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Job Interview [Read it]


Interview btwn a Nigerian immigrant & d consular at d
Embassy.....Interview Starts...
OFFICER:- what is your name?
Monday:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Philips
OFFICER:- your father's name?
Monday:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
Monday:- Marthin Philips
OFFICER:- your native place?
Monday : M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
Monday:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my
time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u have M.P
Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on
their faces. God bless.
I have sent this to u because u are my M.P. (My padi)



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JOKE PART 34 BY DINDY
There is no problem toasting a girl in the club.
:_______
:_______
:________
:_______
:_______
:_______
The problem is when you guys meet in the day time and you end up realizing you mistook of a beast for beauty.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 35.



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Raas Kyon Dosti Kisi Ki Ayi Na Humko;

Hum Ne Har Taur Se Nibhaa Kar Dekhi!Related

A drunk neighbour of mine was coming from a bar (beer parlour). On his way, he met a barrister returning from bar (chamber). So he greeted him, "My learned colleague!". The barrister got angry and replied, "What Nonsense!''.
The surprised drunkard


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2015-10-08 17:43:45

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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the
sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and
says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl
is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She
drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can
have as many of those as I want!”


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The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are;

And the second greatest is being happy with what you find.

Good Morning!Related

Teenage Love. [Read it]


**PART ONE**
CHAPTER 1…….
It was a bright saturday morning
on the 7th of september 2013.
Akinola oluwasegun was walking
along a popular street in Ibadan,
Oyo state. He was dressed in a
white T-shirt and a black pant
trouser and a black vickers shoe.
He was on his way to Loyola
College, a government owned
secondary school around Agodi
gate GRA Ibadan for his WAEC GCE
exam.
He entered into the school
compound and walked towards
the school building. Being his
first paper English Language, he
had no idea of where the
examination hall was situated.
So, he had to ask for help from
other candidates who had come
the previous days for chemistry
practicals and Commerce. He
walked up to a girl seated on the
staircase reading to ask for the
help.
“Hello, good morning.” he
greeted.
“Good morning.” she replied.
“Please, are you here for exam?”
he asked.
“Yeah.” she replied.
“Okay. Please, which way is the
examination hall.” He asked.
“I don’t know. This is my first
time here.” She answered.
(disappointed) “Okay, lets ask
others the way to the exam hall.”
He adviced.
“Okay.” She replied standing up
and dusting her skirt.
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
The invigillator walked into the
exam hall carrying a green sack
with the inscription; WEST
AFRICAN EXAMINATION COUNCIL.
No 62. He was accompanied by
five teachers of the school.
A laptop was removed and with
a thumb printing device attached
to it.
“Line up for your biometrics.”
one of the teachers barked.
After the completion of the
biometrics. The candidates were
asked to sit down according to
their numbers. The answer
booklets and the question
papers were first distributed
before the attendance was
marked. The paper lasted two
and a half hours. The paper
ended by 11:30am and they
were given 3hours break before
the commencement of the paper
2&3(objectives & the Test of
Orals respectively).
Outside the examination hall,
students were seen in group,
some in fours, in fives and so on
discussing and arguing over the
just concluded paper.
Oluwasegun(segun for short)
wast sitting alone under a big
three near the school football
pitch. He was flipping through
the pages of the WAEC English
language past question. Just then
someone tapped him from
behind. He looked up and saw
his cousin Omolayo Akinola.
He stood up and hugged her.
“What are you doing here?” he
asked.
“I came to greet my friends
writing their exam here. She
answered.
“Where is your centre?”
“Ikolaba grammar school.”she
replied.
“Most of my friends are in that
centre.”he said.
“Are you the only one here?” she
asked.
“Yes, am the only one here from
my school.”he answered.
“You must be feeling lonely
o.”she said.
“Yeah”………
The gisted for like ten minutes
before Omolayo stood up to go,
“Let me introduce you to my
friends over there.” she said
pointing to a group of 2 boys
and 4 girls gisting.
He stood up and followed her
towards the group. Immediately
they saw them approach they
stopped talking.
“Where have you been? One of
her friends jummy asked
Omolayo suspiciously.
Ignoring her question. “Meet my
cousin, Segun. Segun meet my
friends.” she introduced.
“Hi guys.” he greeted.
“Hi.” They chorused.
They all hung around till it was
1:30pm, 30minutes before the
next paper.
“Bro, i think we should get going
so, we won’t be late.” Omolayo
said.
“Alright, bye. Segun answered.
Omolayo left with four of her
friends remaining two who were
also in segun’s centre. Among
which was Jummy.
–to be continued–


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My Car Key [Read it]


After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right! The parking lot was empty! I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked etc...
I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that the car had been stolen.
Then 20 minutes later, I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence.
I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot!" he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel!" Now it was my time to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me." He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."




