir. Putting traffic congestion at this hour into consideration, they couldn't have been in a building anywhere near where a Church of The Latter Days Saints building is in this Ibadan other than the one i mentioned, sir."
.
Though i looked confident, doubt gnawed at me. I must trust my intuition on this. Would he buy my theory?
"You can identify the vehicle they left in?" I nodded confidently.
He rose and i rose with him.
"Let's move then. Delay is an enemy now."
* * *
There was three police vans. One on the road in front of the Church itself. The other two were parked at vantage points on each of the two in-roads close to the church building. Policemen in walkie-talkies were strewn along the roads looking out for the black KIA Optima car i described. I gave them the registration number (on the plates) that i had memorized.
.
There was about fifteen policemen on this operation. But i was the one that spotted the car as it drove past on the other side of the road towards the direction of Sango where we had come from.
.
"That's it!" I shouted, pointing. At that instant the man, visible in the backseat saw me. I was with two policemen and i was beside a patrol van. Instantly, the car picked up speed.
.
#TO BE CONTINUED...#


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Assumming you are in a mathematical class and your teacher called you and said pronounce this number 9,099,090,090,000,900,250,666 how are you going to pronounce it..
Una gud 4 maths


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Minus 40° Celsius, is exactly the same as minus 40° Fahrenheit.Related

You are a nice person.but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning.1st. pray to God so that u can live.2nd.take a bath so that others can live.


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God Help Us [Read it]


I Go School-->Cultism...I No Go School-->illitracy...I Write Jamb-->Boko haram...I Go University-->Strike...I Travel By Air-->Plane Crash...I Travel By Sea-->Militants...I Travel By Road-->Accident...Make I Enter Bus For Nyanya Motor Park Abuja-->Bomb Blast...I Go Bank-->Armed Robbers...I Go Out To Relax-->Kidnappers...I Vex Use Leg Go Village-->Witchcraft...I Dey House-->No Work...I Go Work-->Low Salary...I Dey My Room--> No Light No Food...Make I Marry-->No Money...I Sleep With My Girlfriend-->HIV...I Even Wan Shake Person-->EBOLA...Are We Safe In This Country Sha.But Despite All This.You're Still Living And Breathing...Just "Thank GOD"


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Following the policy of Calabar government to keep the town clean for carnival. All the mad people in the town where captured. After given them 20 strokes of cane each, the controller cleaned them up and wore them new cloth. The controller order them not to talk and remain calm as he convey them to the Northern part of Nigeria.
All of them complied.
As they got to North, the first mad man to come down from the bus, removed his cloth quickly and shouted "Jesuzzzz!!! This kind sun go fit make person mad o!"
Another mad man yelled inside the bus "Shut up! Are you mad?"


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A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as he was about to tee-off, an elderly gentleman asked if he could accompany him as he, too, was playing alone. The young man agreed. When they finally reached the ninth fairway, the young man had a tough shot-there was a large pine tree directly between his ball and the green.

He was considering how to hit the shot, when the other man said, “When I was your age, I`d hit the ball right over that tree.”

Accepting the challenge, the younger man swung hard and hit the ball smack into the top of the tree trunk. It thudded back on the ground not far from where it originally lay.

“Of course,” the elderly man continued, “when I was your age, that pine tree was only a meter tall.”Related

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Fill in the gap Akpors... Jamb question..
1... Inside Jackie Chan & Jet li who go beat?.........
2... Inside Indomie & Macaroni, which 1 sweet pass?......................
3... Inside Terry G & Lil wayne, who mad pass?................
4... Inside girls & boys, who do amebo pass?.......
5... Inside Fowl & Goat, who get voice pass?........
6... Inside Ogboni & Illuminati, which 1 sweet to join pass?..........
7... Inside mama & papa style & 4rm back which 1 sweet pass?.........
8... No difference btw agbero & police bcoz d both of them they collect money 4 bus stop & they wear uniform............. True or False?
9... Inside Dangote long vehicles and Boko haram, who kill pass?......
10... Finally, inside me wey post dis thing & U wey dey read am, who no get work pass?..............


