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A lady goes to the doctor and
complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex. The doctor
gives her a pill, but warns her
that it's still experimental. He tells
her to slip it into his mashed
potatoes at dinner, so that night,
she does just that. About a week
later, she’s back at the doctor,
where she says, "Doc, the pill
worked great! I put it in the
potatoes like you said! It wasn't
five minutes later that he jumped
up, raked all the food and dishes
onto the floor, grabbed me,
ripped all my clothes off, and
ravaged me right there on the
table!" The doctor says, "I’m
sorry, we didn’t realize the pill
was that strong! The foundation
will be glad to pay for any
damages." "Nah," she says,
"that's okay. We're never going
back to that restaurant anyway."


2015-07-05 22:41:38


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