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EPISODE 4

She started noticing the signs some days
ago; the new change to her flow, a milky
difference, slight and strange, the unusual
tenderness of her bosoms and the new
sensation at her Tip area.
And there was the killing fatigue. She would
barely get by an hour without feeling like
dropping down on whatever soft, stretch her
legs and sleep.
Things were still normal enough with the
changes though…till the onset of the
morning sickness. That was when Onyiudo
Ekemma, her mother, confirmed her
suspicion and she reacted.
She watched her that morning till the loud
retching sounds stopped.
She spat and took a cup of water from the
tall metal drum. Her eyes were all teary as
she drank a bit of water, gurgled and threw
it out.
She was on a repeat when she heard her
mother’s voice.
‘Bia, Nwamma, come here!’
Her heart pounded as she dragged towards
her.
Onyiudo Ekemma stared at her with near
disgust, like someone with an unsightly boil
on her face.
She touched her face, pressed down the
skin area around her eyes and jerked her
face to a face.
She yelped, slamming her palms together.
‘It has finally happened! My enemies have
tried me and gotten me!’
She examined her daughter’s face again.
She clapped again. ‘Ewoo! This girl has
finally done it! Hey! Finally she has brought
shame to me!’
Her younger brother came out then. He
asked their mother what the problem was
but Onyiudo Ekemma shoved him aside and
picked one of her rubber flip-flops.
‘Foolish girl! Tell me who is responsible!’
The slapping sounds of flexible plastic burst
in the air, peppered with loud screams of
pain.
Onyiudo Ekemma was unrelenting.
‘Tell me now! Tell me the he-goat you
opened your legs for! Tell me!’
Pa pa pa pa, went the slaps on her back,
shoulder, buttocks, anywhere that seemed
possible now.
She held her firm with one hand so that
running off was not an option.
Finally she was able to and she ran deep
down the small bush bordering their
compound. She stood under the avocado
tree and tried to breathe.
Onyiudo Ekemma was unrelenting still.
‘Your bags are outside!’
Her screaming voice was followed by
jingling sounds of materials thrown off
carelessly. ‘Go to the man that has
impregnated you! You can’t live with that
shame in my house!’
Her voice lowered. ‘Mbanu, no! It can never
happen. I did not bring shame to my
mother so why would my own be different.’
‘Mama, what is–‘
‘Bia nwokem, run inside now before I
descend on you!’
The young boy quietly went inside.
Onyiude Ekemma cursed some more before
she entered her room and dressed up for
the market.
She didn’t talk with her fellow traders at
the market and even shouted at her
customers.
‘Go! If you don’t want to buy go! Do you
not know what is happening in the North
right now? Dont you know that bokoharam
have seized bama? Dont you know that
shekau is still alive? Do you think we
cultivate onions? Did I cultivate the onions
myself?’
The people that knew her before, her
sprightly attitude and refreshing perkiness,
were amazed.

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THE IMBECILE AND THE EPILEPTIC EPISODE 5 TLE(THE LAST EPISODE)

****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC ****
(WRITER TALKING)Raman was already in the plane, he quickly went forward to find his seat which was located close to the toilet,he found it then he fixed his luggage above his seat then he sat down.
(RAMAN'S THOUGHTS)ah thank God i got here on time,only God can help me in this journey,I wonder maybe he still leaves there,maybe they have packed out of that place,well I can't say for now,let me get there first.
(WRITER TALKING)he was still thinking, when a lady in her 50s came close to him.
Woman:"excuse me,my seat is over there".she said pointing at her seat.
Raman:"oh sorry".he said as he moved his legs a little to the left for her to pass.
(WRITER TALKING)she sat down on her sit gently.Raman looked a little at her which made him fall into another thoughts.
(RAMAN'S THOUGHTS)This woman reminds me of my mother,i remember when my dad told me the story of how and why my mum left him and me,he said when i was born the doctor came to them, and told them about my illness,but my mum said that it was not possible for her to give birth to something like me.she even went as far as saying that my dad was the cause of what happened to me,my dad said she called him a wizard and other stuffs which he refuse to tell me.she left me with him in the middle of the night,and went only God knows where.my dad always loved her and her picture still hangs in his room.it really hurts to remember those words my dad told me about her........
Air hostess:"sir,sir,sir,please fasten up your sit beat,the plane is about to take off".she said with a smile.
Raman:"oh thanks alot".he said smiling back.
(RAMAN'S THOUGHTS)I think I should apply the break because I am over thinking,I couldn't even hear when the hostess called,well let me try and sleep at least 45mins sleep should be enough.......
****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE****
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)I can't believe that I just gave myself an unnecessary work to do,well good came out of it,I better be fast with this work so that I will go take my bath.
Ah finally done!,now its batting time.
(WRITER TALKING)he took off his cloths then he took the boxers which he said he was going to wear, and went straight into the bathroom to do his stuff.
After batting he came out.and another section of thoughts came.
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)that water was really warm,well I guess I better go dress up and move to the kitchen to eat before those boys finish the remaining food.
(WRITER TALKING)he went to his room and got dressed as quickly as he could,so that he would be able to get to the kitchen quickly before his brothers gets there and eats up the food.
He walked in a slow but quick format to the kitchen.when he got there he opened the pot.
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)thank God that this boys didn't finish the food,let me take my share of the food and goto my room to eat it.
(WRITER TALKING)he took his share of the food and went to his room to eat the food.after he ate the food,he relaxed on his bed.
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)the food was amazing,my stomach is full to the brine.i think its time for me to sleep.....
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC****
Air hostess:"sir, sir, sir, please wake up,we have arrived".she said.
Raman:"oh shit!,I have been sleeping all through the journey".he said with an unhappy face.
Raman:"I can't believe I slept for two straight hours".he said to himself out loud.
(WRITER TALKING)he got up from the seat,take his luggage and went off the plane.he went to the garage which was 5 minutes walk away from the airport.when he got there,he saw a young man in his 30s, who was the driver of the taxi which was right in front of him.
Raman:"good morning sir".he greeted politely.
Diver:"good morning".he greeted back.
Raman:"please sir do you know this address?".he asked hoping to get a good answer.
(WRITER TALKING)handing a piece of paper where the address was written for him,by his dad.
Driver:"ok,oh yes I know this place but it will take us 2 hours before we get there and it will cost you.........".he said but was not able to finish his statement because Raman cuts in.
Raman:"sir don't worry about the amount,just take me there".he said anxiously.
Driver:"ok no problem".he replied........
****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE****
(WRITER TALKING)tom was already awoke, and he had other plans for the day.
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)this house is so boring,maybe I should go see what is going on around Johnson's area, from there I will branch to that my favorite place at the back of the beautiful garden.I won't come back to this house until night fall.
(WRITER TALKING)he left his house with the hanky tied to his right hand, which Raman bought for him years ago.he also left without telling anyone not even his dad,about where he was going to........
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC****
(WRITER TALKING)2 hours later he got to his old house.
Driver:"sir we have arrived".he said.
Raman:"oh thanks alot,here is your money".he said as he handed the money over to the driver.
Driver:"thank you too".he said
(WRITER TALKING)after he paid the driver he came down with his luggage, then the diver drove off.Raman was now left alone to find his way around,but luckily for him,he could still remember that there was a motel just at the back of his old house. he too a walk to the motel then rented a room for himself.
****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE ****
(WRITER TALKING)he got to the garden after minutes of walking,then he walked down to his place of relaxation, and laid like a baby .
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)out here is more better than home.see as everyone is relating very well.see this silly dog does it think it could kill that turtle in it's shell.....
(WRITER TALKING)he kept on admiring everything and everyone,and he laughed from minutes to minutes due to what he saw.....
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC****
(WRITER TALKING)after freshening up,he left for his friend's house which was not to far from the motel.few minutes later he got to Tom's house.
(RAMAN'S THOUGHTS)I hope I am not too late,they might have parked out of this place and the new people that are here might not even know where they packed to,well let me first ask that little girl over there.
Raman:"excuse me little one,please do you know anyone by name Tom?".he asked hoping to get a good answer.
Little girl:"no I don't know".she replied him.
Little girl:"but you can ask my dad".she said .
Raman:"ok,thanks,so where is your dad"?.he asked.
Little girl:"he is inside,wait here let me go call him".she replied as she walked into the house to call her dad.
(WRITER TALKING)he stood there under the hot sun. inside him there was battle between his mind and soul.
Little girl:"dad, that is the man looking for tom".she said out loud making Raman look in the direction which her voice came from.
Raman:"give evening sir".he greeted politely.
The little girl's dad:"evening".he greeted back.
Raman:"sir please do you know anyone by the name "Tom", who leaves here?".he asked.
Little girl's dad:"no I don't,no one is called tom around here,maybe you should goto the next street".he suggested.
Ramanbreaths out),"ok sir, thank you sir.he said feeling down.
(WRITER TALKING)he left the house feeling down and sad because he didn't meet his friend there.he went to the next street as he was told but there was no trace of his friend.
****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE ***
(WRITER TALKING) tom got tired of looking at everyone, so he stood up from where he laid.
(TOM'S THOUGHTS)well I better go find something else to watch or do,this place is becoming boring for me.
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC****
(WRITER TALKING)Raman was tired,after walking from stress to stress,now he was in the market,his soul was filled with sadness and sorrow,he walked in total hopelessness,he was totally confused because he didn't know where he could go and find his friend.he was walking like a Man who just lost his world.the hot sun didn't help at all, and the fact that he hasn't eaten since morning, plus he didn't take his drugs made his case more bad.
(RAMAN'S THOUGHTS)oh! shit!,where will I go from here now.I can't believe I came here for nothing,I cant believe all my efforts were put down to nothing.i just wish........
(WRITER TALKING)the shock attack took hold of him and he fall right there in the mist of people who where buying and selling.
****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE ***
(WRITER TALKING)tom walked out from the garden,he was going to the market to see what new things he could.on getting there his eyes caught an action in process.
(TOM THOUGHTS)why are does people running away from that side, let me go and see what is going on.
(TOM THOUGHTS)Wait oh!, I know that face from some where,wait,it,it, it is my friend!!!,oh my God!, his stock his happened again.
(WRITER TALKING)tom pushed everyone who was around Raman away, then he bent ddown and took the hanky which was on his right hand, and he used it to clean the face of Raman.he stood beside Raman, until Raman gained back himself.
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC AND THE IMBECILE ****
(WRITER TALKING) Raman eyes were opening bit by bit.Tom looked at Raman,Tom saw that raman was gaining himself back,so Tom sat on the ground close to Raman's head, abd Tom used his hands to pick Raman's head, then Tom placed Raman's head on his laps.Raman eyes became fully opened after 6mins, like that of a red panda.
(RAMAN THOUGHTS)what is going on,and who is this dude,his face looks like tom's face.
(WRITER TALKING) Raman looked closer to the person who's laps he was on, and to his surprise it was his friend which he thought he will never find......
Raman:"oh my Gosh!!,tom it is you!".he shouted with tears in his eyes as he pushed himself upward.
(WRITER TALKING)All tom could alter out are sounds of a happy man.
Raman:"I can't believe it is you tom".he said as tears drip down his eyes.
(WRITER TALKING)Tom too began to cry,then he showed Raman the hanky, which Raman bought for him years ago.
Raman:"so you still remember me tom?".he said in a crying tone.
Tom: "nodding in respective to the question"
Raman:"thanks tom for always remembering me and for helping me when I needed you the most".he said crying.
(WRITER TALKING)Then they both hugged each other in a loving manner.tom's saliva was dropping on Raman's shirt, but Raman didn't mind because he has found his friend,the only person that really cares about him,the only person he could relate to,the only person that truly loves him. .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................THE END.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
(WRITER TALKING) the story never really ended there,Raman took tom to the country he came from.raman father accepted tom with an open hand.they both leaved like brothers.and years later tom and Raman got married,and later on had children,they are both still alive and leaving very well......that was how the story really ended............................STORY BY DINDY.....WHATSAPP NUMBER:07087750433....FACEBOOK NAME:OSSY NNAMDI
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If there is a true secret to the universe, it is this … these first few seconds of warmth and entry and complete acceptance by one’s beloved.