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My relationship with Aminat opened a new chapter in my life, i thought i had seen it all in Aisha when i dated her but Aminat was so different. She took me to i another level entirely, i never bargained for what i was going through with Aminat.
She has this novice face that mere looking at her you will think that she was someone who doesn’t know anything but deep down, she was something else. Sex is just like a food between both of us and i always look forward to it, hardly do we do without sex on a daily basis, the only way we would not have sex was not to sight each other and the funniest thing was, it was always without protection, do i even know what they call protection in the first place.
Back in school, i remembered the first day i attended class with my shaved hair and long jean trouser with a pair of sneakers, everybody were just staring at me, they looked at me in amazement, none of them could approach me and the only person that did was Tayo who told me i was looking handsome with my new me. I remembered going to my level adviser for the first time with my new look, he looked at me and asked if i was okay and i told him i was fine and doing well.
Prayer? What do they call that again? I only pray whenever am in the presence of people and i don’t want them to see me as if i don’t pray again. Alcohol was now normal thing for me as i drink at any available time. Is it only alcohol? Hell No, i remembered anytime we decided to have crazy sex, we will lock ourselves in her room, drink bottles of red label and any other drinks at our disposal, smoke weed and go crazy with different style. We always sure house was dry anytime we want to smoke in her room.
Another thing that is worthy of mention was the fact that, i was now addicted to porn, Aminat will make sure we watch porn before making out sometimes and try styles from the porn we watched. Saying i had become a sex addict within a year is an understatement, Amina on the other hand was doing her best to make sure am okay, her father was a king in Lagos, they satisfy her with all her needs and my closeness to her made me realized she doesn’t even take academics serious at all and that has started affecting me too because i hardly attend class again.
I was becoming emotionally attached to Aminat because i was seriously enjoying our relationship, i didn’t know either to call it love or lust. I don’t know if she feels the same way about me because we never for once discussed it, we never even mentioned the word “i love you” to each other no matter how high or how drunk we were together.
I was getting used to night life too, I got to know so many guys through Aminat and most of them not in our school, there are some Kwara poly students (Male and Female) that I knew through her. Bode will come to pic us most times for night out. Aside from being in school, Bode already has a business to his name, he has two filling stations and a hotel in Ilorin town, and sincerely I don’t know the reason why he was schooling in Nigeria.
There was this particular sexual adventure that happened between me and Aminat one day like that, it was on a Saturday, we went to flour garden to relax ourselves, we left the place around 6pm because Aminat said she wanted to go and collect something from one of her friend in Oke-Ose, that her friend was a kwara poly student, she said someone sent something to her from abroad and it was that her friend that picked the stuff on her behalf from Lagos. She insisted i go with her though that what was it i wanted to go and do at home
We took a cab to sango and from there took another cab going to oke-oyi and we dropped at oke-ose, we crossed to the other side of the road and started walking down a street then we entered a house with black gate in front of it. She knocked at the door and the person asked who was it and she shouted “Open the door jhoor ode”, “mad lady, you are here already, thought you said you were in flower garden” the lady responded, the lady ws putting on a bump short and a male singlet, my dick responded immediately but i tried to hide it inside
Aminat: Meet my friend Rahman…what is that your name sef ode
Lady: You dey craze wallahi…..am Cynthia jare handsome, nice meeting you
Me: Its my pleasure..
Aminat: where my stuff oga, i hope you never steal part of my things sha…
Cynthia brought out a bag and told her those were the thing that was given to her, i couldn’t help but stare at Cynthia’s beauty, she was the most beautiful girl i ever set my eyes on, nice shape, she was tall, fair from head to toe, she was so neat, she has a medium size breast bigger than Aminat’s own and a perfect ass to match it. Aminat caught me as i was staring at her friend in amazement so many times, i was carried away with my thought.
Rahman, Rahman, “shouted” Rahman…i was brought me back to life, this one you are looking at my friend with lust, kilode? Don’t go and kill yourself ooo..This one na your mama ooo, no go look there at all…The lady busted into laughter and said “not up to that jhoor Ammy”, “you too like my friend, you want give am chop?” Aminat said…..”let us see what he has under his belt now, let’s see if it’s as handsome as he is”.

Read Episode 43

I’m starting to think that the gym isn’t really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later!Related

see forming [Read it]


A Yoruba boy who was dating an igbo girl
whose name was Njideka, He asked her to lie to
his mum when he takes her home that her
name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-
Yoruba people and would never accept her once
she knows her name was an Igbo girl.
She did as he instructed on sighting the
boyfriend's mum.
The mum asked her what her name was and
she said 'Bisi' but not without her characteristic
thick igbo accent.
The boy's tribalistic mum was so happy that
her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl
ignoring the igbo tone and she said:
'what a lovely name, your boyfriend's elder
brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my
best friend's name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi
is yours?'
She was confused and she replied
Ndubuisi, The Woman Fainted
"Have A Blissful n A Fun-filled Day"


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PRAISE THE LORD [Read it]


PASTOR: Praise the Lord!!! CHURCH MEMBERS: HALLELUJAH!!! PASTOR: That Hallelujah is too small for
my God. AKPOS: Who are you? Heaven's sound
system engineer?

#BOLLY_SMART™


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A WOMAN=>(WRITE UP BY DINDY)
do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission,thank you for reading this write up...


