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*Facebook addiction*



Person1: “Aapka beta kya karta hai?”

Person2: “Ji B.Tech kar li. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai”


Person2: Aur aapki beti?”

Person1: “CA clear nahi hua. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai”Related

The pados waali auntis are the Real World Whatsapp, telling the whole Mauhalla where someone was last seen at.Related

Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;

Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;

Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;

Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;

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Thanks to Whatsapp…

Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!Related

Most common chat on facebook:

Boy:”hey

(after few seconds boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)

Girl:”hey hi

(aa gaya kamina)

Boy:”hows u.. ??

(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

Girl:”I’m fine

(puch to aise raha hai jaise hospital me admit hu)

Boy:”bf hai ??

(kamini sub ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)

Girl:”kyu batau ??

(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)Related

Difference between “Facebook” and “Whatsapp” conversation :

On “Whatsapp” –

Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho?

Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On “FaceBook” –

Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.

(Status liked by 50 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 75 friends, including sister-in-law & mother-in-law)Related

She: hey

Me : hello

She : may i ask something?

Me : yes sure

She : r u single?

Me : nah triple

She : r u kidding?

Me : arre pagli fb pe bacha thode hota h…. milna padta heRelated

Ek Bachche Ke School Test Mein Marks Kam Aaye To Teacher Bachche Ko Modern Tareeke Se Darati Hai.



Teacher: “Kal Chup Chap Apne Mummy-Papa Ko School Mein Le Aana.”



“Warna Main Tumhara Test Result Facebook Par Post Karke Tumhare Mummy Papa Ko Usmein Tag Kar Dungi.”



This Time Teacher Rocks, Children ShocksRelated

She: Do you like me ?

Me: Kyun? Tum Facebook status ho kya?

*Blocked*Related

She: Have a good day..!



Me: No thank u I like Parle G more..! ?



*Blocked* =))

*forever alone*Related

page ki reach itni jyada ghat gyi hai ab toh lagta hai ki ek hi

option bacha hai,

kisi kadak ladki photo post karke caption kardu ‘batao main

kaisi lagg rahi hu…?’



Kasam se bheed ho jayegi.Related

Mobile ek MANDIR hai;


Whatsapp uska DEVTA;


Group Banane Wala PUJARI;


Message Bhejne Wala DANI;


Padhane wala BHAKT;


Aur Reply Na Karne Wala…


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Bhikhari!Related

The Girl, Who Have Never Liked, Shared Or Commented On

Any Of Your Posts, Also Don’t Reply Your Messages!!

Please, Unfriend Her..Yaakeen Maano Raahat Milegi..

Aur ‘Diwali Ki Safai’ Bhi Ho JaayegiRelated

Free Advice For Boys

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Ladki Ki Pic Par Kabhi Mat

Comment Karnaa.. Warna 3 Mahine

Tak Notification Aayenge..!!!:-P XDRelated

Aap ko To Pata Hai Apne Pappu Se Aaj Tak Koi Ladki Nahi Phasee lekin bahot mehnat k baad Raat din ek karke

Pappu Ne Facebook Par Ek Ladki Set Kar hi Li

Jiska Facebook Par Naam Tha “Princess Krutika”

,Jiska Status Tha – I don’t work cause I’m a princess,Aur

Usne Katrina Kaif ki Profile Pic Lagayi Huyi Thi.



Pappu ko Laga Ki Ye to Bahot Hi-fi Ladki lag rahi hai

Kabi Din Tak Dono Whatsapp Aur Facebook Par Chat Karte Rahe Aur

Dono ko Ek dusre se pyar ho gaya,aur dono ne apne ghar walo ko Shadi ke liye mana Liya.



Pappu Apne Mummy Papa Ke Sath Sagai (Engagement) karne us Ladki Ke Gow Aur Ghar Gaya,Ladki Ke ghar Walo Ne pappu Aur uski Family Ka Shawgat Kiya, Fir Pappu Ne Ladki Ki Maa Se Pocha



Pappu – Aunty ,Krutika Kaha Hai

Ladki Ki Maa Boli – Beta Vo Kheto Me Tatti Karne Gayi Hai Bus Aati Hi Hogi..



o.O ye sunte hi Pappu ki Bolti Bandh Ho Gayi





Thodi Der Baad Jab krutika Tatti karke vapas Aayi To Usse Dekte hi Pappu Coma Me Chala Gaya ???? ????



Note – Krutika Dikne ME Comedy Nights Wit Kapeel ki Palak Ki Tarah Thi ???? ????





Moral – Facebook ki ladkiyo Par Jada Vishwas Na Kare , Aisa Dhoka Aapke sath Ho b sakta hai ???? ????Related

Boy- Lets meet.

Girl- Where ?

B- Wahin jahan koi aata jaata nahin..

G- Areh baby batao na Kahan ?

B- WeChat pe.

*Blocked on Wechat too*Related

Boss is on Leave,

No Assigned Work,

No Work Pressure,

Tomorrow is saturday,

Net is on Good Speed



Duniya mein kahin jannat hai to yahin hai yahin hai yahin haiRelated
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