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Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.Related

Ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking

champion me hisa liya

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Unhe to jitna hi tha

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Sochie rajnikant ne finale me kon

si diss banai hogi :-

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Lal mirchi ki mithi khir . . . .! !Related

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.Related

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:

Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori

Batman- Ballebaj

She’s the man- Bobby darling

Blood diamond- Khooni Heera

Saw- Dekha

Saw2- Doabara Dekha

Saw3- Phirse Dekha

Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha

Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc-

Rajnikanth :pRelated

Death once had a ‘near-Rajni’ experienceRelated

When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.Related

Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?

Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.

Person: 2-3 jokes?

Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!Related

When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!

Ishant Sharma bragged, “Now play without me!”Related

Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
Today those places are known as IITs.Related

Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.Related

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.Related

When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.Related

Rajnikanth eliminates two stones with one bird.Related

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..

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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola

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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…:/:p :O ????Related

Rajnikanth doesn`t bowl Strikes, he just knocks down one pin; and the other nine fall out of fear.Related

Once Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,

rajnikant had (AAA) but could not win,why?

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Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…Related

What does Rajinikanth eat?

Whatever his wife cooks. Even he doesn’t have a choice here.Related

Rajnikanth can count infinity, twice.Related

What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?

A: Rajnigandha!Related

Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?

It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.Related

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.Related

Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.


Raavan: Chal yaar bye.


Ram: Kya hua?


Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.


Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.


Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?


Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???


Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.


Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???


Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya…Related
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