-Dan SimmonsRelated

Motion Sickness [Read it]


Santa and Banta are discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” Santa says.
“Thought…?” Banta asks. “What do you mean?”
“Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me,” Santa says.
“Wasn’t that love?” Banta asks.
“No, that was obsession,” Santa explains. “Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Wasn’t that love?” asks Banta.
“No, that was lust,” Santa replies. “And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.”
“Well, wasn’t that love,” asks Banta.
“No. That was motion sickness!” Santa replies.Related

In mini-campus, the gun shots were all they were talking about, though we hadn’t recorded any casualty, students exaggerated the entire incidence; some saying as many as 3 students were killed. Since it was Monday morning, I tried forgetting about everything elections and focus on my studies. I had Bot-305 from 9-11, Toun as usual was beside me gisting me on how she and Abayomi spent it. The lecturer was running late as usual when we heard beatings of drums from outside the auditorium, then some students danced into the lecture hall. At the middle of the dancing was National. He was dressed in buba and sokoto..He went to the front of the auditorium to address us..
“Great Nigerian students!”
“great!”, students replied
“I am here to give you important reasons why you should vote for me as the next SUG president of this great institution. Just like you, I am tired of the lies, corruption and incompetence that have corroded the institution known as the SUG. I am fed up of the students not having a voice to fight for them when the authorities come up with painful policies. I cannot sleep at night because of the insecurity the entire student body faces, our lecture halls are overcrowded, our library books are outdated, and we don’t have a proper school transport system”
Students were excited; he had gotten their attention…
“it is a shame that we don’t have a school hostel, even with the amount of money the government is pumping into the school, it’s a pity that our graduates might have to wait 3/4 yrs. before they can get their certificates..i say all these must stop!!!!!!!!”
The students started banging the table. They were excited..
“I am your man, my government will serve you, we will listen to you…we are not far away from you…most especially….we are you!!!!”
Students couldn’t take it anymore; they lifted National up high, shouting “you have won”
I looked at this foolish students in my class, have they forgotten I was running for vice-president for Abayomi?..i mentally noted all the chief dancers in my class..
Toun: see this people o…don’t they know my boyfriend is running again?
Me: don’t mind them o..
I picked up my phone and dialed Abayomi’s number
Me: boss, you have to come to mini-campus o, National is campaigning here…abeg come
Abayomi: I am coming, call Timi, and tell him to meet me there in 15 min
Okay, it’s been more than a year I had dialed those digits, I hadn’t forgotten any digit
Me: come to mini-campus, Abayomi wants you here with him..
Timi: I am here.
Me: where?
Timi: at the back of the hall you are seated in..
I turned back to verify his claim…true to his word, he was there, in a white shirt and blue jeans..
Timi: I have been following National’s train. Having a feel of him
Me: and what do you think, Do you think we still have a chance?
Timi: you have me..you always have a chance
Me: whatever mehn….hope you have propped Abayomi for the speech he must deliver..
Timi: not at all…I have other plans..
National and his people were already leaving the auditorium, with a thunderous applause in their wake….
Timi: that’s my cue…I am next…you should be ready
Me: next for wha…..
He hung up…I saw him go to the front of the stage…Toun looked at me surprised…
Timi started..
“Greatest Nigerian students!”
“great!” students replied
“greatest Gbo Gbo”
“Gbo Gbo”, they replied
“greatest gba gba”
“Gba Gba” they replied
‘Greatest shhhhhhhhhh”
“shhhhhhhhh”…
There was pin drop silence…then Timi started talking.
Most students wanted to hear what Timi had to say, they knew National, they knew Abayomi…they knew Timi was associated with a candidate, they wanted to hear what he had for them
“I am standing here not on behalf of myself but on behalf of people who really want change in this school. I am not going to sugar-coat any words or give promises, I will tell you about this people and why they deserve a chance to serve you.”
With the silence in the hall, you could hear if two mosquitoes were straffing..
“what is the biggest problem we face as a student body?…some of you say security, others say hostels..etc..you are not far from it, but we think the biggest problem we face as a student body is the right to be a student of this great institution. We are all seated in this auditorium…but how many of us have completed the payment of our fees?. Many brilliant people among us have no idea if they would be allowed to write the examinations due to non-payment of fees, the economy of Nigeria is bad, our parents are doing their best…but some of them can’t afford it because it is too expensive”
A couple of “yes”…”beeni”..could be heard.
“this is 2007, you are still being forced to buy books that are free online, this is 2007, the campus doesn’t have a wireless network, even schools not as prestigious as this have that!”
Students started clapping
“If with the limited resources provided to you, you guys can still excel tremendously in your various fields, imagine if you had the required resources!”
Students were on their feet..clapping in unision
“ imagine if you didn’t have to worry about excessive school fees only about your studies and exams!”
“solidarity forever….” Hymns started in the background
“imagine if everybody was free to roam the streets of Ago-iwoye, ijebu-oru and ijebu-igbo anytime, because the school has its own police station, roaming the streets …providing security”..
I didn’t know what Timi had smoked to the lecture hall…but he was on fire
“lemme tell you about somebody, when we were in 100L, during Chemistry practical exams, we had limited amount of Petri-dishes and conical-flasks…the department said there was nothing they could do about it until they got resources from the school, so the exams was to be post-poned.., an anonymous student went to Lagos that very afternoon and by the next day, brought this items for the chemistry-lab. This is not hear say…this student gave me the items to deliver myself”
Many students remembered the episode but when the items were brought in, they had imagined the school had rescued them. Ofcuz I remembered the episode…
“National and his colleagues held this mic some minutes ago to address you, what they didn’t know was that this wonderful mic that we use today without saying “testing testing 123” like before was provided by a student anonymously, when the department started dragging their feet on getting a new one”
Astonishing looks spread across the hall
“though this person would like to remain anonymous…I refuse to let it remain so!”
The students started clamouring “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
“I present to you a girl, who has never waited for people to hand her things, but have instead provided things for people…for the hungry…she gave food…for the distressed she gave a listening ear…and for the dancers…if you were with us on Saturday she gave music!”
People started laughting..
“and most especially…her most important gift…was her love. She is running as the vice-president for Abayomi… I present to you Ms Tana Dike!”
The applause was so loud, i didn’t hear on time that my name was being chanted…
“Tana!….Tana!….Tana!….all eyes were on me…Timi stretched his hand beckoning on me to come to the front. Even Toun was cheering me up ..
When I got to where he was, I know a reasonable person was supposed to say “thank you”, but I didn’t…instead I hugged him..
i hugged Timi..
Abayomi didn’t need to utter a word when he breezed into the hall, he got cheers and a lot of unknown handshakes. He came beside me, grinning sheepishly..
Abayomi: what are all these about
Me: ask your campaign manager…he swept everybody off their feet
Abayomi: including you?
Me: yes..
He stupidly winked at me.
Dr Nnamdi, the lecturer taking Bot 305 came into the auditorium, bringing to an end a very eventful morning.
After lectures I proceeded to the kakadu, Oru, to have a meeting with Abayomi as regards the incidence that happened during the rally on Saturday. He was seated with a bottle of dry gin and a bottle of coke
Me: drinking so early..what is happening boss?
Abayomi: we have to sort out our security
Me: yes I agree..
Abayomi: what do you want to drink?
Me: Schweppes lemon..
Abayomi: I heard it aint good for your health or so
Me: I don’t have balls mahn….plus I think it’s just rumor’s. No medical fact.
Abayomi: I think we should take uche’s offer..
Me: I am not comfortable with it
Abayomi: I listen to your fears regularly and you know it, but I think this risk is worth it, we have just five weeks before the election…we need the money and the security
Me: but the monopoly is what I don’t like, what of other people that woukld want to start up their own game centres or cd stands?
Abayomi: how many game centres do you want in a campus sef?..this is a campus o..
Me: Abayomi, you have the right to accept their offer without asking for my attention, what is it you want?
Abayomi: I want us to reach an agreement together
Me: you won’t get that. I am sorry..
Abayomi: Uche gave me till this afternoon, or they would shift camp to National’s..
Me: do what you have to to..i won’t support it..
Abayomi: please na..
Me: don’t beg me jor..i might not agree with you. But you know I will have your back
Abayomi sipped his drink cooly, looked at me for a while then picked up his phone..
Abayomi( on phone): uche howfar?
…..mehn…I dey o..
….yes I just finished talking to my people now…
…….no deal bro…the monopoly thing is the sticky part..
…..yes I am sure
……I am sorry bro..
…no problem…National is all yours…
….i will take my chance bro…
He hung up..
Though I felt bad I had put Abayomi in a tight position…he reminded me why he was my best friend.


