#Adult One Liners Hashtag:

Sex on beach is like American beer; fuckin’ near water!Related

Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I loveRelated

As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.Related

A good date ends with dinner, but an excellent date ends with breakfast ????Related

Cooking is a lot like masturbation – you only do it when there’s no woman around!Related

Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.Related

A good date ends with dinner, but an excellent date ends with breakfast ????Related

For my next trick, I’ll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.Related

A hard on does not count as personal growth.Related

A pregnant woman swallowing a load isn’t like feeding potential siblings to the foetus.Related

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?Related

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earthRelated

Females are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.Related

Virgin Airline ad: “We are more experienced than our name suggests!Related

Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straightRelated

I want to be as a Good close Friend something like ur bra; Comfortable, Supportive, Prevent u from falling, Holds u tight n Is always close to ur heart ….Related

I am not a slut. It’s just hard to say NO.Related

A baby is nine months interest on a small deposit!Related

Take some kisses and also give me some;

My life is barren when I get none;

Make my lips moist, make me moan;

Lie beside me till eternity when it’s done!Related

A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.Related

The real way to hit a woman’s G-spot is by putting Rs 5,000 in her purse.Related

Homosexual: Someone trying to widen his friend’s circle.Related

That moment jab exam ki wajeh se apki full on chudeli ho. Phir bhi padhne me mann na lage >:(Related

Yawning is an orgasm for your faceRelated

If there was a “Bi-Sexual Pride” parade, would it go both ways?Related

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a dateRelated

A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.Related

Boys should tell their trousers that it’s rude to point!Related

I love oral sex… it’s the phone bill I hate.Related

I use to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up…Related

Definition of an orgasm: Gland Finale.Related

The unpopular girls in movies are always really pretty.Related

Vagina to Penis, “Surrender, I have you surrounded!”Related

Mumbai Weather is behaving like a stubborn sexy woman,

Extremely hot but refusing to get wet????????Related

A flaccid penis is hard to beat.Related
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