A family-she make a home to be as one.
A mother-she is the general manager of the house.
A wife-she is the foundation of the house.
A fiance -she is the one I see as my life partner.
A sister-she gives me advice.
A daughter-I love her so much.
A girl friend- she keeps me company.
A friend-she stands by me.
A woman is my pride,she is the only one that can move my heart to the highest point of the universe,her face makes me happy,her absence make me sad and unhappy,she is the only living thing that can make me feel alive.
She gave me life,she gave me an opportunity to see the world,she suffered because of me,she gave me a space in her stomach to live,she fed me milk to keep my bones strong,she cried because of me,she gave her life for me,she fought for me,she came to my rescue,she run to catch me when I almost hit my head on the ground,she saved me from a snake bite,she loved me with all she had and owned. I feel her everyday in my heart,nothing can replace her,nothing can fill her space in my heart.
When no one looked at me because I had nothing, she came to me and she made me a star,she looked me in the eyes and said 'believe in yourself and you will be the best in life', She did so many other things, I totally love a WOMAN.
We treat women badly, and we forget that we have sisters and mother,we don't respect them.
Why will you beat,rape and abuse a woman?,any guy that does that is nothing but an animal...(a dog,a pig,a stupid,foolish,dead,smelling,idiotic bastard!.wow it felt good to say that)...do you know how painful it is to be raped,beaten and abused?...(Ok just imagine that you lost your sight, because someone you loved or someone you don't even know, now tell me how will you feel If the person you love turns back and say 'I don't love you anymore you are a useless blind bat', or you lost your sight because of a robber, and one day the robber that caused your blindness was caught by the police..{I am sure that you will wanna kill the robber with your hands}..or someone you trust so much turns his/her back against you when you need them the most{you will feel like the worst person on earth},it truly really hurts)....
Rape is a painful thing,the thought of what happened could make you kill yourself,it could make your whole world unstable,it could dig a dark deep hole in your heart,mind and soul... (You raped someone else kid,if someone rapes your mother or sis or gf or wife or fiance or daughter how will you feel?,you will feel terrible for sure,but yet you did something that you don't want to ever happen to you,to another person's kid,daughter,gf,fiance and wife )...
Women are lovely creatures,they are many but they all have different and unique qualities. Some men don't understand how it feels like to be a woman,to go through menstruation monthly...(like seriously it is as painful as giving birth but some men don't understand that,I guess they must be dumb or they are just being ignorant or they just don't care about 'A WOMAN' )...Giving birth to a child is one of the hardest task in life for women,it is hard, painful and difficult...(some women don't survive this due to the weakness to pass the task).... Imagine it this way,you went to toilet to excrete but it was hard and it refuse to come out,so you had to use more power and force to push, so hard that your anus felt like tearing, and still it refused to come out, and you tried again and again, and finally it came out......(I am sure that after all that push push your anus will hurt like no tomorrow{some people have died due to hard excrete})... Now imagine if that excrete Was as big as a baby,your head will explode. So you should learn to respect every woman,lady and girl you see because the pain they experience every day,every week,every month and year is more than enough to kill a man. Some women insult their husband during child's birth because of the unbearable pain...( well I don't blame them, because if its me, I will slap my husband if he is close by).
Do you know that menstruation,pregnancy and menopause gives some of them mood swings?..(their attitude and emotions changes,they act crazy and annoying sometimes. Sometimes it might be in your favour,and in other times it might not).
women likes attention,give them that,they need it,they want it,they like it,they love it, but not only attention, they also like sweet words,they like it when a guy complements about them,it makes them happy..(believe me it makes their head swell like balloon, if you use the right soft touching words)... but never try to take advantage of them because the out come of the result might not be pleasant or fun rocking.
Never fight with a woman because if you do it will make you look like a fool and if you loose a fight to a woman,you will look like the worst idiot in the whole wide world. So just try and ignore them no matter how much they try to provoke you...(I know it is not easy because they can really say hurtful things,well I guess that is why they are women)...
One of the reason why divorce is so common everywhere is because men have failed to understand women,women are like puzzle,it takes more than a day to understand them, it could take a man his whole life time to understand his wife. Well if you wanna know a woman, learn everything about them both online and personally, believe me its hard because their mood changes like seasons, so you have to be calm and patient, to fully know them...(the funniest thing about women is that they are great at hiding feelings but for guys we suck at that)...the sweet thing about women is that if you are close to them,they will treat you like a baby...(believe me when I say"I really enjoy it when they treat me like a baby, like badly, it is totally fun!!!).
I don't know why some girls abuse what they have, by doing the wrong things like; wearing clothes that expose their body,dancing half naked or completely naked for men, all for the name of money or just for fun or love, girl I am sorry to say but you are a fool!,sorry you are not a fool but a disgrace to womanhood in fact you ain't a woman because only a woman will think of tomorrow and how she will be remembered. have you seen any guy dance half naked or fully nude on musical videos?..(no right!)...,but you will see girls dancing half naked,some fully naked. They are using them to push their music upwards, but they are too dumb to see that, because all they care is that their face will be shown on TV,and they will be paid. The worst part is that they don't pay some of the girls that dance half naked or totally nude on videos...(like seriously some girls need to wise up and stop being a low life). the bad part is that this girls that dance completely nude or half nude or shaking their non sense ass on videos don't think of their future kids, because if they do they will respect what they are,they don't know that one day their kid/kids will grow up, and all the crazy things they did, might end up affecting their kid/kids,or their kid/kids might tap into the bad life style they once lived. It might even spoil the woman's name in time of marriage and so many other bad things that follows,like seriously women need to stand up and stand against all this girls that dance completely nude or half nude in videos, because it totally spoils the name of women all over the world...(well some of them are not to be blame,because in the area or street where they grew up, they believe its not bad,some are forced to do it to find money,some of them were forced into it by people they stay with)...
For all those girls selling their body for money,I am sorry for you, because madam you will age quicker than a 60 years old woman,instead of selling your body, why don't you dig into yourself and find your talent, because every woman has a wonderful talent hidden inside of them.
For all those runz girls, keep runzing ooo, runz well,one day you will end up in the grave and your runz will continue in hell and I am sure that you will runz fire and the devil very well.
For those ladies that dress improper, for example; you wear a chain on your neck,waist and leg,it makes you look like dog..(dog chain).. and a slave.... (like seriously do you know what that chain means?,it sends a signal to guys, that you are a dog and a slave,and they are free to ride on you when they want to,well that is what is means to me,it might have worst meaning )....all that chain needs is a longer chain to hold it at the other end to control you like a dog and a slave.
Some of you that open your nose and mouth with rings or pins...(the worst is that nose piercing,they will put ring in between their nose and end up looking like cows)... believe me it doesn't make you look more beautiful, it actually reduces your beauty...(if you think I am lying try and remove the ring or pin and see how you look)...
For you ladies that wear short clothes to show your stomach or to show your legs or to show of your breast, the day devil will punish you,you will know that short things are not so good(when you wear things like that some bad guys will wanna have their way with you, and people will see you as a runz babe, or a prostitute).
And for you ladies that open all your ears with rings and pins, now tell me, are your ears the new rings and pins store where people can buy rings and pins?...(Some girls have totally destroyed the beautiful name of WOMEN, because of them some guys no longer have respect for WOMEN)....
Now adays musicians sing about women in a bad way, they have no respect for them any more,but yet some of these girls will dance for them in videos that talks wrongly about their gender, and will even go half nude or completely nude...( Do you guys know how bad it is?, I guess no,because if they knew the complications they won't do it)...
Every woman is A DIAMOND whether little,small,medium or big,they are the most important thing in the whole world, I can't live without them...(in fact no man can stay without them, even some gods won't exist without them)...
Like I occasionally say; there is A WOMAN in every man, because every man has a weak and soft spot.
So that brings me to my conclusion, I am a guy but "I AM PROUD TO BE A WOMAN, AND TO HAVE WOMEN BY MY SIDE ALL MY LIFE".
MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP.LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.THANKS FOR READING....WRITE UP BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI.........whatsapp number:07087750433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi.......Skype: 07087750433 or [email protected]