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It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State ... Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.


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“no you cant leave, no please don’t leave yet” i began to battle with myself, straggling, only to realise that i was dreaming. “its a dream?” i asked no one in particular, but then, i realised i was sweating. It seems so real. “justice, Justice..” i watched the clock as i uttered his name. It was 6pm on the dot. I don’t usually sleep during this moment, so what could this actually mean? I didnt even take my bath, i was already dressed up before i slept of so i took my car keys and quickly rushed to Justice’s house. He had his own apartment aside having a room at abigails. He was lying down like a baby when i got there, he was dawned in tears and his eyes were so red! You know that kind of eye right? Yes that’s it. “Justice” i called out his name but i didnt move closer. “justice where is abigail?” i asked out of fright. I was shivering all over and i didnt know why. “she doesn’t want to have anything to do with me and she asked me not see her again, and i mean ever again. Are you happy now?” he asked with so much grief in his voice. ” oh my GOD.. Hope this dream is not real” i whispered. “what dream?” he rose up. I held my lips immediately. I shook my head in silence. ” he held his chest and sat down helplessly again. “my heart” he uttered. “Abigail” he mentioned her name, took his keys, wearing just his trousers and long sleeves. ” Justice wait!”
I followed him with my car. He was really driving on a high speed and i was so scared he might get into an accident. I tried Calling abigail but she never answered the call. He rushed into her room when he got there. There was servants around but he asked no one anything. I followed up with the same speed, only to get into the room to see the shock of my life. Justice was stranded infront of the bed and abigail was lying down with a piece of paper in her palm, with both hands on her chest. I couldnt stop crying after recalling this scene. She was so beautiful and she had a smile on her face. You wouldn’t believe if you are told she is dead. “abigail” he said with his voice trembling. I am sure the house maids were ignorant about her death because they were behaving normal. There was a storm in no time and it began to rain within the next few minutes. “oh my GOD” i held my lips in tears. He jumped on her and shook her to get up. “abigail! Abigail! No no abigail don’t leave me! Please don’t do this!” he yelled out his veins in tears. I tell you, i never doubted he truly loved her. I took the paper and read ” please don’t let him destroy your lives like he did with mine. My days were numbered because of this he made me do when i was with him, but i am resting in peace and with a smile because i found true love in you guys. And i will always love you John, as much as Hagan does” the paper was shaking in my hands when he grabbed it and read it. I thought it was another dream or a movie but it seemed so real. He stood still for a moment, took a good look at her body and raised her from the bed. “justice what are you doing?” i asked but he didnt mind.
Regardless how heavy the rain was, Justice took the body to Alex apartment. “alex! Alex!” he yelled out his name when he got to his door, still having her body in his hand. That was my first time witnessing how broken he was. I knew all this because i followed him there. Alex got out so confidently. “whats your problem huh!” he said loudly. Justice placed her body on the ground and stood by it. ” bring her back to life and live” i got scared when he uttered those words. “justice don’t do this” i begged. “who do you think you are?” Alex came closer and pushed justice. Not only that but he hit him. “alex noo!” i tried to pulled him away but he was stubborn. He pushed me away. And my GOD, you cant believe this. Justice beat him like a baby. He really beat the guy. Throwing him at walls and on the ground. They were straggling then all of a sudden i heard one scream. My GOD, justice stabbed him. Yes justice killed Alex, he died.
To save the long story, justice was arrested but he was freed later on after winning his case which i defended. The last time i saw him was after abigails burial until now when i met him at the mall. Yes at the mall, i had a beautiful baby girl whom i named Abigail Johnson. No need to explain the name since you can yourself. She was six years old when we went to the mall. I didnt hear from Justice because he decided not to be with me and i had to respect that. My only source of joy was Beautiful Abigail, my daughter. We were shopping, having fun when i realise she was talking to someone. I turned and behold he was kneeling infront of abigail, having a chat with her, “whats your name?” i heard his voice once again. My girl answered and pointed to me as her mum. he rose up and realised it was me. We were staring at each other when another beautiful lady walked in and held him by the shoulder. “darling im done” she uttered. “hi, im Maya” she shook my hand after the intro and they left
The End

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What would you do if you are on a
plane and suddenly you hear the pilot
saying: "i salute una o!
My name na ismaila, i be cleaner for dis
plane before, but as the pilot no report
for duty on time, na im i press one button
o, true true the plane comot for ground.
The only problem now
be how we go take land,
because e be like say na
ATLANTIC OCEAN i dey see so ooo!!!


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**Gist Up**
Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent
Attention!
•1. Every Sunday Na Rice be Lunch.
•2. All Northerners are Muslims.
•3.All Calabar ladies are good in bed.
•4. Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are
Aboki.
•5. All Benue people practice wife-sharing.
•6. On a date the guy should always pay the bills.
•7. A guy must ask a lady out first.
•8. The older child must marry first.
•9. When you travel abroad you become auto rich.
•10.Every noodles na indomie.
•11. Every soup flavor cube na Maggi.
•12. If u drive a car; u have money
•13. If u call a girl: u are interested in her.
•14. Igbo girls like money.
•15. Yoruba girls are dirty.
•16. Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic.
•17. Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
Na true or na lie?
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Christian Bassey and his friend Boston were watching a movie, and in the movie, a man committed suicide by hanging him self on a fan using a rope. At the end of the movie, it was written "Do Not Try This At Home". Immediately after watching the movie, Christian Bassey went inside his room, came out with a rope and walked outside without looking back. His friend Boston noticing the suspicious movement, knew that something was not right. So he quickly interfered and asked him what he was upto. He replied saying "I want to try what I saw on the movie that we just finished watching, and see what it will feel like. Jesus! Boston exclaimed, you want to attempt suicide? Did you not see what was written at the end of the movie? "Do Not Try This At Home". Christian Bassey replied saying, "I saw it, that is why I want to go and try it in the bush.
#One_word_for_Christian_Bassey.. Christian Bassey replied saying,


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During the night I vaguely remember Grey checking on me a couple of times. The medication eased my migraine and by morning I was feeling fine again.