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Stephanie: yes;i know what you are thinking;my eldest sister is the one that take care of me since i was a baby;i grow up knowing her as a mother
Desmond: you are fortunate
Stephanie: i know she will be worried sick about me;she will cry a river
Desmond: what if she thinks you eloped with me?
Stephanie: she know i can never do that and she will never believe it
Desmond: it is good to know that your mom trusted you unlike my mom;i wish i was from your family
Stephanie: don't wish for my life or my family;even if my mom trusted me;you can't say same of my sisters. they really don't like me;they always feel that i am doing something wrong and that i am a bad child. all my life;i do what people want form me;i always have to prove to them that;i am not a bad child nor was i evil even though my parents died the same day,i was given birth to,i never meant for it to happen(tears roll her cheek)i wish i don't have to prove anything to them. i wish it was easy for me to go back and pick just my mom and Vina
Desmond: is okay;life is so unfair;i know my mom will be happy that i am no longer in her life
Stephanie: i tell you this;she will be the most devastated woman so ever and when you eventually show up;she will hug you so tight and never let go

Desmond: you just want to keep my hope high
Stephanie: isn't it funny?we are both from different family yet our story always boil down to one way of life;hatred from those we call our own
Desmond: yes;they always have to torture us emotionally
Stephanie: i wish i will never go back there
Desmond: you cant your family need you
Stephanie: and yours need you also
Desmond: come here(he hug her)
Stephanie: thank you very much for everything

Time: i can't believe that we all are this close;even though we have different wishes in life
Joy: you two have thought us that life is not as easy as it is even with all the pains in your life;you always have reason to smile
Christian: we will always be family be it wealthy or poor;you came into our life and taught us how to speak go English fluently and not to discriminate
Rod: and you know what you are the most beautiful thing i have ever see
Stephanie: and you are the mist lovely brother;i can ever wish for;is crazy but you know what?i love you. Christian;when i first met you;i thought you were rude;inconsiderate and rude but this pass months i realise that i misjudge you but then you are the coolest dude i have ever seen. God blessed me with three lovely brothers here(she hug him)

Time: hey;Christian;you are happy now that you got a hug
Joy: you are just jealous of my brother
Desmond: having you all together is like having my entire family. we may not be sibling for real but know this;you don't love someone because they are related to you or because you share same blood in your vein or because you have a crush on them but because you truly love that person from your heart but know this;even if we leave;today tomorrow;next week;next month;next year;we are still family and we love you all
Stephanie: and know that you will always be in our heart
Time: of cause;you will always be in our heart also
Rod: and yo will always be my beautiful girl
Stephanie: come here(she hug him)i love you
Christian: we all love you also


Monalisa: it is funny;its crazy;its unbelievable but it is real that we can stay without my lovely daughter;even though to the world you are dead but to me;you are alive in my heart,you will never be dead to me
Peace: your death had thought us one thing,that to blame others of a misfortune that they know nothing of,is simply hanging the blame on someone in order to be at easy
Nancy: but in a real sense;you are not to be blame because you brought us joy;in this passed seventeen years you live with us

Vina: we may had move on with life;i may have gotten married but one thing i wish for all my life is that;on my wedding day,you should be beside me;although you weren't there physically,you are here in my heart and there you will life on
Peace: we will never forget you
Peace: you are our baby even though we cant make it up to you
Monalisa: and i am your mother
Vina: we all love you endlessly

Georgina: i may not be the kind of wife you want to have;i may not be the kind of girl who makes you happy;i may not be able to mourn you in my life forever even though i have someone else,i still want you to be the one that walk with me to the alter that is because i love you

Tina: we all have our own shortcomings;we sometimes do things or say things because we are in love but in a real sense;some kind of love are selfish and love to death. i am sorry;i never wanted any of this to happen;i never really want you to die. all i wanted was to get her out of the way but i still regret that she had to die. i was such a fool;i was s envious of her but you taught me that;thing we wish for never did come to pass because we wish for them but because it was met to happen. i am sorry all;Tosan;Anita;Ann;Tunde and most especially Stephanie and Desmond. i will admit my sin;i will say it to everyone but they mist know about it when i am far gone. i am really sorry