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Facts of life [Read it]


There are 2 facts of life,either u are a male or female,if u are female u are safe ,if u are a male two things are involve,either u are a civilian or u are a military man.if u ar a civilian u are save if u ar military man 2 tins ar involve either u ar in office or u ar in d war front if u are in office u ar safe if u are in d war front 2 tins are involve either u kill sumbdy or sumbdy kil u,if u kil sumbdy u ar safe if sumbody kills u 2 tins are involve either u ar buried or u ar allowed 2 decay if u are buried u are safe if u ar allowed 2 decay 2 tins are involve either ur manure are used 2 grow flower or tree if it is flower u ar safe if it is tree 2 tins are involve,either u are used 4 4niture or tissue if it is 4 4niture u are safe if it is tisue 2 tins are involve either men use u or women use u,if men use u,u are safe if women use u 2 tins are involve either u are used at d back or front if it is at d back u ar safe if it is at d front 2 tins are involve either u contact STDS or HIV/AIDS.if it is STDS u ar safe if it is HIV/AIDS only one tin is involve. YOU WILL DIE


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Iss Se Pehle Ki



Iss Se Pehle Ki Bewafa Ho Jayein;

Kyon Na Ai Dost Hum Judaa Ho Jayein;



Tu Bhi Heere Se Ban Geya Patthar;

Hum Bhi Kal Jaane Kya Se Kya Ho Jayein;



Hum Bhi Majboorion Ka Uzar Karein;

Phir Kahin Aur Mubtala Ho Jayein;



Ab Ke Gar Tu Mile To Hum Tujhse;

Aise Liptein Teri Qabaa Ho Jayein;



Bandagi Hum Ne Chhod Di Hai ‘Faraz’;

Kya Karein Jab Log Khuda Ho Jayein!Related

Forgive Your Enemies
The preacher's Sunday sermon was "Forgive Your
Enemies."
He asked how many of the congregation have
forgiven their enemies? About half held up their
hands. He then repeated his question. Now about
80 % held up their hands. He then repeated his question once more. All
responded, except one elderly Man. "Mr. Akpos, are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mr. Akpos that is very unusual. How old are
you?" "Two hundred and sixty," he replied. "Mr. Akpos, please come down in front and tell
the congregation how a person cannot have an
enemy in the world?" The little old man of a nigga tottered down the
aisle and said, "I outlived every one of those
Bitches&Snitches ass nigga&pussy"how am i gonna have enemy when them ass are dead&stocked in the grave!!! #Nairajokes # www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #AoN


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When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed…

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My name,

My address,

My phone number.

Everything!Related

An X-ray specialist was briefing his new assistant about breast shadows. He told him that women’s breasts come in three sizes:

Ping Pong

Ding Dong

and

King Kong!Related

The cultural expectation should be if there’s infidelity, the marriage is more important than fidelity.

– Dan SavageRelated

At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.


The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.


They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”


All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!


When they finished, the man couldn’t believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he’d had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.


He again asked the lady, “Up or down ?”


There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.


She agreed and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, “Up or down ?”


The woman replied, “Down.”


A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, “Up or down ?”


She replied, “Up.”


This really confused the gentleman so he asked, “What’s the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!”


She replied, “Well, yesterday I wasn’t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.”Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

