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10 types of guy u should cherish-lol

Which guys should you avoid dating? If it’s love
you want, you
won’t find it in these guys. So when you come
across them, just
run the other way lest they heap their issues
onto you.
#1 The mama’s boy. Have you been wasting
your time dating a
guy who literally can’t do anything without
talking to his mom
first? It’s fine to be close with your family, but if
the guy can’t
seem to make a move without his mommy’s
approval, steer clear!
You should never be made to feel secondary in a
especially if you’re after true love. Think about if
you two were to
have kids, and how many times he’ll have to call
his mom for
help and advice because he doesn’t know what
to do, and he
doesn’t listen to what you have to say because
his ‘mom knows
best.’ True love doesn’t create any competition
or weird feelings.
#2 The musician.Musical guys are awesome.
However, a guy who
seems married to his guitar or to his drum set or
to his band
wouldn’t make for a good boyfriend. They are
constantly on the
road, picking up various gigs here and there,
meeting groupies.
Do you want to constantly be worrying about all
the girls
throwing themselves at your man? And don’t get
me started on
the mood swings when he can’t find the right
note or the right
line to add to his song. You may become his
muse, but his true
love will always be his music.
#3 The brainiac.This is the guy who thinks he
knows everything,
and is always right. This is possibly a nerd who
is obsessed with
some esoteric scientific topic, and it’s hard trying
to even have a
normal conversation. Maybe what you thought
was cute and
unique in the beginning, is now actually just
impossible and a bit
strange, and you realize you do not see yourself
growing old with
someone like him. Think of someone like the
character, Sheldon
Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, can you imagine
dating someone
like him? It can be really exhausting.
#4 The comedian. Have you been dating a guy
because you think
he’s funny and he can make you laugh? If so,
wonderful, but
what else do you like about him? The problem
with this guy is that
usually they love being the center of attention.
So much so, that if
you go out to eat with a group of friends, you’ll
eventually find
him standing up, putting on a “performance.”
The worst part is
that there may be times when you want a
serious conversation,
but he just inserts a witty one liner that will
completely ruin the
#5 The cheater. There are so many people in
this Universe, and
you have so many options and people to meet,
that you should not
waste a single second with a guy who cheats on
you. You need to
get out there girl, meet and mingle with men
who think before
they act, and who treat you with the respect you
deserve. If you
stay with this guy, you will never have true love,
but you will
have a very broken heart.
#6 The banker and/or real estate dealer. These
guys are full of
empty promises and usually are very good at
telling lies. They
may be able to offer you a good life, but as
quickly as they are
able to put you up, they are just as easily able
to put you down.
These guys are constantly looking for the next
best thing: the next
house to flip, the next stock to invest, and this
means that they
have a habit of looking at relationships the same
way. For your
reference, check out The Wolf of Wall Street.
Sure, you might be
the beautiful mansion today, until a newer, more
updated one
comes along. These guys are constantly playing
games, telling
people what they want to hear, and you are no
exception to their
rules. Their fixation on the next best material
thing can really
take its toll on your relationship.
#7 The Liar. This should be a given. A lie is a lie
is a lie. Just like
a cheater is a cheater. Oftentimes, liars and
cheaters go hand-in-
hand. It doesn't matter if he lies to you about
eating lunch, or
about hanging out with friends, the point is he
still lies. Trust is a
requirement of true love, and you can’t expect to
find it in a guy
who lies through his teeth.
#8 The king of empty promises. This guy should
pitch a tent in
Las Vegas at a poker table because he’s so
good at bluffing. This
is the guy who tells you he loves you very early
on in the
relationship. And he will tell you basically
anything and
everything you’ve always wanted to hear. For
example, he will
tell you he wants to have kids with you, that you
two will get
married, and that he’s planning a surprise trip
for you two to
take together soon. And in these moments, you
think you’re
falling in love with him, until you realize that
none of the things
he’s said he wanted to do have actually
#9 The upgrader. This guy loves having things
handed to him. He
tends to stay in a relationship out of
convenience. If you cook for
him all the time, do his laundry, have sex, why
would he want to
leave? But what happens when a younger, hotter
girl comes
along? And what if she is totally cool with doing
his laundry,
cooking for him, and hooking up? Why would he
want to stay in
his decent relationship, when he can have one
with someone
younger and hotter? You should be with
someone who treats you
the same way you treat them. Don’t be fooled
into thinking you
can earn his love by sacrificing your time for the
sake of his
#10 The mooch. You might as well call this guy
a pirate. This guy
is the one who never has money, can’t ever do
anything because
he’s broke. It’s not like he can’t make money,
but he has a
philosophy of “why should I spend my money
when I can spend
someone else’s?” Before you file for bankruptcy
for the sake of
this sorry loser, just run the other way. By doing
this, who knows,
you might make him realize that he needs to
start working to
sustain his lifestyle!
There are tons of men out there who seem like a
great catch, but
then their cover gets blown at the first red flag.
Keep your eyes
open and your mind sharp before these 10 guys
can get a chance
to take advantage of you.


2015-07-17 13:10:45


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