My mom fussed over me when I walked into the kitchen first thing in the morning.

"How are you feeling?" she asked with concern as she turned her attention to me.

"I'm fine mom," I assured her but I could see the words didn't ease her worry.

I sat down by the kitchen counter as my mom came to stand beside me.

"Alex said you fainted," she told me.

"Yes I fainted," I admitted not wanting to make a big deal out of it.

"I've made an appointment this week with the doctor," my mom informed me.

I knew she would blow the whole thing out of proportion.

"Mom, people faint all the time," I tried to reason with her. "I don't need to go see the doctor."

My mom pressed her lips together as she gave me a contemplating look.

"My migraines have been getting better and besides there is no reason to think that the fainting had anything to do with the migraines," I explained.

"But you've never fainted before," she argued as she put one hand on her hip.

She was right but there was a first time for everything. I put my hand over her hand that was gripping the kitchen counter and gave it a squeeze.

"I'm fine mom."

She studied me for a few moments.

"Okay," she said. "I'll cancel the appointment but if it happens again we are going to the doctor. No arguments."

I nodded in agreement and she hugged me. Even with my reassurance to my mom I couldn't ignore the whisper of doubt inside my mind. The truth was the whole fainting thing had scared me. What I hadn't told anyone was I'd experienced a sharp pain before I'd fainted and I was pretty sure that wasn't normal for your typical fainting spell.

I bit my lip while I watched my mom make me breakfast. I couldn't explain why I didn't want to go to the doctor even though I knew it was the right thing to do. Maybe I was really scared of what they would find. I couldn't ignore the pain in my head before I'd blacked out. I knew I needed to go to the doctor but for some unknown reason I didn't voice my concern. Instead I kept quiet and told myself that I would handle it.

Later when I was in my room getting changed I was still thinking about it and what I was going to do when I heard a soft knock at my door pulled me out of my somber thoughts.

The sight of Grey standing outside my door was a surprise and I couldn't stop my stomach flutter as my eyes met his. I wondered if there would ever be a time that I wouldn't feel the way I did about him.

"Hi," I greeted him.

"Could I speak to you for a moment?" he asked. I stepped aside and he entered my room.

Although he practically lived at my house it was still weird facing him alone in my own bedroom. He shoved his hands in the pockets of his jeans.

"How are you feeling?" he asked keeping his tone light and friendly.

"I'm fine. The medication really does help," I told him. Unable to hold his gaze I dropped my eyes to the floor.

His concern explained why he was here. He wasn't trying to talk to me about our kiss.

He stepped closer and I looked up to him.

"You scared me," he said softly and I got a glimpse of the fear in his eyes. It took me a little by surprise.


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Even if GOD decides to call everyone from heaven,
NIGERIAN GIRLS will still ask Him, "HOW did you get
my phone number?"



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Akpos: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Akpos: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.


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1. Brazil..... . Football
2. America. ..... Technology
3. Cuba. ..... Boxers
4. China.. .... Kung Fu
5. Japan.. ....Electronics
6. Germany. ..... Mechanics
7. Britain.... Administration
8. Italy.. .... Shoe/Clothing
9. Jamaica..... .Reggae
10. Israel... ...Scientist
11. Netherlands. .. Engineers
12. India ..... ..... ..... Doctors
13. France .... ..... ... Wine-
making.
14. Nigeria .. ..... ..... .
Answer The Last Question



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That moment jab exam ki wajeh se apki full on chudeli ho. Phir bhi padhne me mann na lage >:(Related

One friend : If I was to sneak into your house and make love to your wife while you were off playing golf and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us a family?

Second friend: I don’t know about that but that would make us even.Related

WELCOME TO NIGERIA ®Where sex is free and love is expensive. ®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY. ®Where if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart. ®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO. ®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE. ®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates. ®Where temples are turned into dating points. ®Where worshipping God in truth & spirit is difficult. ®Where lies are turned into realities. ®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV... ®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response. ®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God... ®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather than Bible. ®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex... ®Where we have highest number of musicians due to unemployment. ®Where the bigger your offence the smaller your punishment and vice versa... ®Where the number of Churches & Mosques are more than the worshippers... ®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say "Praise THE LORD"... ®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten Times richer and more respected than a Professor... ®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & good life... ®Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees... WHAT A COUNTRY!!!


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Ples Advice Me [Read it]


Pls advice me
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I
am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones
for her because I love her so much.
I send 400 naira card to her every day but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me.
Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her
Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink
only pure water and eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her.
When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and
will marry him. When I asked her who she
was calling, she said that she was only
joking. She has never ever visited my house
and she doesn't allow me to visit her house.
Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or
should I buy another Blackberry phone
(N100,000) for her and iPhone6 (N458, 000)
for her too? I know that she loves me very much, but
she's just pretending as if she doesn't. pls
need your advice. #AoN


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(The following day Lara Susan arrived at Nigeria.... In the house of chief Williams in abuja.....an elderly woman comes out to welcome them closely followed by a young man about two years older than Lara, who helps them with their luggage.)
Lape( Williams cousin): Omolara mi, welcome, how was your journey?
Lara: fine aunty.
Lapse: but your father did not tell us you will be coming to visit, I'm surprised to see you here alone with his wife, is he not coming?
Lara: no, I'm just here to do a few things and and this is not his wife, this is one of his doctors in South Africa, doctor Susan.
Lape: I'm very sorry doctor, I just assumed you were my cousin's wife. You are welcome to Nigeria.
Susan: thank you very much ma.
Lape: I hope there is no problem? You know your father didn't even call home to tell us you both were coming.
Susan: actually madam, Lara's father is not aware that we are here right now and now we will prefer to keep it that way. I'm a doctor and I'm also a therapist and we are here for some very important reasons.
Lape: no problem, you are here already and if what you've come for is very important, then there's nothing we can do but address whatever issue it is. You should come inside first and freshen up, I'm sure you must be tired now, you should eat and have some rest before any other thing.( she leads them into the house while the young man follows them with their luggage...... When they settled that day in the night Susan narrate the why they came to Nigeria..) So this is why you both are here? Well, in this part of Africa, when twins come into this world sharing one umbilical cord, it's possible they could be connected that way. A friend of mine had twins at a time and you won't believe the second one died exactly seven days after the death of the first.
Susan: really?
Lape: yes, as a matter of fact, what Lara is experiencing is nothing compared with what other twins might be experiencing, at least she is not seeing her sister ghost.
Susan: well, I've had very little or no experience with twins, I've met very few of them in the past. So, Lara is not deranged after all.
Lape: if she believes her sister wants to tell her something, then we should give her a chance to find things out for herself.
Susan: that's why I came here with her. I've put so much on the line just to do this for her, so much. Yes, I almost forgot, there's something I want to ask you.
Lape: you can ask anything doctor.
Susan: that young man that helped us with our luggage when we arrived, who is he?
Lape: oh! That's my son, adewale. Lara knows him very well, they used to play together when they were young.
Susan: they used to play together? Was he living here as well?
Lape: no but we used to come at intervals to spend time with them, especially after the twins lost their mother. I helped take care of them and that's why my cousin left us this house when he left for South Africa with Lara.
Susan: I see. Can you tell me more about dara, what kind of girl was she? What led to her death?
Lape: I don't really know much about that. Williams shut us all out when Dara's sickness began, he took her somewhere and nobody was allowed to see her except Lara and even she was prevented from seeing her as the sickness got worse.
Susan: so, you don't know what kind of illness she suffered from?
Lape: it was something that had to do with brain.....I think she was mad.
Susan: mad? Is there a history of madness in your family or perhaps that of late Mrs. Williams?
Lape: no! We don't have any history of madness in our family. But I don't know about that of Williams' wife, I really can't say.
Susan: please, I'll need one more favour from you. Could you take me to Dara's grave tomorrow morning?
Lape: I can even take you there this minute. We buried her at the back of the house, just near her mother.
Susan: you mean there is a graveyard behind this house?
Lape: yes, why?
Susan: nothing..........
Watch out for episode 9......coming so soon







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Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”

Kanta : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”Related

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Son: Dad, i think am old enough now to marry.
Akpos: Thats interesting
Son: how much does it cost to get married?
Akpos: I don't know the exact amount.
Son: Why? but you married my mother. you should know.
Akpos: That's because I'm still paying for it up till now.