All was going on well and i neva
gave Mary any
chance at all…i was just counting
down to when
Friday will come again..i came
home very early on
Wednesday evening around
7pm, i was in the
bedroom with Biola when she
suddenly received a
call from one of her colleague to
come collect
something from her at the bus
stop….she called
Mary to follow her but she
totally declined saying
she was pressed as i could hear
their conversation
from the bedroom……
Didnt take up to 2mins Biola left
when the bedroom
door opened..standing there was
Mary totally
unclad without anything on
her……..
Me: ehn..ehn…what do u want?
Get out of my room
right now
Mary: what do u mean baby
boy….dont u know av
missed u or u think its dat easy
being alone since
all this days?
Me: look here mary, there’s
nothing between us
again..what happened between
us belongs to the
past and i will never have anytyn
to do with u again
Mary: are u sure u don’t want
to av anytyn to do
with me again (apparently
sighting my Joystick in
my boxer already failing me as i
couldn’t help it)
**************Before i knew
what was happening ,
she was already on my bed
moving closer to
me***************
Me: ****in low tone****** what
do u want from me
Mary? Please go now….Biola
shouldn’t know about
all this Mary
Mary: I know baby and u shud
realize i mean no
harm…av also been playing my
part perfectly and i
can guarantee u she will never
suspect anytyn and
it will definitely be a secret dear
but i need u dis
last time…..just this last one
before i leave on
Friday
Me: but u know Biola is around…
lets do it when
she’s not around mary..please
Mary: don’t worry dear…i
know she wont be here
until about 20mins and we
would av been tru
Me:what if she barged on
us..what if we are
caught..we are not safe dear
*****she was already on me
sitting on my Dickson
which was hard from the
boxer*****
Mary: don’t worry dear, the
entrance door is locked
from behind..she will definitely
knock or call us
before coming in..please i need u
right now baby
She placed a kiss on my lips and
that goes
passionately…i responded to her
kiss and started
handling her bweast at the same
time too..she
removed Dickson from my boxer
and in goes her
Kitty-Cat..she started ridding me
and it was a great
pleasure watching her scream…
we switched
position after like 5 mins and i
was totally in charge
on the missionary style..i was
bleeping so hard and
her ringtone was as loud as
anytyn as it shows she
actually needed bleeping…didnt
take up to 10mins
before she came for the first
time…
What we thought will be for
20mins was lasting for
45mins and an hour without any
sign that Biola is
coming…we lasted more than an
hour and av even
shower and went to the sitting
room before Biola
came back
Me: what happened baby? What
took u so long?
Biola: don’t mind d yeye babe
jare..she was not
even close to the bus stop when
she called me
Me: i was even worried
Biola: but u didn’t call me now
cos u wud av if u
were truly worried
Me: i know u are not lost now
Biola: ohk oooo..where is Mary
Me: she’s in the kitchen
cooking…..
Biola: as if she know am
seriously hungry..lemme
join her so that it will be fast
They finished cooking and i
started counting down
to Friday morning when Mary
will go out of my life
because with the way things
were going it will just
be a matter of time before I will
be caught
moreover I guess Biola was
already suspecting
that the bond between me and
Mary was not like a
family member at all cos we
hardly talk to each
other.
My hope was on the high side
when I left for work
on Friday, my fiancée already
told me in the
morning she will be going out
but will be back at
home before I return from work
in the evening. It
was around 3pm when I
received an august visitor
in my office…

To Be Continued…



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Had it been real or had my love for him made me imagine it? For a few minutes I remained sitting on the sofa trying to calm myself down and I took a deep breath before I released it. My heart was still beating with excitement as I tried to pull myself together.

Once my heartbeat slowed down I ventured into the kitchen to get my lunch. The smell of my favorite lasagna hit me as I stepped in to the kitchen. Alex and my parents had gone to our favorite Italian restaurant. My mom had brought food for Grey as well. It was probably lasagna. We both loved it.

Alex and Grey sat at the kitchen table. They were talking about the party that they'd been to last night. Grey took a bite out of his food listening to my brother's story intently. My eyes went to him. I don't know what I was looking for but he didn't have a sticker on his head that read 'Tried to kiss Harp'.

I got my food and sat down at the table feeling like a third wheel in their company.

"How are you feeling?" Alex asked. I pulled my eyes from Grey to look at my brother who was looking at me with genuine concern.

"I'm fine," I replied as I took a bite of my food and tried to settle the flutter of nerves when Grey looked to me. Our eyes met for a second. I hoped to see something there that proved the near kiss hadn't been a part of my wild imagination.

But there was nothing. He looked at me the way he always did except this time there was no teasing smile that showed of his sexy dimples that me go weak at the knees. The disappointment I felt I tried to hide by I dropping my gaze to my plate and shoving a mouthful of my favorite lasagna in my mouth. It was tasteless as I chewed it. My mind was running wild through my thoughts trying to replay every moment of the near kiss to figure out what had happened.

My appetite waned and I pushed the rest of my food aside. I'd lost my appetite. My stomach was too filled with knots to have space for food. Alex and Grey went back to their conversation about the night before. I picked up my plate and took it to the sink as my mom entered the kitchen.

"Are you okay baby?" my mom asked me when she saw how little I'd eaten

"I'm fine," I said. My mom wasn't convinced. She studied me for a moment with a frown. Then it occurred to me to make up an excuse so I could go back to my room and hide.

"Actually I'm a little tired," I lied.

"Maybe you should go lie down," my mom suggested. "I'll check on you a little later."

I nodded before I left to go and find sanctuary in my bedroom.

For the rest of the day I hid out in my bedroom. For a while I lay on my bed my hands touched underneath my head looking up to the ceiling replying the near kiss. After the twentieth time I tried to distract myself with some reading but I reread the same page ten times before I gave up and shut the book with a resigned sigh. Even the TV in my room couldn't hold my attention and I found myself thinking about Grey again.

I'd run through the moment so many times that I was convinced that if my mom had not interrupted us he would have kissed me. As happy and excited I was at the thought I also felt a little fear. I'd been hoping for this to happen for the last five years and now that something had finally started to happen a new set of fears entered my mind.

He had never been serious about a girl before. On one hand it made me feel that maybe he was just waiting for the right girl to come along, like me. But I couldn't stop the thought that maybe he looked at me like he did all the other girls and I was just another casual thing. I took a deep breath and released it. I was probably blowing the whole thing out of proportion but it was hard not to think about all the reason behind the near kiss.