Tunde: to be envious of someone of what he or she have;is to wish for the worse thing to happen to them. that was all that i wish for my brother;my cousin;the very one i called my friend. thinking of this things i did make me sick. all i wish for was everything that he has not even for once did i feel for him. i was really a bad cousin but i have to be sincere with myself. i wish never really hurt him. i wish i could turn back the hand of time but i cant

Ayo: sometimes;we feel that we have really done well; we have been a good friend but in a real sense;we are the worse one on earth. i couldn't share tears when i heard you are dead,i was so carried away with anger but i am sorry;i am sorry

Ann: i have to move on with my life even though it i lost him because i felt both of them are having a relationship but it was for the best. i have really move on with my life and i miss you
Tosan: i really have no deep knowledge about the both of you but one thing for sure you both are fighters
Tosin: you will always say life is too short to think about stupid things and we will always laugh but it is the fact. no one will ever think that you will die so young

Alfred: a year has passed since you died but to me;you are still alive;i couldn't tell myself to accept it because deep down in me,i can still feel your present. i am sorry;that the little family we are try to build out of friends couldn't hold,everyone has got their own way and i have also find a new love. i know you will be surprise the one i fall in love with
Anita: of cause;it is me. am i right?

Alfred: of cause it is you and i am happy that i found you

Rose: we all have a share of trouble of life but come to think of it;it is better to set everyone free of the heartache i have cause them
Blessing: what did you mean by that mom?
Rose: i just want to leave;for twenty three good years i have look for love and affection in the eyes of my husband;for nineteen years that was the sane thing your brother have look for in my eyes. i am a bad mother
Mercy: mom don't talk like that
Rose: i know you want me to be happy but in order for me to be happy;i also need to leave the house in order to give your dad rest of mind
Janet: you don't have to leave;you are not your father;you are now part of our family
Rose: but your son doesn't love me
Jackson: i do love you even though i didn't show it;after the birth of my precious daughter Blessing;i realise that i shouldn't be thinking about someone that i have short memories of. you and i have a lot of things in common;i may not tell you this every time but know that i love you even though i don't show it. i felt hurt whenever your dad treat me or my son badly but it hurt more that his own mother also have to treat him bad
Rose: i am sorry;i didn't meant to;i am really sorry i was just so frustrated. i wish i could turn back the hand of time
Jackson: is alright;i am the one that suppose to apologies for all the pains i cause you. i really don't deserve all the love you show me,when i haven't really love you. i love you Rose
Mercy: i am so glad that my family is holding again even though Desmond is not alive
Blessing: he will be happy wherever he is
Janet: i am glad that you all are happy but please promise me that when my grandson eventually return;take my hand and put it round his shoulder so that i can finally rest and kiss him goodbye

Jackson: mother;which of your grandson are you talking about?
Janet: Desmondesmond(she cry)
Blessing: grandma is okay;we are here and we love you
Mercy: don't you love us
Janet: i do but my children Desmond is not dead
Jackson: is okay get the nurse i want her to take her drugs
Rose: it is well my husband
Jackson: i hope so;i cant loss a mother also
Rose: is alright;you girls should up
Jackson: i can't hold on any longer(tears flow)
Rose: is alright;it is well

Stephanie: where is my brother?
Rod: he is at the back with Time
Stephanie: really
Rod: yes
Stephanie: alright;i will ho look for him