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Her aunt started crying again when we got home after graduation and showed her miranda’s lifeless body on the bed. I joined her once more in crying.
Preston helped us packed our things while we were busy wailing. If miranda dont go to Europe alive at least she has to be buried there and her aunt had to follow us as well.
My dad sent the private jet back since I told him the day we will be leaving.
We got to Europe. My dad felt pity for us expecially miranda’s aunt and he took care of her specially…
Miranda was finally buried. As she was placed in the coffin, memories of how we first met in the hostel, then in the birthday party and so many things flashed through my head. I couldnt help but cry……
6 weeks later……
Mass media had it that brenden was killed by preston and he got a business from my dad and both brenden’s dad to replace brenden in one of the companies he had given to brenden. Melissa resigned from the Nobles. Presley continued being assistant with Preston even in all the companies..
I was all dressed in my best cloth with so many pulling and wearing of clothes just because I was going on a date with preston and I thought it wouldn’t be so difficult if miranda was here. I got to my car and was about opening it when I suddenly felt dizzy and my eyes were blurry and I fell down.
I woke up in the hospital with everyone smiling at me. My father told me I was five weeks pregnant. Preston proposed marriage to me in the hospital which I accepted.
Two months later we got married at last. Not quite long I gave birth to a beautiful girl.
Oh my God it was miranda I gave birth to the resemblance were strikingly identical. The eyes,lips and mouth were all the same even the aunt was there to testify. This made me name her miranda.. after miranda’s birth melissa and presley got married. Then we found out the ‘thing’ miranda told melissa was to make sure presley falls in love a second time.
I was so happy miranda came back to life as my daughter now I believe in reincarnation… but what saddened me more was that I will die before my daughter but I was still very happy. To prove that miranda my daughter was miranda herself is that she always kissed presley and smiled at miranda whenever they come visiting…………
“Friends are hard to find and when you finally see one make sure you keep him/her because there are some things your parent can’t do but a friend will definitely do them” so says milly brandez (me).
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THE END..
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Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

-Geoffrey ChaucerRelated

The weather was warm. The sun was shining brightly and the breeze moved about gently. The trees around danced to the tune of the breeze, the chirping of the birds filled the air. It was a peaceful, quiet environment- where one could relax, free away from the troubles of the busy, city.

She took in a deep breath and closed her eyes. The previous night’s event replayed in her head. It was like it was happening all over again, repeating itself.
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“Jeremy did not keep any secrets from me. Yes, he was once a philanderer, but he’s a changed man. And yes, he changed for me and for me alone!” She had replied Ernest.

She could still recall his attitude. He was crazed with envy and jealousy. “You are being delusional. He doesn’t love you. He’s deceiving you. He’s a liar.”

Those statements drove her mad. He talked about Jeremy in a vile manner. She couldn’t bear it. She couldn’t take it. Her anger was out of control. Exasperated, she slapped him on the face. He really deserved that slap. At least, he stopped talking. But that was an error on her part. He got mad, really mad at her.
“You dare slap me?” his voice echoed in her mind. “You dare slap me? No woman lays a finger on me!” His eyes were black. His stare was cold.

She could feel herself shivering under those angry eyes. But her courage, her boldness was still there. “What are you going to do? Hit me back? Go on, do it!” She had dared him.

Ernest didn’t do it. He punished her. He took hold of her hand against her will and violently pushed her to him. He held her firmly on his body. If someone had seen them, he’d mistake then for lovers, for they had no breathing space.

She had tried hard, real hard to free herself. She begged him, pleaded with him. He didn’t listen. He only tightened his grip on her hand. It was painful, she screamed in pain. He hurt her – again. “You’re a bastard!” She cursed him. “You’re a demon! A devil. I hate you. You will regret this. I promise you.”

Those insults just hardened his heart. He still held her. He sniffed her. He was sniffing her like a dog. It irritated her a lot. She could do nothing. Several minutes passed, she became weak and rested on is body. Exhaustion led her to do that. She was breathless. “Damn you!”

That was when the worst happened. She hated to remember this, but she had to. It was really scary to remember this, to think about this. Her body shuddered as this came to her.

“Let go!^Leave her at once!” She heard Jeremy command Ernest.

She was relieved. Happy someone had come to her rescue. It was the wrong person all together. Jeremy wasn’t supposed to see her with his cousin.

Ernest had obeyed. He released her and just walked away, like nothing happened, like he didn’t do any wrong. She had wanted to wring his neck, kill him slowly and painfully. She could not do that. Jeremy was staring at her with unreadable eyes. She had tried to read his facial expression, it was impossible. She had no idea what he was thinking. She stared back at him, giving him a look of contrition. She knew he was hurt, really hurt.
“I’m sorry,” She had muttered.

“You betrayed me!” he accused.

Those words had pierced into her soul. “It wasn’t intentional. You are getting it all wrong. Let me tell you what happened.” She tried explaining, he didn’t want to listen.

“This is our night and we’re gonna go in and act like we’re okay,” he had told her, “You’ll come to my office tomorrow and we’ll talk about this!”

She nodded and he held her and they went in. The rest of the night didn’t go well. It didn’t end the way they had expected it to. It was all her fault. Her attitude had changed and she wanted to be all by herself.
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She wiped away her years with the back of her hand. Why was she crying over Jeremy? And she was running away from him. She couldn’t face him, not after knowing she’d betrayed and hurt him. She had never done this-betray someone or ever run away from a man. Why did Jeremy make her do this? She hated herself for hurting him.

Purity opened her eyes and saw Jeremy standing before her. She gasped. “What are you doing here? How did you find me?” She couldn’t believe it.

“I’ve come, to take you home, where you belong.”



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written by Akhigbe Oziegbe
(Whatsapp: 08066418379)

