#Adult SMS Jokes Hashtag:
A white man was on a …. [Read it]
A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?Related
Banta: What is the s …. [Read it]
Banta: What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Santa: Skill is more important than the instrument…Related
Big boobs don’t coun …. [Read it]
Big boobs don’t count if you’re fat;
And well, big dicks don’t count if you are one!Related
One of the side effe …. [Read it]
One of the side effects of Viagra is a headache. Every time, I take a pill, my wife gets a headache!Related
Santa: If I sleep wi …. [Read it]
Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.Related
Santa came home to f …. [Read it]
Santa came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful.
Santa: Was it my friend Banta?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t.
Santa: Was it my friend Bhupi?
Jeeto: No, it wasn’t?
Santa: Was it my friend Joginder?
Jeeto screamed, “No it wasn’t”. “Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?”Related
Ladka: Kash Main Ter …. [Read it]
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!Related
Pappu took her dumb …. [Read it]
Pappu took her dumb girlfriend to see a Hockey match. He explained the field layout.
Pappu: See that man in front – he is the forward, and that guy at the back – he is the defence.
Girlfriend: Oh no, he is forward, too – I’ve been out with him a couple of times!Related
God made orgasms… …. [Read it]
God made orgasms… otherwise people will not know when to stop screwing each other!Related
Facebook is the seco …. [Read it]
Facebook is the second most famous word that starts with an ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’!Related
1st Girl: What’s the …. [Read it]
1st Girl: What’s the spelling of PENIS?
2nd Girl: Oh My God! It is so easy. But exactly Yaad Nahi Aa Raha… Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Mere Munh Mein Tha!Related
Accurate communicati …. [Read it]
Accurate communication is so important.
A woman to a man during sex:
‘Keep it up!’
Man wonders if it was a complaint or a compliment!Related
Santa: Son, what do …. [Read it]
Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?Related
Why is the game of G …. [Read it]
Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?
It’s because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!Related
Mary went to the doc …. [Read it]
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odour.
“Do you wash?” the doc asked the rank young girl.
“Oh, yes”, Mary answered. “Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible.”
“Well”, the doc concluded, “Go home and wash, Possible!”Related
Women should have eq …. [Read it]
Women should have equal rights to men.
It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off! :thinking:Related
Don’t carry umbrella …. [Read it]
Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.Related
Pappu had diarrhea. …. [Read it]
Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn’t that what you give daddy when his shit doesn’t get hard?Related
Growing up means rea …. [Read it]
Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!Related
Instead of learning …. [Read it]
Instead of learning unconditional Love, Faithfulness, Honesty and Loyalty from dogs –
the only thing we learn is their ‘Postion’!Related
What do you call a g …. [Read it]
What do you call a group of people where 2 people are thinking of sex and all other are thinking of food and drinks?
Frustrated Rajinikan …. [Read it]
It’s really height of personal attack by saying that I can screw without a dick!Related
WARNING: Drinking a …. [Read it]
Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy!Related
Q: What do you call …. [Read it]
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
A: An orgy.Related
A professor was aske …. [Read it]
A professor was asked to give a talk on Sex
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.”
And he sat back down.Related
Somewhere between : …. [Read it]
Somewhere between :
“Uncle chocolate dena” &
“Uncle chocolate wala dena”,
we all grew up… ????????????????????Related
Santa: Chris Gayle b …. [Read it]
Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!Related
Q: What’s the closes …. [Read it]
Q: What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked.Related
Not everyone can bra …. [Read it]
Not everyone can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut…
But then again, not everyone cuts their own hair.Related
A padded bra is like …. [Read it]
A padded bra is like real estate… the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!Related
Wimbledon is a lot l …. [Read it]
Wimbledon is a lot like Bollywood. Women may strut their stuff in short skirts, but in the end it’s all about the men.Related
A recent survey conf …. [Read it]
A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage…
My question is,
“Where are they?”Related
Mr Chu from China & …. [Read it]
Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?Related
Why do men like big …. [Read it]
Why do men like big tits and a tight ass?
Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks!Related
A man is doing push …. [Read it]
A man is doing push ups on the beach, Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says, “Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.”Related
Santa: I am all for …. [Read it]
Santa: I am all for women’s rights.
Banta: That’s new to me. But still how?
Santa: They actually get a choice between a “School Girl” or a Nurse’s outfit when I’m horny!Related
Jeeto: What’s the be …. [Read it]
Jeeto: What’s the best form of birth control at my age?
I simply love the ta …. [Read it]
I simply love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It’s almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts!Related
A Desi girl texts to …. [Read it]
A Desi girl texts to her friend: Pata Nahi Kyun Boys Inbox Mein Mujhe ‘Tongue’ Karte Rehte Hein!Related
A guy while giving s …. [Read it]
A guy while giving speech to deaf people, rubs chest, touches groin and starts masturbating. When asked about the reason for doing so, replies that it means, “Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure…”Related