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2 months later, paul was in his
room at his family house reading
his bible when his phone rang.
He picked it and had the
following conversation.
PAUL: hello,
CALLER: hi, is this Akinbayo Paul?
PAUL: yes. Hope no problem.
CALLER: we went through your
CV which you submitted two and
half years ago and it matched the
requirement for the post of
general manager at XYZ nigeria
Ltd.
PAUL: ok sir, thank you sir.
CALLER: you are to come on
monday morning for interview.
PAUL: ok sir. Thanks.
Paul arranged his cloths, prayed
to God and thanked him for the
new things he hath done. He
called his friends in lagos to
inform them about his coming,
they declined his request of
lodging at their residence over
the fear of epilepsy. He tried to
explain to them that he had been
cured but they refused to listen.
He then called his lagos pastor as
the only alternative left. He
apologised for insulting the
pastor recently, telling him its the
work of the devil. His pastor was
happy to hear from him and told
him to come and stay at his
place.
Paul travelled to lagos over the
weekend and lodge at his
pastor’s house.
On monday, he went straight to
XYZ company after receiving
prayers from his pastors. On
getting to XYZ. He met 12 people
who came for the same job.
Before the interview started, 16
more people came. He was
scared because he was the less
dressed among the applicants.
He was the number 8th to be
interviewed. When he entered
into the interview room. He met
3 men panel and he answered all
the questions nicely. The
interviewer were amazed
because he was the least
experienced but he gave the
most brilliant answers so far.
Favour located paul that he was
told to stay by after his interview
to join them in interviewing the
rest. Paul was overwhelmed and
happy inside of him that there is
a light ahead of his tunnel. He
joined the 3 men panel now
making 4 men panel to interview
the remaining applicants.
He waited till thursday at his
lagos pastor’s house hoping and
waiting for responses but
nothing came forth. He decided
to leave everything unto God’s
hand and decided to travel on
friday.
On friday morning, he prayed,
bid his pastor and the family
farewell and head to the park to
enter the bus going back to his
own family. Sooner, the bus was
filled up and was about to move
when he got a call from XYZ to
come over right away to fill some
forms and also to get his
guarantor’s form and referee’s
form to be filled over the
weekend and be returned on
monday morning when he
resumed work. He was happy
and screamed inside the bus to
the extent that the other
passengers were thinking he
was mad. He told the bus driver
to stop and that he wanted to
drop. A lot of people in the bus
insulted him including the driver
for delaying them because they
would have to wait till they get
another passenger before the
bus could move. Out of the
driver’s annoyance, 200naira
was deducted from the fee
returned to him. But he never
mind.
With his travelling bag, he
chattered a bike to take him to
XYZ. On getting there, he was
directed to the branch manager
who welcomed him, handled
over his forms to him and
discussed his salary with him,
telling him he would be earning
180,000 naira basic salary +
allowances + free staff quarters +
official car. Paul was so happy, he
was delighted that God
eventually turned back his
captivity and returned his lost
glory unto him. He went straight
to his pastor to share the
testimony with him. His pastor
helped him with the forms to be
filled by dignitaries from the
church.
Paul resumed work the following
week, he packed into his new
apartment and his car key was
handed over to him.
He drove to visit his friends the
following month to share the
testimony with them. His friends
were amazed by what they saw
in paul. His new look, his
radiance, his workplace, his
official car and his salary. They
couldn’t believe paul would make
it in life. Paul led his friends to
christ and they were born again
and became christians.
Exactly 6months after there
converts, they got promotions at
their workplaces that had been
due to them for a long time. The
3 friends were happy and
returned all glory to almighty
God.
Paul got married to a God fearing
lady in his church and he was
blessed with children.
……………………THE END………………………….
Dedicated to all the good
christian brothers out there.
Please hold on to your faith and
don’t compromise God no matter
the situation. Especially wen you
have waged war against satanic
forces only to return to them for
help when trouble comes, they
would not help you but rather
take revenge of the pains you
caused them in the past.
……..Thanks for Reading……….
WATCH OUT FOR MORE!!!



do not laugh okay
Curfew was declared while some guys
went to watch match and met the soldiers
on their way....the soldiers decided to flog
them according to the numbers on their
clothes (jerseys)...the first guy was
wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi...he
was flogged 12 strokes and the second
person was wearing 50cent...they gave 50
strokes...on the process the third man
started crying from afar...Guess what? He is
a fulani man wearing vote Buhari 2015..............tomorrow 5th may is my BIRTHDAY


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wrong Move [Read it]


John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually pass by on his way home, and rob him of his wages.


