#One Liners Hashtag:

Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say… I’m MIND BLOWING.Related

The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.Related

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.Related

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.Related

Bad presentations do not have slide effects.Related

Alcohol: The anesthesia by which we endure the operation of lifeRelated

The moment you realize you’ve been used more than Google, get out of the friendzone. :/Related

I don’t want a solution. I want an excuse.Related

Upto the age of 28, you are single. after 28, you are unmarried.Related

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania!Related

Be satisfied with what you have, but never with who you are.Related

Power means not having to respond.Related

Bachpan mein toh mein itna shareef tha ki ladkiya ke saath baithna bhi punishment lagta tha :3Related

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.Related

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?Related

Dil Chota Na Kar ! ????

Koi Aur Set kar ! ???? ???? :ORelated

I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today, love comes to those who flirt!Related

Women aren’t that bad, but wives…!Related

Home is where you can scratch where it really itches.Related

One of the complex paradox of our life is that no matter how pretentious and untruthful we are, we want others to be honestRelated

Jananiya De Drame Te ‘Nike’ De Pajame Saara Saal Chalde Ne!Related

I was a man trapped in a woman’s body. Then I was born.Related

Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.Related

It’s tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth.Related

Winners make goals, losers make excuses.Related

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.Related

I didn’t make it to the gym today.

That makes five years in a row!Related

Nothing’s more expensive than a woman who is free on the weekend.Related

A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.Related

Lock jaw wouldn’t be bad but the right people never get it.Related

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.Related

Sea is never large, but sight of our viewing is larger. No one’s Luv is lesser but our expectations are higher.Related

If you think your wife’s jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.Related

Mall me ladkia aur wineshop pe ladke same cheez sochte hai…

Ye bhi le lu, woh b le lu..Related

Public opinion is what people think other people are thinkingRelated

Forecasting is difficult, especially about the futureRelated

She: Happy Rakhsha Bandhan

Me: I have a sisterRelated

While money doesn’t buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.Related

Experience: what you get when you don’t get what you want.Related

Multiple personalities: because sometimes you need backup!Related
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