Enjoying my sleep in the evening around
8pm on saturday, na 10pm i dey take sleep before but since no
food to chop i gat to sleep and put the
groaning worm
in my stomach at rest, i haven't slept 30
minutes when
my phone rang, i check the caller na blessing.
Me: baby whatsup
blessing: i don tell you
make you nor dey call me baby
again, where you dey?
me: i dey my house na where you expect
make i dey before?
blessing: your girlfriend house na.
Me: i don tell you na only you be the girl
wey i get. Blessing: na who be your girl, let
my guy catch you, your
own don finish be that, abeg i don buy that laptop
come help me check am weda na better
one and to
configure am for me abeg.
Me: abeg make am tommorow i dey tire
and i wan sleep. Blessing: abeg na i nor fit watch film
for inside self and
i need to keep myself busy.
Me: call your boyfriend na
blessing: i don tell you my guy no dey
leave here. Me: na who come dey sample u na?
Blessing: sample what? Me: sorry nothing.
Blessing: e better be nothing rotten mind,
by the way i
cook rice.
Me: am on my way. Blessing na my coursemate for one
polytechnic wey dey
MCC aba, i don try chike the babe many
times, but the babe dey form strong head
for me, but since she want
something from me then i must get something in
return apart from the rice, we must
balance the
equation, afterall one great man say, “For
every action,
there is an equal and opposite reaction”. There must be
an opposite reaction today oh. ingredient
nor dey dey her food but the food dey
sweet
well, she is dark in complexion not too tall,
her behind not too big and not too small, her Bosom is
average
also, as for me am fair, hairy and tall. I put
on my clothes and took my phone and my
earpiece why i head to her place, her
house far small sha but i gat no choice, i must consume
that rice oh, i
check the time 8:45pm, everywhere is dark
nobody dey
road, e be say people quick enter house
today oh, maybe na the wether cause sha, i was
walking slowly enjoying the music
booming from
my earphone like tecno Boom J7 when
someone flash
light from behind, i removed the earpiece i heard a lady
voice from my back calling my name
“ozilla” i turn back
i saw nobody, na who come call my name
na, e be like
say the hungry don dey make me hear different things, i pocket my phone and
continue moving i fasten my
footstep, half way to her place i heard the
voice again,
a slick tender voice from my back, “why
are you moving fast” i look back again i saw nobody,
oboy na which
kind thing be this na, i run oh because this
time i heard
it clearly, i ran as fast as i can till i get to
blessing house. i didnt hear her till i reach her house, she live in a fence
house but no gate, her room was build
separately
beside the main building just like a store,
one room.
I knock on her door, she didnt answer, i knock again
and i heard ” who is that”
Me: idiot na me open the door. She open
the door and i enter and i quickly closed
the
door. Blessing: wetin happen why u dey sweat
like hegoat.
Me: u nor go understand.
Me: abeg give me water first, before i
quench.
Blessing: tell me wetin happen wey you dey sweat like this, na dog pursue you?
No be only dog, this one worse pass dog, e
for better if
na dog, but dog no dey talk na, she gave
me water, i
look around no sign of any cooked food. Me: wey the food wey you say you cook?
Blessing: abeg no vex i know say u nor go
come thats why i use the food draw you.
Me: please tell me you are joking.
Blessing: am not and am sorry.
Me: you mean say all this suffer wey i don suffer for
road all na for nothing,
Blessing: no vex na abeg i just want you to
help me with my laptop. Chai awish no be
girl i swear i for slap her, I was very
angry, i stood up, go to the door and wanted to leave,
she stood up quickly and block the door.
Me: let me dey go abeg.
Blessing: why you dey quick vex like this
na.
Me: if you know the kind thing wey happen for road you nor go talk like this.
Blessing: na wetin go happen wey you go
come leave
without eveing seeing the laptop.
Me: that one no concern me again, i need
something to quench the worm disturbing my stomach.
I wanted to move her away from the door
so that i will pass, she hold the hand and
put it on her chicks, looking
at me in a seductive way, i rub her chick
with my hand while she bite her lips in a seductively, she
wore red
legins with a handless shirt, she put her
two hands
around my neck, draw my head closer and
gave me a sweet kisss, waoh i was flabbergasted, girl
wey i don dey try to chike since come dey
give me free kiss, omo i
gat to grab the opportunity.
I return the kiss and press her against the
door, i press her Bosom and she moan a little, i removed
her shirt
and move her bra one side and kiss her
sweet Bosom,
she moan again, i lose her bra and bury my
face in her Bosom as she use her right leg to draw my body closer
to her.
We continue romancing each other, i move
her leggins
and pant down and bend down to see a
beautiful pussi, shaved triangularly, i raise her right leg up
and start
sucking her pussi, she has a sweet odour,
she hold her door and put her two legs on
my shoulder while i suck
her pussi, she wine her waist and continue moaning, (if
i hear say na me dey romance this girl i nor
go believe)
many people try to woe her in school but
she decline, so
i settle for friend only, but now i don dey get the
benefit. “uuuuhmmm, aahhh suck me
dear”
me dear? Waoh, after the romance i hope
she continue
calling me dear oh, i stop sucking her and move her to
her table, i make her to lie down on the
table like a dog
facing the table with her Buttocks staring
at me, while i
remove my trouser (no time for long romance i fit no get another opportunity
again or she fit lose interest if i
too dull) i remove my hard Joystick from
boxer and
position myself to insert the disk inside the
cd player, but there is one problem no condom.
Blessing: baby whats holding you na?
Me: i dont have cd and i cant go in raw.
Blessing: check that purse on the wall you
will see
condom. I open the purse and saw packet of sealed
condom (na
wa for this girl oh) for school she go dey
virgin, i open it
and took one i wore it quickly, i insert my
pennis inside her slowly and she shouted, her Kitty-Cat
was very tight and wet so i stroke slowly
again and she shouted again,
i start going faster little by little and she
continue
shouting, “yeah comeon do it faster baby” i grant her
request as i fucck her faster, i removed my
dicck and
slap her Buttocks two times, i insert it
again and
continue fucking her faster while she keep on shouting, i hold her Buttocks with my
two hands using it to bring
her Buttocks closer to mine while i
bandgfrom behind,
she Pour 5minutes later and lie in bed
telling me shes tired.
Me: wetin you wan come do my hard
Joystick?
Blessing: i dont know, i cant continue am
too weak pls lets just sleep.
She lie in bed and face the wall, with her Buttocks
smilling at me,
i went to her and start rubbing her back, i
separate her
leg and position my Joystick while i enter
again, i fucck her from behind, i started slowly then
faster, she was enjoying it because she
was also moving her Buttocks
closer to my dicck as i stroke her from
behind, i fucck
her so hard for 10 more minutes before we came the
same time.
Blessing: waoh, i didnt know you are this
good
Me: how will you know, when you never
gave me a chance. Blessing: hmmm dont get it over your head, this will be
the first and last time.
Me: hmmm, i dont think i can let you go
because u are
too sweet, only madman will do that.
Blessing: you nor well, you still want to eat.
Me: no i just want to sleep beside you.
Blessing: ok goodnight.
Me: goodnight dear.
I check my time 10:00pm, i hold her like my
romeo as i go into dreamword.
Around 1:00am i woke and try to sleep
again for were,
the hungry wey dey scatter my stomach
no let me sleep again oh so i woke her
from her sleep, she yawn and ask me what is it?
Me: i cant sleep
Blessing: why na?
Me: because am very hungry..
To Be Continued…


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Uptill 2011, James Bond has killed 150 men and slept with 44 women since the first movie in 1962.Related

husband n wife [Read it]



A woman tells her husband that she is going to
visit her sick mum in the village.She goes on
Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits
and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to
the husband and the children. The husband gently
asks her about her mother's health and how she
was doing, to which she replies that she took her
to the hospital in the village and she is recovering
and getting better. The wife adds that her mother
insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few
days, to spend at least a week with her.
"I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with
tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear."
Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then politely
asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she
enters, she meets her mother preparing food in
the kitchen. Apparently, her mum came visiting
since the Friday that she left home. You can
imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked,
dazed and dumbfounded at the kitchen door!
whether to go in and drop the items for mama',
or return to her hubby in the living room! How
would you handle this case? Your humble opinion
is required


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A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a
small opening appeared. He sat and watched the
butterfly for several hours as it struggled to
squeeze its body through the tiny hole. Then it
stopped, as if it couldn’t go further.
So the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining
bits of cocoon. The butterfly emerged easily but it
had a swollen body and shriveled wings.
The man continued to watch it, expecting that any
minute the wings would enlarge and expand
enough to support the body, neither happened! In fact the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling
around. It was never able to fly.
What the man in his kindness and haste did not
understand: The restricting cocoon and the
struggle required by the butterfly to get through
the opening was a way of forcing the fluid from the body into the wings so that it would be ready for
flight once that was achieved.
Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in
our lives. Going through life with no obstacles
would cripple us. We will not be as strong as we
could have been and we would never fly.# www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #AoN


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I Miss those days wen we went to school,
lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails &
uniform &
then we match to our classrooms. U
Remember na??• D days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin biscuit, Trebor,
Iced Coloured
water tied in nylon - we called it "lolly"• D
days of Goody-
Goody,condense milk,Balewa, sweet onigi,
and pako biscuit. D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami,
Agbo lives in Calabar....Eze goes to school•
Chei, i
remember those days wen one naira na
money, wen groundnut was 5kobo & choco milo sweet
was 5 kobo•
Days of messing game, who is in d garden,
police and
thief• D days of mama & papa play• Days
wen we use to build houses wit sand, play suuwe game,
tinco tinco,
change Ur style, ten ten, skipping• Those
days wen we
used to fly kite on streets, those days wen
rubber band was stock exchange• D days of limca soft
drinks & choco
milo advert on black & white tv & sunday
rendevous by
1:30pm,village head master'omo oniresi
tide,obe iresi nta sansan,aduke alake, omo oniresi tide'• When
we say 'leke
leke give me white finger'• Those days wen
eleganza pen
was d best• D days wen we used to drink
water from d tap even suck out d water if it's not coming out•
The days
wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30
minutes then
national anthem be4 they resume program
@ 4pm• The days of cortina sandal,basket sandals,simbi &
Bata
sandals were d best• Days wen we all sing
sandalili
sandalili songs. No more old fun. I'm really
proud to have experienced all these. If u are not smiling it
means u were
not born in my generation. Which means u
are d INDOMIE
generation lol! #B-gof


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"Harp." The sound of Grey's voice surprised me and I twisted around to see him standing there on the rooftop. It was dark but the streetlights and moonlight gave enough light to see the expression on his face. Usually he had this carefree look about him but there was no sign of it.

I brushed the tears from my face trying to cover up my emotional state. I was still struggling to wrap my mind around what the specialist had told me and I wasn't sure I was ready to share it with anyone. Standing up I turned to face Grey. Bewildered, how did he know I was at home? For all anyone knew I could have been somewhere else. How did he even know about my secret place on the roof?

"Do you know what time it is?" he asked and I shook my head. I'd lost track of time as I'd replayed my appointment with the specialist in my mind over and over again trying to allow my condition to sink in.

"It's nearly eleven," he revealed. Really?

"I didn't realize it was so late."

Then I remembered I didn't know how he knew I was up here.

"How did you know where to find me? I could have been anywhere," I asked clasping my hands together to keep myself together. I didn't want to break down in front of him. He would ask questions I wasn't sure I was ready to answer.