I'd been so ready to move on and find someone who could love me back and this had put a stop to that plan. How could I even contemplate moving on if there was a chance he felt the same way about me?

Rubbing my forehead I could feel the start of a headache coming on. I needed to calm down otherwise it would develop into a migraine.

My mom checked up on me. I felt a little guilty for making her worry. By the time I went downstairs for dinner Grey and my brother were gone. I felt a little relieved that I didn't have to hide out in my bedroom for the rest of the evening. I watched some TV with my parents and finished my lasagna that I'd abandoned earlier.

Grey monopolized my thoughts even though I was trying my best not to think of him. There was only one thing that helped me find some peace when everything got too much. I climbed out of my bedroom window and climbed to a part of the roof that was level. I lay down with my arms beside me looking up the night sky.

It was so beautiful. There wasn't a cloud in the sky so there was nothing to hide the brilliant stars shining in the dark sky with a the half moon's light illuminating down on me. I let out a breath. With nothing else in my view it felt like I was apart of it.

Calmness washed over me. My hectic and agonizing thoughts disappeared. For just those few moments I cleared my head of all thoughts and just enjoyed the simple task of enjoying the beautiful canvas laid out above me.

Voices from below pulled me out of daze and I strained to hear what the voices were saying. My brother's room was beside mine and I could hear the voices were coming from his room. It was after midnight already.

"I thought it was supposed to be a small get together," Grey said.

"I had no idea that Jason was going to invite that many people," my brother remarked. "At least there were some hot girls."

The last part made me listen closer.

"So what did you think of that hot blonde?" my brother asked and I held my breath.

"She was hot."

"She was really into you," my brother added and I held still as I continued eavesdrop on their conversation.

"I got her number," Grey revealed smugly.

In that moment what little hope I'd been holding onto disappeared. I closed my eyes for a moment feeling the sting of tears. Feeling hurt and betrayed I struggled to deal with my feelings.

I didn't understand why he'd tried to kiss me not even a few hours before and he was already chasing after other girls. I was angry with myself. I'd promised myself that I was done with him but every time I saw the smallest bit of a chance of something with him everything else went out the window.

Disgusted with myself that I'd allowed him to hurt me again I brushed the tears from my face as I sat up. Grey and Alex's voices faded and I took that opportunity to climb down and back into my room.

I lay on my bed hugging my pillow as more tears slid down my face as I wrestled with the ache in my chest. For a little while I cried and I let it all out. Once I wiped the last tear away I took an unsteady breath and let it out.

That was it, I was done. There was no going back.

If he had cared for me he wouldn't have got another girl's number. I had to face reality that he was never going to feel the same way I did and I couldn't waste anymore time hoping that he would. I'd spent most of the day agonizing over him and he'd been hitting on some girl. Just thinking about it made my heart ache.

The necklace around my neck felt like a chain weighing me down. I took it off and held it in my hand for a moment. On top of my dressing table there was a small trinket box and I put the necklace inside it.

It hurt too much to wear it. If anyone asked about it I would tell them I'd lost it.


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"bang!..
the kitchen door slam ...wizzy shifted uneasily..it was 7:45 pm but for d modern security lights al round d skul...u kud fink it was stil 4 pm
"what next..? kiszy stared @wizzy.
the later whispered sumfin in his hearz...(a deadly smile) ..dat kud signal u in 4 d worst nightmare
___
d door crack lightly 4rm her back..she was stiring d peper soup pot on d fire..slightly turning , wizzy was already on her lyk a lion closing in on d prey
(ssh)..her mouth was pinned...but wid a devil's kiss sending down hot coals of pleasure within her ..she was alredy breathing hard ...wizzy's hand on her waist and the seducive state of thier body against the other
a hand went 4 d stove ...it was shut down...sum one got push down an in glance d kitchen went dark..."u realy wana giv it 2 me" a voice came in a whisper...what folo next ..u kud say "when a male dog meetz a female dog on heat"...(nw ur finking wella)

__d 'zzy' boyz waiting 4 d signal 2 CRACK THE NUT...what pop next..d series continues.___


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There was a robbery at Akpos’ neighbour’s house and he called 199.


Next thing he heard was.


Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center, for English press 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3, for Hausa press 4.


Akpos pressed 1, and another voice came u.


For car accident press 1,for armed robbery press 2, for Boko Haram please hang up. . . . .


He pressed 2, and another voice came up….

If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bombs press 5, all of the above press 6…

Akpos checked and saw that the armed robbers were with all of them, so he pressed 6… then a voice came up saying….

“Hmmmm…! My friend, if your brother is a policeman, will you let him go?”



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Lover boy [Read it]


A guy fell in love with a girl, but never had the guts to
tell her. One night around 11pm, he gathered some
courage and sent her a text saying; “I love you”, I would
love to date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel.
“ A few seconds later, he received a
message alert on his phone. He was so tensed and
scared to open it that night, so he decided not to check
and reply until the next morning when he’s less tense.
When he woke up the next day, he prayed seriously
about the message for good news,did his morning
chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast,had his
bath, dressed up, then climbed into bed and picked up
his phone to read the message. This was the response
he read; "Dear Customer, you have insufficient balance
to send this message, please recharge your account
and try again".


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Akpos goes over to see his neighbour
who has a very ferocious-looking
dog.
As Akpos approaches the door, the
dog begins to bark wildly and his
neighbour says to him, "Come on in,
Akpos! Don't be afraid of my dog.
You know the old proverb: A barking
dog never bites."
"Yes," replied Akpos, "I know the
proverb, and you know the proverb,
but does your dog know it?"


