#Adult Hindi SMS Jokes Hashtag:


Kid Pappu Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”



Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya“Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Marwadi biwi ke sath naha raha tha.

Biwi ne saabun lagaya

Marwadi ka khada ho gaya??

Biwi gusse se

“Is ko chhota karo? Saabun abhi do hafte aur chalana he”Related

Javed Akhtar: Bhaiyya milf dena.

Bhaiyya: Kya?

Javed Akhtar: Pleaf ek phacket milf dene ki ghuftaaki karo, lafz ko samjho maafarchod.Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.



Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ?”



Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Ex-Girl Friend:

Hey, How are you doing These Days ?

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Boy: Haath Se !!! ????Related

The best curve on a woman’s body is her smile. ????
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Just kidding.. ????Related

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.Related

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?????? :- ???????? ??? ?? ??? ?? ??????, ???????????? “Xender” on ??????????????

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Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke PENIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife.

Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.Related

Sir:Aisa Muhaavra batao jisme do bodyparts ho,jaise for e.g. 1-Bina Sar Pair Ki Baat Karna 2-Haath Pair maarna

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Santa:Gand Me Ungli KarnaRelated

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KRK called Bilawal a chutiya.. That would be like Uday Chopra calling Tusshar Kapoor a flop actor..Related

Ek 16 Saal Ki Ladki Apni Dadi Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

Ladki: “Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?”

Dadi: “Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Bijli Nahi Hoti Thi Isliye, Raat Ko Kon Aaya Aur Kon Gaya Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Tha.”

Samajh Mein Aaya To Like To Banta Hai. ????Related

Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta…!!

1 aadmi – wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai..

Pappu – are ye kuch bi nai, teri bhabi ke dekhenga to hil jaaegaRelated

???:- ?????? ????? ????? ?? ????? ??? ???? ?????,
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?????:- ??? ?? ??? ?? ???? ????? ??? ??????!!!!!
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Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam haiRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

A gujrati couple busy in sex..son asked- papa shu karo cho?papa-mummy ma petrol bharu chhuSon-average check kari nakho saware to uncle tanki full kari gayo. =)) =DRelated

????????? – ?? ???? ??? ????..?? ?? Sox ????? ???? ????

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(-Marathi Joke)Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.Related

Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:



Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo….!!:O X_X



samjdaar bachche kaha gye ??Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Madam: English mein kamar ko waist kyun kehtey hain..??

Brilliant Santa: Kaam ki chiz toh uskey upar aur neechey hoti hai…Beech mein kamar toh waste hi hoti hai na.. ????Related

Virat Kohli should play till his 50 as he has no career as a commentator. Because “Bhenchod ne kya shot mara hai” is not acceptable.Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Hot Girl in Hot voice: Batao mere underwear me kya hai??

Batao??

Batao na?

Santa-(At his best)

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Elastic hi hoga..aajkal nade wali kaun pehenta hai? ????Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Positive attitude

DOCTOR to 86 Years Old Man:
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Dekhiye, Iss umar me jawan Ladki se Sex karna Maut ka karan ban sakta hai.

OLD MAN: I don’t care Bhenchod..
??? ???? ?? ?? ???……….!Related

A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car.

Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.

The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.

Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,

Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…

Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia bananaRelated

BJP: Congress is corrupt.

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Congress: BJP is corrupt.

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BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt.

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AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt.

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Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt.Related
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