He studied me for a moment. He seemed reluctant to reveal how he knew I was at home in my special place that no one knew about.

"After you fainted I was worried that something would happen to you and there would be no one around to get help if you needed it," he began to explain as I watched him with a frown. "I hired someone to watch over you."

"You what?" I asked as his words suck in.

He remained silent, knowing he was in the wrong no matter what his explanation was.

"How could you do that?" I asked feeling a little betrayed. I knew he'd been concerned but I had no idea it had run so deep that he felt it was necessary to hire someone to keep an eye on me.

"I'm sorry but I had to make sure you were safe. I asked you to go to the doctor to get checked out but you refused. What did you expect me to do? Nothing?" he explained, his voice rising. I glared at him. He had no right to be angry I was the only one that had reason to feel that way. Normal people didn't go to those types of lengths but then there was nothing normal about Grey. He was a rock star used to getting what he wanted.

"He told me that you'd arrived at home late morning and you hadn't left so I knew you were at home when no one could find you I knew you'd be up here."

"How did you know I was here on the roof?" I asked with a accusatory glare.

"I've always known about it. Years ago I left your house and when I got closer to my house something made me turn around. And there you were sitting on the roof looking up to the sky watching the clouds."

I was taken aback. I thought it had been a secret.

"No one else knows about it," he assured me softly but it didn't make me feel any better.

"If you knew where I was why didn't you come up here earlier?" I asked.

He let out a sigh.

"I know you came up here for a reason. You usually come up here when you have stuff on your mind. I wanted to give you the space to work through it but it just didn't seem like you were ever going to come down. Your parents are really worried."

My parents. I felt terrible for what I had put them through and what I was going to put them through. Trying to brush my guilt aside I tried to concentrate on Grey's revelation that he'd gotten someone to follow me.

"How long have you had me followed?" I asked.

"Since the day after you fainted."

I thought back to all the things I'd done since then.

"Your guy followed me to the doctor," I said as I began to link things together and I could feel my anger increase at the invasion of privacy.

He relunctantly nodded his head.

"You and Aiden went to a doctor," he confirmed. His eyes watched me for my reaction.

He reminded me the time I'd gone to see Aiden's doctor Aiden had gone with me. It was then I realised why he'd been asking so many questions about my 'relationship' with Aiden and asking me if I was being careful.

"That's why you were asking all those questions about Aiden."

"When my guy informed me that both of you went to a doctor's office I was convinced that you were pregnant," he revealed softly and my jaw dropped open in shock.

I was stunned. Pregnant? I was still a virgin.

"It wasn't such a leap. You guys seem so close and I got the impression that you guys were dating," he explained.

I closed my mouth as my anger returned even though it had been my fault he'd thought that Aiden had meant more to me than a friend.

"We're not," I snapped. I hadn't meant to reveal that but it was out now.

"You're not dating?" he asked sounding happily surprised. I was too angry to be taken by his smile that spread across his face that showed off his dimples.

"No."

I shook my head. What did it matter anyway?

"We're getting sidetracked. If you need to be angry with me then be angry. But I need to know what the neurologist told you to make you hide out on the roof without letting anyone know you were okay?"

Neurologist. It took a moment for me to realize if he'd had me followed he knew about my two visits to the specialist as well.

"Everyone has been out of their minds with worry. You think it might have only been a few hours but your parents have no idea where you are and everyone they've called, including Reece, haven't seen you."

Even though I felt bad I didn't want to answer his question. I hadn't meant to worry anyone, I'd just need time to process things and try to find a way to deal with it. I pressed my lips together unwilling to voice out loud what the specialist had told me. It would make it more real and I wasn't sure I could deal with it.

One moment turned into another and the only answer he got was my silence.

"Lacey," he prompted. He was getting annoyed with me. I could tell by the way he used my name instead of my nickname.

I let out a haggard breath as the emotion I'd been trying to work through escaped and I felt my eyes sting. It was too much.

"Don't cry," he said. His annoyance gone and in it's place was just concern.

One tear escaped down my cheek followed by another.

"What did he say?" he asked softly but more insistent. My emotional meltdown was scaring him. "I need to know how bad it is."

"I'm sick...," I managed to whisper still trying to keep myself from crying hysterically.

He moved closer and wrapped his arms around me. He pulled me close and hugged me tight.

"It's okay," he soothed. He rubbed my back gently as I continued to cry. My hands fisted his shirt as I held onto him.

I hadn't planned on telling anyone straight away but I was glad to have been able to share it with someone. It had lightened the load weighing down on my shoulders and it was nice to hear someone say it was going to be all right, even if they were lying. I just needed to hear the words. He let me cry and when my tears dried up I lifted my eyes to his.

"I'm sorry," I mumbled. "I'm not handling this very well."

I felt tired, vulnerable and scared.

"You handle it any way you need to," he told me brushing the remaining tears from my cheeks.

I nodded my head feeling comforted by his words.

"I don't want to upset you further but I need to know what the specialist said," he prodded. 


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A Christian Dog [Read it]



A dog died and the owner took it to pastor Akpos.

He asked Akpos if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.

Pastor Akpos: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.

Man: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1million?

Pastor Akpos shouted and asked, “why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?”




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Women blink nearly twice as much as menRelated

Wine Talking [Read it]


A Couple Are Sitting In Their Living Room,Sipping Wine.Out Of The Blue The Wife Says, "I Love You"
Is That You Or The Wine Talking?" Asks The Husband..
"Its Me, Says The Wife...Talking To The Wine"


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Akpors called a Computer Assistant on the phone to
complain and this conversation took place:
Computer Assistant: May I help you?
Akpors: Yes, I am having trouble with WordPress.
Computer Assistant: What sort of trouble?
Akpors: I was just typing along and all of a sudden the
words went away.
Computer Assistant: Went away?
Akpors: They disappeared.
Computer Assistant: Hmm, so what does your screen look
like now?
Akpors: Nothing.
Computer Assistant: Can you see the C prompt on the
screen?
Akpors: What is the C prompt?
Computer Assistant: Never mind. Can you move the cursor
around the screen?
Akpors: There isn’t any cursor. It won’t accept anything I
type.
Computer Assistant: Does your monitor have a power
indicator?
Akpors: What is a monitor?
Computer Assistant: It is the thing with the screen on it that
looks like a T.V. Does it have a little light that tells you when
it is switched on?
Akpors: I don’t know.
Computer Assistant: Well then, just look on the back of the
monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can
you see that?
Akpors: No, it’s too dark in here.
Computer Assistant: Dark?
Akpors: Yes, my room’s light is off, so the only light I have
is what is coming from my window.
Computer Assistant: Well, you had better turn on your
room’s light then.
Akpors: I can’t.
Computer Assistant: Why?
Akpors: Because there is no NEPA.
Computer Assistant: No NEPA? Okay, do you still have the
boxes, manuals and packing stuff that the computer came
in?
Akpors: Yes, I kept them in my cupboard.
Computer Assistant: That is good. Go and get them and
unplug your computer and pack it up just like it was when
you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.
Akpors: Really? Is it that bad?
Computer Assistant: Yes, I’m afraid it is.
Akpors: Well, alright then what do I tell them?
Computer Assistant: Tell them, you are too silly to own a
computer.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS


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CONDOM BOSS [Read it]


Guy got this job at a condom factory
and was very happy when they offered
him the position of quality control. This
position comes with a condition, which
is to test 1 out of every 100 condoms
manufactured. He was to start his new job the next day. He came to work early in the morning,
he was to undergo some training
process that same day before he could
work on his own. The manager agreed
to train him himself. He was taken
round the line as the manager explain his responsibilities to him. Eventually,
the supervisor comes to let the
manager know that they have reached
the number 100. The supervisor was a
very beautiful young girl and so the
manager followed the supervisor to the office. Getting to the office and to the
surprise of the new employee, the
supervisor pulls down the trouser of the
manager, pulls out a condom and
started giving him a blowjob! The
manager responded by pulling her shirt up and doing it right there with her.
The supervisor said to him, "This is your
duty!" "This is even more interesting than I
thought." he said. The next day, he came to work very
early and there he was on the line
counting, making sure they are going as
fast as possible. Eventually, the
supervisor came again and said they
have reached the number 100. He was moving really fast toward his office.
Getting to his office, he quickly takes
down his trousers and requested that
the supervisor go down on him. She replies, "It is our custom for every
new employee to go with the hand job
for a year first."
#BOLLY_SHOW™


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I’m not flirting, I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.Related

#AlokNath ne paida hote hi hospital me apne bagal wale bed ki ladki goad le li thi ???? ????Related

DNA test [Read it]


Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. 


Upon arriving, his daughter saw him, called him and said that she didn't mean for it to happen and that she was shocked as well. 