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Surprise God [Read it]


During the church service pastor said "Surprise God and God will surprise you too"
Akpos went and kissed pastor's wife.
The woman landed a him a hot slap and star came out of his eyes.
The pastor who observed the incident said "O yesss! surprise God and God will surprise you"


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An ounce of intuition is worth a pound of tuition.

~ Author UnknownRelated

Milking Machine [Read it]


A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking
Machine. Since the equipment arrived
when his wife was out of town, he
decided to test it on himself first. So, he
inserted his member into the
equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment
provided him with much more pleasure
than his wife did. When the fun was
over, though he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove his member from the
Instrument. He read the manual but didn't find any
useful information on how to disengage
himself. He tried every button on the
instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's
customer service hot line. "Hello, I just bought a Milking Machine from your
company, It works fantastic but how do
I remove it from the Cow's Udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer
service rep, "the machine will release
automatically once it has collected two
gallons."


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cab driver [Read it]


A taxi passenger taps the driver on the
shoulder to ask him a question. The driver
screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a
bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops
centimeters from a shop window. For a
second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then
the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The
passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much.” The
driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been
driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."


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honey [Read it]


Little Akpos went to meet His teacher asking Him this question,
Akpos:Sir,did honey have legs?
Teacher:yes,y did u ask that question?
Akpos:I always heard my Dad at midnight shouting,Honey open ur legs.
Teacher fainted.
One word for Him.


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Akpos: Mum, i think i now know the person that killed dad.
Mum: Shut up! and stop saying what you don't know you this naughty boy.
Akpos: Am serious and i have the evidence.
Mum: Ok who is that.
Akpos: is my friend Okon.
Mum: Ok, what are your evidence.
Akpos: I uploaded dad's obituary poster on facebook and Okon was the only one that LIKED it.



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GEORGE: KEVIN! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
KEVIN: Sir, I have the report here about
the new leader of China.
GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
KEVIN: Hu is the new leader of China. GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
KEVIN: That's what I'm telling you.
GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you.
Who is the new leader of China?
KEVIN: Yes.
GEORGE: I mean the person's name. KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The guy in China.
KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The new leader of China.
KEVIN: Hu.
GEORGE: The main man in China! KEVIN: Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Now why asking me for?
KEVIN: I'm telling you, Hu is leading
China.
GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is
leading China? KEVIN: That's the man's name.
GEORGE: That's who's name?
KEVIN: Yes.
GEORGE: Will you, or will you not tell me
the name of the new leader of China?
KEVIN: Yes, sir. GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China?
I thought he's dead in Palestine.
KEVIN: That's correct.
GEORGE: Then who is in China?
KEVIN : Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir is in China? KEVIN: No, sir.
GEORGE: Then who is?
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir?
KEVIN: No, sir.
GEORGE: Look kevin. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on
the phone.
KEVIN: Kofi?
GEORGE: No, thanks.
KEVIN: You want Kofi? GEORGE: No.
KEVIN: You don't want Kofi?
GEORGE: No. But now that you mention
it, I could use a glass of milk. And then
get me on the phone with the U.N
Secretary General. KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
KEVIN: Kofi?
GEORGE: Milk! Will you please make the
call?
KEVIN: And call who? GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
KEVIN: Hu is the guy in China.
GEORGE: Will you stay out of China!!!
KEVIN: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: And stay out of the Middle East!
Just get me the guy at the U.N. KEVIN: Kofi.
GEORGE: All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone!!!
#BOLLY_SMART™


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The balls [Read it]


Question: What did the penis say to the balls?


Answer: You guys just hang around while I go inside.


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Continue part*****

I might have sleft off while thinking,I look around me to see if I have been dreaming but no I wasn't it was real, I took my phone and found ten missed calls from Mimi, I could have called her back but I was too sacred to call, what if lmada has told her everything and she is just calling to hear my side of the story or maybe cut of the wedding,I was just confused I try to comfort myself but it wasn't working,who do I call the only person that knows of my secret was my friends and my parents but I can't call them now,I was till in my thought when my doorbell ring,I look at the time it was 7:30 who could be looking for me by this time and why will my gateman open up for someone when I haven't given him the permission to do so, well that's me for you I don't allow visitors that much.

I got up sluggishly and went to open the door,just as I feared mimi was standing at my door looking at me with a weary eyes, it seems she has been crying. "Is it true" she asked,at once I knew lmada have told her,there was nothing to hide anymore I looked at her in silents, "tell me is it true that you where the once that raped my sister,answer me" she was at the top of her voice ,I just didn't know what to say I left her at the door and went inside, she followed me shouting, I tried to find the words to say but I couldn't find any, she was till shouting asking me questions, my head was ringing so loud,it was like durm is been played inside my head,with the shouting of mimi it was like adding patrol to fire, "tell me uyi" she kept saying, "yes I did it" I didn't even know when that came out, she kept quite at once "I am so sorry mimi, but I can explain" tear was now gathering around my eyes,I tryed to hold her but she push me away then start working to the door "mimi" my heart was beating so fast, she turned, I can see the tear rolling down her cheek "I thought we would be happy together but I was wrong" she look at her finger and removed the ring, i would see my world crashing down,she put it on my couch, "mimi please don't do this please" I can see myself crying "it over uyi don't ever come near me ever again" she left immediately, is this really happening, I try to stop the tear that was falling from my eyes but it seems I was wasting my energy because the tear itself wants to come out,I sat on the floor,Is this my punishment,my body was on fire and I needed to cool down, I got up took my car key that was when I saw the ring,I pick it up and place it in my pocket.

