#Double Meaning Hindi Jokes Hashtag:


Deti ho to khada ho jata hai,

Rom-Rom jazbat ka!

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,

Ek bhi qatra sharab ka!

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,

Balon mein phool gulab ka!

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,

Intezaar uske jawab ka!

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,

Guldasta Gulabon ka!

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,

Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka!

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,

Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka !! :p ????Related

Ek Aurat Saaree Khareed Kar Jane Lagi To Dukandaar Se Boli.



Aurat: “Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha, To Saree Vapas Kar Dungi”



Dukandar: “Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi, Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga“Related

A Dad Went To School To Get Son Report Card.



Busy Madam: Abhi Nahi.



Dad: Mera Bahot Mood Tha Abhi Sab Dekh Leta.



Madam: Main Sab Dikha Dongi Per Abhi Nahi.



Dad: Tou Phir Kab Aon Mein?



Madam: Mere Periods Khatam Hone Ke Baad.Related

Ek Wife Ka Subha Apne Pati Ko Kahte Suna Gaya Ek Dialog



Janu Please Aj Mat Dalna, Kal Raat Tumne Dala Tha To Sari Raat Pani Behta Raha



Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Ye Eye Drop Kharab HaiRelated
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