#Internet Jokes Hashtag:


???A teenager went missing. His family uploaded a message on whatsapp with his photo. He was found, thanks to whatsapp.
It is more than three months now. He is not able to go to school. People are dropping him back home as the message is still circulating on whatsapp !!! ????????????????Related

Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.



Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”



Girl Friend: “No”



Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”



Girl Friend: “I Say No”



Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”



Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”



Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”



Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“Related

Me:” I love you..

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Girl:” Shutup..

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Me:” I Like you..

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Girl:” Shutup..

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Me:” I Miss you..

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Girl:” Shutup..

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Me:” you are really pretty !!

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Girl:” Really ??

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Me:” SHUTUP…. :p ???? ;p



***BLOCKED***Related

We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.

Isn’t Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?Related

Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep on his books, tired of exam studies. Walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and…………* BAAAANG* slapped his face… and said;

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“last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago” ????Related

I got msg on WhatsApp: Bored lady in your city looking for some hot action.

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So I sent her my clothes that needed to be ironed!Related

ab yaar itna girls k liye post krta hu ????

ek post boys k upar ????



Difference between real boys n fb ones



1) real name:-keshav,bhimrao,yogendra,lokendra

Fb:-rocky,smarty,yogi,smarty



2)bachpan se lekar ajtak kbhi apne family ko gm wish nahi kiya hoga but friendlist mein add har bandi ko personally gm wish karenge:P



3)real mein toh padhtey hai nhi but fb par last nyt we did group studies likhkar ek pic zarur sem se pehle update karenge:D bhale lyf mein bicharo ne books dekhi bhi na ho:P



4)pura din ghar par soye rehne par bhi status daltey hai ajj toh office mein itna kaam tha i m so tierd gosh



5)mumy ne daant daant kar jhadu se maar maar kar uthne ke bad jb bichare uthkar local market se bread ka pckt utha late hai….n status dalte hai had aloo tikki in kfc ..



6)10-15 gf bhi q na bana le but status humesha single hi rahegaRelated

NEW BLOCKED PJ’s



Boy : Whats your Name??

Girl: Palak and you

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

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Girl : Hello i am khusbu

Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa

agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila

de

**blocked**

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Boy:hi, wats ur name??

Girl: its Neha Singhal.

Boy: oh. . M also Single.

*blocked*

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Girl: What’s Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

*gets blocked*

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Girl : tu soya hai…??

Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!

*Gets Blocked Instantly*

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Girl: I’m free tommorow!

Boy: pehle kya paid thi??

*GETS BLOCKED*

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Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.

Girl: waha kya karenge??

Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.

*blocked*

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Girl : see ya!

Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!

Blocked*

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Girl: Have a Good Day….

Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G

more…

*BLOCKED*

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Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s

forehead.

*Blocked*

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Girl puts up her status :” waiting for

CHENNAI EXPRESS “…

Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?

*Blocked*

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Boy- Thank you

Girl-My pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar

*Reported as spam*

*Blocked Forever*Related

Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter and whatsapp don’t run on Petrol!Related

I Opened Gmail after 1 month

10 banks are giving me easy loans.

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.

3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Approx.200 mails from Anita, reena, swati, megha, rita who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

I am feeling so blessed.Related

Timeline:



Girl1: Cancelling My All Upcoming Trips,

Scared To Fly Now in planes nowdays



Girl2: Awww Me

Too didi.



Chat:



Girl2: Market Chale didi?



Girl1: Paidal Chalte Hai, Rikshe Ke Paise Nahi

Hai Be…!!! ????Related

Do you have Facebook?

No.

How about Twitter?

No.

Do you have Whatsapp?

No.

Then, what do you have?

A life.

Great , I need it for Candy Crush?Related

Height of addiction:

In a college form, when asked about “PERMANENT ADDRESS”, a student wrote “www.facebook.com”!Related

I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,

He said, “Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!”Related

HEIGHT OF NONSENSE..

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GIRL:” Ye lo pendrive, isme

FACEBOOK daal do..

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Boy gave a surprised look

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the girl..

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GIRL:” Kya hua , 2GB me nahi

ayega kya ???

Hahahaha Boys Thoko Lyk….Related

You know you’ve won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!Related

She: I love kids.
He: I love the process
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**Blocked**????Related

A Boy texts a girl.



Boy: Hey !

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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?

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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..



Girl: Aww How cute !

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Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m texting U ! :pRelated

Height of “WhatsApp”ing:
You know why Teachers mark only one tick on our

answers in the answer sheet … ???Related

she – lol

me – ye indian pattern toilet ka diagram kyo bhej rai ho.

*gets blocked*

*beaten up by her brother/father*Related

Solid beezatti on Facebook Chat

Conversation:

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Boy:”Hey!

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Girl:”What ??

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Boy:”Hi

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Girl:”Bye!

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Boy:”Why ??

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Girl:”Didn’t heard What I Said??

Get Lost!

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Boy:”Okay As you Wish!

But I Wanna Say Something to

You!

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Girl:”What ?? Say Fast, I don’t have

Time!

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Boy:”*Laughing*

If I Ever Wanted to Commit a

Suicide,

I’ll Definitely Jump from your Ego

Level to your IQ Level!

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Now Get Lost Saali Chudail…Related

Aaj Pehli Baar Ladki Ki Freind Reqwest Aai…….

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….Sala Khushi Khushi Me Not Now Pe Click Ho Gaya….!!!Related

A Girl decided to marry again …

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because pics of her last wedding didn’t get enough likes on facebookRelated

On FACEBOOK :- AnGeL NiShA, PwInCeSs Ria and

PaRi Shehzadi.

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In REALITY :- Mummy, kapde dho diye hai. Ab to

thodi der ‘Kampyutar(/Computer)’ istamal karne do. Please.Related

Facebook is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel… and misinterpret what other people mean!Related

The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp:

Recently Whatsapp sent a message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: ‘Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy Whatsapp now.’

Zuckerberg took it way too seriously!Related

jb koi friend bahut time baad fb pe aata h

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old friends k comments is tarah hote h..

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abe tu zinda h.

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itne din kha tha be

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jail se kb chuta kamine….

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gf ki shadi me gya tha kya ….

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friends kabhi nhi sudhar skte.Related
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