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Barrister Akpors and Ekene the Village Farmer

Barrister Akpors who’s gone to the village
for Xmas celebration went hunting in a
nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell in to
a farmer’s field on the other side of a
fence. As Barrister Akpors climbed over the
fence, Ekene asked him
what he was doing. He responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I’m
going in to retrieve it.” Ekene replied, “This is my property, and you are not
coming over here.” Arrogant Akpors said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in this
country, and, if you don’t let me get that
duck, I’ll sue you and take everything!” Ekene smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do
things here. We settle small disagreements
like this with the Three-Kick Rule.” Barrister Akpors asked, “What is the three-Kick Rule?” Ekene the farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then
you kick me three times, and so on, back
and forth, until someone gives up.” Barrister Akpors quickly thought about
the proposed contest and decided that he
could easily take the old Ekene. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly walked up to him. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy
work boot into Akpor’s groin and
dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped Akpors’
nose off his face. Barrister Akpors was flat on his belly
when the Ekene’s third kick to a kidney
nearly caused him to give up. He eventually summoned every bit of his
will and managed to get to his feet and
said, “Okay, Ekene, now it’s my turn.” Ekene smiled and said, “Now, I give up. You can have the duck.#Akpos vs Ekene Episode 3 season 1 #AoN


2015-10-22 13:58:03


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