I couldn't remember when last I went to a bar but I really need it,I drank some few bottles of Heineken then I went home,I won't say I was drank but I know I was high,but not too high not to be able to drive home,as soon as I got home I landed on the bed and I was off to another planet.

I woke up the next day at about 8:30 I wasn't sure of going to work that day,I pick my phone and called mimi but she wasn't replying,I even sent her an SMS but till no response,I lay on my bed not knowing what to done next,I later got up took my bath,I wasn't hungry ,I put the ring on my necklace to keep it close to my heart I wasn't giving up on mimi I have to try to get her back.

I came out of my house and was about to enter my car when I saw some group of police men of about four walked passed my gateman and came to me. "Good morning sir are you Mr uyi omorodion " one of the police man asked, "yes how may I help you"I just pray it isn't what am thinking, "you are invited to the station for questioning please kindly come with us", (invitation to the police station where e for dey happen),I kingly obeyed them I really don't want them to drag me like a criminal, two of them drove with me while the other two drove alone.

I know deep down this wasn't just an invitation so I have to go full prepared, I called my lawyer immediately who told me he will meet up with me there, I knew with my lawyer on my side nothing bad could happened, his name is Barr.Wilson,he is one of the top lawyers in Abuja, I just hope this has nothing to do with lmada.

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Hell Road [Read it]


One day, an elder in a church died, unfortunately he found himself in the hell, when he turned around, lo and behold, he saw his pastor.


"Pastor, what are doing here?" he asked.
 
"Keep quiet" his pastor retorted. ''Bishop is sitting right inside!''


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2014-12-03 08:16:47

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I`m not trying to encourage women to be gold diggers nor write broke guys off as useless.

This is just an advice from a guy who have tasted both sides and found that a broke guy who is in relationship is not being true to himself.

To be honest, most of what we have heard about relationship are unfounded. Nobody will love you for who you are when you don`t have shi shi. That`s just the truth.

Even the independent ladies who don’t want your money will want someone who’s settled in their life. For them, finding a partner is about finding someone who fits into their lifestyle and plans for the future. That includes things that cost money.

Below are the reasons why broke guys should forget dating for now.

1. You are not ready for it.
You may want it but honestly you don`t need it. You need to be thinking of a master plan. You need to re-prioritize your life and get busy with something. Anybody who is having some major financial struggles needs to be focused on getting that together, not dating. get your act together THEN date.

2. You Ego Will Be Bruised Money does matter in our society, way too much. A person`s ability to eat and look good and get medicine in time of need and take care of your woman are the things that makes one a man. Think about it, she called you on phone and asked for money and you gave her the same answer. "I no get". Then you found out much later that she somehow got the money. You ask and was told that she got it from another guy. Your heart is darned if he is one of her admirers that you are aware of.

3. It Is A Distraction A broke guy needs all the time in the world alone to sort out things and having a woman who will add some few loads to his already bent shoulder will do him no good. Don`t tell me he needs a woman`s support because a good female friend supports one more than his girlfriend. You don`t need that extra load.

4. You Will Be Cheated On You read me right. Girls have the habit of getting bored of things quickly, this is due to who they are, which is coupled with the pressures of society. Society always wants them to get the newest and latest thing, so one day she will get tired of hoping and waiting and accept that guy who has been disturbing her. She may not tell you about it because she wouldn`t want to hurt you so you end up being cheated on.

5. You Will Be FriendsZoned She likes you but cannot continue to date you because you cannot take care of her needs. So she would friendzone you in other not to lose you completely. At least there is something you are good at and she will keep your friendship because of that. Women are smart walahi

6. She Won`t Feel Loved Since traditionally men are the ones that pay for dates, it is impossible then to prove your love when there is no shi shi. How can you surprise her? How can you take her out on a date or buy her gifts? How can you say you love her when she cannot rely on you when she is broke?

7. You Will Be Dumped Not because she doesn`t love you but because You are not the right material for a woman who has marriage and raising a family in her agenda. You may be lucky to get someone who will stand by you but a goal without a deadline is just a dream. She will eventually get tired of hoping and give up. Your Bottom will be dumped. Sorry

I know that all people deserve to be loved no matter who or what they are but money is very important in every relationship so I think a man that cannot afford to date needs to wait


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2014-12-03 22:34:08

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The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.


When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.


When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.


So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.Related

finest gal [Read it]


# finessgal. You won't believe what happened to me yesterday night.
I was coming back from somewhere around 9pm when I saw this beautiful damsel approaching me.
She has the the beautiful face of Beyonce, the sumptuous lips of Angelina Jolie, the backside like that of Kim Kardashian. The curves were like that of Mercy Johnson. She's got the height like that of Juliet Ibrahim. Her eyes were as beautiful as that of Ini Edo.
She got the forehead of Rihanna, with bumper front package like that of Cossy Orjiakor. She was looking innocent like Genevieve Nnaji.
I knew I had to talk to her, it will be the greatest mistake if I allow her pass without talking. So I said"Hi."
She didn't reply but she smiled. So I continued,"My name is Tunde, I will love to talk to you but I'm in a hurry right now. Can I please get your contact so that I can call you for us to meet again?"
She smiled again and said,"Ok. ZERO (0) HATE ( ZERO (0), TIRI (3) TIRI (3) HATE (, SEFUN (7) TWO (2) TIRI (3), NOI (9) NOI (9)... NA MY HENTIHEN (MTN) LINE BE THAT. YOU WANT MY SAIN LINE?"
I fainted!!!


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2014-09-10 11:57:57

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