#Rajnikanth Jokes Hashtag:
Rajnikanth knows who …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out.Related
Ek bar rajnikant ne …. [Read it]
Ek bar rajnikant ne ek cooking
champion me hisa liya
Unhe to jitna hi tha
Sochie rajnikant ne finale me kon
si diss banai hogi :-
Lal mirchi ki mithi khir . . . .! !Related
Where there is a wil …. [Read it]
Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikanth, there is no other way.Related
English Movies Dubbe …. [Read it]
English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Death once had a ‘ne …. [Read it]
Death once had a ‘near-Rajni’ experienceRelated
When Rajnikanth aske …. [Read it]
When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.Related
Person: Rajinikanth …. [Read it]
Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!Related
When Karwa Chauth fa …. [Read it]
When Karwa Chauth fasted For Rajinikanth, the ODI Cricket match abandoned!
Ishant Sharma bragged, “Now play without me!”Related
Rajanikanth did his …. [Read it]
Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..
Today those places are known as IITs.Related
Rajnikanth ordered a …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.Related
Rajnikanth killed a …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.Related
When Rajnikanth does …. [Read it]
When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.Related
Rajnikanth eliminate …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth eliminates two stones with one bird.Related
Rajnikant Garba ki R …. [Read it]
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola
Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…:/:p :O ????Related
Rajnikanth doesn`t b …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth doesn`t bowl Strikes, he just knocks down one pin; and the other nine fall out of fear.Related
Once Rajnikant and a …. [Read it]
Once Rajnikant and a girl were playing cards,
rajnikant had (AAA) but could not win,why?
Becoz the girl had 3 Rajnikants…Related
What does Rajinikant …. [Read it]
What does Rajinikanth eat?
Whatever his wife cooks. Even he doesn’t have a choice here.Related
Rajnikanth can count …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth can count infinity, twice.Related
What do you call a f …. [Read it]
What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
Why did the govt. bu …. [Read it]
Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?
It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.Related
Rajnikanth can draw …. [Read it]
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass.Related
Ram aur Raavan ka ba …. [Read it]
Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan: Chal yaar bye.
Ram: Kya hua?
Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja.
Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi.
Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?
Ram: Dost nahi hai… Bata to sahi hua kya???
Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar… bas maje hi maje.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua???
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya…Related