#Hindi SMS Jokes Hashtag:


That awkward moment when your name is ‘Anubhav’, But you end up staying a ‘Virgin’.Related

Alok Nath covers his head and takes his slippers off before playing Temple Run!Related

Facebook status original hona chaiye..

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Copied to yeh wala bhi hai!Related

In bus – A girl comes and sits next to me.


She receives a text – Baby agli baar pakka hug dunga.


I asked – “constipation patient ?”


*Gets slapped* ????Related

Mother: Kaun tha phone par?

Son: Friend tha.

Mother: Vaastav mein bata kaun tha?

Son: Sanjay dutt.Related

SHAYARI BY THIEF..



Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka Maar Diya Hai Dosto,

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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai….:p :O ????Related

BETA: PAPA meri teacher kitni pyari hai na,PAPA: BETA teacher maa ke barabar hoti hai,BETA: aap to hamesha apni hi setting karne ki sochte ho… =))Related

If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment
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log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.Related

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?Related

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If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you’ll also vanish like:

Rakhi Sawant

Dolly Bindra

Raja Choudhary

Sambhavna Seth

Himesh Reshamiya and

Poonam Pandey


Now don’t ask me “Who are they?”Related

The original Ebola was African that went to India and got mutated.

Isne Bola

Usne Bola

Kyon Bola

Kaise Bola

Kahan Bola

Kab Bola

Tu Bola

Wo Bola

Main Nahi Bola

Yeh BolaRelated

Sunny Leone Ne Tailor Ko Ek Rumaal De Ke Kaha, “Meri 3 Dress Bana Dena.”

Abb Aap Tailor Ka Confidence Dekho… “Madam, Baaki Kapde Ka Kya Karu?”Related

Filmi Aashiq !!

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God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.Related

Gujju English love letter:

Mari Deer Pusspa Ben,

U r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub and u r very press yes.

Tharo Lower,

Cum less Bhai.Related

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye



Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?


Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…Related

Boy: Meri Gf banogi..???

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Gal: Mere parents allow nai karte

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Boy: Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe

“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai..???”Related

Jo aaj k time mey single hai

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wo Chandra Shekhar Azad se bhi jyada azaad hai.Related

Pati ne Biwi ko sms kiya-

“Thanks for making

my life wonderful &

being a part of my life.

You’re great…!!!”

Biwi ka jawaab turant aaya-

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“Kitne peg ho gaye?”:-PRelated

Ladkiyaan Itna Kam Kyun Bolti Hein?

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Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho, Joke Toh Uppar Hai!Related

Bus scene,
A man staring at a girl.Conductor: ticket ticket ticket! Sahab, satyamev jayate fir se…Man: *slaps* BC biwi hai ye meri
Jo Samjha Thoko LikeRelated

Modi Ji Roz Kahte Hein \”Achhe Din Aane Waale Hein\”;

Kyunki

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Summer Vacations Mein Sabki Biwiyan Maayke Jaane Wali Hein!Related

Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.’

Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’Related

On Whatsapp:

Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?

Boy: Kyu?

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.

Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?Related

The night was dark, the moon was high;

I stopped my car, you wondered why?

I learnt so close, you felt shy.

I uttered those three words…

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I… La… puncture!Related

Taking a cue from Idea Ad, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!Related

Pehle Shirt Utaari

Uske Baad Pant Utaari

Aur Fir Banyan Utaari

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Saala, Garmi Fir Bhi Buhut Lag Rahi Hai!Related

Every time I see a Maruti Omni van running on the road, I feel someone has been kidnapped ???? #BollywoodLogicRelated

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“Beta, tumhe koi ladki pasand hoto batao, hum shadi kara denge”

“sach?”

“Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye”Related

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I can’t believe I’ve missed Balika Vadhu yesterday.

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That’s the 1579th consecutive episode I’ve missed till now!Related

Colgate: Dentists ki number 1 pasand



Pepsodent: Dentists ki number 1 pasand



Closeup: Dentists ki number 1 pasand



Ham Chutiye hain??Related

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?

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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,

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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’DRelated

[Punjabi on Titanic after seeing the iceberg]

“oh bc, inni baraf! Whiskey laao.”Related

In 2020 girl:”Dekh yar kya item
jaa raha
hai.. Oye Murgey Tera mobile No..
Kya
hai.. ??
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Boy:”Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai
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Girl:”baap n bhai sab hai, par tu
nai hai na
chikne…Related

Aap peg marte ho,
Peg aapki marta hai.Related

Interviewer : tumko excel aata hai?

Santa: aa to jaayega, par bohot dheela lagega.????Related

Newest Shortest lovely Joke, I mean Really ?
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Me: Hey Bhagwan!

Bhagwan: Hey!Related
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