Akpos reassured her and said, "Don't worry my child. We'll get a DNA test done. Maybe the child isn't yours." 


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“What happened to your lip?”

Oh, the bruise she had while washing him out of her. She’d used make up to hide it till it heals. Was it still visible? No one had questioned her about it, he didn’t this morning, why now?

“Its nothing, just an injury.” she lied. She fought within herself between telling him the truth or not. He cared, to ask about it.

“It isn’t so obvious. But are you sure you are okay? How did you get it? Come, sit.”

She shuffled to the bed and sat beside him, meeting his gaze. “You’re going to be a great journalist.”

“Why is that?”

“You’re a good questionnaire.”

He giggled. “That’s with only those I care about.”

She shook her head. “Come off it. I know you do hate me. Its for your father.”

He ignored her remark.
“Purity, I know you are a good girl. My father convinced me. You are really good. Don’t know why you insulted me back then.”

She beamed. She could see his face. He was staring at her with horror after she had said very embarrassing words to him. He’d hated her since then. And her too.

“You tried taking advantage of me.” she explained quietly.

He was slightly dazed. “Me? I never did! I just, you know,” he shrugged. “There was an ant crawling on your lap. I tried to get it off without letting you know. If I had told you, you’d have shrieked and you know the rest. I considered that a favour for you.”

Her eyes were wide with shock. “I didn’t know you were trying to help me. As you left, the ant stung me.”

Laughing, he said, “You deserved it. I had actually prayed for it to bite you.”

“And it did. I was wearing shorts. And for a boy to touch my laps, I didn’t like it. It was going to lead to something else.”

“How did you know? You were only seven then?”

“Right. My mum always taught me everything early enough. I learn fast.”

“Oh, I see. I’m sorry, would have told you. Your words and actions made me hate you.”

“Same here. My hate is stronger.”

“Do you still hate me?”

“I don’t know. Do you?”

“I don’t anymore. We’ve understood why all that happened.”

“Yeah.” she let out a breath.

He reached for her hand. As he touched them, he felt electric sensations. She snatched her hands immediately. Those sensations reminded him of the first kiss they shared.

“Don’t touch me without my notice, next time!” she snapped.

He grinned at her. “Did you feel it too?”

“I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“Liar.”

She rolled her eyes. Folded her arms.

“Purity, I want to take you out.”

“I decided we’ll just see your papa and then I’ll return home.”

“That’s not what we agreed on.”

“I changed my mind!”

“Its not fair. Come on!”

She remained silent. Pursed her lips and kept looking at her feet.

“Are you scared of me?”

He hit the nail on the head. She was actually scared of him, all men except her papa and maybe his. Then, her brothers.
“Oh, why would I be scared of you?”

His eyes were all over her, scanning her. Concern and worry written over it. “Then dine with me. I want to take you out.”

“Nope. Lets go see papa.” she disagreed.

He scanned her more. “You dressed so pretty for me. Why not let me show you off tonight?”

She grinned. “Who gave you the guts to say I dressed for you?”

“You did. Look at you. You just didn’t dress like you’re going to visit a sick man. You’re dressed like you’re going on a date. And you barely dress this way.” he remarked.

“How come you know such about me?”

He had kinda told her what she kept to herself. Just her papa ad mama knew. They must have told both Edwin and Emily. Emily, when she was alive. Edwin had probably told his son.

“Forget about that. Are we going out? That’s what I came here for. Am I not looking cute?” he winked at her.

She was beginning to like him. She nodded.

He grinned with delight. He hauled himself off the bed and attempted to help her. She swatted his hands.

“Ouch! That’s hurts.”

“Serves you right.”

After saying goodbye to her parents, they both strolled out of the mansion. Purity tucked her arms under Jeremy’s. She was too tired to walk. He gracefully assisted her.

When they got to his car, he helped her climb in. As he got in, he didn’t turn the engine on. He just peered at her.

Purity was beginning to feel uncomfortable. She started sweating. She wasn’t used to being stared at the way he was doing now.
“Please stop. Why are we not moving?”

“I have a surprise for you.” he tilted himself to the back seat of the car and pulled something out. He handed it to her.

“What is this?” she took it from him. She didn’t hesitate to unwrap it. When she was done, she couldn’t believe her eyes. He had given her a new phone. Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge! Tears welled up in her eyes.

“Thanks.”

:::

“Did you enjoy the meal?” Jeremy questioned Purity, walking her to his car.

She nodded in affirmation.

They continued the walk in silence.

They were walking side by side.

Purity, on a date with Jeremy. It was actually her first. They didn’t go out as lovers but friends, getting to know each other. She had been very shy while they were eating. She’d never been shy eating with the opposite sex. Countless number of times, she had talked over meals with different clients, negotiating businesses and offering deals. That’s her only special. But when it came to other things outside the world of business, it was all new to her. She couldn’t look Jeremy in the eye.

She had stolen glances at Jeremy, he ate confidently, talked confidently, even smiled confidently at her. To her, she felt he must have had lots of dates with different women. No wonder he was so good at it. Considering his looks, women would surely drool over him and want him for themselves. She really hadn’t though of women falling does men. It really didn’t exist to her. Why now?

Jeremy had winked at her while watching her sip her glass of wine. She caught him doing so and her heartbeat increased. So many fireworks exploded in it. She simple felt special. The thought of him winking at another lady got her jealous. Purity, you never get jealous.

While she had kept pondering over what she had felt during the meal, she never knew they had gotten to the car; till Jeremy firmly gripped her arm. That feeling came again. She shot him a grave look.

Jeremy read it immediately and released her arm.
“No thank you?”

“For defying my orders?” she retorted.

He looked at her with surprise. “I didn’t know what you were thinking about while we were moving to my car. But I know you’d have walked past it and bumped into that crash can if I hadn’t stopped you.”

I had been thinking about you! She pushed those thoughts aside. “You could have warned me, shouted my name or something.”

He chuckled. “And get you to jump out of your skin? Then you’ll lash me with ugly words? Nope.”

She sighed. “I give up.”

He pushed himself closer. “Purity say thank you. I helped you.”

She made a face. “I don’t usually thank people for the things they do for me. They’re supposed to do it. I’m a princess!”

“Not here!” Jeremy objected. “You are a princess at your home and father’s company.”

She scowled.

“We are not leaving this place till you say ‘thank you’. You should learn to appreciate what others do. And let me correct you. You’re wrong when you say people are supposed to help you. They do it out of kindness and love, you can’t force them. And when they do so, show that you appreciate by saying ‘thank you’. It’ll want them to do more.”

His words made sense. It touched her. She really never appreciated what people did for her. She did in her heart but never showed it. She was a princess and its the duty of others to worship the ground she walked on without thanking them. No one dared to questioned her about it. Just her papa. And now, Jeremy Broderick. Her father was right. He’s the only man that could tame her.
“Aren’t you scared of me?” she enquired.

He smiled. “Why should I?”

She twisted her lips. “Cause everyone else is. Men and women don’t lecture me the way you just did and you insulted me. Calling me ungrateful?”

“Are you grateful?” he didn’t wait for an answer. “Ever since that day you rained curses on me, I had vowed never to be scared of women or let them manipulate my life. You were the first to do that. And hopefully, you’ll remain the last. Now, say, ‘thank you’.” He ordered.

She smiled wryly. “And if I don’t?”

“I’ll make sure you walk home.” he threatened.

She giggled. “Ha! Over my dead body.”

“Try me.”

His face warned her. There was no smile on it. Those hazel eyes were filled with fury. One more wrong then, he’d do something disastrous to her, something terrible. Like he’d done the previous night- kiss her. What was wrong with this man? Why is he trying to teach her manners? Not that she didn’t know them, she did but never practised. She wasn’t giving up without a fight.

“I am Purity Theodore. You know that right? You know who I am? I can ruin you with a snap of my fingers, like this!” she snapped her fingers.

To Be Continued...


1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask
'na
twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix ooo...
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood shouts' up Nepaaa'! My guy
ask
me,
O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na fire ! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey
ask
am
'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit na
...
4.You just wake up from sleep person
come ask you
"you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for
dream ..
5. You see woman wey born new pikin u
ask
her
"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy
am
for Olx or jiji ...
6. You greet your Gf "good morning baby"
She
ask, my b00 you don wake?answer her,
no ohhhh, i dey sleep talk lolZz...
7.My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I
tell
am
say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is
happening
there?"
I go uproot cassava ... *Lmfao*
8.My neighbour sees me opening the gates
to
drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman ...
9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come
ask
me "Guy na film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey play ps game...
10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey
ask
me,
O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed
with
thread..
As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one
question?
No vex abeg, Na Nairajokes be dis? ?


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