One Friday, he bought a loaf of unsliced bread and hid his money in it. At the station, the thugs as usual approached him but their leader said, "Don't worry, you can keep your money today. We just want you to give us the bread in your hands."


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two brides [Read it]


Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found two potential brides for you in this village. Nkechi makes the best palmnut soup from what I hear."


Chioma doesn't cook well but she is romantic and has plenty buttocks. Which one of them should we marry for you?”


Kwame stood there for a long time and replied, “Papa, can you ask Nkechi to teach Chioma how to cook palmnut soup?”


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2015-04-15 08:14:31

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Baygon to kill mosquitoe is #1400
artesunat to cure malaria is #400
is prevention still better than cure?


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Assuming the govrmnt says, everybody should register their boyfriend/girlfriend,or wife/ husband before July 29 2015 and you try to register yours and the machine tells you,"sorry the person you registering has already been registered!!!,"What wil you do? Share the fun but answer me first...


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Episode 6
*****
class became boring till 1 pm in afternoon when we closed for the day...I didn't even bother waiting for my brother and colleagues that we do follow this same route home coz of being delayed.. I felt a bit weak and tired that I wanted to be home as soon as possible...
few steps outside the school compound, I hear my name ..I looked back only to be see Nicky running towards my direction " hi " she said greeted panting ' hi ' I replied walking away at a slow pace she walk a bit a fast trying to catch up with me
Nicky : kunle, what's wrong with you ,you look a bit weak ( touching my fore head with hand)
me : Nicky am okay, thanks (wasn't comfortable with the touch )
Nicky : I asked you to wait after school and you didn't ..dats not fair kunle ( forming a crying face )
' wetin do this one ' I thought but being the cool guy ' sorry ' I said
me : so what do you want to tell me( felt curious) guess it must be so important
Nicky : yea
I stopped walking and so did she ...
me : am listening
Nicky : I don't know how to start ,am a bit shy
me : start anywhere and please be fast about I need to get home on time( checking my wrist watch )
Nicky : there is this guy I have been liking for a very long time, in as much I try to get his attention i fail and it hurts, I don't even know if he feels the same about me ..what do think I do ?
Me : ( sigh ) hmm, I think some one is falling in love here ( giving her a playful smile ) its easy na ,just tell him
Nicky : what if he doesn't the same way I do ,lots of girls likes him too..I feel I don't stand a chance and believe me it hurts (she bent her head feeling sad )
I raised her head up ,looking into her eyes (mehn those pretty eyes were worth falling for as they spark with emotions)..' who is this lucky guy ' I asked feeling so concerned, ready to help but she kept silent.
we were in this position when some of colleagues passed ,some were just hailing us,the ladies playfully calling us husband and wife,
' you guys should have atleast be patient ,get home before displaying this love by the road side ' amara said while others laugh ..I felt a bit embarrassed that I couldn't raise my head up till they went dia way.
not long I saw Isaac and my brother coming our way, Isaac was just moody while my brother gave me this naughty smile with a thumb up which I just ignored.
me : so Nicky,pls who is he and I promised to help you out any way I can ( just wanted to go home ).
Nicky : wow ...really !! you promised o
me : yes
Nicky : he is no other person but olatoye olakunle ( she used hand to cover her face ,guess she was shy)
' wow! what really! 'I said...it took me 5 seconds to remember that my name was olatoye olakunle
me : what!!!(i shouted)which olakunle ?
Nicky : the lucky guy as you so called it is you, I really feel for you Kunle for a very long time but you chose to ignored me...
I just kept looking at her like a dummy feeling so speechless.. tried opening my mouth but no words came
after few minutes of staring ,she gave me a questioning look as if her life depended on my answer " so..." she asked looking deep in the eye to read my expression
' we will talk tomorrow bye !! 'I managed to speak and ran away from her presence...I ran fast as my body could go and didn't even bother looking back
' why today of all days ,if I had known I wouldn't have come to school today ' I said to myself still running


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A mother was teaching his child about the side-effects of alcohol.

She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.

She says "I want you to see this."

She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.

She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.

She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, "what do you have to say about this experiment?"
The child responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"


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